Hey guys! How're ya doin'?

Thanks for the reviews! Really appreciate it! Never expected to have that much of good reviews though and man! Look at the follows and favorites! They grew so fast! Damn son! Guess people really liked this fanfic huh? Never see this really coming.

Anyways, here comes the first chapter! Sunfang193, you got me there. Yes, this is also inspired by "Is it Tough Being a Friend?" light novel to which I also recommend. A really great novel which I questioned the anime studios on; why they haven't adapted this to an anime yet? Guess, not a lot of people read it in Japan. Kobayashi, the last name was taken from the protagonist of said novel "Kobayashi Ichirou". That's the second reasoning but the first being it's a common last name in Japan. Since Tadano is a normal, average mob, I thought I'd give him that.

At first, I was trying to give him the name "Hitohito Tadano" but sadly, that was already taken by a character from "Komi-san wa Komyushou desu" or "Komi-san Can't Communicate". That name literally means "just some guy" or "only a guy" in a word play of "Tada no hitohito" which was perfect for my OC! Too perfect! Well, it's taken so too bad.

Okay, with that aside, I saw some of you guys trying to guess his power. Well, that's a secret and a mystery to be solved. Although the power might be disappointing, it's the best I could give. So, can you guys guess what his powers are? Is it something he had already shown? Or is it something hidden? Feel free to guess!

And without further ado, let the chapter commence!

Also, heads up! There are two OMAKEs at the end of the story so hope you enjoy it! (It's canon by the way, to this fanfic I mean.)


Chapter 1:

"The Beginning of the Wrong and Distortions"


"So what do you guys think of Rias-senpai? Ain't she just dazzling?" A certain black-haired guy said to us.

Yes, indeed she is.

"But Akeno-senpai is also dazzling!" A small brunette argued.

Yes, indeed she is.

"And don't forget about Hyoudou-san. She's a beauty too." A glasses guy came in, saying those words coolly.

Yes, indee-I mean, wut!?

"Huh? What do you mean?" I asked and they all turn towards me with surprised looks.

"Oh, you were there, mob?" The brunette, Hokuto said to me.

I don't know why but I am actually happy being called that. Most mobs would not like being called that (if you exclude Kageyama Shigeo [1]) since it signifies them that they are not an important character. Oh, how they are so WRONG about that!

"Yep. I'm pretty much everywhere." I replied with a calm expression on my face. "So, why are you guys comparing girls and arguing like some obsessive stalker here?"

"Oi! We're not obsessive stalkers!" The black-haired guy, Satou retorted back. "We're just talking! This is, like, boys' talk!"

"I agree with Satou." The four-eyed cool guy, Kazuya declined my assumption. "This is a norm among us hormonal boys to talk about girls, Tadano."

I sighed, "You could've just removed that hormonal part..." I muttered to myself before facing them with a grin. "But yeah, I was just kidding about that!" I then nudge Satou, "So, what's this about Rias-senpai, Akeno-senpai and Seika?" I asked with enthusiasm but they only gave me an irritated expression that made me blinked in confusion, "What?"

"You're just a mob..." Hokuto said, his eyebrows twitching. "And yet..."

Satou sighed exasperatedly, "How can someone like you being close to Hyoudou-san!?"

Oi!

You don't need to emphasize "you" that much you know...

Even I am having a hard time being around her.

"Hyoudou-san was my first crush and yet..." Kazuya let out a dangerous glint on his eyes as his finger shakes while it was on the bridge of his glasses, "You just easily charmed her and opened up her route as if it was nothing just like some damned riajuu visual novel protagonist! How can this world be so unfair yet so cruel!?"

Ugh, like I said. Don't emphasize "you" that much, man...

"What the hell do you mean by "charmed"?" I asked confusedly with an annoyed expression on my face. "Look, I'm just a friend in her eyes, like everybody else." I started protesting, "Maybe even just some bug flying around, you won't know."

"Kch!" With a click his tongue, Kazuya immediately snap, "How can you say that when you and Hyoudou-san speak to each other casually and am on first-name basis!? How dense can you be, you stupid harem protagonist!? Do you want me to bash you on the head with a high density stone!?"

"Yeah, yeah!" Hokuto cheered as he agreed.

"Die, you stupid, damned, riajuu, visual novel harem protagonist!" Satou said to me.

Hey, now!

I'm just a mob!

So stop emphasizing "you" that much! I'm getting hurt here!

And I'm not dense!

I know Seika likes me but I just don't want to accept it! I mean, me (ugh, why do I have to emphasize that), a mob who existed just to observe back here on the background, getting hit on by one of the academy's idols! Ain't that just a stupid, idiotic, baka-ish event!? I don't know what to do and even if I acted as someone most girls don't like for example being a pervert, she just goes on and accept it like; smiling gently and then, "It's normal for boys to be like that. Issei is the same." She said!

"Oh, c'mon guys!" I raise my hands up in defeat, "I'm just a normal guy! How can someone like her be with me? I mean, can you imagine it?" I asked and that causes more trouble for some reason.

Their anger blew off the thermometer, "Of course we can!" They chorused together.

I just sighed and plumped onto my chair, "Man, this is tiring." I look at them seriously as they started to calm down. "Look, I'll say this; there's nothing happening between us, okay?"

"For now."

"Yeah, for now."

"For now that is."

Tch...!

Don't just say that casually! You might trigger some unwanted flag, you dumbbutts!

"Oh, screw you guys." I rolled my eyes in annoyance.

"Screw you too." They said together.

It's been months since I've attended Kuoh Academy. Remember when I said I got acquainted with some people? Yeah. These dumbbutts here are one of them. We've been friends ever since we met and somehow, they always envious of me just because I talk to her. Although it's nothing I'm irritated about, the fact that they compare me with some kind of protagonist really annoyed the heck out of me. I just wish they could get girlfriends so they could annoy me no further.

"Well, I'm off." I said and stood up, "I'm gonna go for a walk."

The story of the Highschool DxD is building up. Next year is where the story truly begins. Rias is here, Akeno is here, Kiba is here, Koneko would be next year and Issei is here. Speaking of, Matsuda, Motohama and Issei have already formed their group of trio and their popularity is rising...not in a good way though. Soon, the Perverted Trio is going to get famous throughout the school. The infamous Perverted Trio, oh man! Season 1 here I go!

"Ahem." Someone coughed in front of me and I blinked, snapping out of my thoughts. "Do you mind?"

I blinked a few times and stare ahead of me, seeing someone I knew too well. "Hm? You are..." My eyes widened in shock, "Shitori-senpai, right?"

"You can just call me Souna." Shitori Souna or preferably Sona Sitri, said to me, smiling. "And may I know your name?"

"Oh! I'm Kobayashi Tadano! It's really nice to meet you, Souna-senpai!" I said and grinned. "But still..." I narrowed my eyes and lean my face closer to hers, "You're more beautiful in person..."

She had her eyes widen as a small hint of pink on her cheeks. I immediately realized what I said and had my eyes widen, as well as backing off her and look away. Damn it! Why am I, a mob, just gone and do that!? That's supposed to be a protagonist's move! I shouldn't have done that!

"Ah, sorry about that, senpai!" I walked away and waved at her, "Soreja, see you around!"

Immediately after that, I walk away quickly. I can't run since the Student Council President is just behind. With that out of the way...oh my Void! I forgot about her! Sona Sitri, heiress to the Sitri Clan! She's Rias' childhood friend AND Saji's master! Why the hell did I do that!? Me, a mob, speaking to a support character like that! Am I getting cocky or what? Goddamnit, I just hoped that I didn't raise any unwanted flags...please, no. I really hoped that was not the case.

As I was out of her sight, I let out a sigh of relieve. "Phew..." I wipe a bead of sweat away, "Safe."

Okay, I forgot about her and Saji. Saji has a very essential role is some arcs, if I remember it correctly. In the Excalibur arc, he'll be one of the few people that'll help Issei and Kiba in search for Freed Selzen and the Excalibur. And then there's that in the season 4...wait a minute. Speaking of, where is he? It's been a few months I've been here and I never saw him, not once! Did something happened? Perhaps some...time distortions? Okay, okay. I'm just raising a flag here, I'll just need to ask some second-years if they know him.

I mean, Issei's here when I just assumed Seika being a gender-bent of him right? Surely, Saji would be around here somewhere...


(A few moments of searching later)

"W-What?" I blinked, confusion was written all over my face. "You gotta be kidding me, right...?"

After asking some people questions, I founded that the person, the character I'm searching for, "Saji" does not exist in the academy. I asked countless students and they don't know who I'm looking for! It was fully confirmed when I took a look at the board of the first-years where we identify our classes. I didn't see his name! Not in kanji or romanji or just freakin' alphabets! Nai, nai! (Not here, not here!) I can't find his name!

What the hell!?

What happened to him!?

Did something happened without me knowing!?

Okay, okay...calm down, Tadano. This might be a mistake. Maybe the editor of these papers must've forgotten his name. Yeah, maybe it's just that! They forgot and he actually is here! Maybe he's just absent! Yeah, that's right...

...

...

...

...

...

...

Like HELL! If he does exists, the students would've already known when I asked them! This is not very reassuring! Things went from 0 to 100 real quick! It's like I didn't went downhill, I just fell over a goddamn cliff right off the bat!

Damn it!

What should I do...!?

First, calm down.

Breathe in, and out. Haaahh...okay, I'm calmed now.

Hm...let's see. The timeline can be changed if we're missing a few characters. The slightest of mistakes can create the biggest of changes. Maybe I'm missing something here...library it is then.

Quickly, after that, I went to the library. More than 30 minutes left until break period ends, thankfully. I need to do some researching. Once I was on a PC, I immediately click the search engine and type Saji's name, Genshirou Saji. I was expecting some random people with only the same name and that there wasn't anything about him then I give up but what I found was...beyond shocking. Maybe since the people who search for the specific name is less than thousands or even hundreds so the first thing that pops up was an article related to...murder. Already, I can feel my heart beating faster. I do NOT like where this is going. When I click it, my mind was overwhelmed with questions and I began feel sick because of the images shown.

The website was Urban Article, a website known for their journalism and willingness (as well as the guts) to show some inappropriate pictures. I've read some of their articles, they are reliable all of the time. They spit every truth. Said article was about a murder. There was murder in a certain town before, an inhumane murder. The victim was none other than the actual Saji whom I was looking for, the article shows what the person looked like before he was massacred brutally and I tell you, there's no doubt about it. That's Genshirou Saji, alright. But...what happened...?

As I read further, investigation told that a witness happens to be close by and heard something about "Vritra" and "Stealing". My mind was practically blown when I finished that sentence. It was beyond me, I can't never imagine something like this happened during the time when I was in junior high. Those two words...they emit some ominous feeling. I feel something really worse than even Great Red or Ophis herself (or himself -_- hah) is going to happen.

Damn it, I'm a Plot Guardian! I should've done my job better!

Now, things happened and it is irreversible!

With Saji gone...how will the story of Highschool DxD progress and which direction will it go? And here I was, expecting the job to be easier but what I got is a Nightmare difficulty [2]! Damn it, Void-sama. I know you said it won't be easy but I didn't expected it to be this hard! I need to process the situation on hand carefully and cautiously.

Saji was killed, mysteriously.

Vritra was involve.

Then comes the stealing part...

Wait, stealing? Did this person kill Saji in the hopes of stealing Vritra? But what for? That event didn't existed in Highschool DxD. Someone or something must've distorted the timeline...or perhaps my presence itself was the cause? But that doesn't make any sense unless I say something to someone relating to the story of Highschool DxD. Like I said, the slightest of mistake can create the biggest of changes. I have the knowledge of Highschool DxD's story until season 4 and I died before I can read up the light novels. So...where did things go wrong?

This is incredibly hard...

After that, I went back to class and forgot to buy some lunches. I ended up holding my hunger for the whole study session until it was time to go home. I was really hungry and my stomach growled like beast. When I was wondering in the halls, trying to find Issei, I came across...oh shiz!

"Tadano-kun?" Seika called and I jerked up. "Are you heading home?"

I just went ahead and go "Gokuri" [3] even though it's just for when I'm craving for something (like food).

I gulped, "Um, yes." I turned around a greeted a blushing Seika, who looked happy to see me. "So what's up, Seika?"

A few months I spent was talking to her, getting to know her better. It was for my reassurance, I don't know whether she was an important character or not. Apparently, she wasn't so I can talk to her quite often. I'd thought I get to know her so I could perhaps get information of Issei from her. However, in doing so, our relationship progressed far more than I would like and she ended up from having a small crush (because I was the first one to talk to her after the opening ceremony casually) to a diehard first love.

I never expected that, or maybe I should. Nevertheless, I tried to keep our relationship as friends but she was really in love with me to the point of always trying to make a move. She was surprisingly assertive for a girl, or perhaps she got that from Issei with his bold honesty. I can't really reject her advances since...she was too charming. I do like her, but we have to keep it as a friend. We mustn't cross the line. If I do that, who knows what development it'll take us to.

Plus, I'm a mob!

Mob does not get to be under the spotlight!

Mobs has to get on with mobs!

Not side-characters or main-characters!

"Nothing." She said and then proceeded to take out a bento [4] out of her bag. "I was looking for you to give you this during break period." She blushed and shyly looks at me in the eyes, "Your friends told me that you were going out for a walk. Where were you?"

"At the library." I sighed, "Had some things to search for and now I'm filled with questions."

Yeah, it wasn't just any question though.

"Oh! So that's why I can't find you anywhere." She smiled and then presented me the bento, "Um, would you perhaps would have this bento? I don't want to waste it."

"No, I'm not that hung-"

GROOWLLL!

You piece of...!

I can heat rushing onto my face, I blushed in embarrassment just as I was about to reject her offer. Of all times you could've growled, why the heck now!? Ah! I'm so goddamn embarrassed! Is this how it feels to be founded out that you're hungry? No wonder the girls in anime were like this! It feels so embarrassing that...

Shinitai... (I want to die...)

"A-Ahahaha..." I nervously let out a laugh, "W-Wonder what was that? Perhaps a monster?"

She smiled, but that smile seemed to say "this is my chance!" and she handed me the bento. "Now, now. No need to hold back, Tadano-kun." She said and pointed outside, "There's a bench just outside. Why don't we sit there?"

I can't reject her now that I'm this embarrassed. So I just nodded and comply with her. We both went outside and sat on the aforementioned bench. I opened up the bento and the sight actually made me hungry. The aroma it eludes was overwhelming. It was perfectly balanced lunch with quite the decoration. I feel really hungry now that I see this and to say the lunch looked more than tasty is really an understatement. I can feel myself drooling at the sight.

Tsukkomi! [5]

"Gokuri." I swallowed, eliciting a giggle from Seika. "Wow, this looks really delicious."

"Thank you very much." She thanked me and gestured me to eat, "Now, go on and eat. After that, tell me how it taste okay?"

I just hope it tastes as good as it looks.

I coughed onto my hands to regain my composure, took the chopsticks and clasped my hand together. "Ittadakimasu. (Let's dig in.)"

I took the prawn and bit onto it, crunching sound can be heard once my teeth gnawed on it. It only took me a second to process on HOW FREAKING GOOD IT TASTES! Seriously, what is this!? This lunch box wasn't just filled with effort and hardwork! It was filled with love, devotion and a whole new level of deliciousness! It's so delicious even Gordon Ramsay's [6] cookings were put to shame and even that wasn't even close to an exaggeration! Screw you and your criticisms, Gordon! Damn it, anime sure is cheating!

No wonder people's clothes were blown up when they ate Yukihira Souma's [7] cooks!

Ugh, I can feel my tears are flowing...I'm so inspired to level up my cooking now. I closed my eyes and savor the taste, a taste I will never forgot. As I did so, blurted out something I shouldn't have said...

"You'll make a good-no. A heaven of a wife one day..." I said out loud unconsciously.

What.

The.

Fudge.

"E-Eh!?" She let out a surprised yelp, her face was as red as tomato.

"A-Ah! Sorry about that, Seika!" I apologized, quickly. "Your food is too delicious it deludes me! Really, sorry about that!"

While still blushing, she just raises both of her hands up and wave repeatedly to dismiss my apology. "No, no! It's okay!" She calmed down and so was I. "I was just...surprised, that's all." She smiled, gently. "Is the lunch I made really that delicious?"

"Yes!" I gave an instant reply. "It's on a whole new level!"

"Hehehe," She let out a giggle, finding my reply to be funny. "You're exaggerating."

"No, no! I'm not!" I denied and look at her seriously, "It's really delicious, Seika."

She looks at me then closed her eyes, "Is that so? Thanks, then."

Man, you're such an angel, Seika! I just wish I could marry you right here, right now but I can't. Mobs can't marry side character or main character-like existences! And although you're not an important character, you're still a side character. The likes of me won't be able to make you my girlfriend much less marry!

I'm so sorry!

No, wait. I should be sorry about myself not getting to marry her!

Damn it!

I paused a bit, pondering on something. Speaking of, who actually is Seika? I've been thinking about that ever since I've first met her. Why is she here, what actually is her objective? I know I'm being rude to someone who gave me this godly bento but for what reason does she gave me for? I mean, I know she loved me (I'm not being narcissist by the way, just stating the facts), but why does she even loved me? There are better guys out there! Much better than me...plus, a lot of boys approach her and act nice to her, nicer than me. Even some good-looking guys talked to her! So, why me?

"Is something the matter, Tadano-kun?" She noticed my troubled face before I let out a sigh and stare at her eyes.

"Hey, Seika..." I called with my head lower as she blinked and tilted her head a bit. "I was wondering...why do you always talk to me?" Her eyes widen at the question so before she could misunderstand what I'm saying, I cut in. "Don't get me wrong, I'm really happy that I'm a friend of yours-I really am-" I smiled while saying those words before that smile faded as I was about to continue, "-but...there are better guys out there; nice, kind, caring...attractive. Better than me, so why?" I faced her with a questioning face.

Ever since I arrived at this world, I thought appearances does not matter and girls only see the inside appearances. Turns out, I was wrong. Not all of them were like that-no. In fact, most of them really does judge people by their looks. I guess I've only seen the good side of the Highschool DxD world (the everyday life one, not the supernatural) when I never saw the bad side of it at all. Trust me, I once tried confessing a normal, glasses girl with big breasts but got shot down harshly. She said I was "too" normal-looking and that I don't have any qualities that stands out. Just someone who's there and just be there. That was pretty harsh and that wasn't the end of it though. She then goes on about the boy she liked, the Prince of the school.

At that point, I just walked away. Not that I really liked her, by the way. And no, don't feel bad about that. I'm perfectly happy being a normal person with no differentiating qualities than any other boys even though my stupid narcissist of a little sister hated how I am. I was doing that to make myself understand and not get ahead of myself. I should know my place and stay there.

So, why?

Why would a girl like her-whose existence is above mine-fall for someone like me, a mob?

Could she be one of the girl who cares for the inside and not the outside?

She stared at me, eyes widened before she calmed down and closed her eyes. "Tadano-kun." She started, "Do you have confidence in yourself?"

Uh...what? Of course I am! I'm more confident in myself than anyone! So, I'm confident that a mob like me shouldn't get along too well with you!

"Yes." I answered.

"Then, why do you asked such question?"

"Uh, no...I was just wondering why an idol is spending more time with an unnoticeable guy." I replied, sweat-dropping since I feel like I've been scolded by her. "Anyone would've wondered about it."

There was a moment of silence between us, she was stuck in thought before she gave a reply. "Tadano-kun, you're asking a question even I could not answer." She replied, smiling as she faces the sky. "I myself don't know why I'm being like this when I'm with you. Perhaps you're different than other boys? Or perhaps there's something in you I find appealing? I don't know..." She lower her gaze down, still smiling gently. "And I won't know unless I spend time with you."

Somehow, that sounds like an excuse for her to spend time with me...but no. This is not true so stop being narcissist, Tadano! Know your goddamn place!

"So, Tadano-kun..."

Oh, no...she's blushing! Something tells me that what she's going to say next will blow me away to Egypt this instant!

"If you'd like...can we hang out in Sunday?" She said, looking away but I can see her ears being as red as a tomato.

Ugh! I'm blown away to Egypt! Somebody, tell me what the heck just happened!? Okay-okay-okay, calm down. She just wanted to hang out with me, that's it. So wait...hang out, as in like, friends? Just the two of us or with someone else...?

"Just the two of us?" I asked and she nodded, still facing away from me. "Um..."

Okay, okay. Think! Think, Tadano! What should I do!?

Hm...going out as friends. Honestly, it doesn't sounds like a bad idea. In fact, I could use this moment to spend more time with Seis-I mean, getting to know her on a whole new le-I MEANT, to get information on Issei! Yeah! I'm accepting this hang out to get more information on Issei! He's the protagonist, so it's logic!

"Yeah, why not." I smiled, "Let's hang out this Sunday."

And so, this Sunday, I was going to spent time with her (as friends) before something happened that made me...confused.


It was a dark place. There was no sound or light. A silhouette of a Humanoid figure can be seen walking around rather restlessly with a psychotic smile on their face. They walked straight onto the wall before their feet stuck on the wall and continue walking, on the wall. It walked up the ceiling then to the other end of the wall before going back to the ground. It stopped for a moment and let out a chuckle before continue walking restlessly.

"F-First the Sekiryuutei...then the Hakuryuusho." The voice was a hybrid of many people, therefore its gender remained anonymous. "Hehehe...h-hehehe!" The voice chuckled crazily, "Y-Yes...then I get w-what I want! My d-d-dream will come true!" The figure nodded to itself, smiling with the same psychotic expression. "Finally...hahahaha...hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


I suddenly felt a chill went up to my spine. "W-Wha-!?" I gulped, "My "Bad Event Senses" is tingling! Something bad is going to happen, isn't it?" I said to myself, watching the sunset from the horizon. "Huh...I need to prepare a counter measure." I nodded, before smiling at the sun.

After eating Seika's bento and agreeing to her hang out session, I was walking back home. What's happening between me and Seika, the outside story of Highschool DxD, that's what I'm aware of. Since my "Bad Event Sense" tingles earlier, something bad definitely is going to happen. If so, then something has been done without me knowing it. Just who...? The story of Highschool DxD hasn't even happened yet and I already got this premonition. This is really bad.

I just sighed, "Well, whatever it is, I'm sure I won't be involved directly, but I will try to observe it."

Seeing the sun setting is really calming.

Oh, #FlatEarth by the way.


OMAKE:

Tadano-kun no Nichijou
(The Daily Life of Tadano-kun)

(1)

"The Imouto Hates Her Brother and yet, She Loves Him Dearly"

When Tadano was given the invitation to attend Kuoh Academy, his mother and father decided to move at an old house in Kuoh City. The house belonged to his father, who attended North Lisada Middle School there when he was just a mere teenager. When they moved, they also transfer Tadano's little sister, Kobayashi Sagiri, into the same school as his father there. Ever since then, Sagiri aimed to attend the same school as her brother were. She couldn't let her stupidly average brother defeat a goddess like her.

It has been months by this point and today, as usual, Tadano was a bit late arriving home.

"Tadaima. (I'm home.)" He said but no one greeted him.

There was no one beside him and his little sister since his parents are on a business trip. Sagiri didn't greeted him back because she hated him for many reasons. However, Tadano couldn't care less. He just accepted it and places his shoe on the shoe racks beside the front door. As he went to the kitchen, he saw Sagiri playing with her phone, smiling and giggling like an idiot. He shrugs and went to the fridge, taking out a juice box, pour it in a glass and drink it. Once he finished, he washes the glass and put back the juice box.

He quickly went outside of the kitchen and climbed up the stairs. He open the door to his room and closed it with a sigh. He took off his school uniform, hang it on his wardrobe and wore his blue pajama with yellow ducks.

"Nothing beats rubber ducks. Rubber ducks are godly." He smiled and lay on his bed.

He plugged his earpiece on his ears and played a cover song from his favorite singer. "Sekai wa konnanimo, utsukushikute~!" He sang alone although a bit low in volume. "Kizamu hari no ue de, kimi wo matsu~!" He continue to sing along until it ends. "Oh, man. Gotta LOVE Hanatan [8]! I'm glad she existed here! And pretty young too!"

After singing, he placed his phone on his study table and took a gamepad. Before then, he quickly went down to get some snacks, only to get disturbed by his little sister. She noticed him walking down in search for snacks. Her eyes glint as she saw this as a chance.

"Oi, Baka-nii." Sagiri called, flicking her dark purple air as if to show off. "Get me some snacks at the konbini [9] for me."

"Why can't you do it yourself?" Tadano deadpanned without facing her, taking a few snacks from the fridge.

"Hmph." She haughtily flicks her hair once again. "A goddess like me shouldn't get food for herself. She needs a servant to do it."

"I'm a servant now?" He sighed and just walked away. "Get it yourself, you dumb narcissistic imouto. I'm gonna go and spend my time with Arthur Morgan [10]."

"Hey! I'm a perfect goddess, you should listen to what I say!"

Tadano stopped, "Nope, nope and nope." He walks back at her leaning his face closer to hers. "First off, you're a Human, full of imperfections just like the rest of us. Just because you got charming looks, great academic intelligence and is a social butterfly, doesn't mean you're perfect, you dumbbutt. Second, there's a lot of snacks in the fridge that Kaa-san and Oya-jii prepared for us, dumbbutt. And third," His eyes narrowed, forming a frightening scowl. "I hate it when a person tells me to do something useless when I'm about to play with PC4-chan."

Sagiri gulped in fear. She was afraid of Tadano when he's like this. He may look normal but once he is angered, that normal look turned into the face of the Devil. It was times like this she come to stop being persistent. Unlike her older brother (Tadano's older brother), Tadano by no means, is a sis-con. In fact, he didn't really liked her that much. One of the many reasons why she hated him.

"O-Okay..." She faces away as a bead of sweat made its way to her cheeks.

That Devil face from Tadano went back to normal as a gentle smile appeared on his face. "Good!" He took a bite from one of the chocolate bars and shove it to her mouth. "There, your favorite chocolate." She actually blushed from the indirect kiss and blushed more when he patted her head. "Now, be a good imouto and not burden your dear brother, alright?"

She nodded before taking the chocolate off her mouth. "U-Um, Onii-chan..."

"Yes?" He replied to her call, "What is it?"

"Y-You're playing that cowboy western game, right?" Tadano nodded, "Can I watch you play?"

"Of course! As long as you don't disturb me when I'm playing-" His face morphed back into the Devil, frightening her once more. "-to which the punishment WON'T be severe-" Tadano went back to his normal state. "-then you're good to come and watch!"

"Hm!" She nodded.

Even though she hated her brother, it seems that hated born through love. Because of how abnormal her brother can be despite his appearance, she seemed to can't shake the feeling that there's something more about him even though everything she knows about him is normal or average at best. But there's something about him...that just pulls her in.

Whatever it is, she can know if she spend more time with him.

So after an hour he played the game, she pretended to fall asleep and lay her head on his shoulder as he did nothing and just let it be...


(2)

"There's Something in the House"

There's something in the house...

It's been five months ever since that thing invaded our house. Can I, a normal, average, common mob defeat such creature? It has everything a Human ever wanted; agility, strength, vitality and mobility. This thing even scared my family. Seeing them like that...I can't help but do something about it. Even if it is impossible for me to do so, I have something on the back of my hand that I could use to counter everything it'll throw. My trump card has never failed me!

I was currently sitting on a wooden chair in the hallway, my parents gone to work as usual, my brother, well, is overseas ever since I've entered my second year in junior high and my little sister is still at school. I came home early because I wanted to vanquish the evil that has been haunting my family for three months. And so I waited.

This thing had the audacity to appear even if there are people around. So, if it's only me, it'll come out. And when it does, I'll use my greater reaction speed to attack it first! It usually appeared in the hallways. Rarely does it ever came out into a room because the rooms are cleaned and closely guarded by the ceiling and the walls. However, the hallway is a different case. It has a lot of openings I always felt like I'm being stalked on. I never felt safe on the hallways and the corridors...

As my eyes are wild, looking over to here and there for ANY unusual movements, it finally came out. A creature painted in the color of the starless skies, eight visible red orbs, two fangs and eight hairy legs...the thing that haunted my family has come out!

Tarantula, kono kusoyaro ga!

"Huuuuuuuwwooooooohhhh!" I yelled with energy and vigor as I took out an anti-insect air spray. "Take this! Spray of Agony!"

I sprayed it and cover my nose. This spray smells weird and makes my head spinning so this is just for safety measure. It might still be alive and I have no time to get distracted before it counters. Their bites are pretty lethal, it could kill a person. Normally, a mob like me should've called a profession but nay! A normal person would've retaliate against it since it threatened my family! I wouldn't want any of my family get hurt by this beast, never! Heck, I wouldn't even let it close to my stupid little sister and I hated her! Though my hatred for her is a bit of a complicated matter since I do love her...as a family.

Back to the vanquishing of evil, take this you son of a visch!

"Ora, ora, ora, ora, ora, ora, ora, ora, ora, oraaa!" After that attack, I jumped back, preparing myself in a stance for any incoming counter as the area surrounding the tarantula was covered in smokes. "No way...!"

After the smokes all dispersed, the tarantula stood idly there, head on with my attack! The tarantula was still alive! It survive such a powerful attack! T-This...this is no normal tarantula! It might be a Nega Tarantula! An evolved form of tarantulas! I gritted my teeth and just slowly take a few steps back. Just then, it also took a few steps forward. I was eyeing its every movement, looking for any pattern that I could use to end this. Then, it stopped. Here it comes!

The eight eyes glowed, "Omae wa...mo shindeiru [11]."

"Nani!?" My eyes widened as it used its astounding speed to lunge at me. "S-Shimatta! (C-Crap!)"

The life flashed before my eyes, Kaa-san, Oya-jii, Sagiri, Aho-niisan...am I actually going to die here? In a house of which owned by me and not this thing? Well, it's been a good journey so far...I enjoyed it thoroughly. Void-sama, I'm sorry for failing you. Perhaps the other two Plot Guardian might be able to do a better job than me...

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Or so, you think!

As it closed in, I smirked. "Nante ne~! (Just kidding~!)"

Do you actually think for a second I'm going to die!? Bakayaro! (Idiot!) I'm not that stupid! I have something to counter this! They say when one faces danger, the mechanism hidden in Human will be activated and all of their physical capabilities are heightened! It's the "Flight or Fight" impulse! In this case, I'mma fight! I moved twice as its speed, evading it. I moved behind it as it was still in midair and drop down in a stance. You might have your agility, strength, vitality and whatnot! But WE have intelligence and adaptation! The moment your guard is down, it is your downfall! This is my trump card! Take this!

"Kenzoku...Futsu no Punch! [12] (Consecutive...Normal Punches!)"

With speed unbefitting for a normal person like me, I started to use my one hand and sent a hella lot of punches that it seems my fists were covering the tarantula and the area around it. As I finished it, it was sent back colliding with the wall, dropping down and is finally dead. I huffed in exhaustion, this trump card is strong but also uses a lot of energy. If I used this on a person...I won't know what happen but I tested it on small insects. Although their body still remained intact, all of their insides are crushed and exploded. Dunno why but this is pretty dangerous.

Ha! If you got your venomous fangs as a trump card, I have my fists as one! Because of your appearance three months ago, I took upon myself that I trained in the art of normalcy! The 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, 100 squads and 10 kilometer run training! Because of that...I somehow became stronger than ever before! Even developed a skill! Taste that, you freaky eight-legged motherfudger! I bet all of your insides are nothing but messy mushes now! Hahahahaha!

Now, all that's left is to...hehehehe...


"Tadaima! (I'm home!)" My little sister said as she closed the front door. "Baka-nii?"

"Okairi, Sagiri. (Welcome home, Sagiri.)" I smiled and then showed her the tarantula tied with a string to a pole. "Look, the thing that you, Kaa-san and Oya-jii are scared of. I killed it, this vile beast!"

Sagiri's eyes widened, "Eh!? No way!" She said in astonishment before haughtily puff her chest proudly. "As expected of my servant! Nobody can defeat you, my servant. Good job!" At that point, I knew my assumption was correct (on what she'll say if I show her this) and a vein popped on my forehead. "Then, why don't you throw that away? Don't get it closer to a goddess like me. It looks so disgusting."

My smile went wide in mischief, "Oh really?"

I walked in closer to her, "Cho-! (Wait-!) O-Onii-chan? What are you doing?" She stepped back, fear was visible on her face.

Oh? She went from "Baka-nii" to "Onii-chan" quite faster than usual isn't she? Is she really that scared of this dead tarantula?

"Oh, nothing." My smile of mischief was still on my face. "Just showing who the boss here is." My figure shadowed over her. "You're getting somewhat cocky for someone that has done nothing, aren't you? And how many times do have to tell you? I'm not your servant and you're not a goddess." I let out a chuckle, "Looks like I have to teach you some common manners, ore no imouto yo! (my dear little sister!)"

I used the pole and get the dead tarantula closer to her. "Onii-chan!? Please no! I-I'm sorry! You're right! I'm not a goddess and Onii-chan is not a servant! I was just joking! Joking, Onii-chan!"

"You're...too late! Judgement time!"

"Iyaaaaaa! (Noooooo!)"

As I was chasing my weeping little sister with a dead tarantula on tow, a question remained in my head; "How in the hell did this tarantula spoke earlier?"


End of Chapter 1:

"The Beginning of the Wrong and Distortions"


References:

[1] Kageyama Shigeo, the protagonist of Mob Psycho 100. Often, he's called "Mob" by numerous people (not the other Espers) because his presence barely registers despite being a very powerful Esper. However, unlike most mobs, he doesn't get angry when called "Mob" and accepted it that way.

[2] Nightmare difficulty is a difficulty rank from Dark Souls. It's already crazy hard when in normal mode but Nightmare? Prepare yourself for a storm of frustration.

[3] "Gokuri" is like one of those actions named in Japanese IN anime like staring which goes "Jiiiiii~". It is a gesture of when someone is gulping. I used it for humorous reasons so sorry if you don't find that funny. I'm an anime fan so I just HAD to make anime jokes combined with the internet/western jokes.

[4] Bento means boxed lunch or lunch box. In anime, it's often seen that students brings bento/boxed lunch to school. Bento is homemade so if it's not homemade, it's not bento.

[5] Tsukkomi means "here comes the line". It's when someone is about to use their own punchlines or something akin to it. This, also, is used for humorous reasons. Apologies as my Tsukkomi skills aren't as good as any of you (if there are) do.

[6] Gordon Ramsay is a well-known chef...well, for his criticisms and all. Not that I don't like him.

[7] Yukihira Souma is the protagonist of "Food Wars!" Most of his cooks can blow people and their clothes off...for some fanservice reason. Although, the ramen, dishes and whatnot he made looks incredibly delicious. If only he existed, I would've LOVED to get my clothes blown off.

[8] Hanatan, the Utaite (Song Priestess). As her title suggests, she has a very and I mean VERY beautiful voice. She's one of my favorite Japanese singers and she's incredibly underrated. The song Tadano sing is one of her covers "You and Beautiful World" by Megurine Luka. It's a damn good song and she sang it quite beautifully.

[9] Konbini is a shortcut word for convenience store in anime. Often you can hear this word being said in animes (the modern society ones). Dunno if it's the same case as it is in real life but I assumed it would be just the same.

[10] Arthur Morgan is the Main Character of Red Dead Redemption 2. After what happened to him in the last chapter before the epilogue, I couldn't help but say "Saraba, aibo (Farewell, partner)" and make a reference about him here. He's a very great guy who tried to do something good. He really tried...

[11] Fist of the North Star's meme. After Kenshiro went "atatatatatattatata!" he took a few steps back while his enemy makes fun of how weak his punches were and he goes "Omae wa mo shindeiru" then boom. Said opponent had their body blown off like sacks of rice getting shot at with huge caliber bullets.

[12] One Punch Man's protagonist, Saitama's moves. This specific move was used twice in the first season and I find myself get attached to how normal it was...ironically. Despite how normal it is, its power can make the opponents blow off to bits and organs rain from the sky. Ah, what a nice and normal move...

[?] Can you guess what the last OMAKE or what the title of the OMAKE reference to? If you do, leave a review to it!


Well, well, well!

Quite a lot of references, aren't there?

Yeah, I know. I'm kinda weeby when writing stories like this here but hey, it's more fun this way right? I'm a huge anime fan (and no, I also read mangas, light novels and everything related to it like doujins) so I can't help but make this story as similar as anime. It's imprinted in my brain!

So yeah, this chapter doesn't focus too much on the main cast and instead, focuses more on Tadano and Seika's relationship. I need to make their relationship progress much more so things can get tense later on. This is a buildup to the season one of Highschool DxD. Don't worry, our boi, Issei will appear later on. Note that I'm using the anime (which I don't know if it is not similar to the light novels), so sorry if there are some good things the anime missed that the light novels have. I don't have much knowledge regarding them-forgive me for that.

But what's this?

Something is happening on the background's background (if that makes sense)!

Kinda ironic there's a background for a background.

And Saji is killed...yeah, sorry about that. If there are Saji fans out there, I'm really sorry! I had to do this in order for the story to follow what I thought is good!

Some of you guys also asked if he'll have a harem. I don't know, maybe, perhaps, probably...? Okay, he will. 90%. And yes, it won't be the main casts. I'm aiming for the ones in the background like Sona, Tsubaki, Serafall (especially her, since I like her) and a few others. Well if you want some of the main casts (except for Rias, Akeno and Asia), you can pick and vote. Personally, I'm a fan of harem but giving a harem to an OC like this kinda feels weird but oh well! I'm going to anyway!

So what do you guys think of the first chapter?

What do you, my readers, think about the OMAKEs?

Should I make more of it in future chapters?

Does it suck?

Or does it rock?

Give me your opinions! Positive, criticism and flames! All are welcome!

With that being said, mata-ashita~!