"So what is this fanfic about, exactly?" Bakura asked as they sat down in the Writer's office.

The Writer placed her arms on her desk and leaned forward. "It's going to be a parody of the movie The Road to El Dorado."

"Oh, you mean that gay Disney movie that no one remembers or cares about?" Marik asked.

The Writer's mouth twitched. "First of all, it's not a Disney movie. It's Dreamworks. And second, it's not gay."

"Of course it is! It has two attractive guys hanging around each other all the time and getting into crazy shenanigans together. If that's not gay than I don't know what is."

Bakura turned to face him. "Then what would you call us?"

Marik was silent for a few seconds. "You know what, on second thought you're right. It isn't gay at all."