Deus was sitting in a massive stone throne inside of his pocket dimension, which he had named the Cathedral Of Causality. The sky, normally light purple, was now a beautiful blue. In front of the throne was a massive stone circle, surrounded by fluffy white clouds. Seven massive bridges were connected to the circle. Each one led to another circle, which each contained several more thrones. In each throne was a god, a representative of their respective pantheons.
Deus began to speak. "For the younger gods among us, and for the older ones whose memories may be failing, I shall introduce you all." This is just gonna be a fuckload of character descriptions, so you can skip ahead if you want.
He gestured to the leftmost throne. Seated in it was a smaller, glowing version of Deus. "Mulungu, god of the Bantu peoples."
To the right of Mulungu was an albino man. "Loko Yima, god of the Kuba peoples."
To the right of Loko Yima were two men (well, two halves of two men), in actuality two parts of the same being: the left side of the throne seated the left half of a short, coal-black man, while the right side seated the right half of a tall albino man. Both half-bodies appeared to be quite elderly. "Adroa, god of the Lugbara people."
To the right of Adroa was an outline in the shape of a man. "Kabezya-Mpungu, god of the Luba people."
To the right of him was a rainbow in the shape of a man, holding a bow made of two snakes. "Khonvoum, god of the Mbuti people."
The the right of him was another smaller version of Deus, except this one had a slightly darker skull and blue eyes. "Nhialic, god of the Dinka people."
To the right of him was a small cloud of clear smoke. "Boorii, god of the Hausa people."
To the right of him was yet another small Deus, except he was bald and wore no clothes, appearing as a giant skeleton. "Ajok, god of the Lotuko people."
To the right of him was a man who was glowing so brightly, nobody could see any details in his face. "Ngai, god of the Maasai people. I am aware that some of you dislike him, as he was once mortal, but I ask that you tolerate his presence. Whatever he was before, he is a god now."
To the right of him was a small Deus with white eyes. "Asis, god of the Kalenjin people."
To the right of him was a small Deus with grey eyes. "Were, god of the Luhya people."
To the right of him was a dark-skinned man in a black robe. "Nyambe, god of the Lozi people. Another mortal that ascended to godhood."
To the right of him was a rainbow. Not a person-shaped rainbow, just a rainbow. "Chiuta, god of the Tumbuka people."
To the right of him was another dark-skinned man, wearing a grey robe. "Unkulunkulu, god of the Zulu people. Yet another ascended mortal."
To the right of him was something that completely contrasted the appearances of the more humanoid gods. It resembled a massive praying mantis, with two long horns on its head, and a serpentine tail connected to its abdomen. Under the tail were several sets of caterpillar-like feet. The mantis' thorax resembled the flattened, clear thorax of a louse. "Cagn, god of the San people."
To the right of him was a giant white spider. "Nyame, god of the Akan people."
To the right of him was another strange humanoid. The left half resembled a woman glowing bright yellow, while the right half resembled a man dimly glowing white. "Mawu-Lisa, god of the Fon people."
To the right of him (or her, or it, or whatever) was a glowing skeleton. "Abassi, god of the Efik people. Another ascended mortal. I believe he was some type of king."
To the right of him was a figure in the rough shape of Deus, but made out of water. "Olokun, god of the Edo people."
To the right of him was the outline of a large man. "Chukwu, god of the Igbo people."
To the right of him was another small Deus, except this one was different. The left half of his body resembled Deus', but the right resembled a more feminine version of Deus. "Roog, god of the Serer people."
To the right of him was a glowing small Deus. "Olodumare, god of the Yoruba people."
To the right of him was a hermaphroditic humanoid, whose stomach was covered in fish-like scales, and who had a piscine tail protruding from the end of its spine. Its skin was green, and its scales glowed with every color of the rainbow. It had a long, boneless neck, and its fingers and toes were webbed, with claws protruding from the tips. "Nommo, god of the Dogon people."
To the right of...it, I guess, was a man with the head of a falcon, with some feathers resembling that of a hawk's. Spiked downward-pointing hair, appearing to be made of lapis lazuli, was growing from the back of his head. A glowing orb was on top of his head, with a golden cobra coiled around it. He had a ram's horn and a bull's horn sprouting from each side of his head, giving him four horns in total. He had six wings: two were that of a beetle, two were the burning wings of a phoenix, and two were that of a white heron. He had a snake's tail, catlike claws growing out of his fingertips, and the paws of a lion instead of feet. His left eye was missing, exposing part of his silver skull. Whatever human-like flesh he did have was golden, and appeared to be aged, like that of a man in his late fifties. "Ra, god of the Egyptians."
To the right of him was another small Deus, with brown eyes. "Ggulu, god of the Gandan people."
To the right of him was another small Deus, whose robes appeared to be made of white chalk. "Oghene, god of the Urhobo people."
To the right of him was another small Deus, with black and green robes. "Zanahary, god of the Malagasy people."
Finally, to the right of him, and to the left of Mulungu, was another small Deus, this one wearing white robes. "And finally, Waaq, god of the Oromo people."
He turned towards the second circle. "Now that we are done with introducing the gods of Africa, let us continue on to the gods of Asia."
The visiting gods groaned unanimously. This was going to be a long meeting.
