Chapter three: Breakfast with a surprise.
Disclaimer: I do not own Saints Row
Shaundi awoke the next morning, to hear the sound of clattering in the kitchen she stepped out of her new bedroom and walked to the balcony of the staircase to see Skylar cooking in the kitchen she was surprised to see him doing so well in there perhaps she did give him to little credit.
"Morning." She said to him.
"Morning. He replied to her with a smile. He was wearing purple free throw shorts and a black tank top that showed off his muscles and tattoos nicely.
"That actually smells really good."
"Yeah so much for my 'breakfast of cereal' and as you can see none of this food is burning." He said with his back to her as he continued cooking.
"So what are we having?" She asked him.
"We are having French Toast with maple syrup to dip it in, sausage, slices of orange and coffee." He informed her.
"Wow that sounds great." She told him.
"Yeah it's pretty good it was Johnny's favorite breakfast. Every morning back when I lived with him and Aisha back in the day in Stilwater he would always ask me to make this for him. I got burned out on it for awhile."
"Wait I didn't know you lived with Johnny and Aisha."
"Huh? Oh yeah I moved in with them after Johnny found out I was staying in the basement of the first hideout for the Saints."
FLASHBACK
Johnny and Skylar were walking down the stairs to the basement of the church. Well Johnny was having a bit of trouble walking down them 'cause of the brace on his leg and Skylar had to save him from falling down them a couple of times. The Saints were having a party this night to celebrate Johnny getting out of the hospital and back with The Saints.
"So Julies keeps his good beer down here in the basement?" Skylar asked him.
"Yep this beer is only for special occasions. I guess me getting out of the hospital is a special occasion." Johnny informed him.
As they continued walking in the basement Johnny almost tripped over a sleeping bag. Skylar caught him just in time.
"DAMMIT I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF THOSE FUCKING HOBO FUCKS." Johnny angrily yelled.
"No Johnny chill this is my sleeping bag." Skylar informed him.
"What why do you have a sleeping bag here in the basement?."
"Because I don't have anywhere to go right now and I don't have money to rent a place yet 'cause lately someone has been stealing it from my bank account."
Johnny was shocked he couldn't believe that his new friend was homeless and living there in the basement. It was something he wasn't having.
"Ok fuck this shit c'mon man you ain't staying here." He told him.
"Where the fuck else am I supposed to stay?" Skylar asked him.
"With me and 'Eesh she won't mind hell she's been looking to pay you back since you were able to get her out of The Vice King's record label plus I owe you for saving me anyways."
"Are you sure man? I mean I can stay here it doesn't bother me at all."
"I'm positive now you go gather what shit you got and you get your ass to my place we can gather all of 'Eesh's old recording equipment out and that can be your room." Johnny told him with a smile.
"Wow man I don't know what to say."
"How about 'yes Johnny I'd love to." Skylar chuckled at that.
"Yes Johnny I'd love to." Johnny smiled at that and then pulled him into a handshake/hug.
"Thank you Johnny it means a lot."
"It's no problem Sky."
END OF FLASHBACK
"Wow I can't believe that Johnny let you stay with him and Aisha." Shaundi said.
"Yeah I remember when I moved him Johnny and I got into an argument on how to move her old recording equipment."
"Really?" Shaundi said as she laughed at that.
"Yep he was all like 'TURN IT TO MY LEFT AND THEN TWIST IT A LITTLE! And I was like "I DID MOVE IT TO YOUR LEFT YOU ASS BUT I CAN'T TWIST IT A LITTLE IT'S FUCKING STUCK IN THE DAMN DOORWAY!" Shaundi laughed at the visual she was getting of Skylar and Johnny arguing.
"What is it with men always arguing on how to move furniture and other stuff?"
"I have no idea but it's fun to watch but not fun to partake in." After that they heard Pierce groaning on the couch.
"Oh shit man my fucking head can you two please keep it down a little?" Pierce groaned.
"Hey there how's that hangover treatin' ya'?" Skylar asked him.
"Fuck off man."
"Oh well I guess you don't want a cup of my nice hot hangover killing coffee do you?" Skylar smugly asked him with a smile. He was enjoying toying with him.
"I'd love some Boss please let me get some and a couple painkillers please." Pierce begged him.
"There ya' there's the magic words." Skylar said as he handed him a cup of coffee and two painkillers.
"Thanks Boss." Pierce took the pills with the coffee and then sniffed the air.
"Damn Boss that smells great." Pierce said as he sat up.
"Yeah I bet now come get some." Pierce walked over with his coffee and grabbed a plate of food and said down at the counter with Skylar and Shaundi.
"Damn Boss this shit is excellent." Pierce said with a mouthful of food.
"Yeah it is actually." Shaundi said as she took a bite.
"Thank you thank you." Skylar smugly said as he took a drink of his coffee.
"What the fuck Sky you made my favorite breakfast and you didn't fuckin' call me?" They all heard a familiar voice say. Skylar's jaw dropped along with his cup of coffee when they saw who it was.
"JOHNNY?" He said in a shocked voice. Sure enough there he was in all his glory. He didn't look dead hell he looked great.
"HOLY SHIT JOHNNY!" Skylar said as he ran over and hugged Johnny trying to look as manly as possible while doing so.
"Yeah Sky it's me." He said as he hugged Skylar.
"Yo where the fuck's my hug at you guys?" He said to Pierce and Shaundi. They both ran over to him and hugged him at the same time.
"How the fuck are you alive I fucking thought that French fucker Loren killed you?" Skylar said in complete disbelief.
"Shit you thought that pussy could kill me? Fuck no here's what happened.
LOREN'S PLANE
Johnny and Loren were fighting. Both men not wanting to give the other an advantage. Finally Johnny got the advantage on him when he punched him in his bad eye that he fucked up earlier. Loren fell to the ground in pain. Johnny then kicked him in the ribs and smiled as he watched his fallen foe on the ground in pain. Johnny grabbed a knife and held it to Loren's throat and looked him his eyes. Well his one good eye.
"Nothing would bring me more pleasure than to slit your fucking throat and watch you bleed the fuck out but that wouldn't be fair to my friends on the other side here so with that said we're going to land this plane in Stilwater and then my friends and I are going to kill you." Johnny said with a sick smile on his face.
"Johnny we're about to jump!" He heard Shaundi say on the intercom. He let Loren and the knife go and walked over to the intercom and pushed the button to talk back to Shaundi.
"Right on I'll see you guys back in Stilwate UGH." He yelled in pain. He looked down to see a knife sticking out of his ribs. He pulled the knife out and threw it towards Loren but he ducked and tackled Johnny through the door to the other side and punched him multiple times in his face and his now bleeding ribs. Johnny mustered up some strength and pushed him off. As Loren was on the ground Johnny kicked him in the mouth and felt a breeze behind him. He turned around and saw the Planes giant door had be opened. As he wasn't paying attention he felt Loren kick him in his bad ribs. Johnny fell down and Loren kicked him again and again and again. Then he grabbed him by his jacket and threw him into a giant crate. After that he pulled him towards the giant door right before he threw out of the plane Johnny spat a mixture of blood and saliva at him.
"Fuck you Frenchy." He said with such hate and malice. Loren just smiled and threw him out of the plane. Johnny was falling when he noticed someone in a black and red suit falling as well. He was dead and he had a unopened parachute and a machine gun in his dead hands. Johnny air swam over towards the body and grabbed both items. As he strapped the parachute on he noticed more men falling but they weren't dead Johnny shot them all not caring who they were if they wasn't purple he didn't trust them. After he was sure he was clear of them he pulled the chord and felt his body jerk back up in the air.
He was now safely descending. While doing so he noticed something he looked closer and saw it was The Boss and Shaundi. He was relived to see that they were ok.
"BOSS." He yelled but no response.
"BOSS." He yelled even louder still no response. He had decided he would just land first and then try to get in contact with him. Once he finally hit the ground he had no idea where the hell he was he looked around and noticed some man getting out of his black SUV he ran over and punched the man in the face knocking him out instantly. He grabbed his keys from his hands and started up the car and backed out of the ally. After that he drove around not knowing where the fuck he was going he knew this would get him nowhere then he noticed a GPS in the car. He just smacked himself in the head and turned it on. He typed in "Stilwater" and it displayed "1,500" miles on the screen. He followed the path the GPS had given him once he saw the buildings of Stilwater he knew where to go from here. He drove to the Purgatory hideout and pulled into his marked parking spot. He got out of the car and walked to the doors but stopped when he heard blasting music. He made his way inside and down the stairs to see The Saints dancing with each other and strippers as well as smoking weed and drinking. He shook his head and walked over to the DJ who was spinning the records. He took the DJ by his neck and smashed his face into the table and then stopped the music and grabbed a mic.
"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME." He yelled everyone looked up and saw him and started whispering.
"I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP." Everyone finally did.
"Now is this what the fuck Boss told you to do huh fucking party while we went to go rob the fucking bank?" He said into the mic.
"No he didn't he fucking told you to stay posted incase the fucking cops showed up here."
"No cops showed up." A random Saint said. Johnny saw him and took a record from the DJ's table and threw it like a Frisbee. It hit the Saint in the head not killing him but knocking him out.
"I don't fucking care you should've stayed posted until you were told otherwise. Now The Boss and Shaundi are in some place called Steelport they'll be fine though until they return I'm in charge and if any of you have a problem with it you can get your ass kicked right here right now any problems?" Not a single word from any of them were muttered.
"Good. Now half of you go to sleep the other half of you stay awake and stay fucking ready just incase something happens any questions?" No questions were asked.
"Alright then." Johnny walked away and walked up the steps to Bosses room. He knew Boss wouldn't mind him sleeping there temporarily. He wasn't about to sleep in his boxers in Bosses bed he knew the things Boss did there. He walked over to Bosses dresser and got a pair of shorts from there and put them on. He laid down in the bed and shut the lights off almost instantly falling asleep.
"Wait why didn't you try to call me?" Skylar asked Johnny.
"I knew you were busy and pissed off so I didn't want to disturb you." He admitted as he walked to the food on the counter and ate some of it.
"So I'm assuming Loren is dead?" Johnny said as he took a bite of French toast soaked in syrup.
"Yeah I crushed his ass with a giant metal ball." Skylar told Johnny.
"Bad fucking ass man." Johnny said as he raised his hand for Skylar to slap. Skylar gladly did.
"Wait, wait hold the fuck up who the fuck is Sky?" Pierce asked.
"Um that's me. My name is Skylar." Boss admitted to Pierce.
"Shit you didn't tell us damn man I thought Shaundi and I meant more to you than that."
"Actually Pierce." Shaundi said.
"He told me last night." Shaundi admitted. Pierce went wide eyed at her confession.
"Damn Boss well can I call you Skylar?"
"Not until you pay me back the money you owe me." Skylar said in a joking tone.
"So never then?" Pierce joked back with him. Everyone laughed at that. Once the laughter died down Skylar talked again.
"Fine you can call me Skylar." He would've been pissed at that but he was to damn happy to be pissed. Johnny was back .
Alright that's chapter three. I brought back. Johnny yes I know Johnny came back in SRIV but I decided to bring him back for this story he's apart of the few familiar faces I'm bringing back. I'd like to thank the people who've said such great things about the story so far as well as the awesome followers and the awesome people who favorite this story thanks again. As always rate, review and stay tuned for the next chapter.
