Deleted scene from Why do you care?, chapter 4.

No pairings. K+. Title: Shower shenanigans


Maybe Sonic should just go and take a shower. Or, common courtesy: "Do you want to have a shower?"

"...Care to repeat?" Shadow asked, very flatly.

"Uh, shower? Wanna take a shower?" Sonic asked and gesticulated in the air for added effect, already regretting everything. Shadow was not impressed.

"Why would I want to take shower?"

"Because we're literally covered in dirt?"

"...Fine."

"Great! I'll show you the bathroom!"


Minutes later...


"And this, fakers and gentlemen, is the towel!" Shadow just groaned while pressing a hand to his face, as if to shield his eyes from the blue hero who currently was giving him a very detailed tour of his bathroom. The towel in question was the only one that currently was in bathroom, a big, handmade thing that Amy had given him for Christmas, and fortunately it wasn't written 'I love Amy' on it.

"Enough already!" Shadow suddenly cried, and Sonic stopped talking about… well, actually he forgot what he was talking about. The sight of Shadow seemed to make him forget things… or the subject had just been entirely worthless… "Just get out already so I can have that damn shower." He hissed.

"So you don't want me to stay?" Sonic asked, fluttering his eyelids with a devilish grin. Never miss a chance to annoy Shadow, as Sonic said.

His question earned him a reddish little chaos spear aimed at his head, which he quickly dodged.

-Unfortunately the shelf with shampoo bottles couldn't dodge anything, and bottles and soap went clattering down.

"Hey! Go easy on my furniture!"-

-END OF SCENE-