The white-haired boy was walking down the street in a crime-rich part of the city. He was seemingly deaf to the sounds of violence around him. The truth of the matter is that he was in his own world, thinking about what he had just learned. His name- his former name, anyway- was Aru Akise. Right now, however, he was the Observer. The Hand Of God. He had been given revelations by the Lord about his purpose- to watch over the Diary Holders- and he had found it...well, he found it fucking retarded.
At least, that's what Aru thought- the Observer used less vulgar terms. It didn't matter what Aru thought. Aru was gone, and there was only the Observer. The Light Given Flesh. The Angel In Human Form. After learning about the Holders, he realized that they were unworthy- although he admitted that the First and the Sixth had potential, in his opinion (though that's likely because he found them attractive). A group of criminals and sociopaths couldn't be gods.
He believed that he should be a god, as he was not human. Not anymore. He had cast off his false humanity (or entered what the demon Murmur referred to as a "psychotic break from reality") and accepted his origins. Aru, as far as he was concerned, was dead. He had died when he learned the truth. The Observer was born. He was going to punish the sinners of this world and create a pure world, free from sin. A new Eden.
As he was walking down the road, the Observer saw a group of men robbing a woman. Aru would have thought that once they had their money, they would leave the woman alone. The Observer knew better.
"Excuse me," he said to one of the men.
"The fuck you want-"
The man paused when he looked at the Observer. He noticed that his eyes were bright red.
"Leave, sinner."
"Why don't get outta here before you get hurt?"
"Thou cannot hurt me. I am the Observer. Thou art sinners. Thou will burn in His holy light-"
The man stabbed him in the throat. The Observer did not react. He simply stared at the man while his wound started to give off a bright, luminescent white glow. He turned to the woman.
"Run, innocent one."
As the woman ran away, the men (five of them in total) stared at the Observer in horror as his throat healed in under two minutes. He grabbed the man who stabbed him by the neck and stared into his eyes.
"Thou shalt not kill."
The man screamed in pain and terror as a burning white light covered him. When it disappeared, all that was left was a charred corpse. He turned towards the other four men. What neither the men nor the delusional angel knew was that the woman had called the police when she ran off. A police car arrived and stopped. A brown-haired man got out. His name was Masumi Nishijima.
"SCPD! Put your hands on your heads and-"
He noticed the burning body on the ground.
"Oh."
"Is thou going to interfere in my holy mission?"
"Oh, I do not get paid enough for this bullshit."
Meanwhile, at the house, Murmur was informing everyone of the situation.
"So, Deus, in all his infinite 'wisdom', decided to create an Observer to make sure you fucktards didn't kill each other. Not naming names- YUKI, YUNO, TAKEO, REISUKE, MARCO, MINENE, AND JOHN-, but He thought that it was likely, if not inevitable, that some of you would get pissed and try to- you guessed it- kill each other. What he did was create an artificial human, basically an angel, named him Aru Akise, and gave him the appearance and personality of a normal bisexual fourteen year old boy."
"Why'd He make him bi?" asked Tsubaki.
"Well, Deus thought that the best way to make sure he keeps an eye on you fuckers is if he had the ability to be sexually attracted to all of you. We gave him pictures that I took of all of you while you were sleeping last night- I don't even wanna know why Yuki and Yuno were passed out naked on the kitchen table-, but he only seemed to be interested in Yuki and Tsubaki."
"If he even thinks about touching my Yuki, I'll crack his fucking skull!" said Yuno angrily.
"Babe, chill out," said Yuki.
"Anyway, when Aru was informed of his purpose he kinda went completely batshit insane. Real existential crisis shit. It was hilarious. This resulted in two personalities being created: the Aru personality, which was suppressed, and the Observer personality, who's on some Old Testament-level insanity. And Deus made him basically immortal, because he knew Yuno would have that reaction. While you can't kill him, if he is injured enough, he'll lose control of his abilities, which manifest as burning holy light. Kid's a walking nuke. He goes down, you all go down. What Deus wants you to do is sedate him so I can bring him to Deus' realm, where He'll fix the insanity."
"...And why should we do this?" asked Minene.
"So he doesn't kill us all," said Yuki, "I'm in."
"If Yuki's in, I'm in!~" said Yuno.
"As long as I at least get to injure him a little bit, I'm in," said Takeo.
"Someone needs to watch Hiyama and Uryu. I'm in," said Keigo.
"Could be fun. I'm in!~" said Reisuke.
"Fuck it, nothing better to do. I'm in," said Tsubaki.
"I'm a big fan of living, so I'm in," said Marco.
"If Marco's in, I'm in," said Ai.
"We need to protect this city and everyone in it. I'm in," said Kamado.
"As long as I get to blow something up or ride a motorcycle, I'm in," said Minene.
"My dogs live in this city. I'm in," said Karyuudo.
"If this little bastard thinks he can be a threat to my city, he's got another thing coming. I'm in," said John.
"This evildoer must be stopped at any cost! I'm in!" said Yomotsu.
"Alright, cool, so you guys sit here and think of a plan, I'm gonna go possess some people for fun."
Murmur left. Keigo got a phone call from Officer Nishijima.
"Sir-"
"Please, we're friends. Call me Keigo."
"Yeah, okay, um, Keigo, I'm hiding in a dumpster right now, you're not gonna believe this shit."
Note: The next chapter or two will focus more on the less prominent Diary Holders as they think of a plan, like the Sevenths and the Tenth!~
