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Delicious Desserts - Camper's Choice

The plate of Brunch of Delightness looks as usual, like the dining hall of Wawanakwa island, but this time illuminated in pink light, with heart decorations on the walls, and Cupid icons on the tables. The background music is relaxing harp's tunes.

In front of the judge's Table, Sylvia is wearing a shoulderless long scarlet toga dress, her hair in a classic bun, at the sides of her head she wears two heart-shaped hair clips.

"Welcome dear viewers, to one of the most dreamy and desired episodes of The Brunch of Delightness, the show where 3 campers decide in a dire competition who make the most delicious dessert to deposit on their accounts a prize of 10,000 dollars," said Sylvia, the last part in a melodic voice.

"I am your diverting host, Sylvia Sweet, and in this Saint Valentine's episode, we drive 3 of the more dauntless campers to dispute who is the best decorating and dealing tasty dishes. The disinfected? The diva? The delinquent? the divine? Only the most determined of these distinguished competitors will defeat the rest," Sylvia smiles and look toward the camper's entrance.

"Now, let's meet our campers," said Sylvia pointing to the door, entering the room are a girl and 2 boys.


First Camper Introduction

(The man on the left side is of brown complexion, thin build, short black hair, and black eyes. He wears a yellow shirt with short sleeves, a blue vest, dark green pants, and black sneakers. Over it, he uses a full white apron.)

The guy sighs, "My name is Dave, and I am Total Drama 6th season 7th place," Dave said in a tired voice.

"I came to this show because I am looking for ways to grow as a person, I have made many mistakes in the past, and I am still looking for answers of how to rectify them. Also, my contract forces me to appear in at least one of the network shows, and this one looks like one of the less dirty," said Dave rubbing his hands.

The program shows Dave cooking. He is wearing yellow rubber gloves and is flattening what looks like bread dough, but instead of baking it, he is cooking it in a frying pan, like a hot cake. He takes the finished bread and puts it in a basket, takes the frying pan, wash it, dry it again, greases it and put it back in the stove, when it's hot, he put another piece of dough to cook it.

"I am not a cook, but sometimes I made chapati, naan, or murgh curry to help my mother. The problem with cooking is that you always make a mess if you are not careful, dirtying more dishes than necessary or spilling oil or flour everywhere," said Dave rubbing his arm.

"Win this show? Are you kidding me? I mean, yes, I can cook a little, but baking is entirely different. But I am not worried about it, I came here to do my best and try different things, so I can build confidence in myself, maybe then I could… Nah, forget it, let's leave it in I am not here to win," said Dave with a serious expression.

"What will I do with the prize money? I already said I will not win, so it doesn't make any sense to think about it. If the other two are worst bakers and I end accidentally winning? Well, then I suppose I will buy some dumbbells and a strong weight bench for my home. I am training myself to improve not only mentally but also physically. Yes, you can laugh now, I don't care," Dave sighs and frowns at the camera.


Second Camper Introduction

(The young woman walking in the middle is of tanned complexion, with green eyes, long blond hair that reaches her lower back, pink tank top, dark pink capris, pink flats and dark heart-shaped sunglasses with pink frames. Over her costume, she uses a short pink apron.)

"Hellooow, my name is Dakota Milton, and I am total drama 4th season 7th place, but all seasons 1st place in the beauty and fashion department," Dakota giggles and blows a kiss to the camera.

"Of course I wanted to be here today, I love to give interviews and appear in any show. After all, I can't deny my fans the opportunity of like watching me on live TV or the Internet," she raises her glasses and wink at the camera.

In the video, Dakota is watching an oven in what looks like a modern and luxurious kitchen. She presses some buttons on the panel, and smoke starts coming out of it. Some men in black suits come into the scene and use fire extinguishers on the oven, as Dakota shrugs and walks out of the kitchen.

"Baking, like seriously, I think all that kitchen work is nice, and I love to eat a good dessert, if it's low in calories, of course. But making it myself, it's like, of course not. I don't know the first thing about baking, one time I tried to cook some cookies for my bf, and I almost burn the kitchen. What? Seriously this is a baking show? NO WAY!" said Dakota raising her glasses, her eyes wide.

"Of course, I can't win, I don't know the first thing about cooking. Daddy forbids me going near the oven, and now you want me to bake? I will try it for my fans, Dakota it's not a quitter, so I will do my best," Dakota blow a kiss to the camera, "but Seriously, it's like no way this is gonna work, well maybe if the other two campers are as bad as me."

"Oh, there is prize money for winning? Like how much? What? Only 10,000 dollars? That is totally cheap. Well with that kind of money I could go and give it to my bf so he can buy some VG, my boyfriend loves consoles or whatever and is always working part-time jobs, so I think he will like it. Oh, oh oh and I will also donate some to charity, it would be nice to help using my own money instead of Daddy's money. Oh well, in the end, I probably spend the money on a whim," said Dakota with a smile.


Third camper Introduction

(The third camper on the right side is a strong build, mean-looking white man, his eyes are teal, his hair black with a lime green mohawk in the middle, he had a black soul patch beard, a black unibrow and silver piercings in his ear, eyebrow and nose. He wears a yellow undershirt with a black T-shirt over it with a skull logo on the middle, blue cargo pants, red sneakers, and a spiked collar. Over his outfit, he wears a black apron.)

"Duncan is the name, and I'm Total Drama Second Season winner," said Duncan with a smirk.

"I hate to be here, but for some circumstances, I can't refuse the offer to appear in this show, and no, it's not some contractual obligations, my reasons are different, let leave it at that. But now that I am here. Let's see if I can have some fun," the delinquent said, sticking out his tongue and showing a piercing in it.

The home video it's taken from behind him, it shows Duncan in a small kitchen with a white apron, he uses his lighter to start the fire in the flambe he was cooking. He then looks back at the camera and sends a kiss to it, as his apron catch on fire. The video ends with Duncan rolling in the ground as the camerawoman stops filming.

"I know a little about baking, after all, to get out of the big house is always better using big and spongy desserts, where you can hide a file, a saw or a spork. One time a cellmate received a cake with a damn blowtorch inside, hahaha, I would like to see the face of the guards when they discovered the melted bars," said Duncan laughing.

"That's right, I am not the best baker, but I can win this. I have a lot of experience in life, and I will not be against other bakers, but people that compete in Torture Drama, of them if I am against DJ or Geoff, I will lose. Against any other, I can beat them," Duncan lean forward and smirk.

"If I win the money, half of the prize will go to pay some debts I gain these past years, the rest, I will buy a new bike, there are some Japanese models old but in great condition and cheap. There is also a side project I had in mind, but I will not talk about it in international TV," Duncan fold his arms and smirk.


"Hello Dave, Dakota, and Duncan, in this lovely episode, we will need you to make some delicious and dreamy treats, to get the heart of your loved ones, because you know, always chocolates over flowers," said Sylvia winking at the campers.

Dave looks with solemn expression to the ground, Dakota giggles and Duncan raised an eyebrow, clearly angry.

"Hihi, that's like the lamest subject I could imagine. Seriously Valentine's day special," said Dakota, still laughing.

"Valentine's day special, that son of a b**** Chris put me in this episode on purpose," said Duncan hitting his palm with his fist.

"I blow my only chance at love. I wonder if someday it will not hurt to think about it as much as it hurts now," said Dave with a vacant stare.

"Hey, wait a minute, please, you are here in the show to compete in 2 rounds of culinary challenges, for the opportunity to win 10,000 dollars, what's with your attitude? Come on, it will be fun!" Sylvia said, trying to stay calm, but she was worried by these three campers.

"Whatever, I only hope there are no more surprises," said Duncan, glaring daggers at Sylvia.

Dakota stops laughing, and Dave looks toward Sylvia, as the host continues with the introduction.

(On Screen Lower third: Sylvia Sweet – Cupid Lovely Helper)

"Well, today in the studio is our main judge, manly Casanova, fangirl heartbreaker and the most handsome of the bald cooks you ever meet, Chef Hatchet," Sylvia blow a kiss to Chef, who is dressed in an apron that looks like a tuxedo, with a red bow tie.

(On Screen Lower third: Chef Hatchet – His name doesn't start with D)

Chef catches the kiss and put it in his pocket. "I know what you are thinking, but I hate this as much as you, but you will have at least a chance to gain 10 grand, and I not, so suck it and make your best effort. Except you delinquent, I hate you, and I hope you lose," said Chef glaring at Duncan.

"I love you too, Chef," said the punk smirking.

"Oh Chef, stop joking like that," said Sylvia winking "Also today we have a lovely special judge, she is a former culinary critic owner of the blog 'Taste it with your aura,' member of the society for the defense of the mutated species and Total Drama 4th season 11th place, Dawn," Sylvia faces Dawn and start clapping.

(Dawn is a short and pale girl with long, light blond hair to her lower back, teal eyes, black circles under her eyes, and purple lipstick. She wears a light blue blouse, a dark green sweater, short gray skirt, violet leggings, and black shoes.)

(On Screen Lower third: Dawn – Critic and her name start with D)

"Greeting everyone, I am so happy to be here today, in this lovely evening. Also, I am glad to meet you, Sylvia, you had such a beautiful Yellow Green Aura. It's a surprise you are a TV host having that kind of positive energy," said Dawn with a small smile.

"Thanks, Dawn, I also like my aura, but let talk about that later, now is the moment to start round one, or like we like to call it, Camper's choice," said Sylvia in a melodic voice.


Camper's choice.

"Behind door number 1, we have a lovely surprise for you three, it's sweet, or maybe sour, like the life himself, you know it pretty well, but maybe you want to forget it now, it's the chocolate and marshmallow love bust," said Sylvia as the door number one opens.

Inside the door is a pink diorama with 3 Greek columns, at the top of each column is a chocolate bust, one of an angry long-haired girl, one of a smiling short-haired girl, and the third is of a guy with curly hair and glasses.

Dakota cover her mouth with both hands and laughs, Dave looks ashamed at the ground, and Duncan narrows his eyes.

"We have 3 Greek columns made of crispy treats, that is marshmallow and rice cereal mixed and covered with fondant. Over them are 3 chocolate busts, from former campers Sky, Sam, and Courtney. That's it, your love interests. You had to make the marshmallow pedestal and sculpt the chocolate. Remember, the column had to be strong enough to hold the busts," said Sylvia with a tender smile.

Sylvia looked at the campers, but they were not as excited as she expected, Dakota was looking at her nails, Dave was with his head down, as if something inside him had just died, and Duncan was looking unamused at the chocolate treats. At least Chef was enjoying it.

"Don't worry about losing your statue, as it is Valentine's day you don't have to choose, we will give you your lover chocolate to you, so please don't look so down," said Sylvia worried, as staff members began to carry the chocolate treats and give them to the campers.

But it didn't work, Dave looked more depressed, and Duncan look at his statue with contempt, only Dakota looked happy seeing Sam figure. Chef was chuckling as he watched this.

"Oh, come on, you don't need to be shy. You can look happy about making those treats," said Sylvia, trying to say something to cheer them up.

"Please, Sylvia stop, there are personal issues between them and their loved ones that you don't understand, and your words only make them feel worse," said Dawn putting her hand on the host's shoulder.

"That's true?" asked concerned the host.

"What can I say? I break up with Courtney years ago after cheating on her with one of her friends," said Duncan with a stern expression, "not my proudest moment."

Dave sob before talking in a low voice, "Sky said she likes me when she already had a boyfriend, and I betray her and make her lose one million dollars. I don't know how to apologize to her after that," he then sighs and stops sobbing.

"That's like so depressing, I am good with Sam, so I am happy to make this, whatever it's called in the form of Sam," said Dakota winking.

"Please, wait a moment," said Sylvia taking Chef by the arm.

"You said that this chocolate lover idea would make then happy," whispered Sylvia, scowling at the main judge.

"No, I said it will be fun, and it is," said Chef laughing.

"Mr. Hatchet, even jokes had some limits, and you went too far," said Sylvia coldly, facing again to the campers.

"Please campers don't be mad, and just make any bust you feel comfortable with, you have 35 minutes so go for it, time is running out," said Sylvia, in a more neutral tone than her usual.

Duncan, Dave, and Dakota run to their kitchens as Sylvia, Chef, and Dawn go and sit at the judge's table, Chef rubbing his neck worried.


Judge Table

Sylvia sits frowning, facing at Dawn and ignoring Chef, the big man looks at her with a serious expression, it was like he wanted to say something and couldn't.

"And tell me, Dawn, why did you close 'Taste it with your Aura' I heard it was trendy," asked Sylvia.

"Well, Sylvia, it was a success when I and some friends went to try different dishes around the city, and I write for fun the effects of the dishes on their auras, but the blog popularity began to grow, and it attracted a lot of negative energy, so I close it for good," said the moonchild smiling.

"Auras, bah, nonsense," said Chef folding his arms.

"Please, Mr. Hatchet, don't be rude with our special judge," said Sylvia in a cold tone, "And I think that reading auras is a great talent, quite impressive for a person of her age," said Sylvia defending Dawn.

"It's not as impressive as it sounds, sometimes people freak out when they heard what I read in their auras, and other times they fear me, it's quite a solitary existence," said Dawn with a melancholic look on her face.

"That's so sad, sorry, Dawn," said Sylvia, hugging the little special judge.

"But most of the time, I am happy to see the auras, like now, Chef red aura shows he is truly sorry for this challenge idea, and he wants to ask you to forgive him," said Dawn with a little smile.

"That's no-" said Chef in a loud voice and hitting the table, then he lowered his head, sighing, "You're right, shorty, it sounded pretty funny to mock those two, but it wasn't, sorry Sylvia," said Chef rubbing his neck.

"Its fine, Chefy, but it's not me who you should apologize," said Sylvia hugging Chef, as Dawn smiled.

"You win, I will apologize to the germ freak, but NEVER to the delinquent," said Chef folding his arms.

"Chef?" asked Sylvia raising an eyebrow.

"No, Sylvia, no, I hate his guts. There is no way I will apologize to that stupid green-haired punk," Chef said, hitting the table again.


Dakota Table

"This PDA doesn't have internet access, I can't send messages or update my status in my social networks, this is so like 20th century," said Dakota after looking what was installed on the PDA.

"Now I need to begin the recipe, what does it say, I need to melt the marshmallows and mix them with the rice cereal, well it doesn't sound that hard," said Dakota as she put her glasses on her apron pocket.

The fame-monger began to look around her table for the pot, the marshmallow of anything that was written in the recipe, but after a minute, she stopped searching and began to talk with the Judges.

"Sylvia, they forget to leave the ingredients on my kitchen," said Dakota, worried.

"No, Dakota, you have to go to the storage room to look for the ingredients and tools you need in the challenge, did you never watch the show?" asked Sylvia.

"Eh? Really? I never see the show before it was like so boring and stuff, they were always doing things I don't understand, so I only watch until the first challenge and begin to watch another program," said Dakota before going to the storage room.

"I am pretty worried about her right now," said Sylvia aloud, Chef and Dawn nodding.


Duncan Table

"When they ask me to come to the show, I should know it was to embarrass me on international TV, at least now I can forget about it and focus on winning, it must be easy if my opponents are airhead blondie and the whimper," said Duncan as he reads the recipe.

"Well, I must melt marshmallow and mix it with cereal, then sculpt it and cover it, and then sculpt the head with modeling chocolate. It sounds easy, but there is almost no time," said Duncan before going to the storage room.

He takes a big bag of marshmallows, they were like the ones Chris used to give them during TD island, at the same time he looks at the knives, an evil smile appears on his face as he looks toward the position of the cameras, it would be too easy to just steal some of them, but he decides not doing it, at least for now, and then goes out of the room.

"And the last marshmallow goes to . . . Duncan," said the delinquent throwing one marshmallow into the air and eating it while the pot was heating.


Dave Table

Dave put a pair of yellow rubber gloves and bring the marshmallows and the pot from the storage room, then began to psych himself up.

"Come on, Dave, if you want to apologize to her. First, you need to endure thinking about it, there is no use to cry over spilled milk, and this challenge is good training," he said while looking into the pot, then lose his focus "Does this pot was washed before the show? Better not take risks."

Dave began to wash the pot, Sylvia watching him surprised.

"Dave, the pot is clean, don't waste time rewashing it," said Sylvia in a loud voice.

"Sorry, Sylvia, I wasn't sure, do you know if all the utensils were washed?" said Dave as he began to dry the pot.

"Yes, they are all clean," shout Sylvia.

"You know what kind of dish detergent they use?" asked Dave.

"They use a very good one, so stop worrying about it and began to heat that pot," shout Sylvia, trying to not laugh.

"Ok, thanks to Sylvia," said Dave, honestly grateful.

"Chef, I think your favorite camper has the advantage this round," said Sylvia mockingly to Chef, who was glaring at Duncan.


Judge Table

"And Dawn, tell us, do you bake?" asked Sylvia with her usual smile.

"I'm ashamed I don't know the intricate ways of cooking or baking, but my mother knows a lot of recipes, so I hope when the moment comes, I can learn her culinary techniques," she said a blushing a little.

"Talking about culinary techniques, Chef, how would you make this column with chocolate busts? They seem pretty easy," asked Sylvia, facing toward Chef.

"It's not hard, but they can't waste time, first melt the marshmallows, mix with the rice until they had the correct consistency, shape it, keeping it as compact as they can before cooling it. While waiting for it to get cool, you had to model the face with the modeling chocolate. Then end the column covering with fondant," explain Chef.

"Wow, Chef, today you spoil us with a pretty complete explanation, you are showing your best side," said Sylvia with a wide smile.

"He is trying to make amendments because he felt guilty about the chocolate lover's fiasco, or so his aura shows," added Dawn.

"You creepy shorty know it all-" shout Chef.

"Chef stop, Dawn wasn't trying to bother you, and I think it's lovely of you trying to make amends," said Sylvia interrupting him.

"It's nothing like that, but I'm happy you like the explanation," said Chef blushing a little.

"But I am also surprised, I knew there was some kindness on Chef's heart for the colors in his aura, but I never thought he could talk like a real Chef," said Dawn, her eyes wide in surprise.

"And to think I was beginning to like you, Shorty, I was beginning to like you," said Chef shocking his head.


Duncan Table

"The marshmallows are melted, so now I need to add the rice cereal and mix it, this is more boring than waiting in my cell for my parole officer," said Duncan as he put some rice in the marshmallows and began to mix them.

"Oh, look how sticky this is, you could make some fun pranks with this, I will remember after the show," the delinquent said, but as he mixed the marshmallow and the rice, it becomes harder and harder.

"Well, this is too slow, so let speed things up" Duncan put a lot of rice cereal in the melted marshmallows, and after mixing a little with the spoon, he decides to mix it with his hands.

It was not a good idea, as soon as he began to mix the cereal and the marshmallow, he had to take out the hand from the sticky and hot mess, Duncan yells and put his hand in the sink, and put them under running water.

"Duncan, are you ok?" yells Sylvia as staff members run to see the delinquent.

"Yes, it was only too hot, it didn't burn me," said Duncan, his hand red but unscathed. "Again, my long hands get me into trouble," he added, smirking.

"Shorty here said it's called karma," shouts Chef.

"That's not true, I didn't say anything," said Dawn, concerned for the lie.

"Don't worry Chef, I love you too," replies Duncan glaring at him.


Dave Table

"Ugh! Why is this so dirty and sticky, the more I mix it, the more it smears my gloves. How am I supposed to use this to build a column or anything else if it keeps sticking to everything? Yuk!" said Dave disgusted with the still warm crispy treats.

"It sticks everywhere, it's covering my gloves, surely I am making some kind of mistake. It's impossible that doing something so dirty is the correct way to cook anything. At least sauces don't stick like this," Dave said as he insists on trying to clean his gloves, the judges looking at him amused.

"The clean freak is right, he needs to spray his gloves in non-stick baking spray. If you do it right, the marshmallow doesn't stick, and you can mix it more easily. He is not as dumb as he looks," said Chef chuckling at Dave's expression.

"Dave is smart, but he has issues with his self-esteem, he hides behind the sense of security that the normality and cleanness give him, so he can feel in charge. It's an irony. His blue and green aura is stained in deep grey and deep green colors," said Dawn looking at the normal guy.

Dave ends cleaning his gloves and starts mixing again, but as soon as he touches it, his gloves become sullied again, so he screams and starts to mix it in a powerful and desperate way, frowning angerly all the time.

"I withdraw what I said, the clean freak is as dumb and crazy as he looks," said Chef, Dawn frowning at the big mean man.


Dakota Table

"Hey, this is totally easy. Look at the marshmallow melting, it's like preparing a face mask or depilatory wax. Not that I had made either of those before. But I had seen it being prepared in the spa or by our family beautician at home," said Dakota showing her best smile at the camera.

Dakota takes the pot off the stove and put it on her table. She reread the recipe and take the bag of rice cereal.

"Now I, like, had to add this rice cereal with the marshmallow," Dakota pour the whole bag in the pot, "and then I had to mix it," she put a hand inside the pot and quickly withdraw it.

"Yuk! It's gross and sticky, DO I really need to, like, mix it," said aloud Dakota, wrinkling her nose.

"It's the only way, but don't worry, after mixing a while, it became less sticky, so try to endure it," said Dave.

"Well done, Dork, keep helping your enemy," said Duncan, glaring at him while shaping his crispy treat.

"Come on, you already know how nasty is doing this, at least you can encourage someone going through the same problem," replies Dave, who easily sympathize with the fame-monger predicament.

"Oh, thanks, you may not be good looking, but you are, like, a nice person and all that," said Dakota mixing the hot marshmallow with the cereal.

Duncan glared at her, the delinquent doesn't understand how she could mix the marshmallows right now without burning herself.


Judge Table

"And Dawn, you told us yours was a solitary existence, but you have a few friends, right?" asked Sylvia, nonchalantly.

"Yes, I am blessed with few but wonderful friends, some people in my school began to understand my gift after my time in the show. Also, there are some campers I befriend in the show, most of them Toxic Rats, but also some others like Zoey, Miss Bridgette, and Mister Devon," answers Dawn with a small smile.

"But aside from friends, our audience would want to know, do you have some special friend? Does the moonchild have a boyfriend or at least a boy she likes?" asked Sylvia with a quizzical smile.

"Sylvia, tothe ones with my gift, isharder toestablish apersonal relationship. Reading apersonaura, you can find all aboutanyone, even if you don't wantto. That prospect frightmany people that are not prep-" Dawn flustered, speaking quickly, moving her arms wildly as she explains, the moonchild is suddenly interrupted by Chef.

"Shorty, we don't want to hear your life story, answer the damn question, do you have a face sucker or no?" Asked Chef crudely. He was not interested in relationships but wanted to stop Dawn babbling.

Dawn scowled at Chef, "Yes, I have a boyfriend, and please don't say it like that, he may not be the more emphatic person, but is not what you said," she replies, blushing at the meaning of having a face sucker boyfriend.

"Don't worry Dawn, we don't want to tease you, but it's Valentine's Day, so everyone wants to know if you were available or not," winked the host.

"Love is imprinted on the aura when we have feelings for another one, so powerful and deep is love as an emotion," said Dawn, almost recovered from her blushing.

"Love and auras, we have to hear about that later. Campers, there are only 5 minutes left, so start to make your final touches."


Dave Table – 5 minutes

"What, only 5 minutes, Ooooh, And I still have to end Sky bust," said the germaphobe while looking at the block of modeling chocolates in his hands.

Usually, Dave would be freaked about dirtying his hands with the modeling chocolate, but his heart was in another place. Sky, he really liked her. When she talked about her boyfriend, he felt betrayed and let his anger take control of him. Does every time she said she like him was a lie? Or…

It doesn't matter anymore, he acted on weakness and fear, and ruin everything forever, now he has to live with the consequences.

"Well, let's try it. At least she looks like a human, why it has to be modeling, also it's too heavy for my column, ooh, is anything else that could go wrong?" said Dave showing a fake smile.


Dakota Table – 5 minutes

"Really? That's, like, totally not time enough to end this. And I still don't understand how to use the fondant," said Dakota with a whining voice.

"Seriously, now it's time to show my true talent," said the fame-monger, taking out a phone from her pocket.

"What the hell are you doing?" shout Chef.

"I am calling my Dad for help, it will be only a minute," said Dakota without looking at Chef.

"NO," tell her Chef in a loud voice, dashing toward her kitchen, "The use of your phone is forbidden during the show, what's more, didn't staff take your phone before starting?" asked Chef glaring.

"Yes, but they only take my main phone, that's my emergency phone," answered Dakota as if that fact was evident to anyone.

"Well, calling anyone is forbidden, so start to work, there are only 3 minutes left," snarl Chef while going again to his table.

Dakota stomps her feet, but there was nothing she could do, so the fame-monger run to the storage room and start searching for something to use as Sam's head.


Duncan Table – 5 minutes

Duncan was carving a potato, he ended making his column, and had kneaded his modeling chocolate.

"Duncan, is that a pocket knife?" Asked Sylvia.

"Yep," replied the delinquent.

"Why are you carrying a pocket knife? There are knives in the kitchen."

"I like to use mine," answered Duncan without taking his eyes from the potato.

"Also, what are you doing? Don't you have to end modeling your bust?"

"I'm carving, duh," replies him, smirking.

"You know it's tough to like you when you are acting like a jerk, right?" asked Sylvia frowning.

"I know, it's one of my charm points," said Duncan, this time showing a genuine smile.


"5, 4, 3, 2, 1, You're done," said Sylvia as the three campers began to cover their columns with their cloches.


Camper's choice first camper: Dakota Column and Chocolate sculpture (Sam)

Sylvia, Chef, and Dawn walk to the front of Dakota's kitchen, she is trying to clean her hands with a paper napkin.

"Dakota, you had to create this romantic figure of your boyfriend, Sam, let's see what you got," said Sylvia on her melodic voice

"Delight your eyes on this," said Dakota in a melodic voice, taking off the cloche. "Seriously, that phrase is totally lame," the fame-monger adds, chuckling.

Sylvia covers her mouth with both hands laughing, Chef frown angry, and Dawn opens her eyes wide and covers her mouth with both hands.

Dakota's column was too wide, it looked more like a gray ceramic glass than a column, but she painted black lines in it that made it look like it was carved.

But there was no bust on top of it. Instead, there was an orange, with black glasses, nose, mouth, and a small goatee painted on it. On the top, there was some fondant of auburn color that looks like hair, well, more or less like hair.

"Oh, my god, Dakota, where is my chocolate Sam?" asked Sylvia trying to not laugh.

"Here on the top. I, like, don't have enough time to make Sam from chocolate, so I made his head with an orange," said Dakota, shrugging.

"This is so wild, I love it," said Sylvia, laughing.

"I don't see the difference," said Chef chuckling.

"Dakota, I know you didn't mean any harm, but that doesn't look like Sam," said Dawn, "his head was more like and Eggplant or a potato than an orange," said Dawn chuckling, "sorry, I usually don't make that kind of jokes."

"Well, let's taste it," said Sylvia cutting some of the columns, then she Chef and Dawn taste it.

"Mmmh, it's hard to eat. Also, I almost can't taste the marshmallow," said Sylvia, still chewing the column.

"You airhead put too much rice, so it sticks but doesn't taste like a marshmallow at all. You should be putting the rice little by little," said Chef, also chewing.

"I am the same, I would prefer if it had a little more marshmallow on it. Also, you should work more earnest in your next treat. Your attitude reflects in your treat's flavor," said Dawn smiling.

"So, I win?" asked Dakota, blinking.

"No Dakota, we still have other two lovely columns to taste, we will let you know in a moment, Bye!" said Sylvia.

Sylvia began to dance to the next kitchen, followed by Dawn and Chef, Dakota pull out her third phone from under her apron and start chatting while waiting for the winning announcement.


Camper's choice second camper: Dave Column and Chocolate sculpture (Sky)

The three judges stand in front of Dave's Kitchen, the germaphobe is cleaning his table instead of waiting next to his screen. As soon as he sees them, he goes next to them.

"Dave, why are you cleaning? I mean, thanks, but that's the job of our staff," said Sylvia, smiling.

"Sorry, I can't stand watching a mess, so while waiting, I began to clean, the force of habit," said Dave, drying his hands on a napkin.

"Well, you have to make this lovely figure of Sky, show us what you got," said Sylvia in her melodic voice.

Dave sighs, "Delight your eyes on this," he says before taking off the glass cloche.

Sylvia nods, Chef frown, and Dawn makes a small smile.

Dave column was well made, it looked like a column, but it was laying on the table, with the chocolate bust also laying next to it.

The chocolate bust of Sky looked pretty similar to her, the general aspect of her face was carefully modeled, but the proportions weren't right, and the hair didn't look like hair.

"Dave, why is your column laying on the table, it looks like a lazy column," said Sylva joking.

"The bust I made is too heavy, and the column can't take its weight standing," replies Dave rubbing his neck.

"The column is too thin clean freak, you should use more marshmallow and rice to make it, or at least a wider base," said Chef rubbing his chin.

"I like the details you put on Sky face, I can see your efforts to make it the best you could, and I want to congratulate you for that," said Dawn, with her small smile.

Dave looked confused at the moonchild but didn't argue with her, only nodded and smile.

"Well, at least we had a bust, now let's take a taste," said Sylvia, cutting the lower half of the column in three parts.

"Mmm, it's not bad. Actually, it's pretty tasty," said Sylvia smiling.

"You make too little of all, you need to grow a spine, and don't be afraid of dirtying your hands. You should have melted more marshmallows and use more rice treats. That way, you could make a better column," said Chef frowning.

Dawn didn't say anything, only walk toward Dave and hugs him. Dave is about to freak out, but after a moment, he hugs her as well.

"I feel your doubts in your dish, please don't give up on yourself, we cannot change the past, but we can learn from it and improve our future, but first you must forgive yourself," said Dawn, before stepping away. Dave didn't say anything, only nodded.

"That was creepy as hell," said Chef glaring at Dawn.

"Thanks, Dave, we have a last treat to taste, so see you soon," said Sylvia waving.

Sylvia and Dawn began to dance together to the next Kitchen, Chef dragging his feet behind them. Dave stood there, thinking, he usually hated the more eccentric members of the cast, but this Dawn said precisely was he needed to hear, maybe there was hope in his future.


Camper's choice third camper: Duncan Column and Chocolate sculpture (Courtney)

Sylvia, Dawn, and Chef stand on the front of the last kitchen, Duncan is waiting cleaning his nails with his pocket knife.

"Duncan, we have seen two columns with their lovely bust, now show us what you made," said Sylvia in her melodic voice.

"Delight your eyes at this," said Duncan before smirking, taking off the cloche.

Sylvia and Dawn look at it with wide eyes, while Chef glare, the veins in his neck pulsing.

Duncan column was straight and standing, it was covered in gray fondant and carved to look like the column in the example. It was wide but still looked like a column.

But the main feature was Courtney bust, it looked exactly like her, even the details of the freckles on her nose or her smugly smile.

"O my, Duncan, it is quite impressive, I didn't know you were this good modeling," said Sylvia.

"You bastard, you didn't model it, you carve that damn potato and cover it with modeling chocolate, that's cheating," said Chef, shaking from the anger.

"Hey, I didn't break any rule, you said to make the bust from modeling chocolate, and I did it," said Duncan smirking.

"He is right, Chef, but what is more impressive is that you didn't make the bust frowning like the original but is instead smiling," said Sylvia with an impishly smile.

"It looks better smiling," said Duncan nonchalantly.

"Well, it is impressive, but we need also taste the column," said Sylvia smiling, she and the other judges take a bit of it.

"Mmm, it's good, I like it tastes a lot like marshmallow," said Sylvia.

"Stupid punk, you use lots of marshmallows, you can make the same with less material, such a waste," snarl Chef, he wanted to say something worse, but he couldn't think of anything.

"The treat is tasty, but you can't keep running forever, Duncan, someday you have to stop," said Dawn, looking serious at the delinquent.

"They will never catch me, babe," said Duncan, with his trademark smirk.

"You are only running away from yourself," said Dawn with a sad expression.

"Let's leave the aura studies for later, thanks, Duncan. We had a great time," said Sylvia interrupting their conversation.

The three judges then walked to the middle of the room, to deliberate before announcing the first-round winner.


Camper's choice: winner of the first round.

Sylvia, Chef, and Dawn are in the center of the room, in front of them are standing Dakota, Dave, and Duncan, waiting for the winner announcement.

"Well, I would like to feel more love on this special day, but still you did good work, sadly there could only be one winner, Chef, please, can you do the honors?" said Sylvia in her melodic voice.

"I have to say that I expected more of the lot of you, there were two columns standing, and two busts completed. But only one of you losers make both things, so this person is the winner of the Camper's choice, and this person is"

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"Stupid Delinquent."

"My name is Duncan," said the delinquent, angrily.

"And I don't care," reply Chef, also angry.

"Please let keep it civil, Dawn, can you tell him what's his prize," said Sylvia smiling.

"Sure, Sylvia. Duncan, I hope you love chocolate, because you have a 1-year supply of Total Drama milk chocolate, certificate sweet and chocolaty by Owen," Dawn claps as they put a cart full of chocolate bars with the yellow and red symbol of Total drama franchise.

"Are you kidding me? I hate chocolate," said Duncan, surprised.

"Seriously? You don't like chocolate? Don't you have, like, soul or something?" said Dakota, shocked.

"Don't worry, you can share it with your friends," said Sylvia, "and that's not all, you also have the honor to wear the symbol of victory, the Chef's chef hat."

Sylvia takes out the Chef's chef hat that looked like a typical chef hat, but the base was made to look like Chef's head, with his mouth open.

"Now I'm glad I lose," said Dave, after seeing the hat.

"No no no no, I'm not using that, I don't like hats and also it's the ugliest thing I have ever seen," said Duncan stepping back.

"Come on, Duncan, don't be shy. It's a tradition," said Sylvia, walking and putting the hat on his head.

Now Duncan looks like if he had a disembodied Chef head biting his head, curiously, it covers all his mohawk, so it seems as if all his hair was black.

"Well, now let's go to door number two, we still had more romantic surprises for all of you, and believe me, it will be harder than this one," said Sylvia, walking to the next door.

Chef, Dawn, Dave, Dakota, and Duncan walked behind her, all of them ready to start the last round of the competition.


Who will win this lovely episode? You can find the next week.

I have mixed feeling with this episode, it was a little drama heavy, so I toned down the drama but still left my favorite parts. Also, I tried to make the character's personality more rounded but still retaining his quirks.

As always, thanks for reading and I hope you like it.