Date: 9/22

[HERE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS BOOK AND THEIR POINT OF VIEW]

Today is the day my internet friends leave for their hometowns. Dad drove them to the airport while I walked to school with Creek and Kyman.

When we came to school, Creek pulled me aside.

"Hey, Cren?", she asked me in her usual monotone. "Yeah?", I replied.

"You know about Stan ending up in rehab?"

"Yeah, didn't Mr. Allister drive him there?"

Creek nodded her head and was silent for a while until she said, "He's coming back to South Park tomorrow."

If you only know about the Creek's reputation of being an emotionless, twitchy, anxious, monotone asshole who's the school prankster, you would think that she didn't care like you would expect her to.

But I know better than that, I heard a tiny bit of worry slither itself into her monotone.

Unlike the people who would have been surprised, I understand why she's worried or rather who she's worried about; her godfather Mr. Allister.

I don't know what happens in the Marsh-Allister household precisely, but I do know that Mr. Marsh would call Mr. Allister to buy him more drinks and that Mr. Allister and Creek would end up with bruises.

Staley would ask him to divorce Mr. Marsh but Mr. Allister would always tell him to wait until Mr. Marsh was sober.

"Mr. Allister can protect himself, Creek.", I told her.

"I know that, Crenny. I know."

We didn't say anything else while we walked to class.

(Craig's Point Of View)

This is getting ridiculous. Tweek and I have been looking for that homeless girl for a while but that little fucker has been hiding from us.

We tried to enlist Kyle's daughter to help us but somehow that little evasive piece of shit heard us and we couldn't find her anywhere in the Broflovski house.

Although, Kyle's daughter did give us some information about her.

We know that she lives in a box (Tweek was freaking out about that.) When I asked her for a location, she wouldn't say anything about it, she does drugs, smokes and has a bigger caffeine addiction than Tweek. (Tweek was freaking out, even more, when he heard that.) The kid had been trying to get her to quit but to no avail and we know that Cartman might have been involved in what happened 9 years ago.

Tweek and I looked at each other, there was only one person who would know exactly what had happened 9 years ago; Riley Allister. But unfortunately, that guy won't tell us anything involving anything that happened 9 years ago. The reason why he's so tight-lipped about it? He wanted us to remember something, maybe what happened 9 years ago is that something.

I sighed, what happened 9 years ago and why can't Tweek and I remember?

(Riley's Point Of View)

I was cleaning up the house for Stan's return from rehab tomorrow. What else could I do in a mostly empty house? My son Staley was hanging out with my goddaughter Creek and her friends.

As I was cleaning up the house, I was reminiscing about the good old days, before the alcohol took over Stan's life.

I first met Stan when we were all playing the Stick of Truth. The elves came up to me and had taken me to their king.

As they were explaining to their king about me because I wouldn't talk, my eyes settled on the human right next to him. He was pretty tall, not as tall as Feldspar but still tall, he had black hair and brown eyes, and wearing something a knight would wear. (Just look up Stick Of Truth Stan on Google.).

As I was staring at this guy, he stared back at me with distrust and curiosity in his brown eyes.

I guess the elf king saw something in our staring contest because he paired the both of us together to make sure I got the goth kids on the elves' side.

To be honest, I was going to betray the humans anyway because of Wizard King Cartman trying to get Feldspar arrested for stealing some of his treasure. Feldspar stole that treasure because the Wizard King owned him money that he promised to him for his services. Plus Cartman can't arrest someone under the protection of the barbarians, especially one under the protection of their king, Tweek.

Anyway, Stan was trying to get me to talk while I just stayed silent. Don't get me wrong, I can talk just fine. I was just a selective mute. Feldspar was the only person who heard my voice and I intended to keep it that way.

Stan had asked me to defeat a she-ogre. To be more specific, his sister. After we defeated her, Stan thanked me and I nodded. He didn't say anything after that.

The second time I saw him was when we were playing superheroes, I met him after Caption Diabetes and I kept a drunk Randy Marsh's keys away from him. I was in the park with Coon Friends (Well, technically it's Coon and Friends but I didn't like Cartman because of the stupid backstory that he gave me.) when he came out from behind a tree.

The Coon Friends called him Toolshed. I looked at him, he looked the same the last time I met him except for the outfit. (LOOK UP TOOLSHED SOUTH PARK ON GOOGLE!)

He thanked me and said told me that he owed me a favor. I wasn't really paying attention until I heard him say that the Coon Friends were nothing without me. He looked at me and asked if I ever wanted to switch franchises, I could talk to him and he disappeared somewhere.

We worked together on a few missions and he would tell me about how Freedom Pals was better than Coon Friends. I nodded along as he talked, all the while thinking about quitting Coon and Friends.

When I was summoned to the Coon Friends base, I had a bad feeling in my gut and not just me, my alters felt the same. Yeah, I have DID but that's not the point.

I sat down in my usual seat and waited for Cartman to say something. I zoned out when Cartman was talking about how to overthrow the Freedom Pals. It wasn't until I felt everyone stare at me.

I was confused until Cartman said that he wanted me to infiltrate the Freedom Pals. That's when I made my decision but first I had to let Super Craig know that I'm quitting.

After the meeting, I pulled Super Craig aside. I looked around to make sure that we were alone. He raised his eyebrow at me and asked me why did I drag him into a secluded area.

I told him that I was quitting Coon Friends (Yes, I said Coon Friends...)

He wasn't even surprised. He just told me to tell him how Wonder Tweek is doing once I join. I rolled my eyes, I definitely need to get those two back together. But, how am I going to do that?

I went to go find Toolshed who was on his way to the Freedom Pals base. He seemed surprised to see me. I texted him that I wanted to join the Freedom Pals. He smiled at me and lead me to the base.

When we reached the base, Toolshed told the rest of the Freedom Pals that I wanted to switch sides. They didn't believe it and I don't really blame them. It wasn't until I thought about what Cartman had asked me to do and I saw Dr. Timothy tell the rest of the Freedom Pals of my thought.

I might have to careful around this Dr. Timothy, he could find out a lot of my secrets and expose them if he wanted to.

High school came around remarkably quickly and I had made quite a reputation for myself. I was known as a liar and a whore; both of which were true. The reasons why I might be like this?

Let's see, my parents took something from me that I can't ever get back resulting in me having 2 alters named Rick and Renee, my older brother Xander and brother in law Liam eloped all the way to Scotland because my parents didn't approve of them, my twin brother Matt is in jail for murdering my parents, and my little sister Shelby got murdered. I'm still trying to find out who killed her.

I started lying after my sister died and it became a way for me to cope with people trying to form an attachment with me. I push people away with all the lying I do. Despite that, I still had friends.

How did I become such a whore? I don't really remember but it happened anyway. It's not like I have STDs, I got regular check-ups to make sure that I don't get any.

To be honest, though, I'm pretty sure I slept with everyone in South Park. Yeah, I'm worse than Cartman's mom and Kenny (Although he stopped whoring himself out when he started dating Leo...) Besides, I lost my virginity when I was 9 so really I had nothing to lose.

I found out that I had a crush on Stan when we hit high school. Not that I could really do anything about it because he was still dating Testaburger who was cheating on him with Bebe who was dating Clyde at the time.

So I started going out with a guy named Matt. I dated this guy because his name is the same as my twin and he has black hair. In fact, most of my ex-boyfriends had black hair. I dated girls too and all of them had brown eyes.

I guess there's a bit of a pattern here, right?

I also started talking to people more. The look of pure shock on Stan's face when he heard my voice for the first time.

In fact, everyone who hasn't heard my voice was shocked when I talked. Craig was just surprised that I even talked at all.

Then Stan broke up with Wendy, just so he could ask Kyle out. Kyle had rejected him because he was dating Cartman. Heh, I guess some people owe me 50 bucks.

The real surprise was that Stan had asked me out our senior year. I was surprised and skeptical. I told him that I wasn't going to be a rebound, he told me that I'm not going to be one. I rolled my eyes and told him to pick me up at 8.

Stan was honestly the best boyfriend I've had. Even if I kept on telling him that I wasn't going to be tied down, he told me that he would get me to be tied down. I would tell him that I would divorce him if that did happen and he would reply that he wasn't going to give up on me.

When we came out to Stan's family about us dating, Randy was all red like the tomatoes I was allergic to, Sharon congratulated us, and Shelly just messed up his hair.

We broke up at the end of high school because we had made an agreement to break up at that time.

We got back together at our high school reunion and we had moved in together into an apartment that I bought.

On the anniversary of the day we broke up in high school, he proposed to me. I had jokingly said no and tried to run away. He caught me before I could even take a step.

"Okay, fine. Yes, I agree to be stuck with you as long as you want me."

"In that case, I want to be stuck with you forever."

The wedding was amazing. Everyone that we knew in South Park came. It was a non-traditional wedding where everyone got to wear whatever they wanted.

(By the way, look at the cover picture of this chapter to get a general gist of what the wedding attire is. Unless you don't want to.)

I was wearing a short royal blue wedding dress, a pretty long royal blue veil, a blue and white orchid flower crown on my head and white thigh highs. I had no shoes, at all. On my neck is a necklace. A necklace that my sister made me the day before she died. It had 3 kinds of beads; tiny silver beads, pearl-like beads, and light pink rose beads. I was also holding a bouquet of succulents and gloriosa lilies. What? I know my flowers.

Stan was wearing a red tuxedo with some black details and a black bowtie, his usual hat, and a pair of black converse. When he saw me, he looked teary-eyed and nauseous. I saw Kyle take out a paper bag and gave it to Stan.

We recited our vows and went off to my old house before we went to our honeymoon the day after the wedding and completely defiled the attic. Best. Day. Ever.

After the honeymoon, I found out that I was pregnant. Okay, here's an explanation about that. I was born a girl and throughout my life, I had a feeling at the back of my mind that I wasn't exactly a girl but it wasn't really that prominent until I was dragged into the attic by my parents. The worse part about that was that the second time it happened, they made my twin brother join them.

That was when my alters Rick and Renee became a part of my mind. A few people know about them. Stan doesn't know anything about my past. In fact, I was planning on telling him everything when I find who killed my sister.

Besides that secret, we were happy. Of course, we fought, it's normal for married couples to fight at times but we were still happy.

I smiled, the good old days always cheered me up.

As I was cleaning up, I saw all of the alcohol bottles that Stan didn't drink yet.

I called Staley and asked him to come back home and to bring his friends over.

"Why, mom?", he asked me over the phone.

"I'm getting rid of all the alcohol in the house and I need help getting it out."

I never heard him hang up the phone so fast in my life until today.

I sighed, was this really the right choice for me?