Just a very short chapter, even for this story it is rather short. That and it is not exactly as the others, like, yes, it was written for the purpose of a joke but only one. As in, the whole chapter just contains one joke so yeah, there is that. But hey, my friend was entertained enough by the chapter and he does not know anything but the barest minimum (well, not even that really) about 40k, so there is that.

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Stomp

Stomp

Stomp

'Please don't see me, please don't see me, by god please don't see me.'

Stomp

''NO, PLEASE DO- ARRRRGH!''

Seamus tried to ignore the screams of terror left behind by his fellow students but he would not turn around. two more steps and he made it around the corner and started into a sprint. He had almost made it towards the entry, if he could just make it to the ground he could surely run to safety right?

Stomp

'Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I can't let it end here, I just can't'

At this moment Seamus made a decision, taking a quick around, he could see Parvati a few steps ahead of him, she seemed to have had the same idea.

'Fuck, I am so sorry Parvati'

''Incarcerous!''

Seamus refused to look towards her, if he saw the betrayal and accusation on her face he would not be able to go on but he wanted to live, he had to.

For a moment he thought the monster would catch up to him but its loud stomping grew more and more silent with every step Seamus took.

'I-I have made it, thank Merlin I made it'

The next thing he knew was a harsh pain when he crashed into something and fell to the ground.

'Please no, please don't let it be that thing, I don't want to die, please don't be'

But nothing would change what was standing in front of him. The monster slowly reached down to him and grabbed him with a single hand lifting him up. Slowly the figure raised him up to his own face and grinned at him with sharp teeth.

''Yes, you will do nicely.''

This was the last thing Seamus heard before he lost consciousness.

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After having finally destroyed Hogwarts mighty wards Lord Voldemort apparated right before the ancient school's entrance, his most faithful followers by his side.

The first thing that entered his sight was a giant of a man. He stood above a group of students, either unconscious or quivering in fear were scattered around him. The moment Voldemort appeared the man's face turned towards Voldemort. His face was paler than a vampire and covered in scards. Locking onto his own was a pair of pitch-black eyes that showed no emotion but still somehow conveyed an almost beastlike hunger. Slowly the man's mouth opened, exposing a row of razor sharp teeth.

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''Nope''

He did not care if his followers would think him cowardly just disapparated like this but he had a strong feeling that all those who did not follow his example were not going to be alive much longer anyway.

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So, what do you guys think, entertaining or not?