The day after the party, Yuki woke up and remembered Yuno wanting a day with the girls. He decided that he should have a day with his friends. He called Ouja.
"Come on, pick up, you faggot."
"Hello?"
"Oujerkoff, you cunt, me and Aru are gonna into town and dick around. Wanna join us, or do you wanna pussy out?"
"Yeah, I'll come, you asshole. And I'm bringin' beer."
"Cool. Later, prick."
Yuki hung up and called out to Aru.
"Yo, albino! Get your shit, we're gonna hang out with Ouja!"
There was no response.
"Aru? Where the fuck are you?"
Yuki walked into the living room. Aru was talking to Tsubaki.
"...And that's why I wanna be a cop."
"That's pretty cool. I'm sure you'd be great at it."
"Thanks, Tsubaki."
"Make you sure you shoot some blacks!" called out John from his room.
"This is Japan, John. Not a lot of blacks to shoot, dumbass."
"Dude, come on!" said Yuki. "We're gonna go hang out with Ouja. We're takin' the Twelfthmobile."
"That sounds nice. I'll tell Yomotsu, and-"
"Wait a minute, waaaiiiiiit a minute, dude. Yomotsu doesn't like people takin' his car unless absolutely necessary. What he doesn't know won't hurt him."
"But...wouldn't that be stealing?"
"Yeah, kinda."
"But isn't that...y'know, illegal? And morally wrong?"
"...Aru, if you don't shut the fuck up right fuckin' now, I'm gonna kick you straight in the dick."
"But Yomotsu's our friend. Why would we steal from him-"
"STRAIGHT IN THE DICK, ARU, I SWEAR TO GOD."
"Okay, fine, we'll steal it. Jesus."
Yuno and Rei walked into the living room.
"If you guys are going somewhere, can you take Rei? He doesn't get out of the house much."
"Please, big brother?"
"No, you little Ron Weasley-lookin' cunt. Motherfuckin' Cletus Kasady-lookin' Faggo-Tron 3000."
"Pleeeeaaase, baby?" asked Yuno. "For me?~"
"...Alright, fine. We'll take him. Come on, Little Ugly-Ass Jeff Dunham."
The three of walked out the front door.
"Nice cockblock," said Tsubaki.
"I have no idea what you mean~"
"Don't play innocent, you made them take Rei so Aru wouldn't get a chance to hit on Yuki."
"Well...maybe I did cockblock him just a little bit. Do you think Rei will be alright? I mean, I love Yuki and I'd never change anything about him, but he's never really liked Rei that much."
"He'll be fine. Aru will look after him, he's a nice guy."
"You two have been hanging out a lot ever since you came home from the hospital."
"Well, why wouldn't I hang out with him? He's funny, he's smart, he likes the same shows and movies I do, he's really cute, and...why are you smiling at me like that?"
"Tsubaki, do you have a crush on Aru?~"
Tsubaki blushed.
"W-well, I, um, I dunno...maybe."
"You should tell him how you feel. You two would be such a cute couple."
"Why do you care so much?"
"I just think you should have someone that makes you happy."
"That's really nice of you to say that, Yuno. Now, what's the real reason?"
"If he has a girlfriend, he'd stop trying to fuck my boyfriend."
"There we go."
Author's note: Kind of a short chapter, but I'll make it up to you guys next week!~ Oh, and new questions!:~
Cuteweeb: "Who is Michael?"
Michael is an archangel from Heaven.
He was formerly Murmur's superior before the rebellion, but Murmur eventually outranked him when he was promoted.
Guest: "Will there be a lemon of Yuno and Yuki in this series?"
No, it's not really that kind of fic (*Bring Me To Life plays softly in the distance* ;-;).
But their sex life will be explored a bit more~
And new bio!:~
Name: Takao Hiyama/The Third/The Sakurami Ripper
Age: 30
Species: Human
Race: Japanese
Sexuality: Hetero
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Born on April 3, 1986, to an abusive father and neglectful mother, Takao had few friends growing up, and became introverted and more interested in books. His favorites were non-fiction books about serial killers, with his favorite being Jack The Ripper because he was never caught. He grew up to become a middle school teacher. He liked the job because, for the first time in his life, people listened to him and not the other way around. When his father killed his mother in a murder-suicide in 2014, he regretted not taking his revenge on them. He became a serial killer and took out his anger on women who subconsciously reminded him of his mother. Takao is highly intelligent, sadistic, and paranoid. He has died four times, each time getting close to being trapped in Hell, to the point where he's become somewhat of an in-joke among the lower-ranking demons. The most disturbing part of his personality is how easily he can behave like a normal, even likable human being, making him extremely unpredictable. He has killed five women. He cares about his students (Yuki, Yuno, Hinata, Moe, Ouja, and Mao) and considers them friends, with him believing his attempted murder of Yuki and Yuno to have been necessary (if he was going to win the Survival Game, he would have had to kill them eventually). He despises Keigo, blaming him for his house arrest and the loss of his teaching career. He likes Rei because he reminds him of himself when he was a child. He considers Tsubaki a friend. He considers Ai and Marco's relationship (and Yuki and Yuno's relationship) to be interesting, as he has never seen a normal romantic relationship before due to his abusive parents. He dislikes Kamado's constant cheerfulness, but secretly likes her because he believes that if his parents were more like her, his life could have been different. He dislikes Minene because she defeated him in their fight before the start of the story. He hates Karyuudo because of his relationship with his daughter. He considers John to be interesting because of his intelligent, manipulative nature, reminding him of himself. While he says he hates Yomotsu for causing his death and being on the side of the law, strangely, he gets along with him better than anyone else due to their shared introverted backgrounds. He hates Nishijima for escaping him during his and Minene's fight, and for being a cop. He has a neutral opinion of the orphans and family members.
