Link goes the Hogwarts chachachapoopter 5, the sixth chapter!1111111
This is chapter 5, the fifth chapter of link goes to hogwarts. It is not chapter 4, nor is it chapter 6. chapter 3 is right out. Nay, it is chapter five. The fifth chapter in sequins.
Discalimari: I am not Jak Rowling.
The stupidents were in magical ballet class(AN I AM THE AUTHOR OF THIS FANFIC AND CAN MAKE UP CLASSES IF I RUN OUT IF I WANT TO DAMN IT!), and wearing magical tutus. But link didn't feel like wearing a tutu so he didn't but then he decided to be femlink for the class so he did, but then he decided not to wear a tutu but still be femlink for the class because he can does that using his truest soul powers. The students all danced magic ballet, which is different from muggle ballet because it's done whilst flying on broomsticcks, and it's kind of hard to dance ballet whilst flying on a broomstick, but they did it anyway. Madam cooch gave them all eleventy billions to each of their hosues, sort of making it not matter.
MEANWHILE, JUST OUTSIDE THE CLASSROOM IN THE HALL:
Udmelborskador walked into the magical ballet classroom.
"Pardon me for my rudeness, but we don't have a bloody fucking magical ballet class, that is quite silly!" Udmelborskador said.
"Oh that's right, I forgot" said modern pooch and everyone stopped dancing ballet. And then through the wall burst an anvil monster with sledgehammers, sledgehammering everything in sight.
"Oh crap, it's an anvil monster with sledgehammers, sledgehammering everything in sight!" cowered everyone fearfully with fear. The anvil monster slammed a sledgehammer into some student, but luckily Udmelborskador had protegoed the kid. And then link was in no mood for such ludricrous stupidity! Link pulled out his megaton hammer and hurricained attack with it, smashing the sledgehammers to bits. And then link jumped on the anvil part of the anvil monster and brought the hammer down (GET IT?! I AM THE FUNIEST AUTHOR EVAR!) upon the anvil, BANG! BANG BANG! BANG! The anvil was split down the middle with cracks and cracked apart and fell apart dead. The anvil monster was dead now, link had saved everyone in the class who all clapped and cheered link for being awesome!
MEANWHILE, LATER THAT DAY AT DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS CLASS!
Hermonninny raised her hand, "Professor quirell, how are alive, we all saw you die at the quidditch game."
everyone else nodded helpfully, including link because he was the truest soul.
"Now stupidents, you shouldn't believe everything you see at a quidditch game," Said profeesor Squirrel, wagging his finger at them.
Suddenly Minister Fuge burst into the room with a billion aurors. "Professor squirrel, you're under arrest for broomstick cursing in front of everyone, and being possessed by Lord Dolvemfort!"
And then Dumbledore came too. "Doofenschmort, your reign of terror ends today, OR MY NAME ISN'T UDMELBORSKADOR DUMBLYDOOR BUMBLEROAR DUMBLEDORE. AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THAT IS MY NAME! or was it Abunch presival Wuffric? Hmm... I can't seem to remember." and then udmelborskador hit dolvemfort with a cane seven times.
And then professor squirrelMORT ran away with the speed of a thousand runs.
"AFTER HIM!" fUDGE Shouted like mad!
"I HAVE CRABS IN MY SOCKS!" Whispered Dumbledore
Professor ran all through the halls with the speed of a thousand runnings, and then he got on a nimbius 2001 and started flying with the speed of two thousand flyings (GET IT?! IT IS NOT A PUN BUT SOME SORT OF NUMBERS JOKE! ROFLMAOO I AM HILARITY.) The aurors all got on their broomsticcks and started flying after him, and then professor squirell flew under a stone arch which exploded for no apparent reason, this confused the aurors, but they realized their was no time to worry about exploding stone arches that Prolly have something to do with a certain pollerghast.
Professor squirell flew into a door, and the door closed behind him, then the aurors flew threw the same door just as professor squirell flew out of one on the opposite side of the hallway, professor squirell flew into a different door, and the aurors flew out of that door a second later as harry potter flew out of a completely different door as he was being chased by a naked dumbledore wearing a bathrobe. Then another door opened and the billion aurorors flew out being chased by squirellmort.
And then link came and laughed at the silly classic cartoon gag that is technically a cliché but is classic because its still hilarious to this day and forevermore as hermione chased an elephant in a pink wizard robe and blue wizard's hat out of another door, and hermione was wearing a black leather shirt that showed off her boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think she's a slut but she's really not, she was just forced to wear eboby drakness demintia raven way's clothes as a dare.
But then the Scooby Doo Door gag that I don't own ended and Squirellmort came out and link played the song of time and turned to adult link form and stabbed Squirellmort with the master sword, killing him instantly, and the master sword's anti evil powers reverbated through voldemort and blew up all his horthcucks, killing voldemort once and fur all period end of story until the sequail that I may or may not write I don't know yet. Thank you, and have a pleasant night and a good tomorrow have.
The end.
Auhtor's note: I'll probably write an epic log for this story like I did for ocarina of awesomeness but that one had three...
