"Personally," said Yuno, "I'm a huge fan of the romance part of me and Yuki's relationship. I love romantic stuff~"
"Like what?" asked Hinata.
"Y'know, like him putting rose petals on our bed, watching a movie together and falling asleep in each others arms, me fucking him with a double-ended horse vibrator, him cooking for me when I'm sick, stuff like that."
"That's so cute!~" said Mao. "Also, I just noticed that we're towing a car."
"Yeah, that's the Twelfthmobile."
"Where'd you get the rope?"
"I keep it around in case I ever find a good place to hang myself," said Tsubaki.
Everyone, including Tsubaki, laughed.
"No, but seriously, I've been severely depressed ever since I lost my religion and I've been using drugs, alcohol, and meaningless sex to fill the void. They do nothing and now I'm addicted to heroin, among other things. I can't remember what happiness feels like anymore."
"Let's sing a driving song," said Yuno. "Since you didn't get to finish last time, you can sing something, Tsubaki."
"Um, okay:
It's the Nutshack-"
"No."
"I have a good song," said Takeo from the front of the bus, while holding his machete against the driver's neck.
"Hi, Mr. Hiyama."
"Hello, Hino."
"How've you been?"
"I've been better. Alright, let's start!:
Cruising on down Main Street, you're relaxed and feeling good-"
"Yo, there's the others!" said Yuki. "Let's bounce."
"I hate you so much, Yukiteru."
"You sound like my dad. Anyway, see you later, Hino, Mao, and Oujerkoff."
The gang got out of the bus and joined with Keigo's group.
"...Amano?"
"Yeah, Keigo?"
"Did you HIJACK A FUCKING SCHOOL BUS?!"
"Man, don't go blamin' me for this shit, anorexic Power Ranger over there's the one with the shitty car!"
"Do you gotta be put on a watch list or somethin' now?" asked Minene.
"Shut the fuck up."
"So anyway, the Observer's just up ahead?" asked Yuno.
"Judging from the burning hellhole that used to be an unburning hellhole, I'd say he is," said Marco.
"Let's knock this bastard out and go find Nishijima!" said Keigo.
"If he's still alive, that is," said Takeo. "Although frankly, I don't really care if he is or not."
"You know as well as I do that Nishijima's a tough bastard," said Minene. "He's fine."
"You three have met before?" asked Keigo.
"Unfortunately."
"Yeah, it's a wild fuckin' story. Hiyama was tryin' to kill me, Nishijima was tryin' to arrest and/or fuck me, and I ended up getting a nice dress."
"Alright, everyone!" said John. "Let's go knock out a faggot!"
The gang walked towards the carnage. There were dead criminals everywhere. The area smelled like burning flesh. Several buildings had been destroyed. Standing in the middle of it all was the Observer. The gang hid behind what used to be a bank.
"Alright, Takeo," said Keigo, "you go out there while Yuki sneaks up on him from behind."
Takeo walked towards the Observer. Yuki ran around some buildings until he was behind the Observer.
"Your sinfulness, it is...overwhelming."
"Thank you."
Yuki ran up to the Observer and stabbed him in the neck with the syringe. It was enveloped by a glowing light and melted.
"...Shit."
"A shame that someone as beautiful as you must die, First."
Yuno shot at the Observer, attempting to direct his attention towards her. He laughed.
"Look at me, I'm Yuno G.
I'm without virginity
I'll go to bed while my parents are dead
I will, I'm Yuno G."
"Somebody's seen Grease."
"Yes, I did watch a few movies before my crusade began."
"Look, dude," said Yuki, "you gotta stop this. You'll end up killing everyone in the country!"
"A necessary sacrifice for my new Eden. Now..."
The Observer let out a beam of light from his right hand, aiming it at Yuno.
"Time to rid this world of false gods."
"KID, LOOK OUT!"
Minene jumped down and pushed her out of the way. The light hit her left eye.
"FUCK!"
"And the heretic makes her appearance."
Minene punched him in the face.
"Shut the fuck up!"
Behind the bank, the others were discussing what to do.
"Should I try to help her?" asked Marco.
"The plans relied on the sedative working! We're all fucked now!" said John.
"Hey, where's Tsubaki?" asked Ai.
As the Observer's hand started glowing, Tsubaki tackled him from behind.
"LEAVE OUR BITCH ALONE!"
"...You couldn't have worded that differently?"
"There is something...different about thee. Perhaps thou art righteous. I could make you my Eve."
"Fuck no."
"Very well."
The Observer threw her off him and turned towards Takeo.
"I shall start by killing the worst sinner among you."
"Try me, asshole."
Knowing that his machete would only break the Observer's skin, resulting in more energy leaking and putting them in even more danger, Takeo tried to punch him. The Observer caught it.
"You know, murderer, there is something I have noticed about thee."
"What is it?"
"You're a big guy."
Takeo smiled behind his mask.
"For you."
A dark energy emerged from Takeo's fist, enveloping the Observer and knocking him unconscious.
"Holy shit," said Kamado.
"Hard to believe the serial killer saved us all," said Keigo.
"That's because he didn't."
Murmur, in a translucent ghost-like form, emerged from Takeo's body before solidifying.
"I feel violated."
"Shut the fuck up."
"Wait, what?" asked Yuki.
"You see, I knew the sedative would fail. So, I possessed Takeo in order to defeat the Observer."
"...You KNEW THE FUCKING SEDATIVE WOULD FAIL?! WE ALMOST DIED!"
"I LOST AN EYE, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER!"
"If you knew it would fail, then why this?! Why any of this?!" asked Ai.
"So Deus would be impressed with my work and let me go back to Hell. Later, dickheads."
Murmur and the Observer disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Nishijima poked his head out of a dumpster.
"Is it over? I think I pissed myself."
In Deus' realm, Murmur had just finished correcting the flaw - a small, blue fiber.
"Probably nothing important."
He walked towards a door and opened it, only to see an entity that resembled a winged minotaur wrestling an entity that resembled a humanoid shadow with a frog's head on the masculine right side of its body and a snake's head on the feminine left side of its body.
"Oh, uh, hey, Moloch. Hey, Kek. Wrong door...uh, what exactly are you two...?"
"Nothing."
"This doesn't concern you."
Murmur left and walked towards the correct door. He opened it and stepped inside to see Deus.
"Hey, asshole."
"I remember when you once called me 'Father', like the rest of my angels, Matthias."
"Fuck you. I brought the Observer here, so let me go back to Hell."
"First of all, I know you sabotaged the Diary Holders. I am not omniscient, but I am also not an idiot. Secondly, do you know why I brought you here, Matthias?"
"I...I have absolutely no idea," said Murmur, who was lying through his teeth. He knew exactly what he had done to deserve an eternity as Deus' servant.
"The First World, Matthias. Earth-1A. You traveled to the dead 1A universe from our universe and you turned it into an abomination. You wished to test the extent of your powers and you did the impossible. You did the unspeakable. You did something that you can only make up for by serving me."
Deus looked down on Murmur, who realized just how small and weak he was compared to Him.
"You raised the dead, Matthias."
