A/N: I OWN NOTHING BUT MY CHARACTERS!
~Third Person P.O.V~
"Okay I have to admit, these McPacks are the straight cheese." Riley said gesturing to the new backpacks she and Rachel were wearing.
Rachel's-A fluffy pink bag with bunny ears on the top.
Riley's-A blue rucksack with a galaxy pattern.
Rachel was beaming at her new backpack. "Oh I know! Mine is so cute and Fluffy!"
Riley smiled at her friend's giddiness before spotting a familiar duo with purple and orange hair a little ahead of them.
"Hey Randy, Howard!"
The two bros look behind them to see the girls jog up to them.
Randy blushed lightly at the red head. "H-hey Riley, Rachel."
"Sup." Howard greeted.
"So what are you boys talking about?" Rachel asked as the girls fell into step with the boys.
"We were talking about how Bruce Mckicks are." Howard answered.
"Cause they are the Brucest shoes ever!" Randy declared.
"That's so funny, Cause me and Riley were just talking about our new Mcpacks." Rachel threw in while giving a quick twirl to show her backpack while Riley just did a quick twist to flash hers.
The boys acknowledged the girls new backpacks before Howard spoke up. "McFist has made yet another product that I literally can not live without."
"We would totally die." Randy said making Riley quirk a brow up at the statement.
"I think your exaggerating a bit." She said smiling slightly.
"I think not, my lady, " Randy said unknowingly as Howard made sure to remember to tease him about it later while Riley's smile widen a bit in amusement and Rachel giggled. " I mean, Howard and I are McFist men from toes to T! I got McKicks!" (Cost:173 weeks of allowance)
He gestured to his pants, he was going to pull up his shirt and pants down to show his underwear before remembering his crush was there. "McTighties! (Cost: 12 promises to mow the lawn.) McSkinnies! (Cost: 7 snowdays of shoveling.)"
He then pulled up the hood of his jacket. "McHoodies!" (Cost: 120,000 Diet McBubble Slam bottles redeemed.)
"McShorties! (Cost: Ziltch!(Mom's credit card.))" Howard gestured to his shorts. "McTops! (Cost: Ziltch!(Heidi's secret piggy bank.)) I've even got a mouth full of McFillings. (Ziltch! (Dad's insurance))"
Howard pulled his lip down showing his teeth making the girls flinch back in disgust.
Randy patted his stomach. "McFistios is my complete breakfast!" (Cost: 2 hours shopping with mom.)
Howard leaned on a car. "My ride of choice is the McCedes!" (Cost: Ziltch!( Its not Howards.))
The car drove off causing Howard to fall.
The girls laughed a bit until Rachel piped in. "Cant blame you guys, I just love, love, Love! McSkirts!" (Cost: 3 weeks of allowance)
"And I do like my McTies: Hair edition.(Cost: 3 hours babysitting cousin.)"Riley said while fiddling with said hair tie.
"Then I guess we can all agree that McFist is the Brucest guy to ever live!" Randy said as everyone nodded in agreement.
The four friends walked closer to school and closer to a forming crowd.
"Question, Can McFist do anything wrong?" Randy asked. "Answer, No! That's why I'm his number one fan."
"I thought you were the Ninja and Kunoichi's number 1 fan." Howard said smirking at his friend with a knowing look.
"I think everyone is some level of fan of the Ninja and Kunoichi. Not that I disagree, they're both pretty bruce." Riley said.
"Didn't you tell me last night that you thought the Ninja was cute?" Rachel asked smiling mischievously at her best friend who rolled her eyes in good nature at her friends tease attempt.
Neither one of them noticed Randy freeze in place with a beat red face and a snickering Howard.
'She thinks I'm cute!?' Randy thought nearly swooning.
"-dy...-andy...RANDY!"
Flinching at the sudden call of his name, his eyes refocused on Riley's face that was close to his.
"You okay Randy? You seem kindof flushed?" Riley asked as Randy's face seemed to get redder.
Randy backed away and walked around her stuttering ,not seeing a building being placed down in his path.
"F-Fine! Flushed, me?! No! Pretty fa-Close! Near mine-Ow!" He then walked into said building face first as everyone laughed at him. "Building! That's a building!"
The four watched as a giant robotic claw retract into a ship flying overhead before it flew off leaving smoke that said. 'Buy McFist.'
Everyone's attention was then brought to their principal who started speaking through a megaphone to the crowd. "I am splitting at the seams to present the new McFistury History Pavilion!"
The bros didn't share their principal's enthusiasm.
"Oh come on!" Randy wined. "A history pavilion!?"
He faced palmed as Howard spoke. "Epic McFail."
"Oh come on guys! Don't be such doopey downers, this could be fun!" Rachel said with her usual upbeat attitude.
The two didn't looked convinced.
"Think of it this way guys, its either this or sitting in a classroom reading for an hour." Riley pointed out making the boys perk up a tiny bit. Though she herself was excited since History was one of her favorite subjects.
Principal Slimovitz continued. "This generous new addition to our school is a gift from beloved Norrisville philanthropist, entrepreneurist, and mustache enthusiast- Hannibal McFist!"
McFist then flew down on a jetpack and landed behind the crowd as everyone cheered.
He ran up to the pavilion entrance to stand next to his wife. McFist then dropped his jetpack into the principal's arms, who fell from the weight, to grab the megaphone from him.
"You're too kind!" He said smiling. "This isn't about me, THIS IS ABOUT THE CHILDEREN!"
Realizing his tone, he looked around at the saw the awkward and confused looks sent at him in silence. "Also, snack bars free till Noon."
Everyone cheered and raced in.
The four had wide eyes and smiles.
"And he's back!" Howard said as he and Rand fist-bumped.
"Well what are we waiting for?! Lets go!" Riley said before running in with the other three following after her.
Once inside, a hologram of Brock Octane holding a dandelion appeared. "Hi, I'm Brock Octane. The teleprompter I'm reading says, 'History', its all around us."
Brock then blew on the dandelion and everyone watched amazed as the seeds turned into green bubbles that displayed different events in history.
"Like dinosaurs." He said. "The wheel and those guys with hats."
Everyone was in awe at the scene as the bubbles popped.
"This pavilion is filled with interactive, animatronic displays of famous Norrisvillians. That's right, history even happens heeeeere!" Hologram Brock then flew away.
The doors and spotlights shined on three statues.
"History..." Howard started.
"Is the cheese!" Randy finished cheered.
"I could've told you that." Riley said with excitement.
Everyone ran in and began to look around.
"That's legendary crusher carp quarterback Johnny Bueno!" Howard pointed out as the four friends stood in front of the statue.
"Go deep! For History!" The robot said.
Howard was in complete awe. "So...life like."
"So Bruce!" Rachel squealed.
Randy heard a feminine giggle and turned around to see a statue of a woman in a red group jogged over to the statue.
"And that's Norrisville sweetheart, Monica Mo!" Randy said as the robot blew a kiss and giggled. A wolf whistle was heard from somewhere as the guys looked at her in amazement as the girls looked at them with deadpan looks.
"So...life like~" Howard drooled.
A lion's roar drew the groups attention to a statue of a man holding down a lion.
Riley's eyes widen in excitement and jogged over to the statue beaming.
"Uh..Who's the dude hugging the cat?"
Riley's snapped her head towards Howard in shock.
"Are you serious?!/Are you for reals?" Riley and a nearby Flute Girl said in unison.
The two looked at each other in surprise before smiling at each other in greetings.
Flute Girl continued. "That's famous adventure and author Brawn Brickwall. He was seriously hardcore."
"Truer words have never been said." Riley agreed eyes still shinning.
The robot suddenly pulled out a pepper, ate it, and then breathed fire.
Randy watched with wide eyes. "He just ate a habanero pepper..."
"That's 200,000 skullville units!" Howard said amazed.
Riley was shaking in excitement. "So Bruce!"
"Behold!"
Turning towards the shout, the four made their way over to the growing crowd close to McFist.
"The centerpiece of the McFistory pavilion!...The most important people in Norrisville history," McFist said with clenched teeth before slouching."...The Ninja and Kunoichi."
On a podium back to back was statues of the Ninja and Kunoichi. The Ninja statue had a hand on its hip and the other held a sword behind it over his shoulder. The Kunoichi had a open tessen held up to its mouth while its other hand held the other tessen at its side.
Everyone wowed at the sight.
Riley and Rachel pulled out there phones and start taking pictures while Howard nudged his friend and spoke in a whisper-shout.
"Woah! Check it out! You two are history!"
"Then why am I gettin' a D in it?"
McFist continued, clearly straining to sound genuine. "Yes...Uh..I sure do love our local heroes. Why, if I were ever in mortal peril, I'd sure want the Ninja and Kunoichi to save me!"
It was silent for a moment.
" 'ahem' I'd want the Ninja and Kunoichi to save me..."
More silence.
"I WANT THE NINJA AND KUNOICHI TO SAVE ME!"
A sharp hum was the only notice given as the Ninja and Kunoichi robots eyes glowed red and narrowed.
Robo-Ninja grabbed McFist by his underwear with its sword as Robo-Kunoichi began throwing its tessen around, taking out a couple of lights and nearly hitting students making them run away in fear.
"I'M IN MORTAL PERIL!" McFist screamed as Robo-Ninja jumped up to a higher level and began bouncing McFist by his underwear with Robo-Kunoichi by its side still throwing its tessen.
Riley felt Rachel grab her hand and started pulling her outside with the rest of the fleeing students.
"Somebody get the Ninja and Kunoichi!" McFist yelled. "THE REAL NINJA AND KUNOICHI!"
When outside, Riley let go of Rachel's hand and blended into the crowd before diving into a bush a little way from the entrance of the pavilion.
Just about to pull on her mask, the Kunoichi Nomicon started glowing from her bag.
Riley took it out. "We gotta make this quick Nomicon. Ninja and I got a gazillionaire to save."
She opened it and felt the familiar pull.
"Arwoooh!"
~Inside the Kunoichi Nomicon~
Once inside, Riley opened my eyes only bite back a scream at the sight of dozens of mask flying past her.
Hearing a familiar yell to her left, she sees the Ninja falling with her.
She got his attention as they both slowed down to a stop and floated in front of a mask with words appearing on the face.
-Beware the enemy who wears a hero's mask.-
The smiling mask suddenly morphed into a monstrous one, startling the two partners.
"That Robo duo are no heroes! Don't worry, we're on it! See you inside Kuno."
"See you ins-wait what?"
~Back outside~
Riley bolted upright, and looked down at her book.
"Kuno..?"
"SMOKEBOMB!"
The two heroes appeared jumping into the middle of the room with brandishing their signature weapons.
"Don't worry ! The real Ninja and Kunoichi are here to save you!" Ninja declared, only for the two partners to be meet with silence and a empty room.
Confused and suspicious, Kunoichi called out. "Mr. McFist?"
Silence.
"Robo-Ninja? Robo-Kunoichi? Anybody?" Ninja called out looking around.
"Where'd they go?" Kunoichi asked Ninja who shrugged when the door to the entrance suddenly slammed shut and green lasers caged the two along with the three statues.
"That cant be good..." Ninja pointed out as Kunoichi suspicions grew.
"And way to convenient.."
"What do you mean?"
"Doesn't it seem weird that a brand new school pavilion has a laser cage and one of the robots suddenly went haywire?"
"I'm not following."
"Just keep you guard u- LOOK OUT!" Kunoichi pushed Ninja to the side and dodged as an incoming projectile flew through then exploded when it hit the laser wall.
Ninja placed a hand on a podium to steady himself just to feel an empty surface.
Casting a glance, his eyes widen a bit in confusion seeing the Johnny Bueno statue missing.
"What the juice!?"
Hearing his partner's shout, he turned back around to see his partner wide eyes at the sight of said missing statue.
"Johnny Bueno!?" He asked in bewilderment.
The robot's eyes glowed red and threw its football that produced spinning blades with fire coming out of the end turning it into a rocket.
It began to follow Ninja as he jumped around to avoid it.
When he landed, Kunoichi threw her tessen from her position at the ball slicing it in half and the pieces burned to a crisp when they hit the lasers.
Nodding to her in thanks, he pointed his sword at the quarterback robot.
"Alright, Bueno. Lets do this!"
Kunoichi hears a familiar hum and snaps her head towards the Monica robot's eyes glowed red.
"Ninja behind you!"
Not reacting in time, the Monica robot let out a screech at his back, sending him towards the laser wall.
A blue scarf wrapped around his midsection and pulled him next to his partner and to safety.
Ninja looked at the female robot in shock. "Monica Mo!? You're Norriville's sweetheart!"
The Robo- Ninja, the robot of Brawn, the lion, and Robo-Kunoichi then appeared next to Robo-Johnny and Robo-Monica.
All of them armed and ready to fight.
"Destroy the Ninja and Kunoichi!" The Robot's said in unison.
The heroes shared a surprise look before narrowing their eyes in determination at the robots.
"Lets make history!" Ninja declared as the two partners charged forward and jumped with their weapons at the ready.
Kunoichi focused on the Robo-lion and chopped off an incoming claw with her tessen, that then flew into the laser wall.
The Robo-lion pounced at her, despite missing a foot, when she threw her tessen, cutting its head off and then kicked the head towards the laser wall.
The two heroes backed into each. Now back to back, the two worked together in sync.
That was until Robo-Monica launched a screech attack at Kunoichi that sent her into a pillar.
Falling back down and recovering quickly, she swung her tessen and cut Robo-Brawn in half.
Ninja's sword was knocked out of his hands by Monica's screech, causing it to hit the lasers and clatter to the ground undamaged.
Wide eyed, Ninja jumped into the air in order to dodge Robo-Monica's incoming electrified sash. When he landed, he had to dodge swipes from its tiara before jumping behind it.
Pulling out a manrikigusari, he whipped one end of it at the robot only for it to be caught.
Robo-Monica yanked the weapon, and Ninja, towards it. Caught off guard, the Ninja was pulled through the air before he righted himself and kicked Robo-Monica in the laser wall.
When the robot hit the wall, it let out a final screech and blew up, sending pieces flying.
Ninja ended up catching the head, but dropped it cause of the heat. "Yaahh!" He shook his hands to cool them off. "Monica was hot, but that's ridiculous!"
Kunoichi took a second to face palm at her partner's horrible joke.
Turns out it was second too long as Robo-Johnny tackled her into the Ninja that caused the both of them to crash into a pedestal.
Robo-Ninja and Robo-Kunoichi appeared in front of the partners and pointed their weapons at their organic counterparts.
"Oh come on!" Ninja said. "That was a great line!"
"No it wasn't." Kunoichi groaned out while rolling off her fellow hero and glared at the Robots.
The two robots slashed at them. Dodging in time, Ninja used his manrikigusari to knock the Robo-Ninja to the side and into the path of a charging Robo-Johnny and got its head knocked off. While Kunoichi kicked her robot's head off and got into a handstand and delivered an upside down spin kick at the body sending it into the lasers.
Robo-Johnny was still charging towards them so Ninja grabbed his nearby sword and ran towards it before sliding on his knees and cuts the robot in half.
Both halves flew into the lasers.
"BOOM!" Ninja cheered and held up his hand.
"That's how you do it!" Kunoichi exclaimed while completing the high-five.
Ninja then recalled their previous conversation. "Hey about earlier, what did you mean about this whole thing being way too convenient?"
"I meant that all this happening at once is weird. Even now when McFist is no where to be found. I think someone either tampered with this place before it was brought here or it was an in-"
The wall behind them was suddenly knocked down as a giant robot came through.
"What historical Norrisvillian is that supposed to be?" Ninja asked Kunoichi.
She shrugged, not hiding her irritation. "No idea. But robots interrupting me is slowly becoming a pet peeve to me."
"I'm the guy who destroyed the Ninja and Kunoichi!" The robot said. The voice, though having a mechanical echo, sounded a bit familiar to Kunoichi, making her eyes narrow in suspicion.
Ninja was just confused. "Nobody's ever destroyed th-" He was punched in the face by the robot and crashed into Kunoichi, and both bounced on the laser grids shocking them both a bit as some smoke came off them.
When the two landed, both were a bit out of it as Ninja said. "Okay...I see what you're doing."
The robot began firing lasers at them, one each, and the duo were jumping all over the place in order to dodge them.
When they were above the robot simultaneously, Ninja took out a grappling hook and wrapped it around the head of the robot. Kunoichi grabbed the chain and helped her partner pull the robot down.
The two watch the head fly over them and clattered to the ground.
When they looked back towards the robot body only for their eyes to widen in shock.
The head sticking out of the hulking body of metal was none other than...
"Hannibal McFist?!" Ninja and Kunoichi shouted in shock!
The man in question gained a nervous look.
Ninja gasped in realization. "It all makes sense! Robots lured us here by kidnapping you, then they forced you to fight us!"
McFist sat up. "They did..? I mean, they did!"
Kunoichi faced palmed at the scene.
"Why would they do that?" Ninja asked as McFist lowered his head as if trying to hide.
Kunoichi sputtered. "Are you- Because he was behind all this!"
"Wha...?" Ninja still look confused.
"Remember when I said this was all too convenient. This place was either tampered with from an outside source or ..." Kunoichi glared intensely at McFist who began sweating. "It was an inside job."
McFist stayed silent looking worried.
Ninja recalled what the Nomicon said. "Beware the enemy that wears a hero's mask...But he cant be."
"I'm surprised as you are. I theorized it was just a worker, not the boss himself."
"But he's Hannibal McFist! He manufactured awesome."
"It's called McAwesome, actually." McFist said as he stood up. "Comes out next month."
He then sent them a sinister smile. "Give me both your home addresses and I'll send you both a case..."
Ninja stared at the fallen robot head as it became clear. "What better mask for an enemy..." His head then snapped towards McFist in disbelief. "Than the most beloved man in town!"
Kunoichi stayed silent as she ready herself to attack, glaring at McFist the whole time.
"That's right Ninja." McFist said. "The most beloved man in town is about to BLAST YOU IN THE FACE!" His laser hummed as it charged.
Ninja was distraught. "This cant be..."
"DUDE MOVE!" Kunoichi yelled pushing him to the side and dodged the laser by jumping to the side in the opposite direction.
The laser hit the laser wall causing it to deactivate.
"Can be! Ninja duck!" Ninja hid behind a pillar with Kunoichi doing the same with the pillar to the right of him.
McFist shot laser at both their pillars, breaking them.
This action unfortunately, caused the building to shake at the lost of two of its support pillars .
The two rolled away from the path of the falling pillars and stood in front of McFist ready to fight.
"You're going down, McFist!" Ninja declared. "We're telling everyone about you!"
"No one will believe you," McFist said cockily. "I'm Hannibal McFist, loveable gazillionaire. I OWN THIS TOWN!"
"I'm sure they'll believe us when we drag your robot covered hide outside for everyone to see!" Kunoichi pointed out while bringing out her tessen.
"I like to see you try." McFist said not the least bit worried.
"We're gonna stop you." Ninja pulled out his sword. "Right here, right now!"
The red and blue heroes ran forward and jumped overhead about to strike when a large piece of the ceiling cut them off separating them from McFist.
The two looked up through a crack to see McFist peering down at them with a smug smile.
"Right now doesn't really work for me." McFist said nonchalantly. "Lets reschedule, FOR NEVER!"
The two heard the sound of rockets and watched as McFist fly out of the building.
Falling debri drew their attention back to the unstable building.
Thinking quickly, the heroes jumped on falling debri, propelling themselves up until they escaped through the roof and landed outside on to the grass.
They landed in just in time for the pavilion to cave in on itself and to watch McFist's hovercraft fly away.
The crowd of students ran up to the them as Howard in front asked. "Did you save McFist!? Is he okay?"
Gazing at the worried and anxious faces, the partners frowned realizing what had to be done.
Looking at her friend, she grabbed his hand discreetly and gave it an reassuring squeeze. She felt it be returned before letting go.
Ninja looked at the crowd sadly. "Yes. McFist is safe..."
The crowd cheered and the two shared one last disappointed look before leaving in their signature cloud of smoke.
"Smokebomb..."
~Riley's P.O.V~
When I got back to Rachel, who asked where I ran off to before hugging me, we were walking home after being released early due to today's events.
I couldn't help but glance at a billboard advertising McKicks and felt a wave of anger come over me.
"Riley, you okay?"
Snapping my head towards Rachel's worried face, I took a deep breath to calm myself.
I smiled at her. "Yeah I'm fine."
'Lying is gonna play a big part in my life now, isn't it?'
