Hello residents of Earth! Welcome to a story idea that I thought of.

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters except the OC. All the credit for the character goes to and Greek Mythology. This takes place in the times of Ancient Greece, but everything that we have today, including traditions, music, technology, and fashion is around. Sort of complicated, but it's fanFICTION.

A/N: Welp, all of you will now think that I'm a psycho crackhead. Sorry about the weird writing, I've been out of it these past few days. I had to consult my cousin for the description, and some of the dialogue, but I think that I did okay with this, but it could have been better, and radiate a little less crackhead energy.

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The Betrayed Husband of Artemis

Ch 1: The Hot God

Artemis POV:

It was a normal day for my Hunter's and I. We were currently hunting a small group of cyclopes that have been terrorizing the mortals in Greece. I was running on the treetops looking for anything suspicious in the area.

I started to make my way down the branches of the tree that I was on, before I felt a strong power signature to the left of me. I jumped to the forest floor, and started to run towards it.

I reached a clearing, where I saw a male in his late teens with a pan flute made out of mahogany wood of the surrounding trees. I looked around and noticed that his playing was causing the plants and bushes to start sprouting flowers, and the trees started to grow vines that slithered towards him.

I pulled out my bow, and was about to shoot the boy, when he turned around and I saw his face. I gasped when I saw his eyes. The left eye was a light violet, and the right one was an orange that looked like it had flames in it.

He stopped playing his flute and waved over a group of rabbits that were sitting in the bushes. The three rabbits hopped over to him and let him bend down and pet them.

When he stood back up, I noticed that he was taller than me by quite a lot, he was probably about 6'2. He had slightly messy auburn hair like mine, and his skin was more on the pale side.

He had a regal air air around him, which was paired with high cheekbones. He was wearing black sweatpants that were a little snug so it showed off his muscular legs, and his round but firm buttocks. (A/N: Anyone else cringing? I know, me too. I'm writing this part for humor purposes, but now I'm regretting it.) He had on a white long sleeve shirt that was also snug and showed off his 8 pack (A/N: Is that a thing?) and his muscular arms.

His full lips that looked so kissable… I caught myself before I could check him out even more to look around me and make sure that Aphrodite wasn't around influencing my thoughts before I looked back at him and noticed that he was now looking in my direction before finally spotting me.

He smiled in my direction, and I had to ignore the flutter in my chest when I saw it. He asked, "What are you doing in these parts of the woods, Artemis?"

I ignored his question and asked, "Who are you?"

"My name is Harlen. My mother is Hestia, and my father is Pan."

When he said that his mother was Hestia, I released an arrow into his shoulder. "How dare you disrespect a maiden goddess like that?! I'll leave you here so Hestia can deal with you herself."I spat at him.

Right after I finished talking, there were two flashes, and then in front of us were Pan, the god of the wild, shepherds, and the flocks, and Hestia, the virgin goddess of the hearth, home, family, and domesticity.

I bowed my head towards Hestia and said, "Now you can kill this boy for his disrespect towards you."

I waited for her to yell at the boy or something, but instead she just walked towards the boy, now known as Harlen. She gave him an ambrosia square, and then turned back towards me and asked, "Why did you shoot our son, Artemis."

I was shocked for a moment, before I narrowed my eyes and said, "How dare you break your oath for a male?"

She just glared at me and asked, "You would think so low of me that I would break my oath, Artemis?"

I looked down in shame, before looking back up and asking, "Then how did you two have Harlen without breaking your oath?"

She lost her glare before saying, "When Priapus tried to rape me, Pan saw and sent the donkey to save me. I went and thanked him when the party was over, and thanked him, but he said that it was nothing."

"I was trying to come up with a way to thank him when I remembered him saying that he wanted kids, so I went to Athena and asked if there was a way to make a child between us without breaking my oath, and she said there was, but that it was risky." (A/N: Just pretend that this was before Pan ever had any kids)

"The way to do it was to do it was to make a clay doll, and then infuse some of our essence into it to make a child. We took the child to Zeus and asked if we could keep him, and he said that as long as he swears loyalty to Olympus, or marries one of his daughters then he can stay free."

Harlen took this moment to chime in, "I took after my mother and became the virgin god of the Earth and everything on it, Family, and the protector of children."

I scoffed at him and said, "As if a male could stay a virgin for more than a day."

He glared at me and said, "I was born a century after you and your brother Apollo and have been a virgin ever since."

I just rolled my eyes and said, "Lies. You're probably just like every other male."

He hardened his glare and said, "I swear on the River Styx that I am a virgin."

Thunder rumbled up above and I was waiting for something to happen. My eyes widened and before I could respond, Harlen said, "Save your words for someone that cares, Artemis. I have to actually do my job as a god instead of harassing people that don't deserve it." With that, he flashed out, leaving me with Pan and Hestia.

Pan finally spoke up and said, "He was just trying to introduce himself you know. He has been the most targeted to get in bed of the immortals. He only has us and animals as his companions, and he doesn't trust most gods, and goddesses anymore. He tried to befriend Aphrodite, but she put celestial bronze chains around him and tried to make him lose his virginity."

He sighed before continuing, "Hestia was able to save him at the last moment. She already had most of his clothes off. She went to take off his boxers, but Hestia went to visit her temple, and she sensed the distress coming from her son. She knocked Aphrodite off of him and took the chains off and took him back to her temple."

Hestia put a hand on Pan's shoulder before saying, "He didn't start acting like himself again for a whole century. I just hope that he doesn't let this incident consume his trust completely." They both regarded me with disappointed looks before flashing out.

I was left alone in the clearing, still in shock about what I heard. I felt my hunters presence behind me, and then I remembered the cyclopes that my hunters and I were chasing. I cursed, then turned around to find my hunters staring at me weirdly.

I sighed before saying, "Everyone, set up camp. I'm going to Olympus, so we'll finish the hunt for the cyclopes tomorrow." I walked into the forest and went behind a tree so I could flash out.

I arrived in the throne room on Olympus, and shot a silver arrow towards the ceiling, signaling a council meeting. Eleven flashes signaled the arrival of the other gods.

I grew to my godly height and walked to my throne. My father looked at me and asked, "Why have you called this meeting, Artemis?"

I took a deep breath before responding, "Today when I was with the hunt, I felt a strong power source coming from a boy in his late teens claiming to be Harlen, the virgin god of the Earth, Procreation, and the protector of children. I feel like he could be a threat to Olympus, and he should be brought here to swear loyalty to Olympus."

My father, Zeus, had a look of recognition on his face, before saying, "Actually, Artemis, I was going to have him marry one of the Olympians instead. Since Hera is the only one who decided divorces, he would be stuck in the marriage. The ancient laws also says that if you are married to one of the Olympians, or one of their offspring, you cannot go against them."

Hestia rose from the Hearth of Olympus and started to walk towards Zeus' throne. With every step she took, she grew until she was at her full godly height. She looked him in the eye, and said, "You will not force my son into a marriage with one of your daughters, Zeus! He took an oath of virginity on the Styx, so he would have some sort of punishment if he broke it."

Zeus just waved her off and said, "He will marry one of my daughters, Hestia! I am king and my word is law. That oath of virginity was stupid anyways. We will work it out with Styx when the time comes."

Hestia looked at me and said, "This all happened because Artemis couldn't stand the fact that a male pointed out her flaws."

She glared at me and Zeus before flashing out, probably to tell Harlen the news.

As soon as she left, Apollo asked, "Father, when you said that he has to marry one of your daughter's, could he choose to marry one of your son's too? He's the hottest guy on Olympus, and not to mention that he has perfect globes." Apollo started drooling and his eyes glazed over.

(A/N: I already know what you people are thinking, "What the hell?" Well, I already know, but again, it's for humor purposes.)

Hermes nodded his head in agreement, while Zeus just sighed and said, "Why don't we let him decide for himself?" There was a flash of light, and then there was Harlen in all his glory. Had on the same outfit as earlier, except this time he had on a sweater that was unzipped, so you could still the front of his shirt.

In his hands, he was holding a baby lynx and was holding up a bottle of milk for it to drink. He looked up at us, and then conjured up a couch for him to sit on. He pulled his legs up and said, "Why did you flash me here Lord Zeus?"

My father looked around the throne room before saying, "I brought you here, so you could choose your future wife or husband."

Harlen looked shocked for a little bit, before asking, "Can I swear loyalty to Olympus instead? I'm a virgin god and I would prefer to keep it that way."

He shook his head and said, "It's either you choose or I choose for you."

Harlen glared at Zeus and said, "You can choose, because I don't want anything to do with this plan of yours."

Zeus glared at him for a moment, before looking back up to the rest of us, "Who wants to marry Harlen?"

Athena, Demeter, Aphrodite, Apollo, and Hermes raised their hands, while Zeus just looked at each of them, before saying, "Harlen, the person you will be marrying will be Artemis."

The only thing that went through my head at the moment was, At least he's hot.

Hope you enjoyed the first chapter of this new story that I thought of. My other story will be updated, but I just got bored with it. I know I only did 6 chapters, I think it was at least, but junior highers don't have a long attention span. Is it just me, or does Billie Eilish have great music? I know that most of it is dark, but it's still good. Next update should be on Friday, or Saturday. Depends on how long I'm able to write each day. See you lovely people that read my terrible writing later.

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