Before I worry about the competitors and their Pokémon challenge, I got a request to show how Deadpool enjoyed his bet winnings.
We currently have to pay for a lot of damages.
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One normal day in the town of Beach City, the Crystal Gems were all watching the latest Total Drama Everything episode on their television. Their names were Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Peridot, and Lapis Lazuli. Steven Universe was also watching it, as was his father Greg. They were excited that Connie was still in the game, though they were nervous when they saw the bet between the team she was on, the Mysterious Moons.
"Did she just bet a sword lesson with us on Gaz admitting she likes Double D?" Pearl asked.
"I figured she would," Garnet responded.
Steven looked at the screen. "That would be so cool. If she happened to lose, we could teach someone how to fight."
"I don't see how that would be awesome," Peridot said. "Besides, what about that Deadpool guy? He's already experienced with those two katana blades."
"Such a buzzkill," Amethyst mused.
As they watched the episode, they saw the Yokai Academy challenge, the minotaur battle, Inner Moka's appearance, and Gaz admitting her feelings for Double D. Of course, that led to Deadpool winning the bet.
"What are the odds?" Lapis asked, a little annoyed.
Greg rolled his eyes. "I don't care. I love this show. Maybe you guys and Deadpool can have a nice sparring session once the season's over or he gets eliminated."
At that moment, they witnessed the elimination. "I don't think you need to wait that long," Garnet told him. "Deadpool just got eliminated."
"Oh."
The group finished the episode, saw Deadpool being thrown off the plane by Chef, and everything after that. "Anyone else worried?" Lapis asked.
"Bet or not, it's going to take him forever to find us and do that sparring time," Pearl said.
Roughly five seconds later, they heard a strange motor coming closer to them. At first, the group was confused. Then they remembered: didn't one of the guys bet a free ride on his motorcycle?
Everyone ran outside to see Deadpool coming towards them, and sure enough, he was riding Yusei's duel runner. He came to a stop in front of them, and waved.
"Hello, Gems. Name's Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool. Ready to use some swords?"
Steven walked up to him. "Hi. I'm Steven."
"Yeah, nice to meet you, kid. So, are we going to do this or what?"
(Two hours later…)
"And that chalks up fifty matches so far. Twenty-five for me, and twenty-five for you guys. This is becoming really fun."
Every single Gem was exhausted. "This guy really does love to fight," Peridot said, panting.
"Can we do one more match?" Deadpool asked them.
(Two more hours later…)
"You guys are still at twenty five, and I'm now at seventy-five. I think you all are getting rusty."
"Just how much energy can this guy have?" Greg asked.
Deadpool checked his watch. "Well, it's been fun. But now I have to go check out the kingdom of Nohr and have a chat with Leo's dad. TTFN!"
With a last wave, he got back on the runner and drove away.
(Some time later…)
Deadpool looked at the giant castle. "This is where Leo lives? Not bad. Well, time to pay a visit to his jerk of a dad."
He quickly drove the bike through the crowd, who all jumped out of the way.
"Excuse me! Merc with the Mouth coming through!"
Then he saw a ramp pointing to a giant window. "I think I just got the best idea ever!"
So he pushed the runner as fast as he dared to go and leapt off the ramp, screaming with pure joy as he flew into the air. "This is the best bike ever!"
Of course, inside, King Garon was sitting on his throne, unaware of what was about to happen. That is, he was unaware until the giant window shattered into a thousand pieces when Deadpool and the runner crashed right into it.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
Deadpool looked at Garon. "Hi. I'm Deadpool. I happen to know your son well."
"Whoever you are, you had better get out of here before I send the guards to end your sorry existence."
"Okay, I have two things to say to that. One, your guards can't end my sorry existence because of my healing factor. And two, that's a little extreme, don't you think?"
Garon looked started. "Extreme? That window took three years to make. It was crafted with the finest stained glass around, and cost several fortunes. I don't think sending the guards here would be extreme."
"Sheesh. No wonder your son is scared of you. You should've seen the look on his face when he called you during the holidays. Shame on you. And anyway, what do you think of Leo dating my good friend Julie?"
"She seems like a nice girl, but I have a very close eye on her. Now, I said GET OUT!"
"No!"
"That's it! Guards!"
Several royal soldiers came into the room, swords and spears ready to strike Deadpool.
"Well, what are your friends waiting for?" Deadpool asked.
(Five minutes later…)
Just like the Gems, every single soldier was exhausted. And Deadpool looked at them all, smiling.
"This was definitely the best day ever," he said. "Hey Garon, have a nice life. Enjoy being a jerk."
He walked out the door, leaving Garon stunned, speechless, and furious. Once he found his speech again, he barked for a messenger to come to him.
"Send a telegram to the creator of Total Drama Everything! And their host! Tell them that they are going to have to pay for the property damages that the annoying mercenary just caused. And also, deliver one to my son! Tell him I said that this show was what caused this, and if he doesn't win that money, he should never bother coming home, let alone date that tennis player!"
Those orders could be heard from where Deadpool was, and by this point, he was five miles away. That's how furious Garon was.
"Somebody has issues," Deadpool said to himself. "Well, looks like I might want to bring back the duel runner. I've already humiliated the Gems and made Leo's father mad. I don't want to destroy Yusei's bike too." And he drove away, but not before making a little message into the dirt for Garon to see: Garon is a psycho!
(Back on the TDE2 plane…)
"Because of the bet you three were a part of, this show now owes the kingdom of Nohr a lot of money to pay for the damages to the throne room," Chris told Connie, Yusei, and Leo. "And the Gems are all still trying to understand what the heck had just happened. I hope you three are happy."
Connie looked at the screens showing everything unfolding. "I have a lot of explaining to do to Steven and the others."
"How did he not destroy my duel runner at all?" Yusei asked.
"I have a phone open to you guys for ten minutes each," Chris told all three. "You might want to make use of it."
Connie and Yusei both ran out of the room and into the cockpit, where the phone was waiting. Leo, however, looked at the screens and had a sickening feeling in his stomach.
A feeling that a phone call would only make things worse.
"I'm good," he said.
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I just…..I can't….why?
Well, Connie and Yusei will be able to explain everything to his friends about the situation. Things will be fine with them. But the same can't be said for Leo. Thanks to Deadpool, his father's furious, and this is making things scary. And now he has an ultimatum: win the money or don't come back.
Anyone else feel nervous?
Well, we'll get to the Pokémon challenge next time, and by then, things may clear up for those involved in the bet. Note to self: never let Deadpool in on a bet unless you're absolutely positive he's going to lose. Heck, it's probably best to not do it at all.
So I'll see you next time. Until then, I have to make some phone calls with the people of Nohr.
TheMasterKat out!
