Year Five: Occlumentic Depravity

Snape sneered down at the twins. "I will now attempt to… penetrate your minds… and you will attempt to defend them." He ignored Alex' lecherous grin with practiced ease. Harry grimaced.

A lesson with Snape was always trying, for everyone's psyche. Alex… did not help.

Snape levelled his wand at them, switching between targets in contemplation, before settling on his sister. Harry wasn't surprised. Alex just grinned lecherously. Snape narrowed his eyes.

"Legilimens!"

Next thing he knew, Snape was on his knees, desperately trying to hold back bile. Alex was sprawled by the door, humming softly. Snape raised his glare.

"What. The Hell. Was that."

The girl grinned. She took a deep breath.

" Iiiiiit's sadomasopedorobonecrobestiality,
The quintessential cornerstone of carnal cordiality:
Example of exquisite, delectable depravity,
Sadomasopedorobonecrobestialityyyyy!
"

Harry felt a migraine coming on.