Everyone in the cafeteria looked at the now revealed Louviere.

"How are you alive!?" Winter yelled in confusion

"Well when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much-" "NOT LIKE THAT YOU DUMBASS!" Winter yelled with a red face

"The same way Jaune is alive mon cher!" Louviere said with a smile

"Well it looks like this has gotten even more interesting" Ozpin said with a chuckle

"Hey! Is it true your training sessions are really intense?" Nora asked

"Yes why?" Louviere asked curiously

"We all want to try it!" Nora replied happily

"...Really now?" Louviere asked with a creepy smile

"Louviere, me and my girl are gonna sit this one out do you mind?" Jaune asked not wanting Ruby to get hurt

"Sure man I expect all those who are participating in the workout to arrive at the front of the school at 0500!" Louviere said as they all started chatting

"I bet its just a basic workout"

"There is no way it can be that intense"

Jaune looked at Louviere and saw his smile turning from creepy to downright terrifying...they shouldn't have said all of that...oh boy.


It was Thursday morning as everyone was waking up. Nora was the first to arrive as she saw that Louviere had yet to show up. She saw Ruby and Jaune sitting in lawn chairs...she didn't have time to question it as everyone else arrived.

"Where is he?" Velvet asked as she suddenly heard something

"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!" they all looked to the left and screamed as they saw a boulder the size of a semi-truck coming at them.

"WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!" Ren yelled as he was suddenly hit by a flying Ursa...wait what

"SINCE Y'ALL WANT ME TO AMP IT UP! LET'S HAVE SOME FUN WITH THE GRIMM AND THIS MOTHER FUCKER!" They all saw Louviere leading an entire group of Grimm and, somehow, got Roman Torchwick to join them with a mech suit

"TORCHWICK WHY ARE YOU HERE!?" Blake yelled surprised

"He payed me over five thousand lien." Torchwick replied

"How!? He doesn't even have any money!?" Weiss yelled


Jacques Schnee was many things. A racist, a horrible father, a business man, what he wasn't right now was happy. Some whack job armed with only a pencil, A FUCKING PENCIL, some how took down all his armed guards, robbed him blind, gave Whitely an atomic wedgie, and ran off with his wife while calling himself the modern day robin hood...WHO THE HELL WAS ROBIN HOOD!

"I want him found! I want him found and killed on sight!" Jacques yelled at Ironwood

"Sir you might wanna come see this" His secretary said as they walked out and saw something that made their eye twitched. They saw a giant picture of them kissing with a flag going across it saying

ATLAS'S NEXT TOP COUPLE! JAMES IRONWOOD AND JACQUES SCHNEE

"This can't get any worse" Ironwood said trying to control his anger. Until a notification goes off on his scroll and he saw that he was getting congratulated on his new relationship with Jacques.

"FIND HIM NOW!" Jacques yelled trying to save his reputation until a gust of wind flies by and saw that both of their clothes were ripped off.

"Penny! What are you doing!" ironwood yelled looking up at the android

"Sorry sir but right now I am doing a job and also I'm moving to Vale with my dad bye!" she replied as she snapped a picture and posted it all over Dustbook

Jacques and Ironwood yelled in anger as she flew away with Whitely in the background suddenly being chased by a random lion.

"WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM!" He yelled while running for his life


"Don't worry about it!" Louviere said pulling out a rocket launcher that was also a mini gun

"WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT!" Yang yelled as she ran away from the missiles

"Ruby made it for me!"

"OUM DAMN IT RUBY!" Winter yelled as she ran for her life

"Should we help them?" Ruby asked

"No just let this happen. Louviere feels insulted by what they said yesterday so he has amped it up by twenty." Jaune explained with a chuckle

"So how long is this gonna go on for?"

"About ten hours. If they don't pass out from the excercises."

"Wait then what is this?" Ruby asked pointing at the carnage before her

"A warm-up" Jaune stated

A montage began as it showed Ren running for three straight hours with Louviere behind him with a chainsaw! It showed Team CFVY and CRDL trying to take down three White Fang bases, how Louviere got them to agree to this they will never know (I promised to do Sienna a favor later down the line), with nothing but an eraser. It showed Nora punching and kicking an Alpha Beowolf who just stood there chained annoyed. Pyrrha was seen fighting Yang in a pit that was constantly moving and they both kept falling down trying to maintain balance. Winter and Weiss were seen running in cold weather in nothing but their work out clothes, Louviere dragged them to a tundra, trying to keep pace with the mad man.

"How does he do all of this!?" Winter asked panting

"I don't know!" Weiss replied

"Drop and give me a hundred!" Louviere said lapping them

"Has he even stopped once!" Winter said dropping to do push ups

"I don't even know anymore" Weiss said on the verge of collapsing


Blake was seen in a room covered by shadows trying to hide from Louviere . She was petrified. Like everyone else she was on the verge of quitting but HE WOULDNT LET YOU! It was like he saw something in you and wouldn't stop until he dragged it out and showed it to you. She turned around and screamed.

"DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTEY!" Louviere yelled

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She ran for her life

"GET BACK HERE!" Louviere yelled chasing her


Everyone finally returned to the front of the school...crawling. They were in so much pain that it was absolutely ridiculous on how bad it was. The pain was screaming in pain!

"How did you put up with this for over ten years!" Nora yelled

"Aura" Jaune stated as they gawked at him "You didn't use your aura did you"

"NO WE DIDN'T!" They all yelled at him

"So that's why I had to punish y'all so damn much" Louviere said as he walked up to them

"Ill be honest I thought your normal routines would have allowed y'all to handle all that?" Jaune said surprised

"It might be because of the fact that they use aura so much that the physical it usually outed to focus on their aura strength not their raw strength." Louviere said

"Yeah that must be it" Jaune said as he looked at them and saw they were all out like a light

"Welp I gotta go do Sienna's favor" Louviere said as he walked away

"Have fun" Jaune said as he picked up Ruby from her chair and walked into their dorm room.


OMAKE (Sienna's Favor)

Jacques was pacing back and forth trying to figure out how the hell he was supposed to catch the culprit.

"Hi Irondick!" Louviere said walking in catching him off guard

"How did you get in here! I have over three hundred armed guards!"

"Those were yours?" Louviere asked as the camera showed a bunch of knocked out or dead guards

Jacques growled "What do you want!"

"Oh I wanted to tell you this!" Louviere said secretly turning on a live stream for the White Fang to watch.


"Oh this is gonna be good!" Adam Taurus said munching on popcorn

"Agreed" Sienna said as she couldn't wait to see what Louviere would do


Music began to play as Louviere began to sing.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka!
You're an uncle fucka - yes, it's true!
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!

Louviere did a little jig.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

White Fang Joining in the singing:
Uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka! Oh!

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
(Adam: Uncle fucka!)

You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!

You're an uncle fucka, I must say!
Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!

(Laughing)
Uncle fucka... that's...

U-N-C-L-E, fuck you!
Uncle fucka-a-a! (Too right!)

Suck my balls!


The White Fang was laughing so hard that they were on the floor.

"S-Stop it! I can't breathe!" Adam said between laughs

"I love it!" Sienna said as she held her sides

"Okay all in favor of no longer threating Vale and instead helping them say I"

All the White Fang said as they ended their terrorist ways and decided to be more of a helper of sorts, but Louviere's show wasn't done yet! He did one more thing that made them all die laughing


Louviere suddenly grabbed Jacques and pulled out an electric razor. He cut his hair straight down the middle.

"Somebody looks FABULOUS!" Then he kicked him in the nuts than ran out

"WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!"


At that point they all died laughing

"YES!" They all Laughed


Yes that omake is canon hope you enjoyed! Before you ask no I'm not gonna throw myself into a relationship with any of the characters. I based Devil's Advocate of people I actually know and as such I, being the only real person named in the story who is myself, will not date anyone! This story is mostly for Ruby and Jaune! Now if you want other ships, which I plan to do in this story, to happen than keep on praying that I choose your ship! Also I prefer my guy to be more a comic relief character than anything considering he will be VERY durable In this story. Don't expect him to date anybody...why do I feel like I opened a floodgate...well whatever see y'all next time!