Back at the house, John, Kamado, and Karyuudo were in the basement, looking at something covered by a sheet. And before you ask, yes, Yuki was the one person in the house who didn't know there was a basement.
"Miss Ueshita, Karyuudo, I present to you the device that will allow us to communicate with the idiots that hold the fate of my city in their hands: the HOLON IV!"
He removed the sheet, revealing a large supercomputer and three chairs.
"Our little demonic friend built it for us. It's truly amazing what that creature can do. You know, Adolf Hitler had an interest in the occult. If I had won the Survival Game, perhaps I would've found a way to bind Murmur to my will."
"Bacchus, if you're done having an orgasm over the thought of Hitler and demons, would you mind explaining to us what this thing does?"
"Of course, Karyuudo. The HOLON IV, with the help of the Watcher, taps into the technological Diaries - in other words, all of them except for the child's and the drug addict's - and allows us to pinpoint their location. It also connects to the earpieces we gave them, allowing us to talk to them. I've already been speaking to Keigo. We've already come up with an attack plan, a backup plan, and a backup backup plan. I'm thinking of creating a backup backup backup plan involving using Karyuudo's dogs as a distraction."
"Only as an absolute last resort."
"Anyway, because I've connected it to the Watcher, we can also spy on every Diary's contents, including the ones that aren't technological. Now, let's take our seats and begin."
The three of them sat down and turned on their earpieces.
"Miss Ueshita, you've been rather quiet."
"I don't really have much to talk about with a Nazi and an arms dealer."
"...Well, alright then."
The three of them managed to connect to Yuki's earpiece.
"What's up, faggots? Guess who has two thumbs and just hijacked a bus from his own school?"
"A negro?"
"...No, John. I did."
"Why?"
"Yomotsu's gay car ran out of gas. Thank fuck we were on the bus route. Anyway, I walked in front of the bus to get it to stop and when the driver opened the door, I told him I'd shoot him if he didn't drive us towards the shitty part of town."
"It's a city."
"I don't care. Oh, and this is fuckin' hilarious, when we got on the bus, ALL the guys knew who Tsubaki was. She goes to where they all hang out and ends up taking some lucky guy home every night."
On the bus, Yuno and Rei were talking to Hinata and Mao.
"He's so cute!" said Mao.
"Thanks, Miss Nonosaka," said Rei.
"So how long have you two been dating?" asked Yuno.
"About a year," said Hinata.
"Me and Yuki have been going out for a few weeks~ Oh, I met your father, Hinata."
"Yeah, I heard you guys were chosen to be gods or something, and that's why you and Yuki dropped out.."
"We were."
"Cool. Don't know why my dad got chosen, though."
"He's kind of a dick."
"Kinda. Like, he's not an outright asshole, it's more that he's just indifferent, y'know? I told him I wanted breast implants, he didn't care. I told him I GOT breast implants, he didn't care. I came out of the closet, he didn't care. No response at all. I have no fuckin' idea how my mom puts up with him when he visits. I heard about what happened to your parents, by the way. I'm sorry for your loss."
"It's fine. They were pretty fuckin' awful. Worse than your dad. Anyway, how did you guys meet Yuki?"
"Mao introduced me to him. He saved her from getting beat up."
"Really?"
"Yeah," said Mao, "It was about a year ago. I had just started dating Hinata and...well, some rich guys I went to school with didn't like that she was off the market, I guess. Not that she would've fucked 'em anyway. There were about 5 of them and they cornered me behind the school. They were gonna beat the shit outta me. But just as one of 'em was about to punch me, I hear Yuki shoutin' at 'em. He was looking for someone to buy weed from and he found me instead. So Yuki says, 'Hey, assholes! The fuck are you doin'?' and the guys tell him to fuck off. And he fucks off. But just when they're about to kick my ass, Yuki comes back with a board he found in a construction site. And he says, 'Listen up, dickheads! If you don't get the fuck outta here right now, I'm gonna beat your shit with this board right here!'. One of the guys says that if Yuki tries anything, he'll sue his family. Yuki laughs in his face and says, 'Sue us for what? My fucktard dad lost all of our money! All we got is a house that's barely worth anything! You fuckers gotta learn something: I'm an Amano, and the Amanos ain't worth JACK SHIT!' and then he knocks the fucker out with the board. This causes the other guys to run away like the bitches they are, and that's how me and Yuki became friends. Then I introduced him to Hinata, and he bought weed and a gun, and he eventually gave that gun to you."
"Damn."
"Yeah, it was pretty cool. The thing about Yuki is that 90% of the time he acts like the biggest asshole on the planet, but he's really a great guy once you get to know him."
"He's the only guy I've ever loved. And speaking of gayness and stuff, I've recently been thinking about my own sexuality. And after some thinking, I...guess I'd say I'm bisexual. Like, I find both guys and girls physically attractive, but Yuki's the only person I can really care about. If Yuki was a girl, I'd still fuck him. And he already has a nice ass like a girl."
The three girls talked for the rest of the bus ride. Tsubaki was in the seat ahead of them, stoned out of her mind, Takeo and Yuki were at the front of the bus scaring the shit out of the bus driver, Rei was sleeping in Yuno's lap, and Yomotsu was sitting next to Ouja.
"So, dude, are you like a superhero or something?" asked Ouja.
"I don't even know anymore."
