Due to a review from the amazing AbyssMouth (at the time of writing at least), Deadpool's heading to My Hero Academia. This takes place during the USJ facility attack. Let's see what happens.

"Whaddaya mean, 'USJ facility attack'?"

No explanation. Just do whatever you want this time.

"But... the rules?"

Only one rule: No swearing past the three word limit. Got it?

"Can I have four?"

No.

"Fine."

Deadpool does the usual teleportation to the new place: a domed arena style structure, with different biomes designed to simulate different disaster zones. Near what looked like the entrance, there was a group of kids and two adults, one of which had an astronaut suit on. The kids were all wearing costumes, like faux superpeople or something. Deapool was amused; maybe this was some sort of costume party.

However, he became on edge when a large, purple, misty portal appeared in the center of the arena, and out stepped several terrifying... people? Animals? Both? Regardless, Deadpool felt a violent urge to murder them all... so he did what needed to be done. Through the power of plot convenience, he understands Japanese, and hears the guy that presumably teleported everyone in (judging by his body being covered with the same mist) say, "Who's the red and black suited guy? I thought only All Might and Thirteen would be here."

A skinny twig with red shoes, pale hair and black clothes replied, "I don't know, Kurogiri, but if he's a Pro-Hero, I bet he'll be just as easy to destroy as those children and the other Heroes..."

Deadpool took out the Ace of Spades... no, that wouldn't work here. Not enough magazine capacity.

Deadpool searched through his weapons catalogue for the perfect kinetic weapon until he came across the fabled Sweet Business. He purred over the weapon, "Hello, my beautiful," slid an ammo cartridge into the barrel, and cocked it. He brandished the weapon and yelled to the crowd, "Anyone want a taste of some Sweet Business?"

The crowd merely laughed at him. Deadpool decided he would only use one magazine before swapping weapons. He spooled up Sweet Business, turned his head to the students, whispered, "Y'all might wanna close your eyes," and began firing the gun.

The spray of bullets scattered the crowd of villains, making a mess out of ten or eleven of them. When he ran out of ammo, he stowed the weapon, and pulled out Mace Windu's lightsaber. He ignited it, whispered, "Charge," and charged the crowd.

By now they had regained their composure and formed a tight group again, but they were no match for a literal lightsaber. Arms, legs, hands, feet, heads, and other body parts flew wildly, burning and smoking, as Deadpool carved his way through the crowd to the misty guy. The guy with a hand on his face tried to grab Deadpool, but he was either really stupid, hadn't seen Deadpool literally carve through an army, or he just didn't care. Either way, Deapool sliced his outreached hand off, yelled, "Surprise, bitch, I cut your stupid hand off" and stabbed him. Once he was dead, he sliced the misty guy in half, and the mist dissipated. Deadpool didn't look at his true form, instead cutting him into little bits.

Once he finished with this, he turned back to the students and the two adults. Most of the students and both of the adults were horrified at what they had just witnessed, with the exception of a spiky blond haired boy, who grinned sadistically. Deadpool shrugged and said, " Hey, at least they're not bleeding. Just be glad I just saved y'all a lot of trouble here. Anyway, the author has to come up with either a new review or a new idea soon, so hope to see you peeps later. If you want more My Hero Academia content, check out Venom's Hero Academia, another mediocre fanfiction story by this same author."

The heroes have no idea what Deadpool is talking about, of course. A green haired kid says, "Wait, who are you?" but before he gets an answer, Deadpool teleports to the Google homepage. There the words, "Doctor Who, Moana, or Among Us?"

Deadpool turns to you, the reader, and says, "Well? Which one? Moana is next, but I don't wanna go there yet, so review if you want otherwise. Quick. Please. Deadpool out."