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The second part of the third episode is here, let's see who is the vilest of the villains in this savage cook off. I hope you enjoy reading the episode as much as I enjoy writing it.

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No more Mr. (or Miss.) Nice Guy – Delightness or Disgustness?

In the middle of the room was Sylvia with DJ and Chef, in front of her Eva, with her ugly hat (that looked like a disembodied Chef's head biting her head), Scott and Max, waiting for the next round

"I hope you are ready because the true survival of the fittest begins here, this round is called Delightness or Disgustness, don't worry about the last round because you three start this one from scratch. Now, do you have what it takes to deal with this challenge? Please, DJ, tell them about it," said Sylvia on her melodic voice.

"Yes Sylvia, form the depths of the forest, this dangerous predator travel from the past to the present. Are you brave enough to take this challenge and bake this monster? If you are, prepared yourself to go against…" DJ said in a theatrical and excited tone.

A drum roll began, and door number two opened. The sound is replaced by 'Also sprach Zarathustra' by the Ventures, it shows a forest diorama, and in the middle, a Beaver, with husks and covered in a thick woolly fur, it was roaring and look like a real, but a smaller version of the predator from Boney island.

"The Woolly Beaver Cake!" announce in a loud voice DJ.

Eva hit her hand with her fist, Scott whistle surprised, and Max jaw dropped.

"You are deceiving us, where is the cake?" asked Max.

"The Woolly Beaver is the cake, Chef, can you tell them the details?" asked Sylvia, facing toward the big man.

"Listen up maggots, this cake is a chocolate and vanilla checkered cake, all the body is made of cake, with the tail and the head made of fondant and modeling chocolate, and the body hair is buttercream. You can use any trick your little brains could come up to make the fur look like fur," said Chef in his martial tone.

"That's all?" asked Eva smirking, she didn't know much about baking, but it was only making a hairy beaver.

"Are you crazy? All that is a stupid cake, with little squares inside, I don't think we can make it, even if they give us the rest of the day," said Scott, intending to gain some sympathy from the judges.

"This is not as easy as it looks, but don't worry, this round you will get help, in your kitchen, it's an emergency button, you press it, and for three minutes Chef or DJ will help you in the challenge, but they can't bake, they can only give you advice," explains Sylvia.

"GWA-cough, cough, you are badly mistaken if you consider you can give me advice, my EVIL genius is beyond your comprehension," Max fail his evil laugh, and then began to rub his hands.

"Believe me, it will be of help," said Sylvia, then facing to the farmer, "and also Scott, as you had so many problems in the last round, we decide to give you an extra button, the Brunch of Disgustness button, press it and your opponents must stop baking and eat a special treat made by our chefs, they will have to finish their meal or wait for 3 minutes until they can bake again."

"Oh, darn it, only 3 minutes?" said Scott, disappointed (and a little irritated).

"Yes, but the 3 minutes begin after they taste the treat, so at least they have to try to eat it. Well, you have 90 minutes to make this cake, so now everyone's on their own, get wild, start baking," said Sylvia excitedly.

Eva jump over the table of her kitchen, and Scott run to his own, and Max stood there confused for a moment, dashing to his kitchen when he realized the challenge had started.

"Why Scott and not Max have the extra button? I think the little one baked the worst doughnut, even if it had the best appearance," asked DJ as the 3 judges return to their table.

"Because that little son of a gun poisoned me, that's why," snarl Chef.

"Chefy, please, we are on TV, don't use that language, at least wait until the show is over," Sylvia scolds the main judge.


Scott table

"Well, it didn't go as well as planned, but at least I gain the button, now I only need to use it at the best moment, and be sure of making something edible for the judges," said Scott, trying to turn on his PDA (he succeeds at his third attempt).

"But baking a cake is harder than it seems, well Scottie, just remember what Mami said, just follow the recipe, and I am good following orders," Scott smile and reads the steps in the recipe.

The farmer began to get the ingredients and look at his opponents, he may not know how to operate the fancy mixer, but he knows he can learn by watching the strong woman or the gnome, like in a circus.

"Well, is only mixing everything and use some levers to start it, it doesn't seem so hard," Scott put the ingredients on the bowl, and began cracking the eggs, munching an eggshell as he works.

"Scott, don't do that, it's dangerous, it can give you salmonella," shouts Sylvia, astonished by the ginger behavior.

"Hehe, sorry, it's and habit, you sound just like my Mami, she even said the same thing about the salmonella," he then spits the eggshell into the trash bin, the judges frowning with disgust.


Eva table

"I win the warm-up, now I need to win the match, I can do it, after all, I am the best," Eva was psyching herself up.

Eva took the bowl of the stand mixer and began to put the ingredients, she measures the ingredients crudely with a cup, but cracks the eggs quickly and proficient as a chef.

"Hey Eva, that's pretty rad, where did you learn to do that?" Asks Sylvia in her melodic voice.

"I am used to cracking them, I eat 6 raw eggs every day as part of my breakfast," said Eva, as she turns on the mixer.

"Raw? Really? What's with these people? Didn't they heard about salmonella?" ask Sylvia astonished.

"I never get ill, I haven't caught a cold since I was 7, and it was because I wasn't used to the Canadian winter," she said smirking.

"I don't understand why they never won a season of Total Drama, but I understand why people call them villains," said Sylvia, shocked.


Max table

"Those fools, they ignore the failure in the last round, was part of my EVIL plan to win this contest, but I am afraid that if I try to give them a taste of true EVIL, that bald savage could do something we both regret," said Max lowering his voice and reading the recipe.

Max wash his hands, crack the eggs in a different bowl, a technique to not let eggshell in the mix, and began to mix the ingredients, preparing the batter for the chocolate cake and the vanilla cake in different bowls.

"Wow, I thought he had no experience cooking," said DJ, happily surprised.

"Bah! that little gnome is only dirtying more dishes than necessary," said Chef, still angry at the super-villain.

"Max, where did you learn to bake like that?" asked Sylvia ignoring Chef's negative attitude.

"I need to feed the little minions I take care of in my part-job as a babysitter. Sometimes they want a snack and is healthier if it is homemade," said Max as he pours his vanilla batters in the pan.

"You are a babysitter, man, that is unexpected, now I see you in a different light," said DJ.

"GWA-HA-HA-HA, it was about time someone realizes my genius, if you want, I can make you my sidekick," said Max trying to make an evil smirk, but it was more like a lame smile.

"Hmm, Thanks, man, but my mamma will be ashamed if I become an evil villain's sidekick," said DJ tongue-in-cheek.


Judges table

"That woolly beaver looks pretty fierce, I would be terrified if I face one," said Sylvia looking exaggeratedly scared.

"I know what you mean. If I meet one, I also would be scared," said DJ nodding.

"Hey! Didn't you found some woolly beaver when you were on the show?" asked Sylvia in a fake alarmed tone.

"No, the other team ran away from them; also, my friend Harold found some of them during the second season, but that was after I forfeit," said DJ.

"Let's forget about that, and let me tell you how to make the stupid cake," said Chef, trying to change the subject. He wanted to avoid discussing DJ's forfeit from the second season.

"Chefy, I am so proud of you, it's the first time you want to tell us how you make the cake, please go ahead," said Sylvia in a melodic tone.

"To make the woolly beaver cake, you must make four cakes, 2 of each flavor, bake them, cut then in strips and putting them together to make the square pattern.

"Use buttercream to hold it together, then cover it with buttercream and use a brush to make it look like fur. Finally, use fondant and modeling chocolate to make the head and the rest of the details," Chef explains in a professional chef's tone.

"Wow, man, that was awesome; you almost sound like a real chef," said DJ smiling.

"DJ, coming from you, I feel really offended," snarl Chef in a low voice.


Eva Table

Eva put her pans in the oven, and then go back to her kitchen, rereading the recipe, to review the next steps.

"Look, she and Scott didn't grease their pans before putting the batter, their cakes will be stuck in the pan after they are baked," said DJ to the other judges while watching Eva.

"Now made the buttercream, I must add food coloring to make it, but I don't know how to make it brown, I remember that mixing colors you make other colors so let try that," said Eva

Eva then began to mix, red, then yellow, becoming orange, not a bad start.

Then she adds blue, and it becomes gray, What the heck food coloring? Thought Eva.

She put red again and became a blood-colored color.

"AW! forget this," said Eva enraged, her eyes bulging, and throwing the bowl with the blood-colored buttercream, hitting a cameraman in the groin with it.

She then mixes another bowl of buttercream, but now with the three colors, red, yellow, and blue, making all her batches black.

"Do black beavers exist? I don't know, and I don't care, but it will be better to make it black if I can't make brown," said the female bully, still scowling after the brown color fiasco.


Max Table

Max was working with the colors, but he was pulling his hair out, trying to get the correct one.

"These colors dare to resist me and my attempts to win this round as a stepping stone to take over the world, I need help from my sidekick," said Max, pressing the emergency button. This didn't go unnoticed by the farm boy.

"An emergency, we have an emergency," began to shout Sylvia comically.

"I will not help that twerp," said Chef folding his arms.

"Let me go," said DJ standing up, "I am glad to help," he adds as he walks toward Max.

"You are late sidekick, I need your help, I am trying to make brown color out of this, but in the storage, there is only red, blue and yellow food colorant, make brown color for me so I can accomplish my ambition," said Max with wide eyes and a sinister smile.

"Also, thanks for coming, I was afraid the big one would be the one answering the emergency call," add the super-villain in a lower and more grateful tone.

DJ raises an eyebrow. He then smiles and patiently answers him.

"Man, you need to mix 6 drops of yellow and red, and 4 of blue, then add a drop until you get the color you want, like this," DJ takes a plate and mix the colors, Max watch carefully, but also Scott's who was spying them (but the farmer only heard part of it).

"GWA-HA-HA-HA, now I can rule the color," said Max in a loud voice "Thanks again," he adds in a lower one.

"Don't worry, man, good luck," Said DJ as he goes back to the judges' table.

Max began to make his buttercream, not realizing another villain is plotting against him.


Scott Table

The farmer was smiling after hearing how to make the brown colorant, he now was making the buttercream, and start modeling the details of his woolly beaver.

"Well, it does taste good," said Scott after tasting his buttercream, "if I remember correctly, I have to put this sugary thing between my cakes, what I still don't know is how to make them in that square black-and-white pattern.

He then goes and checks their cakes, they are done, so logically his opponents' cakes must be almost ready, realizing this a sly smile appeared on his face.

Just when Eva was about to check her cake, Scott pressed the brunch of disgustness button.

"You dirty bastard, you press it knowingly our cakes could burn during the stupid challenge," Eva's eyes went wide, and she clenched her fist.

"Of course not, I thought you already take them out, sorry," lied Scott smiling sheepishly, but Eva still felt he was lying.

"GWA-HA-HA-HA that's was also truly evil, I would commend your actions, but your moronic idea also harm me, you make a dangerous enemy today, freckles," said Max in a loud and aggressive tone.

"Did you call me freckles?" said Scott coldly, he was shocked. He didn't know if to laugh at the insult or punch Max on the face.

"Sorry, I maybe went too far," the super-villain apologized, while finger twiddling.

"Please stop fighting, Eva and Max, hurry to the Brunch of Disgustness' table for your treat," said Sylvia stopping the discussion between the campers.


Brunch of Disgustingness Button

"Hehehe, Listen up maggots, to return to bake you must eat a special treat made by our staff, you must taste it and finish it, or taste it, and after 3 minutes you will back to your kitchen, but if you finish before the time it's up, it's minutes you gain," said Chef looking at them with contempt.

"Do your worst?" said Eva folding her arms.

"Yes, you don't know the kind of EVIL you are facing, repent while you can," said Max with bloodshot eyes.

The staff put two plates in front of the campers, with a metal cloche to hide what is the treat.

"Let's see if you can keep that attitude, remember if you want to puke, use the designated cubes that are next to your chair. And don't do anything too gross, this is a baking show after all," Chef said and smirked.

"Today special is a surprise fried skewer, in front of you are three skewers with fried food, we are not telling you what it is, and you must eat it, I assure you it's edible, Bon appetite," Chef chuckle as he watches the campers eat.

In front of each of the were 3 sticks with 4 fried things skewered, the shape of the 'food' was too vague to distinguish what it was. Nonetheless, Eva picked one stick and began to devour it.

"I don't know what it is, but is really bad," said Eva wrinkling her nose, but still digging her food. While eating an insect leg gets stuck near her mouth.

Max gulp nervously, and then take a bite to his skewer, finding his first fried treat is a spider, the supervillain feels dizzy but eat the other half. After that, he keeps eating the rest of the skewer, trying to put it whole into his mouth, and not see what it is.

Max was suffering with the skewers, eating worm's cocoon and bat unknowingly, forcing the food down his throat. After eating half of the food, Max had a green tone on his skin.

Eva, on the other hand, eats the first skewer, and the second without flinching, she even eats a scorpion, taking his sting from between her teeth, but as soon as she eats the third skewer, she turns and barf on the cube.

"Monsters, what EVIL did you put in the third one so even she has thrown up?" said Max outraged, "and also, if you can, tell me where I can buy some," he added in a lower voice.

"Those bastards put green peppers in there, yuck!" snarl Eva cleaning her mouth and glaring at Chef.

"Oook, that's nasty, yes, those bastards are another kind of evil," lied Max in a normal voice, he didn't believe peppers taste so bad, but he wouldn't tell that to an angry Eva.

The female bully ends the last of her skewer and returns to her kitchen, glaring all the way at Scott. Max takes a little more time but also end his skewer 30 seconds before the time up. The cakes of the two campers were already overcooked, but luckily neither burned.

Chef return to the judge's table, he was smiling, and also impressed by Eva, if not for the pepper she would eat all her skewers in less than a minute, maybe she could study to be a chef.


Max Table

The super-villain takes his cakes out of the oven, but at least it didn't seem too dry, he takes them out of the pan and put them in his table, putting the buttercream, and putting layer upon layer to create the body of the beaver.

"Buttercream, stop melting, you are not an ice cream cone in summer, you are a cake frosting, start acting like that," Max yells at the buttercream.

"Wow, he is arguing with the buttercream, we had some campers who talk with the stand mixer, but this is new," said Sylvia, amused.

"That gnome is a nutcase. Also, he was the only one who remembered put his donuts on the blast chiller. How could he forgot to put his cake on it?" said Chef shaking his head.

"Don't be so mean chef, he is doing his best," DJ said, defending the super-villain "also, his problem is he is almost out of time, that's why he didn't use the blast chiller. Probably,"

"You know, you are a softie," said Chef glaring at the Brickhouse with a heart.

"Man, I know I'm," replied DJ, smiling proudly.


Scott Table

"Darn it, the cakes stuck in the pan and taking them out left some part of the cake stuck in the bottom," complained Scott as he looks at his cakes.

"Well, best to cut them and put them together to make the pattern," said Scott, taking a large kitchen knife.

The farmer began to cut his cakes, putting 1 vanilla strip, then 1 chocolate strip, and so on, then covered them in buttercream, and start again.

The square was not entirely even, but it looks fine enough, so he began to cover it in the brown buttercream (that looked a little orange) the body of the beaver was almost complete in a moment.

"It so different from the real deal, I never see a beaver's innards, but I smell some beavers, and definitely they don't smell like this," Scott takes a deep breath and smell the cake, he is sure of his victory.


Eva Table

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Eva is hitting her pans against the table, her cakes also stuck in it, she is clenching her teeth, and the vein of her temple was pulsing.

"Eva, please, you will break the pan, take it easy," shouts Sylvia, trying to calm the female bully.

"Don't patronize me, after you put me through that disgusting challenge, my cakes almost burn, the stupid cake doesn't come out of the pan, and you have the nerve of telling me to take it easy!" Eva's eyes were bulging, she hit the pan against the table again, and the cake came out but broke in half.

"AAAHHH! forget this," said Eva, then throws the pan through the air, hitting Scott accidentally on the groin.

"Agh!, Mami," said the ginger in a high-pitched voice as he falls to the floor.

Sylvia stands up and walks to the female bully, who is grabbing the pan with her second cake.

"Eva, listen to me, I am not patronizing you, you are an adult, but if you let your anger control you, you will lose, and not because your opponent was better, but because you lose to yourself," Sylvia's voice was serious and cool, very different from her happier demeanor.

"But, I…" Eva comes into her senses, she was ashamed that her temper got the better of her, "sorry, I get anxious because the cakes are stuck, and I lose my head."

Sylvia press Eva's emergency button.

"Let me tell you what to do to take out those cakes," the host smile and begins to help Eva with the cakes, and after three minutes, the host goes back to the judge's table.

"You were awesome, Sylvia, how did you always know how to talk with her?" asked DJ impressed.

"It's easy, she reminds me of myself on my younger days," replied the chubby host, with a dreamy expression.

DJ looks at the athletic and bad-tempered Eva and the happy-go-lucky and positive Sylvia and then decide not to pursue that matter.


Judge Table

"Campers, there is only 10 minutes left, so begin to make the final touches on your cakes," shout Sylvia on her melodious voice.

"And tell me, DJ, do you like bunnies?" asked Sylvia with a quizzical smile.

"I love them, in fact, I like all the animals, well except snakes, but my favorites are the bunnies," said DJ with a big smile on his face.

"Then, do you want to make one?" said Sylvia as she takes out some fondant from under the table.

"Are you serious," said Chef rolling his eyes.

"Yes, Chefy, DJ, why don't you show us how to make a bunny with fondant," said Sylvia smiling.

"Hehehe, ok, the fondant is not so hard to use, is like play-doh, you only need to roll it, make a ball, and roll it again and repeat until it is soft enough," DJ pretty quickly roll the fondant. "and then you make the bunny,"

"Wow, is not so hard," Said Sylvia, showing the big and strange 'bunny' that she made.

"It's a kangaroo?" asks Chef, grinning, he made a dog instead of a bunny.

"It's a bunny, but at least it doesn't look like a dog," replied Sylvia, offended.

"Hey, my bunny is an abstract bunny," said Chef angrily, folding his arms.

"Don't fight, both are pretty well done," said DJ, his bunny being well done and cute.

"Hey, your look almost real," said Chef.

"Thanks, Chef, I am very proud of my culinary skills," reply DJ blushing.

"You must have a good teacher," said Chef, referring to himself.

"Yes, my Mamma, if you watching this Mamma, please know that I am so proud of being your son," DJ began to cry of happiness.

"You ungrateful crybaby," mumbled Chef scowling.


Max Table – 10 minutes

"The time is running out, and my EVIL woolly beaver don't have a head or a tail, it's time to use my genius and improvise," said Max.

The supervillain runs to the storage room, he then takes take some fruits and vegetables, and some candies. Max returns to his table and leaves all the things over it.

"You may think you already won, but I, Max, will show why I'm the greater EVIL in this Villainous competition GWA-HA-HA-HA," Max laughs evilly.

"That should be one of my best evil laughs, I will need to study it when this episode is released on stream," said the super-villain, smiling as he works in his beaver head.


Scott Table – 10 minutes

Scott recovered from the hit, and now was carving the head of his beaver with a knife, the details in the head are covered by his hand, he works with his tongue over his upper lip. His face is dirtied with flour and brown-orange colorant.

"Ok, I have done everything I could, now cover it with the fonda, and we are ready to win," Scott smile and clean the sweat from his face with his arm.

The farmer looks at the camera with a puzzled expression.

"The only real problem I have is that my beaver doesn't look as beaverly as it should, anyway I don't have enough time to make another," Scott shrugs and begins to use his knife on the beaver cake body.


Eva Table – 10 minutes

"Well, I need to give some final touches to the head and do something to the fur of the stupid beaver, at this moment it looks like a bowling ball disguised as a beaver," Eva said, frowning

The female bully was mad but tried to focus all that energy on her cake, even if she didn't win the prize money, if she can conquer her temper, then it's her personal victory.

"But anyway, I can still make this beaver look a lot fiercer, and I had an idea of how to do it," Eva then take a bar of red fondant and start to knead it.


"5, 4, 3, 2, 1. You're done." Sylvia shouts, standing in the middle of the room, the three campers put their screens up, covering their woolly beavers cake. Eva makes a fist bump to the air, Scott throw his knife and stick it into his table, and Max began to laugh evilly, but stop short coughing.


Delightness or Disgustness first camper: Eva Woolly Beaver cake.

The three judges walk to the front of Eva Kitchen, the female Bully was waiting with her arms folded and smirking.

"Eva, you had to reproduce this fierce woolly beaver cake, let's see what you make," said Sylvia in her melodic voice

"Delight your eyes on this," said Eva in a monotonous voice, trying not to sound too annoyed.

Eva screen goes down and reveals her cake, Sylvia laughs, DJ blanched and hide behind Sylvia, and Chef chuckle.

The cake was smaller than the original cake, and the beaver was black, the frosting looking like frosting, not like fur, its paws looked crudely made, like claws, and the tail was blood-colored and shorter.

But the really prominent feature of the cake was the beaver head, it was black as the body, more a dog head than a beaver head, the eyes where red and the teeth and fangs were long, white and uneven.

But what really grabs the attention of the judges was the red like substance (fondant and colorant) that was dripping from the mouth of the cake, and worst of all, a pair of human legs also made of fondant coming from the woolly beaver mouth.

"Hehehe, it's such a wild cake, I like it, but Eva, your cake it's eating a person?" said Sylvia in a playful tone.

"Yes, these things are carnivores, so I think it could give it some realism," said Eva, nodding.

"That's no cool. Also, it's too creepy for a cake," said DJ, more calmed after seeing it was only the cake and its decoration.

"Don't be such a softie, the cake it's not bad, it's quite original, and I see that she made it black instead of brown, it gives personality, but she could do a better job with the body," Chef said, smiling and rubbing his chin.

"Well, Eva, I love it, a cake eating someone, I just love it, now we had two other wild cakes to see. Bye." Sylvia waves at the camper.

"Thanks," said Eva coldly, but smiling.

The three judges then go to the next kitchen, Sylvia walking like an explorer, Chef walking normally behind her, and DJ behind them, looking suspiciously at Eva cake one last time.


Delightness or Disgustness second camper: Scott Woolly Beaver cake.

The three judges came in front of Scott's screen. The farmer was leaning with his back against the table, whistling.

"Scott, you had to reproduce this woolly beaver cake, show us what you got," Sylvia said again in her melodic voice.

"Delight your eyes on this," said Scott in an excited voice, pulsing the button with his elbow.

The screen goes down, Sylvia puts her hands on her mouth, DJ laughs a little and Chef rubs his chin.

The cake was of the same size as the original, it had orange-brown buttercream, and it looked like spiked hair more like fur, the paws and the tail looked realistic, all of them were carved with a knife on chocolate.

But the head was pretty funny, it looked like a realistic pig, with bulging eyes, and fangs like a boar, the head was smaller than the body and looked more like a mutant than a beaver.

"Hahaha, what's with the head of your beaver, it looks like the son of a pig and a frog, it's so wild!" Sylvia laughs.

"Hehehe, I never made a beaver head before, and I keep failing, so I decide to make a pig head and put in the eyes and the teeth," Scott laughs and rubs his neck.

"You idiot, because you carved the support of the head, I became much smaller, so it looks like a giant beaver with a small warthog head, also you put too much yellow, so it looks more like your hair than a beaver," said Chef in his loud voice.

"But the detail in the body is pretty cool, how did you do the spikes,' asked DJ looking at the 'fur' of the beaver.

"I make the hair with the knife, I use a little more buttercream than the necessary, but it works pretty well, though I said it myself," his smug smile betrayed Scott's humble words.

"Well Scott, we still had another beaver to visit, bye," said Sylvia

The host began to walk, looking at the sides as if she was in the jungle, with DJ mimicking her just a step behind, Chef, walked behind DJ rolling his eyes.


Delightness or Disgustness third camper: Max Beaver Woolly cake.

Sylvia, Chef, and DJ stop in front on the last screen. Next to it was Max rubbing his hands.

"Max, we already saw two awesome beavers. Yours is the last one, show us what you got," said Sylvia in her classic melodic voice.

"GWA-HA-HA-HA Delight your eyes on this," Max said, pausing a moment with his finger on the button for a dramatic effect, before pressing it.

The screen goes down and reveals Max's cake, Sylvia smile, DJ nodded, and Chef clenched his teeth.

The cake was much like the original, the size and the color were pretty close to it, and also the details of the paws, but the tail was more like an alligator tale than a beaver.

But the head was strange, It was of the right size, with bulging eyes that were well done, beaver teeth, and big straight tusks, those were a little uneven but larger than the original.

"Well, it looks pretty good, it's not the same, but it has a resemblance, and is the more beaverly cake we have today," said Sylvia smiling.

"Man, those tusks are awesome, How did you make them?" asks DJ, looking at the cake.

"It's easy when you are an EVIL genius like me. You just have to use one of your many talents to design something so dreadful as this," answered Max smiling devilish.

Sylvia and DJ didn't say anything, only keep looking at him, waiting for a better answer.

"And, I also use some fruits and vegetables covered in fondant to make the tusk, the eyes and the teeth, even the tail is a cucumber. Well, an EVIL cucumber," said Max explaining his cake.

"Really? You, gnome, used cucumber in a cake?" Chef said, folding his arms.

"Well, he used it only in the presentation, so I don't see any problem with that, Chefy," said Sylvia rubbing Chef back.

"And also, the details are pretty well done, even if the fur doesn't look so good," said DJ examining the body of the beaver.

"Thanks Max. Now campers, we have seen your three savage and unique woolly beavers, now you will cut the perfect slice for us to taste. Meanwhile, I will go to my seat, because my feet are killing me," Sylvia said as she, DJ and Chef went to the judge's table.

Scott takes the knife from his table, and the three cut a slice from the body of their beaver cakes, bringing them to the judge's table. This is the final stage of the round.


Delightness or Disgustness first tasting: Eva Woolly Beaver cake.

"First, we will taste Eva cake, the pattern is skewed, but you do a great job with what you have, congratulations," said Sylvia smiling.

Then she tastes the cake, gives it to Chef and then to DJ. Sylvia laughs a little, Chef frown, and DJ lowers his eyebrows.

"I like it, you put a lot of buttercream, but it is pretty light. I like this cake," said Sylvia.

"The cake is dry, it was in the oven for too long, the buttercream help, but you can feel it with your tongue. Also, you need to make it four layers tall, and it only had three," said Chef in a loud voice, but at least didn't insult her.

"Chef, you are more kind with Eva than with other campers in the show, Why?" asks Sylvia with a joyous tone, as he doesn't insult her.

Chef ignore her, he was glaring at Eva, and Eva was glaring back at him, you can feel the animosity between them.

"Never mind," said Sylvia shrugging, while DJ continued to taste the cake.

"I am with Chef on this. The cake is a little chewy, you need to put force while biting it. I like your buttercream, but I prefer it a little sweeter," said DJ after tasting the cake.


Delightness or Disgustness second tasting: Scott Woolly Beaver cake.

"Well, this time we will taste Scott cake, the pattern is there, the squares are more squary, but they are of different widths, so it looks pretty wild," Said Sylvia looking at the interior of the cake.

Then the host laughs, "hehe, Scott. The problem with your cake is that with this color, I think I am tasting your hair."

The three judges taste the cake, Sylvia eats her piece and smile, Chef keeps frowning, and DJ opens his eyes wide and smile.

"The cake is moist, you don't use too much sugar, but your buttercream is pretty sweet, so it compensates, not bad," said Sylvia smiling.

"You put lots of buttercream to form the pattern and between layers, so it's too sweet, also as you decorate the cake with a knife which is pretty stupid, but it worked quite well for you because the buttercream went inside the cuts, so you are not only stupid but lucky," said Chef, wrinkling his nose.

"I like the cake, is sweet, is moist, it's spongy, I like it, good cake man," said DJ, smiling.


Delightness or Disgustness third tasting: Max Woolly Beaver cake.

"Now our last cake, Max, you forget to put the pattern," said Sylvia looking at the cake.

"Impossible, you had to check your eyes woman, the pattern is there," said Max in a loud voice.

"Sorry, Max, but you put the cakes piled, so it's a vanilla, chocolate, vanilla, chocolate, but they don't make the squares," said Sylvia showing the cake.

"See, I said it had a pattern, not the correct one, but a pattern nonetheless," said Max folding his arms.

Sylvia, Chef, and DJ taste the cake, Sylvia and DJ smiled, but Chef rolled his eyes.

"I like it, the cake is moist and sweet, and there is buttercream everywhere, maybe it's a little too moist, but I like the cake," said Sylvia smiling.

"Bleh, Gnome, you put the buttercream in the warmth cake, so it melted, pouring into the cake and making it moist, but it makes the texture less firm, also it's a little overcooked," said Chef in a loud voice.

"Chef is a little strict, but he's right if the cake were not dry, so much buttercream would make it soggy, but as it was dry, the result was a moist cake, but I wanted to see a square pattern on it," said DJ smiling.


Delightness or Disgustness: Winner award.

"Campers, this was a savage competition, but only one of you can be the king of the jungle, the more ruthless villain, win the 10,000 dollars prize, and the wonderful Delightness trophy, which again it's not in the table," Sylvia sigh and look at the competitors' entrance.

"Blaineley, where is my trophy Blaineley?" Sylvia shouts.

From the door comes Blaineley, she was dressing with a full-body costume of a rabbit, with her face painted, fake nose, whiskers and ears, she looked less than pleased. In her hand is a trophy that looks like a Chris award from the Total Drama Action but with a chef's hat.

"Oh my gosh, why? Why a bunny?" said DJ while crying on his hands.

"Ple-e-ease, Are you crying?, I should be the one crying, dressed like a rodent," said Blaineley as she deposits the trophy on the table, before going back hopping.

"It's so funny looking others make a fool of themselves with the costumes," said Chef laughing.

"Thanks, Blaineley, see you later," said Sylvia taking the trophy.

"Now we are ready to announce the winner of the second round, DJ, are you ready to shoot the money bazooka?" Asked Sylvia,

"To be honest, Sylvia, no, I'm not ready, I think it's too dangerous," said the jock putting the bazooka on his shoulder with a worried expression, Chef glared at him.

"Well, it was a pretty close competition. All the cakes had a lot of work, great designs, and good flavor, but sadly only one of you can be the winner, so tonight the winner of our savage episode is…"

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"Scott," said Sylvia smiling.

Scott raises his hand and makes a full smile, Eva and Max glared at him, as he began to run to hug Sylvia.

"Mph!, I hate to admit it, but he did it better, I need to be a good sport," Eva sigh, she was furious, but losing it will not change the result.

"This is outrageous, I can't believe that minion could make a better cake than I, a true EVIL mastermind, then again I should admire how he used the button," Max said while clapping.

"Congratulations, Scott," Sylvia hug the redhead and give him the trophy.

"That's right, at last, it worked, you have to love when your plans work." Scott then looks back and fist bumps with Eva (wincing in pain after hitting her) and Max.

"I'm happy for winning the ten grand, but better than that is the victory, I always lose at the final step, so winning is exhilarating, I fell so…" Scott then put his hand on his cheek, noticing he is crying, "am I crying? I hope my sugar cube is watching at home, she always said I am insensitive, did you see me…" but before Scott could tell her name, he was hit in the head by a big pile of money.

"DJ? Really DJ?" said Sylvia looking at the Brickhouse with a heart.

DJ was standing just next Chef, who was holding the bazooka.

"What? This softie would never shoot it," said Chef shrugging.

"Chefy, again, you are NOT supposed to shot it directly at the people," shouted Sylvia. "Is Scott ok?"

"He is out cold, but still breathing," said Eva lifting Scott's hand and dropping it.

"Please, Eva, bring him so we can take the episode selfie," said Sylvia.

In the photo Chef appear smiling after shooting Scott, one more time his finger is covering the left side of the photo, in the right is only half of Max's face, in the center is Eva and DJ lifting and unconscious Scott by the arms, Sylvia is behind him lifting his head and leaning toward his so his face appears on the selfie.

"Thanks for watching Brunch of Delightness, we have more savage episodes, stay tuned and see you again."


Congratulations to Scott for winning the third episode.

This was a close one, I don't know who should be the winner of the round.

When I began writing, the winner wasn't Scott, but as I developed, well, I decided to give him a chance and at the end, it seems more logical to make him the winner, Sorry to Max and Eva fans.

As always, thanks for reading and I hope you like it.