Suddenly, a bomb went off in sector nine. Hajime was fat so she couldn't move fast but she needed to waddle to Iblis Controller No. 6. But then, Sonic the Hedgehog ran into the scene and transferred Sugane to the Dark Zone.

"It has been successfully transferred," said Sonic, his eyes rolling into the back of his head.

He was then knocked unconscious by Skimbleshanks the RAILWAY cat.

Hajime activated the Controller and killed the rebel - Shadow the Hedgehog.

Hajime then entered the command codes for the nukes. She set them off but then the explosion knocked her out of her body and into a thin spiritual form.

Suddenly, she was back in 2006. Adam from the novel Adam by Ariel Schrag was there.

"Hey, Adam," said Hajime.

They then had sex.

But then, Greg Heffley burst through the window and slit Adam's throat.

"You're coming with me," said Greg.

TO BE CONTINUED...