GoS: Percy, say the disclaimer.
Percy: No way make Clarisse do it. She needs punishment.
GoS: Clarisse...
Clarisse: Fine. Goddess of Swimming doesn't own Star Wars or Percy Jackson.
Percy POV
When I woke up this morning, I felt about as good as a Half-Blood could. I had dreamed of Annabeth. I wonder if I still drool when I sleep. I hope not. I was just about to go down for breakfast when a young girl appeared in the center of my cabin. The weirdest this was that she didn't look at all confused or surprised, as if this were her plan all along.
"Who are you?" I asked her.
She sighed, "My name is Ahsoka Tano. Are you Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon?"
I was a little startled that she new who I was and who my father was. I noticed that she also had the features of Poseidon. Maybe she was my half-sister.
"Are you? She asked again.
Oops. Forgot that she had asked. "Yes… Why does that matter?"
She told me her whole story, how the fates had summoned her from another universe, how the gods had decided to send her to Camp Half-Blood. I was surprised by her cover story. She wasn't actually my sister. Aphrodite had changed her appearance to look like Poseidon. I suppose she should be glad she wasn't being claimed by Aphrodite. Who knows what that goddess might have done to her.
"So, you're my 'sister'," I said.
"Yup. Do you think people will buy my story?" she asked. I guess it wasn't everyday she pretended to have a god as a father.
"Well, it's not everyday that a god sends a camper directly to their cabin, but if you have a sign, they should buy it."
"Thank you," she gushed. "Please don't tell my story to anyone but Chiron and Annabeth."
I thought it was weird that she already knew of Annabeth. "What about Mr. D.?" I asked. Why shouldn't the camp director know?
"He already knows. Like I said, all twelve Olympians were there, plus Hades and Hestia."
Wow. I can be so stupid sometimes. Of course he already knows.
"So," I ask cautiously, "what should we do now?"
"Well," she replied boldly, "I think we should meet the camp."
As expected, there were multiple questions concerning my 'sister'. I wasn't at all worried about Ahsoka's story being believable. She seemed to have to lie about her identity a lot. She told her story so fluently and so convincingly that I almost believed her.
"So my father decided to transport me straight to my cabin," she finished us her story of battling terrible monsters, so convincing that she must have done something like us in her previous universe.
"How do we know that you aren't lying?" Clarisse sneered.
"Well, Clarisse, other than the fact that I have never seen her in my life, she looks just like me and it was my cabin she appeared in, we have absolutely no reason to believe her."
"Fine. I hope she's a little smarter than you Kelp Head. I don't think the camp could handle it if you both blow it up everyday. We barely make it with you around."
"Daughter of Ares, I'm guessing," Ahsoka declares boldly.
Clarisse looks flustered, "How did you know?"
"I've done some research. Ares is the only one ugly enough for you to compare."
"Oh, burn!" Travis and Connor Stoll yelled teasingly.
"If you truly are the daughter of Poseidon, you should be able to control water," Clarisse pointed out.
"Really?" Ahsoka feigned shock, "I've never thought of that before. I'm afraid I don't know how."
"Let's take her to the beach, see what she can do."
"Lay off, Clarisse," I muttered. We need Ahsoka to keep her cover.
"It's okay Percy," she told me. "I'll show them."
I was curious as to what she was going to do, so I played along. Clarisse led the camp down to the beach, only looking over her shoulder to give Ahsoka the occasional smirk. Ahsoka kept her cool. I don't know how she did it. Note to self: get relaxation tips from Ahsoka. She looked like this was an everyday situation. I wondered what she was thinking right now. How on earth she was going to get the water to do anything for her? How to get back at Clarisse?
Whatever Ahsoka had been thinking, I had no idea. She casually stepped in the water, and for a second I thought she was just going to stand there. Then she seemed to get in sync with the water and relax a bit. She raised a hand and the water followed her movement, splashing up a bit. She raised them both, a little more powerfully, and water flew up in a cylinder around her. She dropped her hands and the cylinder subsided. Then she did something unexpected. Just as she was stepping out of the water, she made a shoving motion with her hands and doused Clarisse in water.
The entire camp burst out laughing. I was strongly reminded of my first day of camp. I had done almost the same thing. The only thing different was that Ahsoka new exactly what she was doing. Unlike me, who had accidentally made the bathroom go haywire. If Clarisse hasn't learned her lesson with the children of Poseidon, I don't know what'll teach her.
The laughter died quickly as Clarisse pulled out her spear and threatened to stab anyone who didn't shut up now. Of course, this was too good an opportunity to make fun of Clarisse, so multiple campers walked away with bruised faces. Courtesy of Clarisse. Connor and Travis Stoll actually fell over laughing, and, as far as I know, Clarisse is not going to withdraw her promise anytime soon. I hope she doesn't use the pointy end of Maimer. That could end badly. The rest of camp backed away from the beach turned war zone. Smart move. Some of the newer campers just turned and ran. Also smart.
I went up to Ahsoka, "That. Was. Amazing."
"Glad you liked it." She smirked. I just laughed.
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