Here is Chapter 5 of Deadpool Breaks the Internet! Enjoy. It's Fortnite so he can wreck it, because it sucks. Enjoy!

"What the hell is 'Fortnite?'"

A sweaty, salty copycat game filled with 9 year olds so cussy, sweaty and salty they're made of seawater.

"Oh. I see. So it's a video game?"

I just said that but yeah. Now, my beautiful stolen creation, go forth and wreak havoc on the nine year olds.

Deadpool saluted and said, "Yes, sir!"

He vanished from Google and reappeared in a simple valley... except it was filled with broken, abandoned buildings and it was starting to rain virgins.

Deadpool looked around in disgust and said, "This sucks. Let's ruin some virgins' lives."

He whipped out the Ace of Spades and took cover in an abandoned restaurant. Fortunately, no one had seen him.

He waited for a moment before peeking out over the counter he was hiding behind and saw a box with a plus sign on it. "Perfect," he said, and grinned.

Moments later, a person dressed as a giant, pink bear walked in carrying a shotgun and saw the box. Before they could open it, however, Deadpool shot him in the head with the Ace. "Nice! Headshot!" he whispered to himself.

About 20 minutes later, 75% of the players were dead and wondering why no one had acquired any points. The infamous YouTuber Ninja, who was usually the winner by now, corralled the remaining players together. He spoke up, "Has anyone gotten a kill yet?"

No one responded. This confirmed Ninja's suspicions of either a hacker or a new champion so good, he had wiped out three quarters of the players before anyone else could get a kill. He spoke again, "Ok, listen up. Look around for anyone who may be hiding, or not here. I'm sending you all a list of the usernames of people left alive. If you see anyone not on the list, let me know where they then immediately try to kill them. I'm giving a reward to anyone to kills them. Got it?"

Everyone murmured with excitement and broke off into either small groups or solo runners to find this mysterious pro.

Meanwhile, in a tree not far away, the pro in question laughed. "They think they can kill me? I'm the main character! Let's see how well they do against me and the Ace of Spades..."

10 minutes after Ninja had sent everyone off, the list of living players had been slowly diminishing. No one had reported to him, but only 14 out of the 24 people he sent out remained. He wondered why everyone was dying when he heard a crackle from one of his teammates, "Ninja! I see him! His name's 'Deadpool,' and he's wearing a red and black leather suit. He's holding a black hand gun with white stripes and a white ace on the handle and barrel. I think he's... oh, God, he's looking at me! Ninja, he's in the abandoned tower, top floor! Come kill him, before-"

His audio cut out after a short scream and a gunshot. The radio crackled again and a new voice spoke from it, "Whaddup, nerd? I'm coming for you, too, after I finish killing all of your cronies. Be prepared to pee yourself!" A crunch and a crackle was heard, then the radio went dead.

Ninja was starting to panic, despite this being just a retarded game. He called into his radio, "Everyone report back to base! He's coming for us, and I want us to be ready."

Several people confirmed, but after checking the list again, Ninja found only 9 people alive, and himself. He was worried that someone would finally steal his record...

Meanwhile, Deadpool heard what was going on and prepared himself for battle (AKA a brutal slaughter). He checked the Ace of Spades, pulled out the Riskrunner, and readied his Tractor Cannon with a full cassette (I know they're not actually cassettes but that's what they remind me of. Also, I know you can't use more than one exotic weapon, but he's DEADPOOL).

He snuck around until he was within sight of the base of Ninja and his cronies, seeing them crowded around a fortification made of brick and wood. He smiled to himself and fired a shot from the Ace at one of the walls.

He heard whispered voices frantically shushing and someone came out from the other side of the building. He looked around in the general direction of where Deadpool was hiding before being shot in the face with the Ace and vanishing.

Deadpool called out, "Anyone else want to mess with me? Anyone? Come on out!"

He heard Ninja say, "That's him! hurry, get him!"

Deadpool smirked, relishing the thought of what he was about to do.

The wall he was facing exploded, and everyone left inside burst out, running and shooting in every direction... except where Deadpool was. He switched to the Riskrunner and mowed down everyone, taking care not to kill Ninja. He did, however, hit him a few times to weaken him.

After everyone was dead, he looked at Ninja with disgust. He sauntered over to him, looked him in the eye, and said, "How does it feel to have your victory torn from your hands, bitch?"

Ninja couldn't understand why Deadpool was so intent on killing him. Wasn't this just a game?

Deadpool chuckled to himself and took aim at Ninja's head with the Ace of Spades. "It isn't just a game. It's a central hub for cussy nine year olds and losers like you to waste their time on a retarded game with no originality. It ruins everything it touches, and it's a stain on humanity."

Deadpool pulled the trigger and dusted off his hands. "Another day, another God-awful world destroyed. Now, Mr. Narrator slash writer, get me outta here with a hot beverage!"

I give him a Hot Chocolate through the Power of Writing. He took a sip and said, "Beautiful."

He reappeared in the Google homepage where the words, "Littlest Pet Shop, Alien, or Destiny 2?" He turns to look at you, the reader, and says, "Well? Which one, guys? Comment or no more chapters! I mean it this time!"