In case you're wondering exactly how this sexual encounter came to be, it all started the night before, on Christmas Eve. Minene had eventually ended up in the basement, getting drunk.
"Check the balls on Uncle Charlie, da-na-na-na-na, da-na-na-na!~"
Aru walked into the basement. He was slowly starting to sober up.
"Hey, Minene."
"Yo."
"Sorry to interrupt your song, but I need to ask you something."
"Alright, shoot."
"Well, I really like Tsubaki, maybe even as much as I like Yuki."
"And you need to advice on how to take her to Poundtown."
"That's...one way of putting it."
"Okay, so, uh, you're a virgin and Tsubaki is the opposite of that. So you're, like, probably gonna be really bad at it. See, Tsubaki is...let's just say 'experienced', and, um, she has some...let's just say 'refined tastes' because she's a...let's just say 'slut'."
"I don't think I'd be too bad at it..."
"Aru, have you even seen a naked girl before?"
"...No."
Minene sighed. "Well, since I'm feeling generous..." Minene took her top off. "Merry Christmas, kid."
Aru blushed, trying not to look. "T-thanks."
"I guess you could probably just Google what to do."
Aru walked up to the living room. He nearly stumbled over one of Karyuudo's dogs that was sleeping on the floor. "Where did he even get all of these dogs, anyway?" he asked himself as Tsubaki walked out of the hallway.
"Hey, Aru."
"Oh, uh, hi, Tsubaki. Listen-"
Tsubaki pushed Aru up against a wall and kissed him, putting one hand on his ass. "You. Me. My room. Now. Sound fun?"
"U-um, yeah, but, um, I should probably tell you that I-I've never done anything like this before-" Tsubaki interrupted him by putting a finger on his lips.
"Not a problem, cutie~ I like being the one in charge."
A week later, it was both New Year's Eve and Yuki's fifteenth birthday. His mom had baked him a cake, the gang had gotten him presents, which he loved (although he was somewhat confused by John giving him a copy of Mein Kampf), and Yuno gave him her best blowjob yet. Before midnight, the gang had all gathered in the living room to watch Rudolph's Shiny New Year. While many didn't quite understand John's interpretation of Baby New Year being a representation of Nietzsche's Ubermensch (except for Karyuudo and Minene, who both agreed completely), it was still an enjoyable movie. Aru was wearing the 'Straight Outta The Closet' shirt Yuki had gotten him for Christmas. While counting down to midnight, the gang all thought of things to shout out at the end of the year:
"LOOK AT ME NOW, DAD! I HAVE AN AWESOME GIRLFRIEND, AND YOU DON'T!"
"I LOVE YUKI!~"
"I'D KILL SOME OF YOU IF I HAD THE CHANCE!"
"I AGREE WITH HIYAMA!"
"I LOVE MY FRIENDS!"
"SOME ANIMALS TURN ME ON!"
"I LOVE MY FIANCE!"
"AND I LOVE MY FIANCE!"
"YOU'RE ALL THE BEST FRIENDS I'VE EVER HAD!"
"I FUCKED YUKI'S DAD!"
"I LOVE MY DOGS, AND ALSO MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER!"
"GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW!"
"WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO HAVE AN ORANGE POWER RANGER, EVENTUALLY!"
"IT'S NOT GAY IF THEY LOOK LIKE A GIRL!"
"HAPPY FUCKIN' NEW YEAR!" shouted everyone at the same time.
"Goodbye, 2016," said Yuki. "We'll always remember your dank memes."
A week later, Yuki kicked down the door of his and Yuno's room and ran out into the living room.
"MUSIC MEISTER WILL BE IN THE SUPERGIRL CROSSOVER AND CONSTANTINE'S GETTING AN ANIMATED SECOND SEASON! SWEET FUCKING CHRIST! If you any of you guys hear what sounds like a cat dying, that's just Yuno moaning from me fucking her as hard as humanly possible in celebration."
Note: I'll continue the bios starting next chapter!~ As always, reviews and questions are appreciated!~
