Short sequal to Captain Jack Is Coming To Town, enjoy
"Sit Ianto."
"Rhi-"
"Ianto Jones. Get your arse in that seat now."
"Fine..."
"Did you, or did you not kiss Santa in front of my children."
"I- what?"
"You heard me, and don't deny it, Mica has told me everything."
"I- well, yes. I thought they weren't watching."
"Hmm…Was it Jack?"
"Who else would it be?"
"Oh I don't know, you don't tell me much these days."
"Are you suggesting I sleep around, Rhi?"
"No, of course not Ianto."
"Good...it was Jack, yes."
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"Mica told him a whole book full of items, didn't she?"
"She did."
"Jack's not going to buy it all, is he?"
"Oh he will."
"We don't have the space."
"I can't stop him"
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"She said you were on the naughtly list."
"Oh god...don't even bring it up."
"Was it good?"
"Stop or I'm leaving."
"No, I'm serious."
"And so am I. Stop."
"You touched his arse as well!"
"Shut up!"
