Link goes ro Hagwotres Chaptper 4: a new chapter and stuff.

Dismailcler: I don't own harry potter and stuff, nor do I own the zegend of lelda and stuff, nor do I own harry potter or the legend of zelda. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I DON'T OWN THESE THINGS?! THAT I MAKE $0 FROM PUTTING THEM ONLINE! YOU SHALL RUE YOUR DERPITY IN THINKING THAT YOU FOOLISH idiots!

also, to everyone who favved and reveiwed and succsribed thank you you all awesome smart geniuses who aprecitate good litarature, nad everyone who reeds this is 2!

now it is time the chapter 4 cums! It is cumming along fantastically I just have to write it, but when you read this it will have came because it will be written by then but not now as I am writing it but as you're reading it it will have already been written because you wouldn't be able to read it otherwise.

And now they was in history class and professor trashbin was floating around being boring. So boring that link was sleeping. Suddenly link woke up so he wasn't sleeping anymore. Link had gotten sick of profefsore trashbin being boring so link pulled out a windy uppy thingy and declared a crazy plan.

"I hope this works," link declared crazy plannily because that's what you declare when you're about to do a crazy plan. And then he stuckk the windy uppy thingy on proffesore trashbins back and wound it up windily and professsory trashbin stopped being boring and was filled with immense engery and he bounced around the room like daffy duck which I don't own.

"SOTHEREWASALLTHESEGOBLINSWHATFIFTYYEARSAGODECIDEDTOREBELWITHREBELLIONBECAUSETHEMINISTRYLIKESTOEXNSLAVEOTHEREPEOPLESESANDISRACISTSOTHEGOBLINSREBELLEDANDTRIEDTOKILLTHEMINISTRYANDTHATWASTHEGOBLINREBELLIONS!" professor trashbin said really fast because he was energeticallized. But then he passed out and had to be winged with a hospital even though he's a ghast who can't die becuase he's a ready dead.

And then there was also Astrology. I don't know if I can make astronomy interesting but I'll try so Link and the other stupidents whent to astorolsty at night, and they used their wizard telescopes to teleport to space and dance with the stars like kaley cuoco. But kaley cuoco was kind of a bitch so link told her so by saying "Kaley cuoco, you are kind of a bitch," and kaley cuoco said "How dare you?! I shall now kikc every male man in the balls," said kaley cuoco and ran of to do that but she was a star and couldn't get out of the sky so no she didn't. (AN: I don't own kaley cuoco.)

and then they all went to bed and woke up the next day. And there was a kwidditch game where harry was playing qwiddtch against the slitherings. Professor squirrel was magicking harry's broom crappy, and snape was trying to decrappificate it, so link got mad and leapt into the sky with the force of a thousand leaps and shouted like mad, "PROFESSOR SQUIRREL, YOU HAVE BETRAYED YOUR INNER SOUL BY WROSHPING VOLDEMORT WHO IN YOUR NOGGIN TURBINE, AND SHALL BE DESTROYYYYYYEEDDDD!" and link sent forth a giant HINOTAMA(japanese for fireball because all gratuitious japanese for no raisin and sutff is fun!) that burnt professor squirrel to a crisp. Unfortunely professor squirrel's had cast clone last week in case he died and he come back in his secret office so the plot would go on. But he did have to be winged with a hospital just in case.

And then was broom driving class. Modern pooch told them to up their brooms.

"UP!" everyone shouted to their brooms like mad. The brooms didn't listen except for the ones that did and the ones that did flew into their hands but not the ones that didn't listen because the brooms that didn't listen just laid there on the ground like the lazy ass brooms they were.

"Now everone, you have to push off the ground with your fight root, if you push off the ground with your left foot..." naturally link stopped listening when he realized these were the rules and instructions of the false lie world, and he didn't need to listen to them beccause he was the truest soul, and only people who weren't the truest soul had to follow the rules and intsutroins of the false lie world, because their souls had awakened to the truth of the truest soul that walks around truthing in every soul but only when it's awake, so it has to be awakened an then you can do anything like link because he's the truest soul, but only if you become the truest soul too. Suddenly a helicopter flew over hogwarts, but then it realized it had something important to do so it left because it's a muggle contraception.

I fell like im out of classes so but it was x mas holly days now so they were looking for inromfation on nickelodeon flannel, the inventor of the philiosphorous stone. "I HAVE FOUND IT, NICKELODEON FLANNEL WAS SOME GUY WHO MADE HIMSELF IMROTEL BY INVENTEING THE PHOSPHOROUS STONE! DUMBELLDOOR IS HIS BESTEST BEST FRIEND!" Link shouted, drawing madam pinch the librain to him who tried to come over and pinch him for shouting, but her hand broke on link's invisible truest soul forcefield and she had to be winged with a hospital. Link felt badguilty for a second, but ultimately had to remind himself that it was her own fault for trying to punch him because it was.

Then link came all the way to gryffindeor tower and went in his bed.