Yuno was watching TV with Yuki.

"HOLY SHIT, HE'S DOCTOR ALCHEMY!"

"I'm not sure, Yuki."

"Think about it. Julian wants to be a metahuman. Alchemy uses the Philosopher's Stone to get superpowers. And he just so happened to be off the job when the cops raided Alchemy's base. Also, Julian ALbert. Doctor ALchemy. The evidence is there, Yuno."

"Guess we'll see in a few weeks."

Yuno's phone rang.

"Hello?~"

"Hey, it's Hinata."

"Oh, hey, what's up?"

"Me and Mao are going for a drive, maybe see a movie, you wanna come?"

"Yeah, I'd love that! Oh, should I bring Tsubaki?"

"Sure, she seems cool. Pick you up in an hour?"

"Sounds great!"

Yuno hung up her phone.

"Who was it?"

"It was Hinata! She wants me and Tsubaki to hang out with her and Mao! I'm so excited!"

"Why? It's just Hino."

"Yuki, you don't get it! For the first time in my life, I actually HAVE FRIENDS!"

"Okay, well, calm the fuck down before you get a heart attack."

She went to Tsubaki's room and knocked on the door.

"Come in."

She opened the door. Tsubaki was in her bed, hiding something under the blankets and listening to Coma White by Marilyn Manson.

"Oh, hey, Yuno."

"Hinata wants you and me to hang out with her and Mao. Wanna come?"

"I...wait, really? They want me to come?"

"Yeah, Hinata thinks you're cool."

Tsubaki smiled. "When are we going?"

"In an hour. See you then~"

Yuno closed the door. Tsubaki took out a bottle of pills from under the blankets.

"Not today. Maybe some other time, but I'm not gonna do it today. I don't wanna disappoint my new friends."

She put the pills under her bed.

An hour later, Hinata pulled up to the driveway in a massive pickup truck. She was accompanied by Mao and a brown-haired girl. Yuno and Tsubaki got in the back seat next to the girl.

"This is Moe, she wanted to come," said Hinata.

"Nice to meet you two."

"Hi, Moe. I'm Yuno and this is Tsubaki."

"I like your glasses, Tsubaki."

"Thanks. So, what're we doin' today?"

"Well, Tsubaki," said Mao, "first, we're gonna get something to eat, and then we're gonna see a movie."

"Nice. Oh, I got an idea. I know this girl, Orin - Ai introduced me to her back in my cult days - who lives in Kamado's orphanage just about a half hour from here. We should bring her with us."

"Alright, sounds good," said Hinata.

As they were driving to the orphanage, the girls started to chat.

"So, how did you guys meet?" Yuno asked Moe.

"Well, we're all in the same class together. I think you were in that class, too?"

"Yeah, I dropped out."

"Oh, right, the god thing. Didn't Mr. Hiyama leave because of that?"

"Yeah. I mean, he also killed five women, but the god thing was also a factor."

"Holy shit."

"Yeah, he lives with us now. We don't really take him seriously. Probably should. Anyway, continue."

"Oh, well, that's pretty much it. Hinata called me earlier and asked if I wanted to come with you guys."

"Yeah, me and Mao figured that since we're havin' a girl's night, we should invite the only girl we know. Well, kinda know."

"Makes sense. So, Moe, anyone special in your life?~"

"Well, I did have a crush on this one guy."

"Oh?~ What was his name?"

"Uh, Yuno-" Mao started to say, but Hinata stopped her. She wanted to see how this played out.

"His name was Yukiteru Amano."

"...What."

"Yeah, he was a pretty cool guy. Really cute, too. I wanted to ask him out, but he dropped out. I think it was around the same time that...you...did...and you know him don't you?"

"What gave it away?"

"The cold, unflinching glare you're giving me."

"Yuki's my boyfriend."

"Oh."

"Yeah. We lost our virginities to each other."

"I, uh-"

"And we have tattoos of each other's names."

"Okay, um-"

"We make love every night. We keep everyone else in the house awake for hours, that's how passionate it is."

"Alright."

"Fucked him with a horse vibrator a few nights ago. Moaned like a motherfuckin' pornstar."

"Well, o-okay, then."

"...ANYWAY," said Mao, "what do you do for fun, Moe?"

"I read. Stephen King, HP Lovecraft, Thomas Ligotti, stuff like that."

"I listen to music," said Tsubaki, "A bit of Eminem, $uicideboy$, Marilyn Manson, Fall Out Boy, Nirvana, Green Day, y'know, that kind of music."

"Shady's some good shit," said Hinata. "Dre's pretty cool, too. DMX and 50 Cent are probably some of my favorites."

"I like Simon Curtis," said Mao. "And Maroon 5's nice."

"I don't really listen to music," said Moe. "Except maybe a bit of Beethoven. It's relaxing. What do you listen to, Yuno?"

"Oh, I, uh...I listen to Ke$ha. And Black Eyed Peas, Britney Spears...y'know, the shit that comes on the radio sometimes."

"You mean shit that hasn't been relevant for years?" asked Tsubaki.

"Haha, fuck you, too. Oh, speaking of relaxing, Moe, do you, uh...y'know...smoke? Uh, not like cigarettes, I mean-"

"She means the dank-ass kush," said Tsubaki.

"No, I don't smoke. At most, I have a bit of wine sometimes."

"I like weed," said Hinata. "Liked it so much I started sellin' it. And if you ever hear anything about my weed bein' laced, it's bullshit."

"Okay."

"Complete bullshit. Beer's cool, too, I guess."

"Ecstasy's my shit," said Mao. "And a bit of weed from time to time."

"Let's see," said Tsubaki, "Weed, coke, smack, X, angel dust...really, you think of any kind of drug, there's a 90% chance I've done or will do it. And vodka. Lots of vodka."

"Damn," said Hinata.

"Yeah. No idea how I'm still alive. Fuck, I'm high right now. Oh, and I play video games sometimes."

"Like what?" asked Mao.

"Minecraft. It's really fucking fun to play when you're high. Really chill game."

"Isn't that one of those games for autistic 12 year olds?" asked Moe.

"Oh, I didn't know you played it-"

"WHAT YUNO MEANS TO SAY," said Tsubaki, covering Yuno's mouth, "is, uh-"

"Yo, I think we're here," said Hinata.

"Nice. Anyway, I'll- Yuno, don't...don't lick my hand. Don't."

"You put your hand in front of my mouth, what did you expect me to do?"

"Yeah, so me and Yuno are gonna go get Orin, be right back."

The two of them got out of the car and went towards the orphanage's front door.

"YUNO, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

"I'm sorry! I don't know what came over me! When Moe said she liked Yuki, I just got really jealous, I couldn't think of anything else!"

"Look. These are the first new friends I've had since I was in a cult, and your first friends ever. DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR US."

Tsubaki knocked on the door. A small, brown-haired girl answered it.

"Oh, Lady Tsubaki! I didn't expect to see you here!"

"Orin, you don't gotta be so formal anymore. Just call me Tsubaki. Listen, me and my friends are goin' out to get something to eat and see a movie, you wanna come with?"

"Sure. I'll go tell Taro where I'm going, and I'll join you shortly."

She retreated back into the house.

"Who's Taro?"

"Her boyfriend. Must be nice."

"What must be nice?"

"You know, havin' a boyfriend. Having someone that actually loves you. Don't get me wrong, my hedonistic lifestyle is amazing, but there's just something...missing."

"I'm sure you'll find someone."

"You think so?"

"I do."

"Thanks, Yuno."

Orin came back out of the orphanage.

"Okay, let's go!"

The three of them go into the truck.

"Guys, this is Orin. Orin, this is Yuno, Hinata, Mao, and Moe."

"Hi."

"Orin, you're pretty small, so you can probably fit between the front seats and the back seat."

The six of them drove to a fast food restaurant.

"Yeah, I'll have a number five," said Hinata into the drive-thru speaker. "What do you guys want?"

"I'll have a number eight," said Mao.

"A number eleven for me," said Moe.

"I'll get a number one and a large soda," said Yuno.

"I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-five's, one with cheese, and a large soda," said Tsubaki.

"...Goddamn, Tsubaki," said Hinata.

"Where the fuck do you keep all the food you eat?" asked Yuno. "You weigh, like, eighty pounds!"

"I have an eating disorder."

"...Oh."

"Please don't vomit in my badass truck," said Hinata.

After they ate, they went to go see a movie. Hinata and Mao dropped off Moe at her house and Orin at the orphanage. They then drove Yuno and Tsubaki home.

"Thanks for the night out, guys. Me and Tsubaki really appreciate it." Yuno went into the house.

"So, Tsubaki..."

"What is it, Mao?"

"You have bad eyesight, right?"

"No, of course not. If I did, I'd be wearing a pair of stupid glasses, wouldn't I? Oh. Wait. I am, and I do. Why do you ask?"

"It's just that...since your eyesight sucks, do you have really good hearing?"

"I know exactly where you're goin' with this. Yes, I do. While most of the house hears Yuki and Yuno fucking like rabbits, I hear even more. I hear begging, moaning, dirty talk, spanking, you name it. God only knows what Yomotsu hears."

"Alright, cool. Do you mind...?"

"Horse vibrator's gettin' stale, ain't it?"

"Kinda."

"Well, maybe I've heard that sometimes Yuno likes to make Yuki beg to kiss her feet. You didn't hear it from me, though."

"Got it. Thanks."

"No problem."

Tsubaki went into the house. She walked into her room and closed the door. She lied down on her bed and sighed.

"I'm still not happy."

She looked over to the ball in her closet.

"I just don't get it. I had a great day, made some friends, watched some weird-ass wizard superhero movie, by all logic, I should be happy. But...I'm not."

She looked up at the ceiling.

"Maybe there's just something wrong with me."

She sat up.

"Mom, dad...I know this is probably stupid. But I know that Hell exists, 'cause Takeo was there, and I know God exists, even if he's a prick, and I know demons exist...so, maybe Heaven exists?"

She reached under her bed.

"If you can hear me...what's dying like?"

She took the bottle out from under her bed.

"Is it blissful?"

She opened the bottle.

"Is it like a dream?"

She cried as she emptied the bottle of pills into her hand.

"I want to dream."

Author's note!:~ So we end this chapter on a sad note~:( Anyway, here's the AMA questions!:~

"What is your height and shoe size?"

About 5'9 and about 12.

"How did you get interested in Mirai Nikki and who is your favorite character?"

I saw some pictures and clips of it, and eventually my curiosity led me to watch it. Yuno's my favorite.

"Who do you think is the hottest girl in Mirai Nikki?"

That's a hard one (hehehe). Probably Minene.

"What inspired you to write this story?"

Well, I was watching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and Mac reminded me of Aru. It kinda escalated from there. Tsubaki's based on Charlie btw. Yuki is based on Dennis.

"Hmm, since John was celebrating the election, I was wondering if it's related to the story."

Not the election itself. But there is a political story arc coming up! Let's just say there are some people who aren't happy with Bael as the mayor.

"Also, will Aru go crazy again?"

Since the thing that was causing his insanity (which readers of my Kill La Kill fic will recognize as a Death Fiber) was removed from his brain, not anytime in the near future. But that's not to say parts of the Observer personality won't resurface eventually.

"If you could rewrite Mirai Nikki, what changes would you make?"

You're reading those changes!

"What other animes have you watched and/or written on?"

I'm writing a Kill La Kill fic. I've watched Kill La Kill (obviously), Mirai Nikki (obviously), Yuru Yuri, Digimon, a bit of Haganai, and an episode of Fate/Stay Kaleid. I'm thinking of one day writing a Yuru Yuri AU fic, a Digimon fic, and a Monster Musume fic.

"What animes are your favorite to write on?"

This and Kill La Kill, because they're my only two fics so far.

Thanks to Cuteweeb for the questions!~

Also, I'll be adding a character bio to each chapter from now on!:~

Name: Yukiteru Amano/Y2K/The First

Age: 14

Species: Human

Race: Japanese

Sexuality: Hetero

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Born at 11:59 PM, December 31st, 2002 (that's where the nickname comes from), Yuki is kind of a dick. His asshole personality - which is very similar to his father, who, ironically, Yuki hates - covers up an insecure, genuinely decent (more or less) person. The two people Yuki loves the most are his mother and Yuno. While he may be a prick to his friends, he will always help them when they need it. Hinata can be considered the closest thing he has to a best friend, with Mao coming in as a close second. He has a weird friend/enemy relationship with Ouja; he likes him because he reminds him of himself, but he hates him because he reminds him of himself. Yuki doesn't care that Takeo tried to kill him; their relationship can best be described as "Yuki likes fucking with him for fun". He likes Keigo, and wishes his father was more like him. While still doesn't completely like Rei, he's starting to warm up to him. He considers Tsubaki to be (more or less) a friend. He occasionally wonders if Marco and Ai's relationship is what his and Yuno's will look like in the future. If he ever insults Kamado, it's about her appearance, because he believes she's one of the nicest people he's ever met and can't think of anything bad about her personality to insult her about. He initially liked fucking with Minene for fun (like he did Takeo), but he didn't expect Minene to retaliate; after she saved Yuno's life, Yuki considers her a friend. He despises Karyuudo for his failed relationship with Hinata, because it reminds him of his relationship with his father. He considers John to be more or less an annoyance at worst. He considers Yomotsu a friend. He thinks Nishijima is cool because of his blatant flirting with Minene, without any shame whatsoever.