A/N: Welcome to another installment of My Turn!

By all that is holy…this fic has hit a massive milestone yesterday!

1000 followers!

*screams like a girl*

Violet: Hey! I was supposed to scream for you!

Oh right, sorry. Go ahead, Violet.

Violet: No…it's too late now.

Right. Anyway, 1000 followers! Holy shit, I can't believe it!

Shout out to the one thousandth follower of this story, f1uffy5prinkles! Thank you kindly, fellow reader!

Due to this milestone being reached, I just had to get another chapter out! This isn't the last chapter of the arc, unfortunately, but I just couldn't wait any longer!

Violet: Missed opportunity.

What?

Violet: You could've pranked them on April Fool's Day by saying this was the last chapter of the arc, then revealing at the end that it wasn't.

Nah. Then I'd be a dick to my readers. And I am not a dick.

Violet: The way you said that kinda makes you sound like one…by the way, that's four swears, now.

Ugh.

*puts four Lien in the swear jar*

Now then, last we left off: Cinder thinks she's clever, four of the five girls met, I spoke to Ozpin, and Velvet was a little cross with me for a bit. But I got past it all and now have to deal with Neo. What's the plan? Let's find out.

ON WITH THE CHAPTER!


Disclaimer: I don't own RWBY.


(Cinder POV)

"And that's why I've contacted you, my master."

I had finally taken the time to contact Salem and inform her of my concerning mental health.

"Fear not child, for these thoughts and emotions are actually quite natural."

My eyes widen. "R-Really?"

"Indeed. I…may or may not have had a similar experience."

…Oh.

"I know what you are going through, and I can help you. But you will have to return to my domain, immediately."

I blinked. "But I'm needed here?"

"You can have your two little minions to supervise the operations and report to you if anything goes awry. It's simple dust robberies, in any case. You will be back in time to commence with the next phase of the plan."

Salem's eyes narrowed. "That will suffice, yes?"

"O-of course, mistress."

Anything to bring these blasted thoughts about that h-handsome bastard under control.

"Very good. I shall expect you soon. Do not delay."


(My POV)

"S-Snow."

"A-Autumn."

"I-Ice cream."

"C-Chocolate."

"B-Bunny rabbit."

"WAAAAAAKE UP, SLEEPY HEAD!"

I bolted awake.

"ONLY ONE WOMAN!"

I panted a bit after being woken up by that familiar shout that I couldn't place. My mind was in disarray for a moment, only for snickering to bring me back to reality.

I quickly realized that I was in the ballroom…and that the remaining students were giving me odd looks, a few even laughing at my outburst.

I scowled and fired once into the air.

"GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR AND READY FOR INITIATION!"

The students scrambled to the changing rooms….

Well, almost all of them.

"Ren! Why can't I fire into the air like he can?!"

Oh look. It's Nora.

"Nora, you have a grenade launcher. Firing it would cause more damage than his revolver."

And there's Ren.

"Why must you kill my fun, fun-killer?!"

Put them together and what do you get?

"Well, excuse me for throwing in some common sense into our hectic lives."

Renora….

Or Flower Power….

Or whatever it was called in the RWBY fandom….

I like to stick with Renora.

I watched as Ren sighed and began tying up his sleeping bag as Nora chattered away about what she would say in the show and all. Didn't really bother paying much attention, as I had other matters to attend to.

I turned my head and- yup, Neo had already up and left.

She was probably in one of three places.

Changing rooms.

Cafeteria (for breakfast).

Weapons locker room.

In any case, I needed to be ready.

I had thought for nearly half an hour last night before finally deciding to just up and confront Neo. I couldn't go and just leave her to her own devices.

I then had to come up with a legitimate plan as to dealing with the ice cream girl. Anything could happen when I talked to her. It could go well. It could go south. It could probably go both ways…somehow.

Before having dozed off last night, I managed to come up with a plan that was incredibly risky and would result in a dangerous arrangement, but it just might work.

Only one way to find out, though.

I dialed Vert's number.

"Hello?"

"Vert? You mind letting me borrow something of yours?"


(30 minutes later)

Alright, that takes care of that.

I'm just gonna rule out Neo being in the changing rooms because she's more than likely not there anymore…and I wasn't about to go in there and check. Last thing I need is angry teenage girls on my ass.

And Neo wasn't in the cafeteria, which meant she had to be in the weapons locker room.

I was already making my way there when I ran into a few people.

"Amber? Winter? Coco? What're you three doing here?"

I could also make out Velvet in the back, but…she was keeping her distance, giving me a look of pity.

The hell's that about?

Coco crossed her arms. "So, champ. Wanna give us some details about an apparent outing you had?"

"…I beg your pardon?"

Coco moved one of her arms to move her shades down. "Well, a certain little bunny heard from a certain archer that you 'had fun' with some 'ice cream girl'. Care to spill the beans?"

…Vert, you will pay someday for corrupting my daughter.

"And you'd like to know because?

"What? A girl can't keep track of the competition?"

"You need to stop coming after me, period."

"Make me."

"…" Shit, I didn't think she'd say that of all things.

I sighed and turned to Amber and Winter. "And you two?"

Winter spoke first. "Well, if I am to command the detail, I must ensure that all within are acting professional and not performing lewd acts while on duty."

"But I won't! And besides, this was before the semester started!"

They gave me blank stares.

"…N-Not that I'm admitting it happened, c-cause it didn't."

Nailed it.

Winter narrowed her eyes. "Even so, it's not like I'll be able to have my eye on you at all times. For all I know, you could do something scandalous without anyone knowing."

"I'll have you know that I can be a professional and responsible person!"

The third of the group spoke. "Didn't you buy your seven-year-old daughter a Taser?"

Damn it, Amber.

Velvet gave me a look in the background. Guess she still might be a little sore about that.

"I…well, you see…."

You know what? Screw this.

"Actually, I don't really have time to talk right now."

Coco put on a look of mock hurt. "Oh my. Don't have time for the women in your life."

"I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response."

I make to move around them, but Coco steps in the way.

"Seriously, I'm kinda busy at the moment."

She smirked. "Try to get by me."

I turned invisible.

Coco looked surprised. "What the-?"

I stepped back, crouched down, and leaped with enough force to sail over their heads by…I don't know, three? Maybe five feet? Can't tell, really.

I landed a few feet behind them, turned visible, and whistled to gain their attention.

I dusted my job attire and tipped my hat towards a gawking Coco, an unamused Winter, and a snickering Amber.

"I'll talk to you all later then."

Not bothering to see their responses, I turned and walked to where the weapon locker rooms were, passing Velvet.

"Hey, Velvet."

"Hello," she smiled.

Well, at least she doesn't give me crap about anything.

"Still upset you bought my sister a Taser, by the way."

"…You're not letting that go, are you?"

"Nope."

Goddamn it!

As if I don't have enough people on my back about one thing or another!

I sighed. "Right, well…later then."

Waving my hand to them, I began to move….

But then stopped.

Now that I think about it-.

"Hey Amber?" I called back.

Said woman turned to me.

"Can I talk to you for a sec?"

I looked at the other girls. "Privately?"

Velvet nodded and said her goodbyes, Coco muttered something about Amber being lucky, and Winter…she hesitated, but nodded and walked away.

Amber walked to me and raised an eyebrow.

"What is it?

I sighed. "Well…I need to run something by you."


(Weapons locker room; sometime later)

Huh…this place is bigger than I thought it'd be.

Then again, considering the ridiculously high number Jaune gets for his weapon locker, I suppose this should've been expected.

I combed the aisles of lockers for Neo.

Let's see. There's Ren and Nora doing their thing. Ruby and Yang. Weiss approaching Pyrrha. Jaune just entering and complaining about how his locker number shouldn't be so high or whatever.

Aaaaaaaaaannnd….

There you are.

Neo (in disguise) was currently inspecting her umbrella, which was apparently a different color right now. Made sense, despite the fact it was still an umbrella. Then again, Neo seems like the type of person to be only known to the criminal underworld rather than law enforcement.

I walked towards her.

"Ahem."

She looked up…and gave me a sultry smirk.

WHY HELLO THERE~.

How does she sound so seductive without making a sound?

"Hello."

Neo crossed her legs.

Don't stare at her legs, Colt. Don't stare at her creamy legs.

WHAT BRINGS A HOT STUD LIKE YOU TO LITTLE OLD ME?

I cleared my throat. "Well, I was hoping to have a private conversation about your eyes."

She didn't react like I hoped she would. Instead, her smirk widened.

OH? GONNA COMPLIMENT ME ON MY EYES?

I looked around to make sure no one was listening.

"Not really. Not that your eyes ain't pretty or nothing, but I was gonna say how odd I found it that your eyes changed color yesterday."

Her smirk almost became a grin.

NOTICE THAT, DID YOU?

"Pretty much, yeah. One eye, pink. The other brown."

I tilted my head. "It's funny, really. I remember meeting this cute, short woman who had those same colored eyes."

Her face beamed when I said that. When her eyes opened, they were pink and brown.

I tilted my head. "Just out of curiosity, did you mean to let me know it was you, Neo?

She gave a halfhearted shrug.

MAYBE I DID. MAYBE I DIDN'T.

I rolled my eyes. "Right, well…you gonna tell me why you're here? Because I seriously doubt you're here to be a Huntress. Not to mention you're too old to be a first year."

She gave me a mock offended look.

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO COMMENT ABOUT A GIRL'S AGE?

"I'm not saying anything negative. Just that you've got one of those faces that makes you look younger than you actually are."

She leaned forward, smirking at me.

SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY FACE?

"I think me calling you cute earlier would answer that question."

Her smirk widened.

SO NOW I'M CUTE, HUH?

"I'd be stupid to think otherwise."

She now had a full grin.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I LIKE YOU!

"…R-Right. Well, um-."

I cleared my throat, ignoring the warmth in my cheeks.

"So, why are you here, Neo?"

She shrugged.

"You're seriously not gonna say anything?"

TAKE A GUESS.

She held that up with a smirk, probably thinking that I wouldn't be able to actually guess.

Fuck it.

"Cinder sent you, didn't she?"

That brought a look of surprise on Neo's face….

Which was instantly replaced by innocence.

WHO'S CINDER?

Yeah, no.

"Neo, I know you work for Cinder…well, you work for Torchwick, who in turn works for Cinder."

Neo kept that innocent look.

ISN'T TORCHWICK A CRIMINAL? WHY WOULD I ASSOCIATE WITH HIM?

…Alright then.

"Emerald Sustrai."

She frowned.

"Mercury Black."

Her frown deepened.

"These two, Cinder, and yourself were meant to infiltrate Beacon sometime in the second semester to enact an evil scheme during the Vytal Festival. Because of me however, that plan's thrown down the drain. The only reason you're here is because they don't know about you."

She scowled.

"Well, guess what? I know."

And so does Ozpin, but let's not bring that up just yet.

I stared into her eyes. "So cut the bullshit and be real with me, alright?"

YOU REALIZE PISSING OFF CINDER WAS A MISTAKE, RIGHT?

I sighed. "Don't remind me."

I'm still not over what happened because of it.

"But I'm just trying to do what's right."

She frowned.

WELL "DOING WHAT'S RIGHT" MADE YOU A LOT OF ENEMIES.

"Yeah, I know. Cinder, Emerald, Mercury, Reptile, maybe Adam if I somehow pissed him off as well. I guess Roman counts too since I tried to capture him a while ago. And let's not forget Salem."

…Wow, I really screwed myself over, huh?

SALEM?

She had a confused look on her face.

I blinked…then chuckled.

"Right, guess Cinder kept that part to herself, huh?"

It's obvious she did. Sure, Roman said that the people he worked with were very powerful, but who's to say Salem was one he knew of?

Neo narrowed her eyes at me.

WHO IS SHE?

I took about five to seven seconds debating whether to tell her or not….

Eh, I've gone this far, haven't I?

"Well Neo, turns out even Cinder has a boss. Goes by the name of Salem. She's basically the Queen of the Grimm. At least, that's what I'm assuming."

I'm only assuming because of her appearance. Deathly pale skin, glowing red eyes with purple veins pouring out. And to be honest, that place she was located in just screamed "Grimm". I don't care if it was shown briefly at the end of Volume 3.

Neo gave me a disbelieving look.

QUEEN OF THE GRIMM?

I shrugged. "Again, I'm assuming."

I'm willing to bet on it, though.

"You don't have to believe that part, if I'm being honest. Just the part that Cinder has a boss of her own is enough."

THAT'S ASSUMING I BELIEVE YOU TO BEGIN WITH.

"…True."

We both stared at each other.

"Roman dies, you know."

Neo blinked.

WHAT?

"His plan of 'if you can't beat them, join them' isn't gonna work out like he hopes. All it'll lead to is the inside of a Grimm's belly."

She narrowed her eyes at me.

"A Gryphon's to be exact. And a large one at that."

Worst way for a villain to go, really. He should've at least had a more meaningful death, at least.

WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR BEING SPECIFIC.

I let out a small chuckle.

"Yeah, I figured you wouldn't believe me."

She raised an eyebrow.

"Look, I pretty much know what she intends for Beacon and Vale. And I know a part of that involves you."

She frowned.

"Let me guess: she wants you to bug the CCT, right?"

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME TO TRUST YOU? IF SO, YOU'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB.

I shrugged. "Not my fault I know so much."

Well technically, it is. I just had to be a fan of the show, huh?

OKAY, SO YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE. NOW WHAT?

She looked ready to jump into action….

"Look, I don't wanna fight you. I'm not even sure if it would turn out in my favor."

I sighed. "But…I can't let you just roam among the students. And I certainly can't let you bug the CCT."

YOU REALIZE YOU'D HAVE TO FIGHT ME THEN, RIGHT?

"…I've got a better idea."

She waited for me to continue.

"You know what a double agent is, right?"

She frowned at me.

"Look, whether you believe me or not, this is not gonna end well for you or Roman. He's gonna die, and you'll lose your partner in crime. And I'm pretty sure you don't want that to happen."

She looked at her feet.

"However…if you and Roman act as double agents, you can increase your chances of survival. And maybe, just maybe, you'll see which side is the better option for you both in terms of staying alive."

THIS IS ASSUMING I BELIEVE YOU.

"…Pretty much, yeah."

I crossed my arms. "If I actually have to run you out of here somehow, then I will. But I'd prefer to have you as an ally. Hell, maybe even as a friend, but that's just wishful thinking on my part."

YOU CAN'T EXACTLY PROVE THAT I'M A CRIMINAL, YOU KNOW. CHASING ME OUT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK BAD.

"If it means making sure that Cinder doesn't get her way, then I'll happily take the bad rep."

The seriousness in my eyes and statement must've been something, because she actually looked worried for a bit.

She looked to the ground in thought.

She raised her whiteboard.

AND IF I WERE TO KILL YOU HERE AND NOW?

I tensed up when she showed me that.

…Yeah. That was certainly an option for her.

"You really think you could get away with that?"

I HAVE MY WAYS.

"Yeah? Well, I told Ozpin about you before talking to you."

Her frown returned.

"So if I die, he's gonna know it was you."

HE WON'T BE ABLE TO PROVE IT.

I decided to throw Neo's words back at her.

"He has his ways."

I paused.

"…Not to mention cameras everywhere, so yeah."

Now she scowled.

"Look, if you agree to this, you'll still be here, and Cinder will be none the wiser."

DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT YOU DON'T WANT ME AMONG THE STUDENTS?

"I did…which is why I've got another option for you."

She raised an eyebrow.

I grinned. "How'd you like to be a part of Beacon security?"

She deadpanned.

WHAT?

"Now hear me out for a second, alright?"

She motioned for me to continue.

"So look, this works out for both of us if you think about it. You'll still be in Beacon, and I can keep an eye on you."

YOU REMEMBER I HAVE TO BUG THE CCT, RIGHT?

"…Well, how long do you have to do so?"

Considering Cinder did it on the night of the dance, she had waited for the right moment to sneak in and do her thing.

BEFORE THE VYTAL FESTIVAL.

Right. Made sense.

That would give us several months.

Which means….

"Well, you could just hand over the virus."

She deadpanned again.

"Yes, that's wishful thinking on my part, but I'm also being serious. I can hand over the virus to Atlas so they can study it and see how it could possibly get past all their security and whatnot. Then maybe they can figure out a way to make it look like the virus was planted, when in fact we're fooling Cinder."

I crossed my arms. "And considering you said until before the Vytal Festival, I'm sure it gives them more than enough time to fully study it."

And who knows? Maybe they can even see who developed the damn thing in the first place.

I mean, Cinder did say "our clever little friend".

Now, that could easily mean the virus, but…I feel that there's more to it than that.

Only way to find out is to have the virus analyzed.

Neo thought about it….

THIS STILL HINGES ON WHETHER I BELIEVE YOU OR NOT.

…Right.

HOWEVER.

Huh?

She smirked.

I MIGHT BE WILLING TO GO ALONG WITH THIS…PROVIDED YOU FUFILL A CONDITION.

Of course.

I sighed. "And that would be?"

FIND ME.

"…Wait, wha-?"

Neo moved her hand with incredible speed….

Had this happened three years ago, I'd have been knocked out.

But now?

I blocked Neo's strike and dragged her up, twisted her arm, and held it behind her as I slammed her against a locker.

Her eyes went wide in shock.

"You didn't know this a few weeks ago when we met at Junior's club, but in the three years since we first met-."

I leaned my head down to her ear to whisper. "I've gotten better."

I noticed her cheeks had a light tint of pink on them…it's probably because I'm practically whispering in her ear. A body's natural response, I'd guess. But what do I know?

While she was distracted, I pulled out a small item and attached it to the back of the collar of her blouse.

"So, I'm going to let you go…and you will not knock me out. Understand?"

She nodded, still shocked I was able to counter her.

"Good."

I let her go and stepped back.

She rubbed her wrist, but stared up at me with what looked like a mix of shock and awe.

"…What?"

She suddenly moved really fast.

"Oh shi-!"

I barely managed to bring my arms up to grab her, but only managed to grab her hips as she wrapped her arms around my neck.

My throat went dry.

Her hips were rather…shapely.

And I honestly wish I wasn't wearing the leather gloves right now. I'm sure her skin would've felt warm and soft and smooth and-.

DAMN IT! SNAP OUT OF IT!

She gave me a predatory grin that made me feel like a helpless rabbit at the moment.

She leaned forward made sure her lips were near my ear….

Then I heard the softest voice I've ever heard in my life.

"You…just became a lot. More. Interesting."

…I slowly became slackjawed.

"Did…did you just tal-?"

SMACK!

Unconsciousness.


(Neo POV)

I dusted my hands off as I stared down at an unconscious Colt.

He actually managed to counter me so easily.

It was…shocking and….

Exciting!

I grinned.

I think life's about to get a lot more interesting with him around.

And who knows? If he manages to find me…maybe I'll consider his offer….

No promises.

Roman and I need to survive this deal with Cinder, after all.

"Roman dies, you know."

Okay, maybe he freaked me out a little with knowing everything and saying that little bit of info.

Still, it's not like working with Colt would be better than working with Cinder.

At least with her, we won't end up in a jail cell in the end.

"Look, whether you believe me or not, this is not gonna end well for you or Roman."

…There's no way he could be right. That'd be crazy!

Wouldn't it?

The intercom blared to life.

"Would all first-year students please report to Beacon Cliff for initiation? Again, all first-year students report to Beacon Cliff immediately."

I frowned a bit.

It was time for me to go.

I looked back at the unconscious Colt.

"-I'd prefer to have you as an ally. Hell, maybe even as a friend-."

…Why not something more?

My eyes widened as I blushed.

W-What did I just think?!

I shook my head and looked back to Colt.

Alright.

I took out a sticky note and wrote a message on it, then placed it on his body.

With a smile, I blew the unconscious man a kiss before skipping off after the first-years.

I'll just…let the chips fall where they may.

Good luck, Colt!


(My POV)

A splash of water woke me up.

"TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY!"

Wait, what happened?

I shook my head and looked around, seeing Amber there with an empty bucket.

"Really? Wake me up with a bucket of water?"

"It worked, didn't it?"

…Fair enough.

I got to my feet, Amber helping me halfway, and looked around.

"Did the first-years already leave?"

Amber nodded, then pointed at my chest. "There's a note on you."

I looked down, took out the note, and read it.

FIND ME, THEN WE'LL TALK.

Well, I should've figured something like this would happen….

Oh wait. I did.

I pulled out my scroll and activated the new tracker app on it, tuned in to a tracking device I borrowed from Vert.

I activated the app and….

Bingo.

Neo was at the edge of the Emerald Forest. Probably at the cliff where she'd be launched at any moment.

Amber gave me a worried look. "Are you sure about this?"

"Of course not. I'm making this up as I go along."

She deadpanned at me.

"Look, getting her, and by extension Roman, on our side will be worth it. And you won't be at risk…maybe."

"Maybe," she deadpanned.

I had informed her earlier about Neo infiltrating the school and what I planned to do, seeing as this whole thing concerned her.

I mean, what if Cinder ordered Neo to capture Amber? Or worse (and unlikely), kill her?

Sure, Neo being on the security detail would allow her to do either of those things, but if I convinced her to switch sides…then maybe this could all work out after all.

"Hey, I could've just run Neo out somehow. That was an option I gave you."

"I know," she said with an eye roll.

"Then why'd you agree to my half-baked plan?"

"…Because I trust you."

Wow. I, uh…I don't know what to say.

She smirked. "Did I just make you speechless?"

I felt my cheeks warm. "Er, well I um…."

She laughed.

I shook my head. "Right, well…I need to go deal with Neo."

She gave me a hug, which made me freeze.

"Good luck," she said.

She let go and stepped back.

"Colt?"

"Colt!"

"W-What?"

I snapped out of it to find Amber staring at me.

"Oh right, um…wish me luck."

"I just did."

"…Oh yeah."

She rolled her eyes with a smirk and made a "get going" gesture.

I tipped my hat to her and moved.

Time to hunt down Neo.


A/N: So yeah…Neo has me hunting her down. Little does she realize that I planted a tracking device on her…after countering her like a badass!

Fuck yeah!

Oh, and I had her actually talk…my defense is that Neo has a voice actress in the show, so she has to say something eventually, right? Besides, I kinda think she can talk but doesn't just to be more intimidating…and trolling to everyone around her.

Winter, Amber and Coco thought they could pry information about my lap dance from Neo…as if.

And no, Amber doesn't know that Neo is the "ice cream lady"…yet.

If my plan works, then certain people, the ladies included, will know…and may or may not give me crap about it later….

Fuck.

Anyway…it's time for a special omake. And since I reached 1000 followers….

Fuck it. I'll pander to the readers (some anyway) and allow this omake to feature something everyone keeps suggesting and I keep denying.


Omake: The Morning After The Dance

I groaned a bit as I woke up in my bed.

Damn it, I should've known someone would've spiked the punch at the dance.

I'm blaming Yang until proven otherwise….

Nah. It was her. Most definitely. And I'm not being biased in that assumption.

I made to get up…only to feel several weights on me.

One on my midsection.

One on my left arm, and one on my right.

One on my left leg, and one on my right.

The hell?

I tried to move…only for those "weights" to suddenly start moving themselves.

The blanket moved…and my mind went blank.

Neo was currently lying naked on my torso, letting out a silent yawn.

A naked Winter was holding my left arm, her deliciously large breasts pressing against it.

A naked Amber was holding my right arm, so attached to it that she may as well have been a part of me.

A naked Coco was currently on my left leg, her hand dangerously close to my manhood.

A naked Velvet was on my right leg, looking away shyly with a massive blush on her cheeks.

Neo smirked at me.

LAST NIGHT WAS FUN.

My face grew pale.

Winter smiled sweetly. "Indeed. You were most impressive."

My face adopted a look of horror.

Coco licked her lips. "And who'd thought you tasted so good? Right, Velvet?"

Velvet remained silent, her blush growing by the minute.

Oh god.

Amber sighed happily. "I honestly haven't felt this happy in my whole life. Even makes being the Fall Maiden more bearable."

We didn't…t-there's no way!

I gulped. "U-Um…did we…we didn't do…what I think we did…r-right?"

The five women looked at each other…then back at me.

"That depends," Coco said. "What do you think happened?"

"W-Well…it looks like we-."

"Had sexual intercourse?" Winter finished.

I nodded shakily.

Velvet finally said something. "We…w-we did."

Neo let out a grin.

AND FOR A GUY WHO HASN'T HAD SEX BEFORE, YOU CERTAINLY KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

Well, reading M-rated fics that contain smut and accidently watching a porno when I was younger will do that to-.

NO!

"You certainly proved to be a stud last night," Coco commented. "Guess that's why you're named Colt, huh handsome?"

I almost wanted to faint…but I needed to know something.

"Um…I used a condom…right?"

The girls looked at each other…then back to me.

They shook their heads "no".

I paled to the point that Salem would be jealous.

"Were…w-were you girls on the pill?"

They looked at each other…then back to me.

Their sheepish looks did not reassure me.

"T-Then…y-you're…I-."

Winter grabbed me and gently placed my head against her large bust.

"Worry not, Colt. You'll make a wonderful father!"

"Yeah!" Amber assured. "You did so well with Violet!"

Coco rubbed her chin. "Not exactly how I planned to wear you down…but it'll do."

Velvet stuttered. "A-And I suppose I wasn't as a-against this as I f-first thought."

Neo licked her lips.

AND BEST OF ALL….

All of them, even Neo, spoke at the same time.

"We'll be faithfully yours…forever."

I fainted on the spot.


Meanwhile, Ozpin and Violet were listening in from the other side of the door.

"Mission accomplished," Ozpin stated.

"Yay!" Violet cheered. "I have five mommies!"

"And some brothers and sisters in the future."

Violet went wide-eyed. "Really?!"

She paused. "Wait, where do babies come from?"

"…Your father and mothers will tell you when you're older."

"Phooey…."

"In any case, our task is complete."

Violet frowned. "But did we really have to put that stuff in the punch bowl? Didn't the other students drink from the same one?


Meanwhile, Jaune Arc woke up naked in his bed with a naked RWBY, Pyrrha, and…Penny?

"SAL-U-TATIONS!" Penny greeted. "Last night was a stimulating learning experience!"

"Yeah," Yang purred. "Who knew Vomit Boy had it in him?"

Weiss glared. "This stays between us. None of you will ever speak of this again!"

"Definitely," Blake said, a little embarrassed but happy she got to fulfill a scene from her smu- CREATIVE LITERATURE!

Ruby stuttered with a blush. "I-I never thought it would feel so g-good."

Pyrrha just hugged Jaune with a smile. "Just know that Jaune is mine."

She turned to the other girls with a "smile". "And if any of you try to take him from me, you'll find your careers as Huntresses ended quite early!"

RWBY paled and nodded rapidly, while Penny stared off in a random direction, mentally going over what she learned about sexual intercourse.

Nora sat up from Ren's bed with a growl.

"QUIET! I'm trying to service Renny here!"

"Nora, I still don't think pancake syrup should go down there."

"But this way it tastes a thousand times better!"


Ozpin thought about what Violet said.

"Eh. Collateral damage."

Violet nodded. "Makes sense."

In agreement, the shipmaster and his young apprentice set off on another shipping adventure.


A/N: …I actually had fun writing this omake, to be honest.

Violet: Does that mean I'll get five mommies in canon?

NO!

Violet: Aw~.

It was only enjoyable to write because it was an omake. As in: Nothing. Serious.

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