"Okay, guys," said Yuki, "we all got our weapons? I got my darts and gun."

"I got my gun," said Yuno.

"I have my machete," said Takeo.

"I have my gun," said Keigo, "And I still think it's a bad idea to give Hiyama and Uryu weapons."

"I have my needles and gas canisters!" said Reisuke.

"We're seriously bringing a five year old with us?" said Ai.

"I think you'd be surprised to learn he's one of the smartest and most dangerous people here," said John.

"Considering the fucktards that live here, I'm really not."

"Hey, focus!" said Yuki, "Tsubaki, what about you?"

"I have a knife and some heroin."

"Weaponized heroin?" asked John, "Interesting idea."

"Hey, fuck off, cracker. Get your own."

"Guys-" said Yuki.

"Well, you're the one that brought up the heroin in the first place."

"Guys-"

"Yeah, well, it's still mine."

"GUYS-"

"I don't even want it!"

"Good, more for me!"

"GUYS!-"

"You got any weed?" asked Marco.

"You know it, bitch. There's some good shit under Yuki's bed."

"GUYS- WAIT, WHAT?! DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT TOUCHING MY WEED!"

"Fuck you, wannabe-ass gangster, I'mma get lit!" said Marco.

"Blaze it, dog!"

"I fucking love dogs," said Karyuudo.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, TSUBAKI! NOBODY EVEN FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU, YOU STONER GOTH CUNT!"

"Oh, I'm the stoner? It's YOUR weed, dipshit!"

"OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT A STONER, YOU'RE A FUCKIN' JUNKIE! AND THAT'S NOT EVEN GETTING INTO THE GUYS YOU BRING HOME! NONE OF US CAN GET ANY FUCKING SLEEP!"

"YOU HYPOCRITICAL ASSHOLE! YOU AND YUNO FUCK EVERY NIGHT AND YOU'RE LOUDER THAN I AM!"

"WELL, AT LEAST WE ACTUALLY HAVE A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP AND WE DON'T HAVE TO USE DRUGS, BOOZE, AND ANONYMOUS SEX TO FILL THE VOID IN OUR LIVES CAUSED BY CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!"

"YOU DRINK MORE THAN I DO!"

"Hey, fuck off, Yuki," said Ai.

"STAY OUT OF THIS, CUNT!"

"OH, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT TO MY GIRL!"

"MAYBE I DID, MARCO, WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!"

"How about we all just relax and talk about our problems?" asked Kamado.

"PISS OFF, YOU FAT CUNT!"

"THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO A LADY, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" angrily shouted John.

"OH, THE NAZI'S GONNA LECTURE ME ABOUT BEING POLITE! THIS SHOULD BE FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!"

"Yeah, I gotta side with the kid on this one," said Minene.

"You're a terrorist, you have no right to judge anyone," said Takeo.

"The pot calls the kettle FUCKING BLACK!"

"First time in my life, I'm siding with the terrorist," said Keigo.

"Terrorism is a worse crime than a few murders, I'm going with Hiyama on this one," said Yomotsu.

"AT LEAST I HAVE A REASON FOR BLOWING SHIT UP, HIYAMA JUST KILLS PEOPLE BECAUSE IT'S FUN!"

"It really is a great way to pass the time after work," said Takeo, "Or it was, until Kurusu cost me my job!"

"Are- are you fucking serious?! ARE YOU ACTUALLY SAYING THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD PEOPLE YOU'RE A SERIAL KILLER?!"

"That is a rather ridiculous statement, Hiyama," said Karyuudo.

"At least I don't love my dogs more than my own daughter."

"OH, SHIT!" said Tsubaki.

"SHOTS MOTHERFUCKIN' FIRED!" said Yuki.

"He has a point," said Reisuke.

"He really does," said Kamado.

"Yeah, that's just not cool, Karyuudo," said Keigo, "We all know what kinda shit your kid gets up to."

"She got it from me! How do you think I got rich in the first place?!"

"That's actually worse."

"Yeah, that's fucked up," said Tsubaki.

"I can respect it," said John, "Regardless of his paternal skills, Karyuudo's a self-made man. Does it really matter how he made his fortune?"

"John, out of curiosity, do you actually hear yourself when you talk, or...?" asked Ai.

"Yeah, your brain just kinda took a shit out your mouth, dude," said Yuki.

"At least I never gave myself an idiotic nickname."

"Oh. Oh, you did not fucking just DISS THE FUCKIN' Y2K!"

"I understand, big brother. I've been trying to get people to call me 'Rei' for months. Hasn't worked once," said Reisuke.

"THANK YOU, REI! NEVER THOUGHT I'D FUCKIN' SAY THAT!"

"Yeah, it's still pretty fuckin' retarded," said Marco.

"WHAT WAS THAT, MARKY-MARK?! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! YOU AND YOUR SLUT GIRLFRIEND!"

"I'LL FUCKIN' STAB YOU, CUNT!"

"EVERYONE, SHUT UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, GODDAMMIT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" screamed Yuno as she emptied her gun into the ceiling.

"Baby, chill, alright? Just calm down," said Yuki, "We're calm now. We're all cool, right guys?"

Everyone said yes.

"I-I'm sorry, Yuki, I don't know what came over me. T-the therapist s-said that the pills would help me control myself, but when everyone started fighting, i-it reminded me of my parents. They fought all the time and my mom would always lock me in the cage after. I-I blacked out and when I woke up, I had the gun in my hand and I was so scared, I-I thought I might've hurt someone, o-or..." Yuno started to cry. "I'm so sorry, Yuki, I-I-"

Yuki hugged her. "It's okay, baby. It's okay. It's not your fault. Just calm down, okay? I love you, baby. Just relax. It's okay. Everything's gonna be okay. I'm here for you, baby, I'm here for you. You should go lay down and relax. I love you, baby. It's okay." Yuki started to tear up a little.

"I love you too, Yuki."

Yuno went to her and Yuki's room.

"Alright, you fuckers made Yuno cry, who wants to get fucking shot first?"

Murmur appeared in a cloud of smoke.

"Fuck, are you retards still not ready? Hate to interrupt your little moment here, but the Observer's still killing criminals, and he's just a few bullet wounds away from going nuclear. I brought the sedative, by the way."