A/N: Hey guys missed you so much, but sorry for not posting in a while I've been busy in the Air Force. This the first time I've seen my family in two months so I'll treat it like it's been years because eventually it will be soon. For all the people that's been on my ass about this story I hope this was a decent mini gift from NoRoleModelz . Also I hope you enjoy this chapter and are having a great Christmas Eve and MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
Chapter 45 Intoxication
Humphrey walked casually back to his table after having a weird affair with Candy. He felt good to open up a little bit after the passing of one of his good friends; but it just didn't feel right telling it to Candy. After Kate has been with Humphrey for two weeks now, Candy has always been in the mix of them. Not necessary in a bad way but not in a good way either. It seems like to Humphrey the day Kate and him started dating Candy been seeming jealous. Now that they've recently kissed both Humphrey and Candy don't know how to act around each other. Humphrey don't mind her being around but for him to know she's crushing, it gets kinda awkward. What would you people of the internet think if you were already in a relationship but their best friend is crushing on you? Exactly, it gets to the point where you're gonna try to avoid them but you can't no matter the situation. Even though Candy has been crushing on Humphrey first before Kate; he already had his mindset on Kate. That deep down killed Candy inside and always have, but she tells herself as long as they're both happy she's happy. Candy is a very loyal friend and she would never do anything to hurt any of her friends. Especially her childhood best friend Kate of all wolves. It's just every time she looks at Humphrey, she gets this gooey feeling in her gut that tells her he's the one. Honestly she's always had those emotions since she ran into him on the playground at recess in 3rd grade. There's not a more worse feeling than watching her best friend date the potential love of her life. Humphrey was near his friends table until he accidentally tripped over his untied shoe strings and almost fell. He sighed and sat in a nearby empty seat to tie his shoes for a second. While he was doing so, cheers erupted in the restaurant quickly gaining his attention. A smile flew across his face an he strictly shook his head amazed gazing at the television.
"Mike Thomas is a badman" Humphrey said chuckling watching the touchdown reply.
"Hey Humphrey" a familiar seductively voice called.
Humphrey turned to who called him and saw Jane seductively licking the side of a pepperoni sub sandwich. Jane slowly put the whole sandwich in her mouth seductively showing off her throat skills moaning as she did it. Humphrey just chuckled how stupid she looks trying to show off her oral sex skills by demonstrating on a sandwich. All he can do is laugh at how hard she's been trying to bang him for the past few weeks. Which is funny because no one acknowledged him two weeks ago before he kicked Garth ass at a party, now everyone is draped all over him. Humphrey shook it off and walked back over to his table by his friends. Salty and Shakey seemed deep into the game not paying any attention to their surroundings as Humphrey sat next to them.
"Damn dude if you shake your dick more than one time then you're playing with it...you missed all of the first quarter" Salty said smacking on some pizza.
"Yeah I know but I seen Michael Thomas score just a while ago he's pretty good" Humphrey said beginning to eat his pizza.
"Pretty good?...the guy is a complete beast show some respect he went to Jasper High you know" Shakey said and Humphrey shrugged.
"Whatever I think he's too slow it's gonna hurt his draft class eventually" Humphrey said swallowing then taking a sip of his drink.
40 Minutes Later…
All the guys finished their meals and was stuffed with pizza. The game was going into the third quarter so in the meantime they just talked about random weird stuff as usual. Humphrey wasn't so into the conversation and half the time just stared off at objects with a blank face. He haven't been right mentally after hearing the news about his best friend, it made Humphrey rethink about his life. Someone you knew for the longest can just vanish off the face of the planet when you saw them hours ago. When living in the era of death you find out life can be very vulnerable. It can question why do we live just to die?...somethings don't have an explanation, that's why we live guessing our beliefs to be true. Humphrey was so deep in his thoughts that he didn't notice Kate happened to pass him by. Candy later approached Humphrey with a drink and sat it in front of him leaving a puzzled expression.
"Oh no thanks I'm stuffed I don't want anymore refills" Humphrey said looking up to her with a small smile.
"She bought it for you" Candy said pointing to a she-wolf he had never seen before sitting and smirking by the bar.
She waved at Humphrey with a innocent smile and a wink. Humphrey looked at the guys and they all shrugged clueless on what to say or do. Humphrey didn't want to be mean and decline her offer, so he took the drink and rose it up smiling at her that he accepted. Candy smiled brightly before walking away to another table to take orders. Humphrey drunk it until it was half way and glued his eyes back into the TV.
"Is there something we don't know about?" Salty questioned with a raised brow.
"What do you mean?" Humphrey asked wiping his wet lips with his sleeves. Salty shot him a really face and motioned his head to the unknown she-wolf.
"I've never seen that wolf in my life..I guess they're some nice wolves in this world afterall" Humphrey said smirking.
"Maybe that was a sign that she digs you" Salty said teasing him while elbowing his arm and Humphrey rolled his eyes.
"Why you guys do this?..you know I am already happy with Ka-...fuck"
Humphrey felt an intense but painless thump in his head throwing him off. His vision blurred in and out and he began to become weak, unable to hold half his body up. It felt to him as if he was drinking 25 shots of patron for a $200 bet with strangers. His friends was quick to pick up on his weird symptoms and started to question him.
"Humphrey are you okay dude?" Shakey asked finally breaking out the TV.
"Yeah you don't look to good" Salty said concerned for Humphrey.
"I-I think I..ate too much...that..*burp*...Pesi pushed the limit" Humphrey managed to say through dizziness, standing up before taking off to the bathroom.
"Don't get stuck in the toilet" Shakey said making Salty laugh.
Humphrey was speed walking like one of them goofy Olympians across the restaurant dodging hungry customers on a mission to the restroom. Whatever went down Humphrey's throat, was surely on its way back up and there's no need to decorate the restaurant with embarrassment. Humphrey was a meter away from the men's restroom until Kate of all wolves stepped in front of him smiling widely.
"Hey Hubby!..I didn't know you were here" Kate said smiling harshly puting Humphrey in a unexpected alluring hug.
Humphrey hugged back but that made his urge to puke even worse on how tight she's hugging him. Humphrey's mouth was filled with puke but he quickly swallowed it before Kate or anyone noticed. Kate pulled away with a cherry smile and admired extremely beautiful today to Humphrey. Kate's soft small arms were still around Humphrey's waist as their noses were inches apart. The pumpkin spice scent Kate had following on her was enough to put Humphrey in heaven. Even though her voice is already soft and heavenly. Humphrey calmed down his nerves to puke and played it smoothly.
"Me-Me either...I should've texted if you wanted to come along" Humphrey said attempting to look normal eying the restroom behind her.
"Its okay babe I don't always want to be apart of your free time...but...is everything okay?" Kate asked in a sweet caring tone, nuzzling his neck afterwards for comfort.
"Yeah..I'm fine...why'd you ask?" Humphrey asked staring in her honey eyes, trying his best to not puke in her cute little innocent face.
"I don't know I guess just little worried for you after you know...Drake" Kate said showing sympathy with her ears flat on her head putting Humphrey in a small hug.
"I'm doing better so far gorgeous you don't have to stress too much about it...and matter fact since you mentioned it..I'm a whole lot better now that I know the most beautiful wolf in the world is right in front of me" Humphrey said half smiling and Kate looked up at him with her signature warm smile slightly blushing. Humphrey always loved that smile of hers, he felt like Kate smile can turn a nature swallowing tornado into a bundle of flying daffodils.
"Well okay if you say so" Kate said lightly pecking his cheek.
"Thanks for comforting me..you are a very special part of my life I don't know what I'll do without you" Humphrey said smiling placing a bigger one on Kate's face. Kate closed her eyes leaning in for a kiss and Humphrey felt like his stomach was about to explode any second. Humphrey flinched away from her grasp and tucked a hand in his pocket. Kate was confused by his actions and instantly began to worry.
"Are you okay?...you're acting kind of weird" Kate said reaching for his hand but he took out his phone.
"Oh um Kate uh...give me a second my uh...sister's calling me" Humphrey stammered as he walked away briefly.
"Okay" Kate said with a small smile but didn't show she was slightly upset while Humphrey walked away.
Kate put both her hands in her back jeans pockets as she watched Humphrey rush to the men's restroom. It's never normal for Humphrey to turn down a kiss suddenly therefore something's wrong. Kate didn't want to jump too far into conclusions nor wanted to follow him so she just let it go. She sat back down at her table and pulled her phone out browsing on Instagram until Humphrey came out the restroom. Humphrey ran to the toilet and immediately began to hurl non-stop for minutes. He felt like he was going in and out of consciousness along with feeling sudden muscle spasms. Eventually Humphrey body couldn't handle the urges and passed out on the bathroom floor. Seconds later a unknown wolf walked in with a smile on his face. He put a bag over his head, tied up his hands and feet, then drug him by his legs all the way to the exit. The wolf peaked out and saw his girlfriend was occupied on her phone; and also that not many wolves sat on this side of the restaurant. Therefore no one can spot him dragging a body out the back entrance. He quietly picked up Humphrey on his shoulders and carried him out the back entrance without alerting anyone. Once he was outside, he put him down in the trunk of a all black mustang.
"There I did it where's the cash?" The wolf asked and briefly it was handed to him then he walked away casually afterwards.
"Tough love fam but those girls are gonna run a train on you" The wolf mumbled to himself with a soft chuckle.
"We got him girls...we're gonna have a little fun at my place whether he wants it or not" Jane said moaning seductively clenching his bulge in his pants.
"I can't wait to have him inside me mmm...I bet it's HUGE if Kate's all over him" One of the she-sluts said seductively.
"I want to suck that big cock of his sooo bad" Another she-sluts said feeling herself seductively.
"Nuh uh uh girls I'm the one who came up with the idea of poisoning his drink I should get first serve with his sugar sweet cum" Jane said seductively biting her bottom lip before closing the trunk; and driving off screeching the tires with her slut ducklings in the back seat.
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER, FAV, FOLLOW, REVIEW, OR ALL OF THE FUCKING ABOVE BITCH!...sorry didn't mean to shout or call you a bitch I just now burnt my snicker-doodles cookies writting this chapter and I am PISSED SMH.
