Title: What Is Love?

Characters: Hiruma x Mamori

Notes: I suddenly missed the Devilbat's craziness because of Yana's Review so i came up to this, sorry if it's crappy. Pure crack, hahahaha. Wouldn't be able to update daily, the new semester starts. I'm survived til 4th year college. Gonna be busy with my OJT. Hooray! XD


It was a fine Sunday afternoon and the Deimon Devilbats members were complete for their weekend practice, they have just gotten a small break in the middle of their practice and they were now snacking when a certain chibi remembered something. "Hiieeee! I haven't done my assignment in Psychology yet!" Sena stated out of the blue that everybody turned their heads on him. "Crap!" Togano said suddenly, "Our assignments…" Jumonji continued, "Weren't done too. Oraaaa!" Kuroki ended as everyone just sweatdropped as they argued to themselves if they weren't really brothers. And the four students from section 1-2 formed a circle to help each other with their assignments.

"What assignment is that?" Monta asked as he and Komusubi butted in with the four, "Aha-ha-ha! I could finish that before breakfa—" Taki said spinning when Suzuna skated on his back "You're in a different section baka aniki!" they were in different sections so they don't know what the other first years were talking about. "Crap! How are we supposed to answer this when we haven't even experienced this Oraaaa!" Kuroki whined as he stared daggers to his notebook. "But maybe Jumonji already had, he was confessed many times already." Togano said as he scratched his chin slowly. "W-what are you saying you idiot!" Jumonji said as Kuroki stared at him accusingly and they began to chase after each other in a circle. The other first years just sweatdropped.

"Yaaa! Sena what's that?" Suzuna asked as she skated her way to them. Sena smiled at her sheepishly and showed her what was written on his notebook. Define Love in one sentence. Suzuna grinned widely, "Yaaaaa! That was so easy!" she mused and all of the first years looked at her ears all open to hear what she was about to say. She raised her forefinger and said enthusiastically, "Love is not Hate!" as she smiled widely. All of the first years dropped their bodies disappointedly on the floor anime style at her answer. "Ehehehe. Maybe we should ask our senpais?" Sena suggested as he scratch the back of his head. "Yeah. That's right." Kuroki approved. "Yeah right." Togano said, "Hey can't you think of other words you too?" Jumonji said to his bestfriends and continued. "Right Sena!" and the author sweatdropped, he used that synonym too.

"Yaaaa! We should ask the eldest first!" Suzuna said as the four stared at her as she made her way to Doburuko-sensei. "Ne, ne, Dobie-chan, can you define love in one sentence?" Suzuna asked him while he was drinking his sake. He wiped his lips and he turned into that serious mode of his and said, "Love is that condition in which the happiness of another is essential to your own." He said calmly.

"Too deep." Togano said with a wrinkling face.

"Yeah too deep." –Jumonji

"It was really too deep." Kuroki, scratching his chin slowly.

"Ehehehehe." Sena just laugh nervoiusly, sweatdropping.

"Rawrr, rawwrr, rawwr!" (Translation: Love is Double Bacon Cheeseburger) Cerberus provided, but no one understood, Butaberos just sweatdropped at the Evil Mutt's antics.

The first years proceeded to their next target leaving Doburuko-sensei to enjoy his sake, and now it was Mushashi. "Ano Musashi-sempai, can you define love in one sentence MAX?!" Monta approached him as the four was ready to write down what Musashi is about to say, Musashi looked at them weirdly for about ten seconds before blurting out, "Love is the best high, and the worse low." The first years could just look at each other in confusion. "Did you… understand that?" Jumonji asked being the less idiotic among them, everyone just shook their heads off. So they proceeded to their next target.

Komusubi approached his master as he was devouring snacks in the roulette table, "M-master! Ngoh! L-love!" (Translation: Master! Can you define love in one sentence?) he slammed one fist on the table as he asked Kurita. The four readying their pens and notebook for Kurita's answer. "Um.. Eto.. Love is like a piece of you is missing when you are not with the one you love." Kurita said and smiled at them. "Now that was a nice answer MAX!" Monta said, "But hey, we can't have the same answers, the four of us, they will say we cheated!" Jumonji said as a matter-of-factly. "Then we should ask more, but Kurita-sempai's answer is mine." Togano said as he started to write down the answer on his notebook. "First come first serve is the motto of Kuroki Koji Oraaaa!" he stated as he showed to the others that he had already wrote Kurita's answer, The Huh-huh brothers were arguing at the background when Sena barely noticed Ishimaru.

"Ah ano, Ishimaru-san, can you please define love in one sentence?" he asked and the Huh-huh brothers stopped fighting to ready themselves to write Ishimaru's answer. "Love is patient; Love is kind." He said plainly. "Too plain." Kuroki said turning his back, "Yeah too plain." Togano added. "It was really too plain." Jumonji ended as they made their way to Yukimitsu. "Ehehehehe." Sena just laughed nervously as Ishimaru started to cry waterfalls anime style.

"Yukimitsu-sempai, can you define love in one sentence?" Jumonji asked and the others ready to write as they waited for Yukimitsu's answer, he looks like thinking for a few seconds and said, "Love is a chemical reaction to increase the odds of procreation and survival of offspring an—" Yukimitsu wasn't able to finish as the Huh-huh brothers turned their backs to him. "Too scientific." Kuroki said, "Yeah too scientific." Togano added. "It was really scientific." Jumonji ended. "Ehehehehe." Sena could just sweatdrop.

It was when they had spotted Mamori who was carrying a mug of coffee making her way to Hiruma, the four proceeded to her, "Aha-ha-ha, can you define love in one sentence Mademoiselle Mamori?" Taki asked her while spinning idiotically, as she was putting the mug beside Hiruma "Love is when you like someone for who they truly are, not caring about how they look at all." she smiled after saying that. "That was a nice one!." Kuroki said enthusiastically, "Yeah its nice." Togano added. "It was really nice!" Jumonji ended. "Thanks Mamori-neechan." Sena smiled to her."Hngoh ngoh!" (Translation: Love is when you don't know why you seem to be attracted to one person) Butaberos squeaked as he eyed Hiruma eyeing Mamori as she gives her answer, but yeah of course, no one understood him.

Now it was down to the last person, their Control Tower from hell of course, Hiruma Youichi who is currently reading Amefuto Monthly, legs propped up at the roulette table, enjoying his black coffee. The four nudged each other by the elbows as who will gonna ask their devilish captain, and of course, because of the gopher that he is, it ended up with Sena, "A-ano, Hiruma-san?" he said nervously, "What Fucking Shrimp?" Hiruma asked, not removing his eyes to the magazine, well of course he already know, he's been listening all the while to the Class 1-2 adventure about what is love. "C-can you d-define love in o-one sentence?" Sena asked trembling trying not to faint.

It was when a devilish grin split out of his face and whipped out two machine guns and started to fire in the ceiling, "Love is the fucking fear of being alone, that's why I don't need love you fucking kids! Kekekeke! Now give me 100 laps around the river. Fucking break is over! YA-HA!" and he started to chase them with his guns as his teammates started to run for their lives totally forgetting their unfinished assignments.

-ooOoo-

The darkness was almost conquering the skies as the Quarterback and Manager worked in silence in the clubhouse, the other members had already gone home because of the exhaustion their devilish captain caused them. The two was working in a comfortable silence but then 'SIGH' came from the auburn Manager, the Quarterback's trigger finger suddenly twitched, 'What the fuck is bothering her?' his Fucking Manager had been sighing unusually for the nth time, and it was bugging the hell out of him.

'SIGH' there it is again, and he could not take it anymore. "Spill." He stated, glaring daggers to her. "Huh?" she blinked, confused of what Hiruma is talking about. And now he is pissed, "Fucking spill what's bothering you! You've been sighing loudly ever since practice ended and it's fucking annoying!" he shouted at her. 'So he noticed.' Mamori thought, Hiruma was tapping his fingers impatiently waiting for her answer. "Um.. It's just that.." now Hiruma lost all his temper. "Goddammit Fucking Manager just say it already!"

"Don't you really need love Hiruma-kun?" she said, almost whispering, but he heard, she wasn't looking at him, she was looking at her clipboard she suddenly found interesting, and her face was beet red. Hiruma was taken aback at what she said, so that's what had been bugging her all this time? If he needed love? He was dumbfounded for about five seconds while he formulate strategies how to get out of this, he ended up using his favourite past time if it regards to her: teasing. "So what Fucking Manager? Are you gonna fucking give me tons of fucking love? Kekekeke!" he cackled and she blushed even harder, "Mou Hiruma-kun! You're evil!" she retorted as she started to puff her cheeks in that cute way of hers. "Keh!" Hiruma started to get up and gathered his things, he handed her some videotapes and said "I need that fucking edited tomorrow morning as your payment for slacking off today." He said and proceeded to the door. Mamori just stared daggers at him.

"Fucking Manager." He said, getting her attention as he opened the door, his back was facing her. "I don't need fucking love…" he turned to face her, looking directly into her eyes, blue orbs meet green marbles, "but if it's you, I don't mind." Then he smiled, a genuine smile, not those grin or smirks he always had, just a plain smile. He turned his back to her again. "See you tomorrow, Mamori." And with that he left. Leaving a dumbfounded Mamori, face flushed, holding her chest, feeling her heart drum wildly as the Devil's words and smile ran through her head like a tape on repeat.