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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="f19f459382a8a03bf7fdb02d5634e43e"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"I picked it up. I saw the contact that I put in for Tweek, 'What Kind Of Drug Is Tweek Tweak?'. I answered the call and all I heard was screaming. I knew it was too good to be true./em/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="74b9f3d6e3d38e2fe798aa8e1cb3890e"em style="box-sizing: border-box;""Tweek. What happened?"/em/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="c19e5a54a693f40b99ab81eb7ef61788"em style="box-sizing: border-box;""Breathe, Tweek. Say that again but slowly."/em/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="f1389720ce8cc46c6634af6c600e05cc"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"I heard a breathing noise and then, /emspan style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;""Okay. Craig turned into a girl and I don't know what to do."/em/span/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="91218af3af7fc4bf358cc6faeadd10c5"span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"An hour after Craig drank that coffee, he looked different. In fact, he looked like a girl!/em/span/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="5da0a0b3f1cdbc1ba83c9c5e564d8a15"span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"He- I mean, she still had short hair except it was a bit longer and fluffier and was a lot skinnier than when she was a boy. Her anatomy definitely changed./em/span/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="e9183dc50ad2b06fbf8a2a7a2741a3ba"span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"The worst part was that Cartman said that it lasts for 10 months. 10. Fucking. Months! How are we going to handle that?!/em/span/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="4bbdc6cd716ca7de729eee7236cf9a05"span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"Oh, wait! There's Riley, he would know what to do! I mean, he's helped everyone in South Park with their problems even if he doesn't really understand them and so, I took out my phone./em/span/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="73c5c201cde689120d0013c4ea17cb9c"span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"I scrolled down until I found my contact for him; 'My Therapist Likes Cold Brews /em/span ️span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"'./em/span/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="32e65ea7d13a37a8c311ffd1950a41a1"span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"Then I called him. I really hope he picks up./em/span/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="4e44d22eb0bda4b10f5aa331d526deae"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"[END OF FLASHBACK]/em/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="70129edc98e9a7c696338fac1e05af24"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"We continued talking until Tweek had to hang up on me./em/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="db391b728c632e1b63d973de3953f116"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"I got a call from Craig who is known as 'Craigory Fucker /em🖕em style="box-sizing: border-box;"' on my phone./em/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="bc433ac6868cfd191d36901e074a553f"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"There was a silence in the room. I responded as excited as a tired person could manage, "I knew you were a bottom.", and I hung up and went back to sleep./em/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="b4dd5df01f5ccdffc4f41fed884b90a0"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"When it was light outside, I looked at my phone and saw an unread text from Tweek,/embr style="box-sizing: border-box;" /_/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="03a645a5fe558f889af7912432888492"span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"What Kind Of Drug Is Tweek Tweak?: THE FREAKING CONDOM BROKE!/em/spanbr style="box-sizing: border-box;" /_/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="11e63a92a7af7ff24640a6376277ace1"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"I took her home, only to hear Cartman tell her parents that some passing terrorists going to Denver had murdered her. Later, they proceeded to drink until they blacked out./em/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="79e6a25f2af0ca587601939c6e79aed1"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"I took her to my house where she got punched by Stan just to protect me. I felt so bad but she told me that it was fine./em/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="f7cb17683a84ca621508f00a90119026"After I told them that story, Tweek started crying. Craig and I then proceeded to try to calm him down./p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="b8f1f8de487115ca2311b24a9b7a72e0"After everyone was done with getting all the alcohol outside, they helped Creek carry it to her box near the train tracks. I think she's planning to sell it to the hobos that live in that area./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="913287ff0b679ed28a0275e674606b0a"While everyone was doing that, I entered the house when I saw Mr. Allister and the monotone Mr. Tweak trying to calm down the anxious Mr. Tweak. I cleared my throat and they all looked at me. I don't say anything, I just went into the kitchen and made a cup of tea for the Tweaks./p
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