Prompt featuring the characters from the Mishap series and Storybrooke Two's Belle. Gold Chronicles/Mishap Crossover

The story references A Second Little Mishap and A Little Fishing Mishap

By CJ Moliere and Snapegirlkmf

The United Realms

Fall, 2019

Once their practice merged with the clinics owned by Archie Bordreaux and Jiminy Ozopov, Bae Gold and Archie Hopper from the former Storybrooke Six decided to follow Jiminy and Archie Connor's advice and start seeing patients in their homes. They discovered that their patients enjoyed the less formal setting and those with younger children never needed to worry about a sitter when Belle of Storybrooke Two was willing to offer her services, bringing her own son Gideon to play with them. Having her in the house was also a godsend now that two of his three children were at home with bad colds.

"I'll be in my office most of the day Belle. Would you mind staying until Emma gets home?" he asked her when she arrived that morning.

"Not at all."

"Killian and Aria are in bed. They've got bad colds so you might wanna keep Gideon away from them so he doesn't catch it."

"That won't be easy! He is a Nevenger and will want to see his friends."

"Crap! I forgot about that." He handed her a bottle. "Papa left this for me to give to them every six hours. It tastes like crap but it works."

Belle laughed. "It's a Rumple thing. My ex-husband's potions taste the same but they knock the colds out of me and Gideon faster than any medicine the doctors give me."

He looked around. "Gods this place is a mess! I am so sorry. Emma and I have been so busy we haven't been doing much cleaning!"

"Not to worry. I'll have this house spotless in no time. I cleaned the Dark Castle and believe me that used to take days!"

"Still kinda odd seeing one of you not with a version of my father."

"It just wasn't meant to be Bae but we did try."

"I know. There's still someone in this realm for you. I know there is."

"Are you playing matchmaker Mister Gold?" she teased.

"Blame your other self. She helped get me and Em married and Archie and Selene."

"Well now that I've learned not to base my opinions of a good man on books, I might have better luck. Is there anything else I can do to help out?"

"Taking care of the kids is a big help! Be lucky you didn't have to deal with my dad, Regina and Belle as their younger selves. It was fun but oh gods...I probably drove my father as crazy as they drove me!"

She laughed. "I read those stories! My favorite one was the one where the kids were cooking and made such a mess in the kitchen!"

"Ahhh...the meatball incident. Yeah, we all had a good laugh over that one and I can still see my dad in his little Batman PJs catching me and Emma doing 'the nasty" as my son calls it in the bathroom!" He glanced up at the clock. "My first appointment is in a hour but I want to spend some time with Killian and Aria before then."

She handed him a mask. "You'll need this. No sense in Daddy getting sick."

Bae rapped twice on his youngest son's door to alert the boy to his arrival. Killian huddled under his Loki covers. Once he met both versions of the Norse God he'd become obsessed with having any and all merchandise related to him and his brother Thor. Emma was going to be picking up Thor and Loki Funko dolls at the store on the way home from work and another Ariel doll for their daughter.

"How ya feel buddy?"

"Like crap," Killian grouched. "Hate bein sick."

"I know you do but you're gonna get better soon. Look who came to sit with you today."

"Hey Miss Belle! You bring Gid?"

"Yes I did honey. He's out in the hall."

"Hi Killy!" Gideon yelled.

"Gideon, not so loud. You'll wake Aria."

"Sorry Mummy."

"If I wasn't feeling like crap we'd be doin' Nevenger stuff."

"S'okay. Mummy might let me watch stuff wif ya but I gots to wear a mask so's I don't get sick."

"Long as you don't wear one of those dull blue ones."

"Nuh-uh. Mummy got me Mickey ones!"

"Cool!" He stuck his tongue out when he saw the bottle in Belle's hands. "Yuck! That's Grampa's crap tasting stuff!"

"Yes but you gotta take it to feel better. You don't want to miss any more school, do you?" Bae asked him.

"Nope. The Nevengers are gettin my homework for me so I don't get behind when I go back. Dad, do I really havta stay in bed all day. I wanna go downstairs and watch that new Loki show!"

"You can come down for a little bit but you have to be covered up."

"Okay."

"And you have to wear the mask."

"Awwww!"

"You want your grampa sending the wipey army here?"

"No!"

"Then you wear the mask and keep your hands clean."

"Okay."

Bae ruffled his son's hair. "I'll see you in a little bit, buddy."

"You got patients coming?"

"Yeah, most of the day but I'll be with you during lunch and we can watch one of the Loki show episodes."

Killian nodded. "Glad our Loki decided he wanted a show of his own on our network. Bet the Disney one isn't gonna be as funny!"

"We'll see buddy."

Aria was already awake when they went into her room holding her plush Ariel.

"Daddy I don' feel good," she moaned.

"I know sweetie. Miss Belle is gonna take good care of you while I'm in the office."

She smiled. "Can we watch Beauty An The Beast Miss Belle?"

"We can watch anything you want sweetie. Gideon is here too."

"Oooh, hi Giddy!"

"Hi sweetie!' he called back. Belle and Bae gaped at each other.

"Did...did he just call my daughter 'sweetie'?" Bae sputtered.

"Uh-huh. I like Ria. She's my sweetie," the toddler declared.

"Uh-huh. Daddy, I wanna marry Giddy when I get big."

Belle shrugged. "I'm as surprised as you are Bae. I know they're the same age and all but..."

Bae cleared his throat. "Ahhh...okay, well you guys got a long time for that."

Emma is gonna have a conniption, he thought.

The couple was currently trying to have another baby but Emma had been experiencing some issues that Belle Bordreaux believed might be endometriosis and suggested she visit her ob-gyn Dr. Jo. Emma had her appointment earlier in the week and was waiting for some test results to come back, instructing Dr. Jo's office that if they couldn't reach her, they could leave a message with Bae.

Aria grinned. "I wait Daddy. Can I go downstairs?"

"You can as long as you stay covered up and wear your mask too. We don't want Gid getting sick, do we?"

"Uh-uh or Grampie will come over and make his wipies wipe everything. They weird Daddy!"

Bae had to agree with that statement. His father would summon the disposable wipe army every time he walked into the house and thought it was too dirty. The most recent incident had been a few weeks ago.

"How do you expect to keep the kids healthy when you can't keep the house clean, Baelfire! Dirty houses breed germs and germs lead to sick kids. Either keep up with the housework or hire a housekeeper. There are enough people in the realm now that could do the job!"

He thought about asking Belle but she already had a full schedule as a sitter and helping her counterparts out at the library.

He carried Killian and Aria downstairs and sat with them while Belle made everyone breakfast. Bae intended to cook himself but she insisted he relax and spend time with the children.

"You got a boyfriend yet Miss Belle?' Killian asked her.

"Ummm, no."

"We can help ya find one."

"Killian, don't even think about it!' his father warned.

"Why not? We got Archie and Selene hooked up on Match!"

"And you got lucky on that one! There are a lot of creeps on Match too!"

"There's a coupla things you gotta make sure of...he's gotta have a job, not be a deadbeat, not have any priors with a house and a car."

"Giddy you better get job or you not be my sweetie when we get big!" Aria shook her spoon at her surprised toddler sweetheart.

"I not a deadbeat! Daddy says I gonna own the shop when I get big, so there!" Gideon huffed.

Their parents laughed.

"Dad, the Realms' Match isn't like the outside Match. Creeps ain't allowed on there," Killian reminded his father.

"Belle can find her own boyfriend when she's ready."

An hour later Bae had to go to his office for his first appointment. Belle took the children into the living room and opened the sofa bed Bae and Emma bought recently on a suggestion from the Molks. Their counterparts from the original Storybrooke always had one in their living room.

She turned on the TV and Killian used the remote to change the channel. The familiar strains of the theme song to Legends of Asgard began to play. On screen the show began with the usual starring Loki Laufeyson, Thor Odinson, Miri and Astra Laufeyson, Modi Thorson, and various guest stars from the Norse pantheon and the Realms. Today's episode was called 'Dustbunnies Under the Bed" and featured an exasperated Loki trying to get Miri, Modi, and Astra to clean their rooms.

Killian laughed. "They shoulda got Hope Strogoff to star in this one! She says her dad gets dust bunnies in his office all the time!"

"Mummy says I gotta learn to cwean my room when I get bigger," said Gideon.

The kids giggled as they watched the Laufeyson children try and trick Loki by shoving everything in the closet under a blanket. . . or sweeping the dust under the Persian carpets in the bedroom.

"I did that before and Grampa nearly had a bird. His wipies found it all!"

"If you make our house dirty you cwean it!" Aria informed Gideon.

"Yeah sweetie."

"Wonder how he's gonna get 'em to clean it all up," Killian mused.

"Do they gets to use magic?' Aria wanted to know.

"Doubt it."

Once the children finished hiding their messes the show paused for a commercial.

"Glad we don't have as many commercials as regular TV," Killian mumbled.

"Hey that's Grampa! HIIII GRAMPA!" Aria yelled and waved at the TV when her grandfather appeared on the screen for an ad for his pawnshop.

Killian laughed. "Grampa really hates havin to be in front of the camera but Gramma says his sales doubled now that he's been on TV!"

"Daddy does those too wif Melnie," Gideon said.

The show was back on and Loki reappeared on screen announcing a room inspection while his nephew and children were confident he would never be able to find their messes.

Killian shook his head. "They really oughta know better. He's gonna find it all!"

Sure enough, the God of Mischief located the dust bunnies under the rug in Astra's room. "What's THIS?" he demanded, tapping his boot on the floor and pointing to the dust and dirt. "How did that get there, Astra?"

The toddler shrugged. "Maybe it was born there!"

Loki turned and faced the camera and facepalmed himself.

KIllian, Aria and Gideon laughed.

"That's dumbest one I've ever heard from Astra!" Killian giggled.

Belle pulled the show up on the Realms Network mobile app and took several screenshots of Loki.

She was about to lock her phone when Killian peered over her her arm. "Hey Miss Belle, why you have Loki on your phone screen? You have a crush on him or something?"

"Oh, ahhh...that's the actor who plays him on the outside!" she said quickly. It was, but now her secret was out.

"Yeah, Mummy really likes him," Gideon added.

Belle groaned,

"Uh-oh...lookit! Now it's Modi's turn!" Aria pointed to the TV.

The children watched as Loki entered his nephew's room, the teen confident his deception would not be discovered.

After inspecting the rest of the room Loki walked over to the closet and opened the door. The second he did he was hit full force with a pile of junk!

"Ha ha ha now he's gonna get it!" Killian sang.

"Modi Thorsson, what do you call this?" the god demanded of his nephew, tapping his foot.

"Ummm...ummm..."

"Well?"

"Ummm...stuff."

"Junk is more like it! Whatever you don't use, get rid of it."

Loki watched his nephew like a hawk while he sorted through everything in the closet, bagging up the trash and throwing everything he wasn't using in a small bin.

Loki picked up the bin and held it out so that everyone watching could see what was inside. "These clothes Modi hasn't worn in a while are still in good condition so we're going to donate them to kids that need them."

"Yay!" Aria clapped her hands. "Mister Loki learning how to 'cycle like Mister Bordreaux and Mister Ozopov say we should cause it keeps stuff outta the water and ground."

Meanwhile Bae's patient left the office after their session and made some notes on the session while he waited for the next patient. He'd just finished his notes when the phone rang.

"This is Anne from Doctor Jo's office. Is Deputy Gold available?"

"Ummm no, she's at work. This is her husband."

Bae began writing down the message the office left, having been given permission to do so by Emma but Bae decided he was going to have a little fun with his wife.

He wrote: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. Your Pabst Beer was normal. I didn't know you liked Pabst Beer.

He tore the page he'd written the message on and took it out to the kitchen, sticking it on the refrigerator.

"...Miss Belle, can we get some more juice?" Killian asked her.

"Okay but you guys stay right here."

She went into the kitchen and as she was about to open the refrigerator door she saw something written on a Post It and began to read. Seconds later she was leaning against the wall laughing hysterically.

"Hey MIss Belle, what's so funny?" Killian asked when he came into the kitchen.

"Something...something...your dad...wrote to your mom!"

Killian glanced up at the Post It and began to read, frowning. "Ummm Miss Belle, I never heard of no Gyna College and Mom says Pabst Beer tastes like crap!"

Belle was still laughing.

"Mummy, why you laughin? Did Killy make a funny?"

"No Gid I think my dad did."

Belle took a picture of the message on her phone and messaged it to her ex-husband and Melanie

MelanieMagestrix: OMG! And the kids saw it?

They don't know what it means, Belle typed back.

RumpleMagestrix: I can just see the looks on their faces now...send that to Rumple. He'll laugh his ass off!

"Hey Miss Belle you better quit laughin or you're gonna pee yourself and I'm not cleanin it up!" Killian exclaimed.

Belle got the kids their juice and returned to the living room, her phone beeping every few seconds with another notification that someone had seen her message.

"Belle!" she heard Bae laugh when he opened his office door. "Did you post that on Facebook!"

"Ummm...yes..." she giggled.

"Hold on...Em's on the phone."

A puff of white smoke appeared in his office revealing his wife, tears of mirth in her eyes.

"That is one of your best ones Bae!"

She held up her phone showing Belle's Facebook post.

"Thanks babe but look at all these comments!" He scrolled down to show one written by his father.

And that, dearies is why I NEVER let my son take MY messages!

Emma giggled at one from Loki.

LokiofAsgard: Are you SURE you're not related to me? Sigyn and I nearly wet ourselves laughing!

I don't know, Emma typed back. I think Belle peed her pants!

"Hey Mom! I think Miss Belle needs a change of clothes!" they heard their son yell.

"Mummy! You need a pull up?" Gideon scolded.

Emma nearly fell over when she read the next comment, this one from Persephone.

WickedGodesssoftheUnderworld: Maybe Bae needs to take classes at Gyna College on how to take a message

"Giddy, you gonna leave me notes that make me laugh?" Aria asked him.

"Uh-huh an ones with little hearts on when Mummy teaches me how."

"I think I need a beer. We got any Pabst in the house?"

Bae laughed. "No but we've got plenty of Coors, Em!"

"Oh my God...I can only imagine what kind of message you'd leave me with a Coors reference in it!"

"Hey Mom, Dad! Mister Glass is on the news with a special report!"

Bae and Emma ran into the living room just as Sidney Glass from the first Storybrooke appeared on the screen from behind his news desk.

"A Facebook post by Belle Gold has people laughing from pawn shop to the palaces in the mountains this morning. Here is a picture of the post."

"Holy crap! It went viral!" Killian exclaimed.

They could hear laughing in the newsroom.

"The post has thousands of likes and the comments keep coming in by the second. Hats off to Bae Gold for our laugh of the day. And now we return to our regularly scheduled program."