Sup people, another chapter coming in. And yes, this was sparked by Arch Warhammers Badab lore videos.
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It was a massacre, the halls of Hogwarts were filled with the dead and dying, only a few lucky ones were left unwounded, covering inside their common rooms in fear. It was upon this scene of chaos that Lord Voldemort and his death eaters arrived when they excited the great Bridge.
''Lucius''
Lucius Malfoy turned towards his master, his face perfectly calm as if they were just talking a stroll. ''Yes my Lord?''
''We didn't attack Hogwarts yet did we?''
''We indeed did not my Lord.''
Voldemort nodded along with his subordinate's response.
''Yes, yes, that is what I thought as well. So, might someone tell me WHY EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE?''
Lucius rubbed his chin in thought for a bit before finally answering. ''I do believe it has something to do with that abnormally large armored Man over there ripping people apart with his bare hands.''
Slowly everyone's head turned towards the Man who now purposefully stepped towards the last other living being in the vicinity. The boy, a 1st or 2nd year by the looks of it was just a quivering mess.
''P-please stop, I don't want to die.''
But the Figures steps did not waver. ''Your fate was sealed the moment you chose to insult me in such a vile way mortal.''
Voldemort gulped, whatever that kid had said or done, it must have been most heinous indeed.
''B-B-but all I did was point you in the right direction when you accidentally took a wrong turn.''
... or maybe the armored man was fucking crazy.
''Yes, you did and I shall never forget this insult to my honor. How dare you think that I, a member of the Firehawks would need help from a lowly mortal such as yourself?''
''A-A-A-And what a-about all the others?''
''They stood in my way of dispensing righteous punishment, making them just as guilty as you. Now say your last prayer to the glorious God Emperor and hope that he has mercy on your immortal soul.''
''N-No please do...'' The boy's last plea was cut mid sentence by a sickening squishy sound when the giant man simply stepped on him, Voldemort could hear more than one of his followers throw up behind him. Now, let no one say that the great Lord Voldemort didn't have great respect for anything that could probably remove him from his mortal form by nothing more than a particularly harsh glare. As such he decided that the smartest choice would be to approach the matter diplomatically. ''I greet you oh noble warrior, I am the one known as Lord Voldemort, may I inquire if you would allow us to take control over this building now that you are finished with your most righteous task?'' Normally his followers might have wondered why Lord Voldemort of all people was being so submissive but most of them were too distracted by vomiting their guts out so they didn't pay further attention.
The armored warrior starred at Voldemort for a few seconds before finally answering. ''It seems as if at least a few of you mortals possess the barest modicum of respect. Very well, you may have this castle, I have no need for it.''
Voldemort held his breath while watching the man walk away slowly. He almost let out a startled gasp when the figure suddenly turned its head around a few steps in front of the bridge. ''Never forget the grace I have shown you this day mortal. Should you do you will find out what I look like when I am angry.'' Voldemort thanked merlin that the man ignored the wide eyes his servants made upon hearing this statement, he did not want to find out what the figure would do if he had judged the stares disrespectful. Finally the man turned around again and made to leave.
''I must say my lord, you did handle this situation quite wonderfully.''
Voldemort smirked at Lucius good naturedly. ''Of course I did my loyal follower, for I am the one and only Lord Voldemort.''
''You seem quite happy my Lord''
''But of course, with Hogwarts taken care of I have won, nothing can go wrong anymo-''
His sentence got interrupted by a sudden flash of light. Voldemort almost pissed himself when between them and the other figure another armored warrior appeared, though this one bearing different colors. The new arrival looked around for a bit, noting the slaughter that had taken place and the death eaters and turned to face Voldemort.
''So I finally meat you again Voldemort. It has been far too long my nemesis. YOUR EVIL DEADS SHALL END HERE AND NOW, IN THE NAME OF THE ASTRAL CLA-''
''ASTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!''
Before Lord Voldemort could fully understand what was happening the first Warrior had suddenly turned around once again and charged the new arrival with fury. The two figures crashed in the middle of his followers, killing many of them instantly before proceeding to beat each other up savagely, getting more of his followers killed in the process. Lucius who was still watching all of this raised a single eyebrow. ''You just had to open your mouth my lord, didn't you?''
Normally Voldemort would have tortured his servant severely for such disrespect but he could not help but agree with him. Well that and he really couldn't afford to break the mind of his only sane inner circle member, he could remember the last time he tasked Bellatrix with attending a formal event all too well.
''I mean really, all was well and then bam, total disaster, it is kind of impressive honestly.''
Voldemort just let out an angry growl before crashing Hogwart's wards and disapparating.
''Heh, still got it.'' And with those words, Lucius grabbed his wife by the arm and disapparated the two of them out of the still ensuring chaos as well.
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Thoughts, good, bad, meh, to unfunny? Whatever your opinion feel free to share it and also feel free to point out any mistakes that I may have overlooked. Until next time.
