So, bot the year and this story are almost done. I'm trying to do at least one chapter a month for each of my stories that sill continue (This one, Venom's Hero Academia, and Destiny 2: Eddie's story. Also, I request that you use clean language in your reviews of my stories, as they are visible to everyone.
Also, I finished my finals and got pretty good grades in everything, so I'm free to write and game for about 3 weeks before school starts again. Also, yes I noticed I made a mistake in the "Don't expect" message in the last chapter. I was stressed, ok?
Anyway, here's Chapter 8 of Deadpool causing mass chaos and mayhem.
"Wait, you're discontinuing me? Like all your other stories?"
No, just putting you aside while I focus on my other two stories. I need more time to properly update, and the reviews have been helpful but not exactly praise. So, you're taking a minor break. Not permanently, though.
"Ugh, fiiiiine, but this better be a good place."
It is. I'm sending you into Destiny 2, a game of wonder, cosmic powers, aliens, and death. Go prevent Cayde-6 from dying. You'll know him when ya see him.
"Ok, then, bitch."
One.
Deadpool was teleported to a strange land, with a purple sky and rocky terrain. About a mile in front of him was a massive structure, with an electric fence surrounding it and smoke coming from it.
Deadpool knew this was gonna be crazy.
He rushed in, and saw wreckage as far as the eye could see. There were all sorts of strange aliens rushing about, killing each other and trying to escape an unstoppable humanoid figure, which was shooting everything that moved and making its way to the heart of the prison (he assumed it was a prison, judging from the rows and rows of busted containment cells. Either that or it was a freaky summer camp.) Deadpool heard a voice calling, "Cayde! CAYDE! Where is he?"
Deadpool knew that this must be an ally, if he was looking for Cayde to help him. Deadpool whipped out the Ace of Spades... no, that would cause a paradox. He pulled Thorn... no, paradox. He pulled out Crimson... that works. He pulled it out and charged after the humanoid figure, screaming, "AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH!"
He charged through, shooting any leftover aliens from the previous charger, running as fast as he could until he reached a giant hole in the floor, where a robot riding a chunk of metal and waving the Ace of Spades fell through. Deadpool immediately knew that was Cayde. "Aight, here we go."
The humanoid, who hadn't noticed Deadpool, jumped at his speaking. A small drone flew out and said, "Who are YOU?"
Deadpool said, "Salvation, my little robot friend." He jumped down the hole, screaming, "yeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAW!"
He it the ground hard, being beating to a pulp but regenerating himself quickly. He searched around for Cayde until he came across a large clearing in the prison, with several four-armed aliens standing on ledges above. Cayde was on the ground, in a sort of arena, and several similar aliens were closing in on him. Deadpool remembered his task, and stepped down into the arena. "What's up, ya ugly bastards? Name's Deadpool. I'm here to kill him," he pointed to a blue skinned alien with black hair, standing in the shadows, "and all his cronies. Now, shall we begin?"
He whipped out Crimson in one hand and FILO in his other and started shooting madly. Due to the perks of each weapon, he never had to reload as long as he landed hits, so the massacre only lasted for so long before he made it up to the upper platforms where the big boys were. He took them out one by one with well-timed and placed shots to their eyes, then their foreheads. After killing the four-armed aliens, he stopped at the blue-skinned one. He said, "Well, well, well, Mr. Ugly Face, ready to meet your maker?"
The alien in question looked at him in confusion. "What do you want from me?" he asked.
Deadpool looked him in the eye and said, "Blood."
BANG!
The alien dropped to the floor, dead from a shot to his brain. Cayde picked himself up, dusted himself off, and said, "Wow, man, that was impressive. Gotta say, if you were a Guardian, I'd keep you on speed dial. What's your name?"
Deadpool turned to him ominously and said one word: "Salvation."
As he said the word, he was teleported to the Google home screen. He sees the words, "My Hero Academia, Moana, or Among Us?"
He turns to you, the reader, and says, "Well? Which one? VIF's pretty much given up the 'Vote or no chapters' threat so we're just gonna go with My Hero Academia if you don't vote."
