It was a long bumpy ride over to steven's beach house, mostly because he ran over a few people on the way (but hes the mayor so its ok). Anyway, after mayor dewey got done driving to steven's house he got out and ran to the front door and rang the doorbell. After waiting for like 2 minutes, Pearl showed up at the door. Ah yes, pearl, mayor Dewey's one true love and waifu. She had beauty, she had grace, she was from outer space. "Mayor Dewey what are doing here? is there another political opponent you want us beat up?" said the pale gem. Instead of answering, Mayor Dewey took out a baseball bat and hit her in the head. Pearl fell to the floor and twitched a bit before poofing into her gem. The impact cracked her gem a little but he had a Band-Aid so it was okay. Mayor dewey then picked her gem up, gave it a little kiss, and then put it in his shirt pocket. Pearl, he decided, would be spared from the coming massacre. Once the carnage was over, he and the alien beauty would move to Miami, Florida to start their new life together as chicken farmers. But that would have to wait. For now, all that mattered was making that little afro boy pay.

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