You're So Sweet and I Love You

What if BLEACH was a Mahou Shoujo and not a Shounen?

Starring Inoue Orihime as the new bumbling guardian of Karakura Town after being scouted by a cat. Meanwhile Urahara is totally dedicated in making her into the cute mascot of Xcution, a masked organization composed of Visored and Fullbringers (plus Quincy).

Yuzu is a big fan of the Tokusatsu direct to dvd indie series her father brings home, composed of clips from Orihime's battles with the Hollows that Urahara filmed using a special camera and edited by Yukio with a fictional plot starring Ririn and Nova ("Kawasaki Ichiro").


"Yo Rukia-" Ichigo's usual tactless greeting was swallowed at the sight of the inconspicuous wallet containing his childhood embarrassments.

"Rukia-san" he hastily corrected himself with gritted teeth, ignoring the old hag's smug smirk.

"What's that in your hand, Kuchiki-chan?"

"Oh I'm glad you asked, this contains photos of my adorable godson and his cousin." Rukia answered, side glancing the orange haired boy's swift exit.


"You'll rue the day you used blackmail against me" Ichigo swore under his breath, vowing to destroy those accursed pictures. Next to him, Uryuu lifted his glasses with a solemn nod in a display of solidarity.

"You can try but I have backups" Rukia cheekily told him, crushing the two boys' hope. 'Ahh messing with them is so much fun'


"Ohh I see! Kurosaki-kun is Karin-chan and Yuzu-chan's Ichi-nii!" Orihime declared during dinner, hands fisted on 'I got it!'gesture.

Ichigo gave her a blank stare, chopsticks stilling. "That's great, Inoue. When did you figure that out?"

"Just now" The rest of his family haven't batted an eye, apparently used to his classmate's quirks, Karin gesturing for him to pass the ketchup. He handed the condiment over, not breaking eye contact.

'This girl's pretty slow' Zangetsu piped out, the Hollow voicing their shared thought.


"Welcome back, Uryuu."

Ishida Uryuu finally looked up to acknowledge his father and blinked, seeing the girl from Urahara's shop across from him.

His father followed his gaze and turned towards the girl with a nod.

"Ururu, meet your brother Uryuu. Uryuu, this is your sister Ururu."


'I should have knocked' was Ichigo's rueful thought, ignoring his Hollow's hysterical laughter, getting up once dust settled from the impact crater he created in the asphalt by falling off the second storey window.

It's been the nth time since he intruded while Orihime (he paused, since when did he call her by name?) was in the middle of changing. The first time he'd been caught off guard and flustered at the sight of a girl in his childhood bedroom but had later quickly shook it off out of concern for her injuries.

The girl who was also crazy enough to change while he was in the room ("Whoops sorry! I tried to be quiet since you're sleeping, Kurosaki-kun.").

But somehow he can't just get used to it, every time he goes to his?her?their shared room, Ichigo has to ready himself for her scent to invade his nostrils when he breathes in his comforter and pillow.

Inoue Orihime, the girl who had laid claim on his bedroom, stole his old shirts and assaulted his senses with her very presence.


"When you don't get what I mean,

I shall suggest you to stop reading like a poetry

You bunch of nurds!"

-You're so sweet and I love you, [ALEXANDROS]