A/N: It's me again, with another chapter. This one is birthday themed, why you ask? Well, couse it's my 19th birthday today :D! Can I ask you guys for a small favor? I am planing to write a Valentine's day special, and am having trouble with deciding which characters to make it about. I kind of want to avoid another Phinabella fanfic, since I do a lot of that any way, but if I do get enough requests I might reconsider. So, any ideas? Any way, enjoy!

Disclaimer: Phineas and Ferb and all characters from the actual show do not belong to me, they belong to Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh.


Birthday present fit for a mayor!

"Look for the 11th time, it doesn't need a self-destruct button Dr. D..." Phineas told the man, trying to convince him to let this one go.

Doof smiled "Oh come on, what's one little self-destruct button going to cause?" Doof asked him, trying to persuade the boy to losten to him. Now, Phineas admired Doofenshmirtz, he looked up to him and, in spite of being the creative genius that he was, was often impressed by what the man could create. When the topic was self-destruct buttons, however...

Phineas shook his head "I'd preffer NOT to have it installed. I don't want want to get my 'licence to build' revoked, and I doubt you'd want that either, right?" The boy explained, putting on a smile.

Doof raised an eyebrow curioisly "Licence?" the man asked, not knowing the basic city laws. This conversation was stopped by the sudden ringing of Heinz's phone. He picked it up "Hello?"

"Hi, is this Heinz Doofenshmirtz, the borther of Roger Doofenshmirtz?" Asked the voice of a woman.

"Yes, that would be me" Doof replied.

"Hello, I'm Melanie, our mayor's secretary. Could you hang on a sec so I can redirect the call to him?" she asked, her voice sounding as lifeless and bored as ever.

"Alright" Heinz replied, then began to patiently wait. After a minute or so, he could hear the cheerful voice of his brother "Why hello Heinz! It's me, your dear brother!"

"I kind of figured that out..." Doof responded in a sarcastic tone. Ever since he had given up on evil, he no longer hater Roger as much as he used to, but there was hardly a brotherly-bond between the two, so he didn't really like him all too much either.

"Haha! Always the kidder now are we? Any way Heinz, the reason I'm calling you is becouse I would like to invite you to my birthday party later today!" Roger exlaimed, and Doof widened his eyes "Today!?" he exclaimed.

"Yes, today! I planned on calling you last week, but I simply forgot, how careless of me that was! But I was just far too, um, busy..." Roger explained, the last bit comming out after a brief pause to think.

Que flashback

Roger was lying on a nice and compfy chair on some tropical island with sunglasses on his head. He was on his belly, becouse he was having his back massaged by two young and beautiful ladies.

He signed in content "Ahh! This is the life!" he happily exclaimed while one of the two women poured more oil onto his back. His sunglasses suddenly fell a bit and he made a thoughtful expression "Hmm, why did I suddenly have this stange feeling that I forgot to tell my brother something really important?" He said out loud. As he was thinking about it, once of the two ladies spoke up "Would you like a foot-massage aswell sir?"

Roger nodded eagerly, and sighed once again as he felt his foot being treated. He then spoke up "Oh well, I'll remember it eventually"

End flashback

"So, the party is in two hours inside my office-building. You will come won't you? It just wouldn't be the same without you" Roger told him. Doof was initially going to dicline, but after hearing those words, he sighed "Fine fine, I'll come! But could you tell me a bit sooner next time?"

"Yes yes, no problem at all. Well, see you soon Heinz!" Roger exclaimed, then hung up.

Doof put down the phone and turned towards Phineas "Well kid, looks like we're gonna have to cut it a little short today"

"Alright, but why?" Phineas asked.

Doof sighed "Becouse my brother invited me to his party which starts in two hours"

Phineas smiled "You mean the mayor? That is so cool!" Phineas said excitedly, then asked "What did you get him?" Phineas asked.

Doof sighed "Well, here's the problem; he told me about it just now, so I have no present for him. If he had told me that he was going to invite me a week earlier I would have had more than enough time to buy him something, but now I have very little time to come up with a good birthday-present"

Phineas spoke up "Well, why not just buy him something that he likes?"

Doof frowned and scratched the back of his head "Well... I never really got to know him if I'm completely honest..."

"What do you mean? Isn't her your brother?" Phineas asked.

"He is, but I never really liked him that much, nor did I ever spend any quality time with him, so I never really got to know him that well" Doof admitted.

Phineas responded "Then how are you going to buy him anything if you don't even know what he likes?"

Doof thought for a moment, then pointed a finger at Phineas "Say, you have a brother don't you? Frank right? That kid who's going out with my little baby girl!"Doofenshmirtz exclaimed with a smile.

Phineas eyed him curiously "Um, it's Ferb actually. But yeah, he is my step brother, why?"

"Well I was thinking, since you have a brother, you must know what to get one for his birthday! After all, how much different can they be from one another right?" Doof explained proudly, not quite understanding the concept of 'brother' and viewing it as a form of species rather than a sibling.

Phineas, however, put a hand on his chin and thought "Hmm, fair point I guess... but are you sure that It'll work?"

"I'm positive! So, if you hadn't seen him in a long time, wht would you get him?" Doofenshmirtz asked, then began to listen.

"Hmm... what would I get Ferb?" Phineas was deep in thought, then snapped his fingers "I got it!" the boy exclaimed.

Doof smiled "Great! Now what do you have in mind?"

Phineas smiled "Something that your brother is gonna love! You see, first we..."

The boy explained the whole plan, and the two got to work, both of them certain that Roger would love it.

Later that day, at city hall

"Welcome!" Roger greeted a pair of guests who had just arrived. The party had begun a few minutes ago, although mostof the guests had arrived an hour early. Right now, he awaited only one more guest; his beloved brother Heinz.

Regoer looked at his watch "Hmm, strange, he should have been here by now. I hope that nothing bad happened to him..." Roger spoke out loud to himself, curious as to why his brother had not showed up yet.

He started tapping his foot, worried that Heinz might not come after all. Suddenly, the ground started shaking. "An earthquake? I don't remember one being announced for today..." he said, wondering what was going on. Some trees around city-hall started shaking aswell, causing Roger to look in their direction. Both the shaing of the ground and trees started to become more intense with every passing second, causing Roger to gulp due to sheer anxiety. Suddenly, he saw his brother casually walk out of the trees with a big smile on his face, and a trinagle-headed boy standing next to him, holding a remote in one hand.

"Hi Roger!" Doof exclaimed "Hi Mr. Mayor!" Phineas also exclaimed while waving his hand. The two did not come any closer though.

"Oh hello Heinz! And, boy I have never seen before, why don't you come in?" He asked, assuming that Phineas must have been a friend of Heinz. The later then shouted back "In a minute! First, I want to give to you your present!"

"You can give it to me once we're inside" Roger explained. Phineas shook his head "I doubt it would fit." Phineas handed Doof the remote "You do the honors Dr. D"

Doof pressed a button and exclaimed "Happy Birthday!". A mere second after he said it, a giant robot walked out from amongst the trees, the ground shaking violently as it walked. It was about as tall as city-hall with a car as a head, a muscle-car to be more precise. It had two arms, two legs and a broad body, with a paintjob that looked like a British flag (A/N: To be fair Doof did ask Phineas for what Ferb would want...)

Roger exclaimed in disbelief "MY GOODNESS! Heinz! You made this for me?"

Doof put his hands on his hips "Yep! Me and the kid fixed it up in less than an hour!"

"Fixed it up? What do you mean? The car?" Roger asked.

Phineas responded "No, the robot. I've actually had it for quite some time now, but never had the time to fix it up and trick it out" Phineas explained.

Roger then asked 'Well where did you find it?"

Phineas waved his hand "Oh, I baught it at the junkyard for 2$" he explained (A/N: Anyone who gets this reference deserves a cookie). Roger walked over and Heinz handed him the remote and a pair of car-keys "It's all yours! Go ahead, try it out!"

"Oh but I couldn't! After all, this is such a- WELL IF YOU INSIST!" Roger said the last bit rapidy, then pressed a button that said 'up' and was lifted by the robot into the car. Once inside, he put the key into the ingition and started the robot up.

Roger, exscited as a little kid, started puhing random buttons, which caused the robot (Well, mecha tecnically,,,) to walk around, jump, spin and finally fly as he hit the flight button.

Phineas smiled "Well, looks like he's enjoying himself!"

Doof smiled "Looks like it. I don't know how to thank you enough kid! We make a great team!" Doof exclaimed, and Phineas smiled in return.

"I AM SO ENJOYING MYSELF!" Roger exclaimed, continuing to do all kinds of crazy things with the mecha. After a few more minutes, he landed on the street next to city hall and raced out to his brother and gave him a pat on the back "Heinz I absolutely love this thing! Thank you!"

Doof smiled "No problem. It's all you-" Doof was about to say 'yours' but then noticed a police car pared next to the mecha. Roger also spotted it, and walked over. "Is there a problem officer?" He asked.

Bill pointed at the ground; Roger had aparently 'parked' the mecha in a handicapped parking zone. Roger scratched the back of his head. Bill spoke up "May I see your mecha piloting licence, sir?"

"Oh that, well you see... I...um..." as he was about to explain himself, he saw a small towtruck tow the enormous mecha away. Bill simply handed Roger a parking ticket "Pay it by monday" the cop ordered, then got into his car and drove away, leaving behind him a confused Roger and a ton of questions along with a few readers thinking 'What just happened?'

END


Chapter end notes:

Hope you liked it! I was gonna make a more emotional chapter, but decided to do this instead, and it was very fun to write! I am in need of ideas if you guys want this fic to continue, becouse I am slowly running out... As always, thank you for reading! I will see you soon!

jolleIQ is out, PEACE!