Since other fanfiction writers have done this, I might as well be a little copycat and make an Honest Trailer of my own.
While you're reading this, just imagine hearing the Honest Trailer Epic Voice Guy say all this, and it will be perfect.
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The following trailer is rated H for Honest….
From the mind of a random anime-loving, video game playing, complete and total geek who spends more time worrying about her stories than trying to get dates, comes the epic series that so far spawns 1.5 seasons, brings together fictional characters from all over, and proves the author has no social life whatsoever….
Total Drama Everything!
Watch as characters from anime, cartoons, video games, movies, the Internet, and whatever else they can come up with compete against each other for the chance to win one million dollars. So that's where the "Everything" part of the title comes from. Honestly, is there any fandom this girl won't touch?
(It flashes to a suggestion warning from the very first chapter ever.)
"No pornography characters (you've been warned)."
Oh.
Join our favorite psychopath Chris McLean, and his super-tough sidekick Chef Hatchet, as they take several unlucky people, trap them on a random camp or plane (depending on the season), and torture them to the brink of insanity. But seriously, some of these guys are already a little cuckoo. Have you seen these people?
As you'll read, you'll encounter several memorable moments that make you want to keep reading, but also be filled with a bunch of insane questions, like:
Why hasn't Goku gone Super Saiyan yet in this series?
What does everyone do in between seasons?
Is it disturbing that this little koala is a complete control freak?
Why is that vampire lady immune to the sun for some reason?
Is this some sort of fictional multiverse where different franchises meet up casually?
Why haven't we seen Chef much in the second season?
Do the original competitors from Island through Pahkitew watch this?
And the most important question of all….
How many people flip and go insane whenever their favorite character gets kicked off?
Seriously, I wanna know. I wouldn't read these stories for a month after Snake was eliminated last season. Uh, spoiler alert.
So get ready to have your mind blown by a story that is fun to read but has no common sense, as you get to read things like people falling in love, competitors backstabbing their allies, shocking big moves, secrets reveal, and….
So.
Many.
Fourth wall breaks.
("Hey TheMasterKat! Do I really have to say I'm fresh as a daisy?)
(shows Deadpool taking a piece of the typing and beating Dante with it)
("TheMasterKat, show the flashback.")
In truth, the author only has herself to blame.
Starring:
Too much time on his hands (Chris)
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (Chef)
Ghost Whisperer (Maya)
Ascots (Fred)
A tennis racket for any problem (Julie)
Back off or die (Dante)
Goth Mandy (Gaz)
Pink-dressed Gaz (Mandy)
Sockhead (Double D)
Fangirl fuel (Harry)
When a hair dryer becomes a weapon (Sam)
How can we understand her? (Coco)
Overpowered (Goku)
The one girl you can never cheat on (Toph)
Why is Twilight in this? Oh, wrong franchise (Moka)
Hollow Promises (Stan Pines)
Obligatory Biker Guy (Yusei)
Jack of All Trades, lacking in none (Snake)
The one everyone hates but is super hot (Ivy)
Every five-year-old's dream (Princess Bubblegum)
The reason bronies watch these stories (Rarity)
Doesn't get enough attention from Capcom (Mega Man)
Not a damsel in distress for once (Zelda)
Bad*** Owen (Po)
A koala (Nom Nom)
Not Digimon (Ash/Pikachu)
Not Ratchet and Clank (Jak/Daxter)
Awesome Red Riding Hood (Ruby)
Never watched that video, neither should you (Shrek)
Notice me, Dad (Leo)
Also overpowered (Superman)
She has a guitar and is not afraid to use it (Lammy)
Cynder-ella! Ha! Get it? (Cynder)
The Flash (Sonic)
Underestimated (Connie)
And…
Mother****ing Deadpool (You know this one!)
A Random Total Drama Story!
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Seriously, why hasn't Goku gone Super Saiyan yet? You let the vampire Moka transform and not him?! Ugh, I don't get this girl.
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I have always wanted to do that. That was cool.
What can I say? Other people were doing it, and I couldn't help myself. If you felt I could have done better titles with the Starring list, let me know.
On the subject of the story, we are three elimination ceremonies away from the merge. Just like last time, two competitors will be coming back, and one of them will be my decision. Everyone else eliminated before the merge, their fate will rest in your hands. Once the third elimination ceremony is done, the poll will come up and you guys will choose who will come back. The winner of the poll will be revealed in the next Aftermath, as will my choice of returnee. Guests, I will take you into consideration, especially in the event of a tie.
Until then, think about who has been eliminated so far, and who's likely to be eliminated before the merge.
So remember to read and review, fav and follow, give me those challenge ideas and locations, send in good-luck messages and audition tapes, ask some questions to the eliminated for the Aftermath, and remember the poll for your favorite competitor is still up if you haven't voted.
With that, we're off to Hogwarts! TheMasterKat out!
