"Mr. Potter. Detention for 2 months! You injured Mr. Black by punching him in the stomach. And don't lie, your knuckles are bruised." Professor McGonagall said. She was mad.

"Professor, he was mouthing off to me. I couldn't handle it. He bruised Lily's eye and broke her nose. Madam Pomfrey fixed her nose. Because he punched her, too." I lied a little. Lily looked at me but didnt say anything.

"I will have a talk with Mr. Black then, too." Professor said and wheeled around on her heel.

"Mr. Black, to my office immediately. You too, Mr. Potter. Miss Evans, you are a stand-by."

Sirius was quite panic-striken at first, then realized I was in trouble, too. Then he smirked.

Professor McGonagall walked up to her door. "Watson McGonagall." She said stiffly.

"Professor, may I ask who Watson is?" Lily asked. Professor McGonagall tensed up. "He was my husband, but he left me for a Muggle lady around 15 years ago." She said, standing in the doorway. She was as stiff as a board.

"Oh. I'm sorry for asking.." Lily frowned. "It's okay, Miss Evans. You didnt expect that."

We walked inside the door into her office. "Have a seat." Since she is the Tranfiguration teacher, and she had no chairs, she transfigured three beaten up witch hats into chairs.

"Professor, that was incredible!" Lily gazed in awe. "Thank you, Miss Evans. I see someone appreciates my work."

As we took a seat, Professor McGonagall started to talk. "Mr. Black, I needed you as well because-"

"Because James hurt me? Yeah, I was made aware of that when it happened." Sirius laughed, then faked some stomach pain. Professor McGonagall noticed this.

"No. You're here because you injured Miss Evans. You 'punched her in the nose and brusied her eye'." Professor read off a note from Madam Pomfrey.

"What? No! When James hit me, I fell into Lily!" Sirius said, this time he was being dramatic.

"Then JAMES punched her! That's why his knuckles are bruised!!" Sirius yelled.

"First off, I would never hit a girl, especially not my girlfriend! Second, how would you know if my knuckles were bruised, unless you snooped or eavesdropped. And third, dont be such a liar!" I listed. I was livid. How could someone say such foul things??

"Mr. Black-"

"I am NO LIAR! I watched you punch her!" Sirius yelled, getting up from his seat.

"Mr. Black!-"

"Now, I'll just have to bruise your eye, like I brusied hers!" He yelled.

"MR. BLACK! You just admitted to punching her! And to lying! Detention for the rest of the school year!" Professor yelled lividly.

"BUT THATS THE NEXT 5 MONTHS!" Sirius cried, stomping his feet.

"Mr. Potter's now off the hook. Now I have to go help Professor Sprout get Lucius Malfoys head unstuck from a Venus Flytrap." Professor said, as she glided out of the room and dragged Sirius with him.

"Malfoy managed to get his head stuck in a Flytrap? What did he do, back-talk to it?" I laughed as I grabbed Lily's hand.

Lily chuckled. She grabbed my hand.

"Let's go find Remus."