The Genius Pig

Hey guys, how's it going? I know I have a lot of stories that I haven't updated for a long time. And I got college work to do online until the semester is over. On a side note, this part of the three shots in one episode story. I'm going to be changing some parts of the plot of the story. Anyway enjoy the story.

'Bill thinking'
'Dipper thinking'
"Bill mind/dream scape talking"
"Dipper mind/dream scape talking"


The next day came and go with it's ups and downs. The upside is that Dipper/Bill got a puzzled game called the 'What-The-Heck-Ahedron' solve the puzzle and your photo will be on the box. Bill told Dipper to "Do it~! Do it! Do it! Do it!"

The downside was getting it wrong on the first couple of tries. Bill took over to give it a try. And he, the all knowing. All seeing dream demon. Failed too. "How is this possible!?" What happened next made the kids laugh so much that they couldn't even breath. Bill throw a childish tantrum scream so loud and so high, it sounded like a tea kettle whistle.

Mabel then commented on them that they may not be smart enough as they thought. They took it personal. So much that Dipper/Bill uses the Journal #3 to find away to get smarter quicker. Using the Black light Dipper/Bill found the tactics to make the brain more intelligent than before, and spend the rest of the day to find the that item. The Percepshrooms.

Later at night, Dipper/Bill went over Journal 3's directions "'Buried near the falls is the legendary Percepshrooms. To increase brainpower, grind it up and apply to forehead overnight'." 'Sounds easy enough; You got to give thanks to that Author, Pine-Tree.' 'Yeah, just wish there were more clues to learning the identity of the Author.' 'With this brain increasing mush, we'll be able to find out not only the Author, but away to separated us and to stop Xal.' After grounding the percepshroom in the grinder bowl, Dipper/Bill dap some of it onto his forehead and declared at the what-the -heck-ahedron "Tomorrow, I own you!" and went to sleep.

When morning came, Dipper/Bill woke up before Mabel feeling better but didn't feel anymore smarter than yesterday. "What gives? I did exactly what the instructions said." 'Try testing it out.' "The digits of pi are three point one..." Dipper didn't finish his sentence, "Four, one, five, nine, two, six, et cetera." because someone finished it for him.

"Who said that?" Dipper/Bill turns to Mabel to wake her to see if she knows "Mabel?" Mabel woke up and saw something coming out from the shadows at their doorway. "Huh! Dipper, look!" Rolling into their bedroom, was Mabel's pig, Waddles, on a remote toy monster truck. " Greetings, friends, it is I, Waddles, the pig." Waddles typed his speech out loud. "WhAt!" "Waddles! What happened to you? Have you been possessed by the spirit of a nerd!?" Mabel cries out in fright.

The pig continues to 'speak' as he drives in closer "I understand that my transformation may be vexing, but I have prepared a presentation-" but bumps into a computer and nocks it over. "Forgive me. My pig arms are cute and useless."

Dipper/Bill jump out of bed to see the bowl that had brain increasing mush in it gone. "The brain goop! You ate it and built all this, didn't you?" Mabel also got out of bed, only to grab a baby's animal sounds toy while screaming "HIS ISN'T RIGHT! THE PIG GOES OINK! THE PIG GOES OINK!"

"Now the pig goes wherever he can shine the light of knowledge into the darkness of ignorance." "I hear that." said Bill/Dipper as he got an idea, "Hey, smart Waddles. Since now you're smarter than normal animals and humans, how about you help us with our problem at hand?" The pig reply "This is an extraordinary abnormality, I except your challenge good sir."

Both Dipper and Bill never felt so excited and happy in their entire life. Finally away to find out about their new body and possibly away to be separate themselves. "But Waddles, don't you want to stay up here and record some morning pranks with me?" Mabel ask, while Dipper/Bill said "Mabel, Please understand. This can be a great opportunity for us to find out what Xal is planning. If we find out how to undo this." He points to himself.

Mabel starts to feel guilty about her question she had said, with a heavy heart Mabel said "Okay, You're Bipper." "Still not found of the name." "We'll do this together. You, me and Waddles." Bill/Dipper then said "And think of it this way, Shooting Star. Learning more about science will help you get more attention towards guys." Mabel's eyes in realization and hope. "You got my full attention, Dill Bur." "Nope." "Not a good one, Shooting Star."

And so they were off. Finding some parts to build a helmet to scan the brain and a full body scanner all hook out to a high functioning computer laptop and a printer to print out the results.

Even though science wasn't Mabel's strongest field to like, but learning to connect electric wires together to a light bulb and connecting the metal boards together holding them in place was fun. Almost like she was making a metal sweater or something. Who knew science could be fun.

It took nearly the whole day but the machine is ready.

"Now, Dipper Bill Cipher Pines would you please lay down on the bed and attach the brain wave helmet scanner?" Smart Waddles ask, Dipper/Bill follow the pig's instruction. "Mabel, your job is to ask questions to Dipper and Bill." Mabel saluted "Yes, Dr. Waddles!" "And I'll be monitoring everything and shut it down if something goes wrong. Now is everybody ready?"

Both Dipper, Bill and Mabel answered "Yes." and without any farther questions, Waddles flip the switch. The machine made a humming buzzing sound as it powers on, Dipper/Bill felt the light of the scanner hitting his face as it scrolls down on his body.

The whole process so far is going smoothly, Mabel asking question she was given: simple ones like "What's your favorite color? Movie? Song? Music? Episode of Tiger Fist?" etc. And then Mabel ask questions about herself to see how much they know and other topics and opinions.

"This is truly fascinating." Said Smart Waddles, The screens shows Dipper's and Bill's heart, breath and energy wave beats. "It appears that Dipper and Bill's heart beats are to be in sync with one another, but when they answer the questions their voice scanners shows different patterns when they answer. But the most intriguing thing of all is when they speak and agree on the same thing. All of their rates and beats lines up to a perfect synchronization to a 'T'."

The kids (and the dream demon) look at each other, "Is that a bad thing?" said Dipper/Bill "Not quite, there might be away to look beyond what we are seeing. Dipper, Bill, try to say something you both would say to a person."

Neither of them knew what to say, luckily for them, Mabel knows what to do. "Hey, Bro-Demon! Your new name is now Chip-Dip!" "No! ThAt'salso A wOrst naMe to Have!"

The machine started to send out alerting alarms, something was up and it didn't sound good. "Incredible. Children, the machine have detected another soul energy substance in Dipper's body and it's not the one you call Bill Cipher." This was extreme frightening news! Was something happening to Dipper and Bill?!

Suddenly, the machine started to send out sparks and smoke was seeping out of it. "It's over flowing! this energy is off the charts!" An electric spark shot out of the machine and hit Waddles who let out a painful squealing oink, Mabel Gasp in horror and turns to Dipper/Bill who was also freaking out just as much as she was.

"Okay, no more testing." Mabel declare and helps her brother out of the machine, once he was out he went to shut it down as Mabel got the fire extilgrisher out and ready.

Finally when everything is settled, and the small fire's been put out. Dipper/Bill and Mabel look at the printed sheets that has the heart rate, breath and energy signals on them. The first sheet shows which one belongs to who, until it reaches to the 27th sheet where both of their rates were in sync together and started to merge into one entity.

They wanted to see more of it, but the rest of it got burned in the machine. "Dipper, I'm sorry we didn't find the answer you and Bill wanted." said Mabel, "Well, we may not have found all of the answers but we did found something. So that's a plus." Dipper/Bill hugs Mabel "Thank you for helping me." Mabel felt joy in her heart and hugs Dipper/Bill back.

Waddles let out a loud oink and hack up the What-The-Heck-Ahedron that he somehow eaten. What? "I guess that shock to the head has return your pig back to normal, Shooting Star." said Bill/Dipper, "I'm glad things are now back to normal and we got a clue to our big mystery on Xal's schemes, Chip-Dip." Mabel replied, "Yeah, that's a no there. That is never going to be our name."


And that's that. Sorry for it being short but like I said I got other stuff to be working on.

The "Do it! x3" is from Netflix "Disenchantment" Luci.

See ya later.