Yuki, Aru, Ouja, and Rei were in the Twelfthmobile. Yuki was driving.

"Rei, put your fucking seatbelt on," said Yuki.

"I'll be fine, Big Brother."

"Okay, first off, I told you to stop fuckin' callin' me that, we're not related. And Yuno's gonna be pissed if we get in an accident and you die."

"I'll be fine."

"JUST DO IT, YOU LITTLE FAGGOT!"

"No."

"IT WILL TAKE THE MINIMUM OF PHYSICAL ACTIVITY FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR GODDAMN COCKSUCKING FUCK-CUCKING SEATBELT ON!"

"I'll be fine."

"...Fine. Y'know what? I'm gonna do something that my dad did when I didn't put my seatbelt on."

"What's that-"

Yuki slammed on the brakes, causing Rei to fly into the windshield and fall on the floor.

"I see one fucking tear, I'm doing it again."

"You're an asshole, Big Brother."

"Should've put your seatbelt on."

"What are we even gonna do today?" asked Ouja.

"Well, dicklicker-"

"Asshole."

"Okay, well, asshole...I don't actually know, I thought you'd have something."

"Are you fuckin' serious?"

"Yeah, bitch. I mean, I guess we could visit my mom. Been a few days since I saw her."

"Fag."

"...Ouja, could you take your seatbelt off for a quick second?"

At Yuki's mom's house, Yuki's mom, Rea, made the boys dinner.

"Thanks, mom."

"No problem, Yuki. I love when you bring your friends over."

"Why?"

"Because then I know you actually have friends."

"...Alright, then."

Ouja started to laugh. A few quick glares from Yuki and Aru made him stop.

"Miss Amano," said Aru, "this tastes amazing. Honestly, it's some of the best food I've ever had in my entire two weeks of existence."

"Thank you, Aru. And please, call me Rea."

"Of course, Rea. You look amazing, by the way."

"It's just something I found in my closet. I'll get you boys some drinks."

As she left, Yuki glared at Aru.

"What was that?"

"What do you mean?"

"You know what I fucking mean."

"Really, I don't-"

"Aru, I'm only gonna say this once, as your friend. Don't even think about fucking my mother. It won't end well for you."

"I wasn't trying to-"

Rea came back with some drinks.

"Here you go, boys~"

"Thanks, Miss Amano," said Rei.

"Thank you, Rei. Yuki, he's so cute."

"I guess."

"Honestly, I'm a little surprised you don't have a kid by now. I've heard that you and Yuno are certainly...'active' together."

"Who told you that?!"

"Oh, people talk~ People like your friend Minene."

"Of course she did."

After the boys left Rea's house, they went to see a movie.

"Alright," whispered Yuki to Aru, "the Living Tribunal- get your arm off my shoulder -it's like this huge fuckin' god-thing that looks over the multiverse. Really fuckin' strong."

"And that's why it's bad that Mordo has it?"

"Exactly. Oh, movie's over. Let's go."

As they left, Aru thought to himself, "I cut a hole in my fucking popcorn for nothing."

In the car, after they dropped off Ouja at his house, Yuki talked with Rei.

"So, uh, what's goin' on in your life?"

"Nothing, really. But I did make friends with some of the orphans at Tsubaki's party."

"That's cool. At least you're not a complete loser. Y'know, Rei, I know I can be kind of a dick sometimes, but I like these little talks we have. Feels like I'm your stepdad."

"Are you and Big Sister going to be my stepparents?"

"I dunno, Rei, is your seatbelt on?"

"...Never mind."

"Well, today was kinda uneventful. Like, it was nice day, but, y'know, we never really did anything cool. Hino told me that one time, some assholes hijacked the bus she and Mao were on, so-" Yuki started to laugh, "so one of these assholes, or at least one of their friends, was a cop, right? So she and Mao stole the tires from his car! And they found another cop car, so they took the tires off of that. And one of the assholes had tied their car to the bus, so they fuckin' towed it to some shithole in the middle of nowhere and left it!"

"...You know what, I'm not saying anything."

Note: I forgot to mention how Takao feels about Aru~ He thinks he's annoying~ Also, Yuki thinks Deus is a dick, Yuno thinks he's a dick, and Takao hates him for sending him to Hell~ Yuki, Yuno, and Takao think Murmur's a dick~ And new bio!~

Name: Keigo Kurusu/The Fourth

Age: 30

Species: Human

Ethnicity: Japanese

Sexuality: Hetero

Alignment: Lawful Good

Born on March 23, 1986, into a family of cops, Keigo was inspired by the law from a young age. He entered the police academy at the first chance he got, eventually graduating and becoming Chief Inspector of the SCPD. He has a wife, Naoko, and a ten year old son, Yoi. Yoi was born with a heart condition, initially unknown to his parents, but Murmur told Keigo about it. Yoi got treatment for his condition and is now living a normal life. Keigo loves his family, and would do anything for them. Keigo is a calm, nice person, and is often annoyed by the other Diary Holders' criminal antics. He considers Yuki and Yuno to be somewhat misguided, but ultimately good people. He has nothing but hatred for Takao. He cares for Rei because he reminds him of Yoi. He is concerned about Tsubaki's drug abuse, and considers her a friend. He and his wife are friends with Marco and Ai. He is friends with Kamado, and considers her to be one of the only sane people in the house. He initially hated Minene, but now believes she can be rehabilitated. He hates Karyuudo. He thinks John is an asshole. He and his wife are friends with Yomotsu and his wife. He is friends with Aru. He has a neutral opinion of the family members and orphans. He often wonders why Deus would pick people like Takao, Karyuudo, and John to be Diary Holders. He is somewhat scared of Murmur, considering that he owes him twice- once for causing Deus to cancel the Survival Game, and once for telling him about Yoi's heart condition.