A/N: I OWN NOTHING BUT MY CHARACTERS!
~Third Person P.O.V~
Its been a week since Spirit day and the events of that day were still spinning around in Randy's head.
His partner, the Kunoichi, was Riley Davis.
Riley Davis, the love of his life, was his partner the Kunoichi.
Every time he thought about it a giddy smile would climb up on his face as he daydreamed about her while twirling the blue stone around his neck.
Like he is doing now.
"-ingham? Cunningham!" A nudge to the side snapped Randy out of his day dreaming.
"Huh!? What?" Randy looked at Howard who was looking at him flatly.
"If your done being a space cadet, can we get back on the topic of today being the first day of Home Ec.?" Howard asked as they walked through the halls towards said hall.
"We're already partners in Science, Gym, Spanish and lunch." Randy said counting off the classes with his fingers. "When we're officially logged as baking buddies, we'll be partners in every class!"
"We will have achieved the Freshman class-fecta." Howard said throwing his hands up in the air.
Flute girl walked past them. "You guys are idiots."
The two ignored her as they did their signature hand-shake.
At the end of it something caught Randy's eye making him turn and beam. Howard followed his friend's line of sight only to roll his eyes.
A little ways from them was Riley talking to Rachel as usual.
Sensing the stare, Riley looked back at Randy and gave him a large smile and a wave.
Randy sighed and waved back and continued waving even after she walked away.
Howard rolled his eyes again and started dragging his friend towards Home Ec.
~Riley's P.O.V~
Taking my seat next to Rachel, I placed my chin in my hand as the class waited for our art teacher, Ms. O'Neil.
As if on que, a middle aged lady with pale blond waist length hair in a ponytail, dark brown eyes behind crescent moon glasses, and an easy going smile.
"Good afternoon class, I hope your all ready to spend a wonderful hour of expressing yourselves and your creativity." Ms. O'Neil said with her usual passion for her subject.
"But before we begin, I would like to introduce our foreign exchange student. Please give a warm welcome to our new student, Greta Nukid." She gestures to the door.
We all stared at the door for a moment as nothing happens.
"I am Greta." A sudden voice with a German accent said making us jump and look forward to see the new kid in front of the class.
She was about Rachel's height with blond hair in braided pigtails, wearing a green sweater, a brown skirt that was slightly above her knees, white high socks, and black mary jane shoes.
"My twin brother and I have just enrolled in your education factory. Hallo." She waves to the class as they greeted her with an awkward silence.
Rachel and I glanced at each other.
"Now you say 'hallo'." Greta pointed at the class not seeming bothered by the silence.
Everyone beside Rachel and I returned the greeting.
Greta throws her hands up cheerfully. "That was excellent 'hallo'."
Ms. O'Neil cleared her throat. "Well its very nice to meet you Greta. Why don't you take a seat next to Ms. Rachel. Rachel, please raise your hand."
Rachel put up her hand and Greta walked over and sat next to her.
A sudden flash of blue from my bag made me quickly pick it up and cover it.
A quick glance around showed that no one saw that, so I quickly dug out my Nomicon.
After another glance, I opened the book.
"Arwoooh!"
~Inside the Kunoichi Nomicon~
"What the juice, Nomicon? Howard is so wrong on this one. Right?" Is what I heard.
Opening my eyes, I see I'm sitting down Indian style next to a annoyed looking Randy.
"Hey Randy." I say casually.
His head whipped towards me. "Riley! Hey-hey what are-what are you doing here?"
I nodded my head forward. "Learning."
We both then looked forward as words started to appear.
-The most dangerous enemy often wears the mask of an ally.-
Two Ninjas then appeared and shared a brown one then throws a bomb at the orange one's face making them start to fight each other.
Randy and I watched them clash swords as a grin started growing on Randy's face.
"Ha! Thank you. Howard is totally being a huge enemy right now." He said making me look at him in confusion. "The second I out of here, I'm gonna tell that guy what's up."
No longer hearing the sound of clashing swords, I look up and the Ninjas are looking down at Randy in disapproval.
Randy looks back confused. "Ah, what's up?"
Lasers suddenly came out of the Ninja's eyes cutting hole around Randy making him fall through with a yelp.
Watching all this with a flat look, I glanced up at the Ninjas. "Don't worry I'll keep an eye out for anything suspicious."
The Ninjas gave me a thumbs up as I was pulled out of the book
~Back outside~
Gasping, I heard my name be called.
"Riley?"
Turning my head to side, but not lifting it, I see Rachel looking at me weird.
"Uh..." I said stupidly trying to think of an excuse. "...sorry dosed off, whats up?"
"I was asking if its okay for Greta to sit with us at lunch?" Rachel gestured to her other side at Greta who waved.
"Hallo."
Shrugging, I said. "Yeah sure."
~Third Person P.O.V~
At McFist Industries, Viceroy was observing a koala, a bunny, and weasel as they played together in a pin in his lab.
He picked up the weasel as his boss, Mr. McFist, walked in.
"What's with all the fuzz, Viceroy?" McFist asked looking down at the adorable animals.
"Mother told me these shorts were too short." Viceroy moved a suitcase out of the way showing he was wearing purple shorts that showed off his hairy legs. "I should've listened."
"Ew!" McFist gagged turning away. "And I was talking about them!" He pointed at the small animals.
"Oh, that." Viceroy puts the weasel down and goes to grab his coat. "That's my latest plan to take down the Ninja and Kunoichi."
McFist looked closer at the animals. "It doesn't seem very deadly."
"It's the exact opposite of deadly." Viceroy snaps his fingers and otto hovers in while showing a holographic picture of D.N.A . "Through genetic engineering, I extracted the adorability of a bunny, the naivete of a koala, and the weaselyness of a weasel." A picture of two robots was then showed. "Then I encoded it into a couple of robotic exchange students!"
The image then changes into Franz and Greta!
McFist yawned, looking bored. "I'm sorry. I must've checked out during the part where you talked about destroying the Ninja and Kunoichi!
Viceroy rolled his eyes. "They're not destroy-bots, They're befriend-bots."
"Hallo!" The images of the robots greeted as they were then x-rayed.
"Thanks to their extremely high LQ, or lovability quotient, my robots will have no trouble collecting voice samples from every student at Norrisville." Viceroy says before snapping his fingers again.
The images change to the Ninja and Kunoichi.
"Then, we compare the voices to the sample we have on file for the Ninja..."
"Say hello to my Ninja eye poke! Say hello to my Ninja eye poke!"
" and the Kunoichi."
"Hello boys, Hope your ready for a butt kicking. Hello boys, Hope your ready for a butt kicking."
"Once we find a match, we'll know who the Ninja and Kunoichi are." Viceroy said as McFist petted the koala.
"And then we'll destroy them?" McFist asked eagerly.
"And then we destroy them."
"Ooh!" McFist said in excitement before shouting as the koala clinged on to him in fear. "This is my best plan yet!"
Viceroy grabs the scared creature. "Please, sir. You're scaring the koala."
~Riley's P.O.V~
As the day went by, I began paying closer to Greta as she kept greeting everyone the same way she did in the beginning of class.
At first I thought she was being nice and cheerful.
But after so many times of hearing 'hallo' all the way to lunch, it started to look suspicious.
Especially when she never stopped smiling.
And coming from the girl whos best friend lives off sunshine and rainbows, that's saying something.
As the three of us enter the cafeteria, Greta made a beeline towards Howard and a blond boy wearing a hat with a feather and a similar sweater as her.
"Hallo, Brother!" Greta greeted the fellow blond who turned to her.
"Hallo, Sister." The kid returned the greeting.
Rachel and I stood next to Howard as the twins greeted the table.
"So that's her twin brother?" Rachel asked.
"Yeah, his names is Franz." Howard said as he crossed his arms. "He is also my new school partner."
Rachel and I shared a weird look.
"Did you and Randy have another-" I began as Randy walker over.
"Howard, I'm willing to forgive you-!" Sitting down, I watched confused as Randy dropped his lunch in shock and looking betrayed.
Stomping over, he leaned over the table next to me and spoke to Howard in a stage whisper while gesturing to Franz. Greta was sitting across from him. "Why is Nukid sitting in my seat?"
"Oh, this is awkward." Howard said in a loud voice, obviously enjoying the situation. "My ex-lunch partner just caught me with my new lunch partner. Franz and his sister are teaching us a fascinating game from his homeland. So Bruce!"
"Now you say 'hallo'." I turn and see Greta pointing at Flute girl.
"Hallo." Flute girl said. "Was that OK?"
"OK? It was excellent 'hallo'. You win!" Greta said making everyone but me and Randy laugh.
Randy grunted. "How could you replace me with that guy?"
"Hey! You were busy with your big, fat, hairy duty." Howard shot back looking just as annoyed. "But me not understand duty, me stupid. Me just want friend to eat with."
'Ah, its a balancing Ninja, friends problem.' I thought watching the two.
"I am not the one acting like an enemy here. You are." Randy argued leaning forward. "The Nomicon even said so."
"Uh Randy..." I tried to intervene but was ignored.
Howard got in his friend's face. "Well, maybe you should have lunch with the Nomicon."
Howard then takes Franz's hat, who didn't even blink, and put it on. "I'm gonna go abuse my friend Franz's exchange student discount at the snack cart." He held up said card making me stare at it.
That's a thing?
"Hey! What are you two supposed to be, huh? Tell me!"
Snapping my head around, I see Franz and Greta getting confronted by Bash.
Everyone in the cafeteria gasped and looked scared/nervous for the two exchange students.
"We are Franz and Greta Nukid. Hallo." Franz replied with his smile not once wavering.
"Now you say 'hallo'." Greta said pointing at Bash.
Bash stared them down. "Ha-llo?"
"That was excellent 'hallo'." Greta complimented.
"You win!" Franz cheered.
"Yeah! I win. Ha!" Bash cheered. "I love these guys. I don't know why, but I love them! Come here you little munchkins!"
Bash gave them affectionate noogies as the cafeteria cheered and began repeating 'hallo' to each other.
"Not even here for a day and those two start a trend..." Rachel pointed out with a smile as she joined in.
An annoyed grumbling made me look at Randy as he muttered under his breath and started marching over to the twins.
Concerned, I go after him as he pulled Franz aside.
Standing next to Greta, we watched as Randy talk to Franz.
"Randy does not seem to like my brother." Greta said with her smile still in place.
"Nah, Randy and Howard are just arguing, again." I explained. "They'll get over it. Cause I mean Hello guys your friends."
Not hearing a response, I glanced at Greta to see she was completely still with a blank face.
"Greta?"
~Third Person P.O.V~
(Inside Greta's head)
"-an Hello guys your friends." Analyzing
"Hello boys, Hope your ready for a butt kicking." Match!
"Kunoichi identified."
~Riley's P.O.V~
"Greta, you okay?" I asked.
She blinked and then smiles.
"I am alright..." She then snapped her head towards me with a wider smile. "Kunoichi!"
A wave of panic washed over me and tried not to react on the outside. "Kunoichi? Me? Th-that's a pretty bold assumption...that is completely and utterly wrong."
She shakes her head still smiling. "I am not wrong, you are the Kunoichi."
I started sweating a bit. "N-no I'm not! And could you not talk so loud. The world doesn't need to hear our conversation.
"But I must, it is my duty." Duty?
Before I could question her a gigantic hole is cut in the ceiling to reveal McFist's hovercraft.
The cafeteria goes into a panic and everyone ran out leaving only Randy, Howard, the twins, and I.
Then three of McFist's chainsaw-werewolves line dropped from the ship and surrounded Franz and Greta.
"Oh, hallo." The twins said waving.
Do they not realize they are in danger!
"Take them to McFist." One of them growled out.
The other two each grabbed a twin and they all started climbing back to the ship.
"They're twin-napping them!" Howard said pointing.
I looked at Randy. "Randy we got to suit up before Mcfist makes them talk."
"Right!"
I quickly ran into the girls bathroom but froze at the sound of extra foot steps and turn around and see that Randy followed me in.
I see his eyes grow big at his mistake.
"Dude!" I yelled flabbergasted throwing my hands up.
He quickly covered his eyes ad ran back out with a, "Sorry!"
Shaking my head, I pulled my mask out of my pocket and pulled it on.
Bursting out of the bathroom almost simultaneously, Ninja quickly threw some Ninja rings and cut the lines and causing all five to fall back down.
I see the twins get up and walk away as the three robots get up as well and growl at us.
Not batting an eye, I pulled out three sais and threw them.
Two of them meet their marks but the last robot dodged and snarled at us.
It's feet then turn into rockets and the robot started flying around the cafeteria.
Ninja and I quickly dodged the incoming robot.
But when it came around a second time, Ninja quickly jumped onto its back and made it fly into a pot of chili.
The robot quickly melted making Ninja and I stare wide eyed at the lunch lady who shrugged.
We didn't notice some chili spilled onto the twins who turned away and held their faces.
"See, Guys. This is why you shouldn't know our secret. It puts you in danger." Ninja explained as we walked over to the two.
"No, Ninja..." Franz said turning around to reveal his face being half robotic.
"It's you who is in danger." Greta finished her twin showing us a similar face.
"You're a robot?! " Howard, Ninja, and I said in shock.
I smacked my head. "That explains how McFist knew so quickly and how you two figured our identities so fast."
"You're the enemy the Nomicon was warning us about." Ninja said in realization.
Howard cleared his throat making Ninja and I look at him. "Anything you'd like to say to me?"
Neither of us could say anything as the twin robots punched us away.
Recovering quickly, I flipped to the side as Greta pounced at me. I pulled out my tessens and the two of us exchanged blows.
The sharpness of my tessens cut away Greta's cloths and fake skin, revealing more of her robotic appendages.
"McFist is uploading my data. I win!" Greta said as we stood at a stand still, both of us pushing against the other in order to get the upper hand.
'Crap, I gotta destroy her before McFist's gets all her data.' I thought as I continued to struggle.
My eyes widen when Greta reeled her head back and gave me a strong headbutt that made me stumble back and clutch my head in pain.
Looking up, Greta was slowly walk towards me. Looking around thinking, I peek past her and see Howard backing away from Franz in a room that I see had a lot of heat in it.
I looked back in time for Greta to lunge at me. I was able to grab her wrist and began to spin her around the best I could because again she was a robot and is HEAVEY!
"HOWARD DUCK!" I shouted letting go of Greta after aiming for the door.
Howard ducked as Greta flew towards him and crashed into her brother.
I took a moment to catch my breath and then rand towards the room to finish the job.
But when I get into the room, I only see Ninja and Howard.
"Where are Franz and Greta?" I asked still looking around.
Not even looking, the two pointed over the railing.
Looking over, I see a giant pot filled with boiling chili that had skulls on the warning sign.
Never eating school lunch again.
"Well, I guess you have to know the difference between your Franz and your enemies." I hear Ninja say.
I felt my face fall into a deadpan and turned slowly to look at Ninja, making my expression said 'Really?'.
"Ugh, too soon, Ninja, too soon." Howard said face palming.
