Tracks Featured: Congratulations by David Brown ft Felix Kjellberg and Joel Berghult
Life is Fun by James Rallison ft David Brown
Bibilus V-Nick Nitro
The World Revolving by Toby Fox
The Ultimate Show by Naoko Mitome and Chika Sekigawa
Marx's Theme by Jun Ishikawa and Dan Miyakawa
Your Contract Has Expired by Pascal Michael Stiefel
Power of NEO by Toby Fox
I Face Myself by Shoji Meguro

Author's Note: During the musical duel, italics are Carol's lyrics, bold are Alex's lyrics, and bolded italics means that both of them are singing that particular lyric.


"It takes more than one voice to make harmony. We all have a choice for our destiny. So, if everyone here could just sing with me, we'd all be free in harmony…"-Ray "Captain Man" Manchester, July 27, 2019

"So, apparently I have anomalous powers."

"Oh great…how'd you find that out?"

"Well, I was just talking with some of your besties and noticed that Whitney's eyes were colored a cyan-royal purple hybrid color. I made her do some stuff and she actually did them. I guess I didn't notice because you already have blue eyes, and the iris is more cyan than royal. Haven't you noticed that even my ability is more associated with you rather than me? It's like I'm in your shadow!"

"Please, if anything, I'm your shadow."

"Anyways, I think that red lizard thing produced some sort of delirium chemical to hunt."

"So, you DID encounter that bioorganic killing machine! I heard they sent the military to eradicate that thing. Are you safe?!"

"Yeah, I'm fine, but something was odd about that thing."

"Well, it didn't kill you, so I guess that's a first."

"No, I mean it. That thing said I was its child. I think it snorted some of its own chemical. I am definitely not related to that thing!"

"Incidentally, did it ever mention a number? Lisa is asking for research purposes."

"Uh, I think it was 939-19?"

"Ok, I'll tell her then."

Lori hangs up and mutters something to herself.

"Carol has mind control powers? I might need to keep a watch on her…"

Meanwhile at Lisa's room.

"Hey, future scientist! It's me! Your friend and future fun boss, Sophia!"

"Oh, Doctor Light. What's going on?"

"So, one of our…specimens escaped Armed Biocontainment Area 14. It was a red lizard with razor sharp talons. It can mimic people's voices. It's highly predatory and highly dangerous. If you see it, can you bring it back to us?"

"Oh, we found a red lizard yesterday. It killed 7 people before the military terminated it."

"Hmm…well we'll be working to get the specimen back, with full support from the US government."

"Is there anything important you wanted to tell me?"

"Yes! Since SCP-939-19-EN apparently broke into your dimension I have a feeling that you might need this."

Sophia sends Lisa a large tablet filled with a list of anomalous objects and entities.

"This is SCP-101-FR, vous etes ici, otherwise known as "the directory", by the English branches of the foundation. It lists information about every known SCP in every known branch of the Foundation. It is only in French, however. According to my friend, 101-FR is the reason why SCPs have an ISO code after them, since vous etes ici, you are here in French, is an obviously French SCP."

"Try it out! Look up SCP-939-EN using it!"

She does so.

Objet #: SCP-939-EN

Classe: Couronné

Niveau de Menace: Rouge

Propriétés Spéciales: Biohazard, Prédateur, Violent

Procédures de Confinement Spéciales: SCP-939-1, -3, -19, -53, -89, -96, -98, -99, et -109-EN sont gardés dans les cellules 1163-A ou 1163-B qui sont des chambres de confinement de 1 dans la Zone de Confinement Biologique Armée-14. Chacune des cellules ont leur environnement réglé et sont sous pression négative, avec des murs faits de béton armé. L'accès à ces cellules est régulé par une chambre de décontamination externe avec des portes de sécurité en acier étanche aux gaz intérieurs. Les fenêtres d'observation sont construites en verre feuilleté à l'épreuve des balles de 10 cm d'épaisseur protégées par un grillage électrifié à 100 kV. Le taux d'humidité dans l'air est maintenu à 100 % et la température est maintenue à 16°C. Les spécimens sont surveillés par des caméras infrarouges en toutes circonstances. Un niveau d'autorisation de niveau quatre est requis pour accéder à SCP-939-EN-EN, leur zone de confinement, ou leur chambre d'observation.

SCP-939-101-EN est démembré et stocké dans des réservoirs de conservation cryogénique qui se trouvent dans la Zone de Recherche Biologique-12. L'accès à SCP-939-101-EN requiert une autorisation d'au moins 2 membres du personnel de niveau 3, l'un des deux doit être présent pendant toutes les recherches et les tests. Le contenu d'un seul (1) réservoir de SCP-939-101-EN peut être consulté à tout moment. La température des tissus de SCP-939-101-EN doit être surveillée pendant leur retrait de la conservation cryogénique; si la température des tissus excède 10°C, les tissus doivent retourner dans les réservoirs correspondants et tous les test doivent être suspendus pendant une période de soixante-douze (72) heures. À part si la température des tissus excède 10°C, les recherches sur les tissus de SCP-939-101-EN peuvent continuer aussi longtemps que leurs divagations et réclamations de relâchement peuvent être tolérés.

Les cellules de confinement doivent être nettoyées toutes les deux semaines. Pendant que cela a lieu, les spécimens de SCP-939-EN seront transférés aux cellules adjacentes. Pendant cette période, les portes de la cellule et les fenêtres d'observation doivent être inspectées pour détecter toutes traces de dommages et réparées ou remplacées en conséquence.

Une mise sous sédatifs lourds de tout les SCP-939-EN est requise avant toute interaction, incluant le transfert entre deux cellules et les expérimentations qui peuvent avoir lieu. Voir le Document #939-TE4 pour les protocoles de transfert et d'expérimentation.

Une équipement HAZMAT de classe III doit être porté par le personnel pendant les interactions avec les spécimens de SCP-939-EN et dans toutes les zones connues où SCP-939-EN a logé. Par la suite, des procédures de décontamination standards doivent être respectées par tout les membres du personnel impliqués pour éviter qu'aucune propagation secondaire d'agents amnésiques ne se produise.

Après l'incident ABCA14-939-3, tous les membres du personnel, sauf les Classes D, interagissant avec SCP-939-EN sont tenus de porter, peu importe la durée de l'interaction, deux (2) cardiofréquencemètres imperméables à l'eau, pendant toute la durée de l'interaction. Ces cardiofréquencemètres transmettront à un système de surveillance sans fil indépendant du réseau électrique principal d'une installation, avec au moins un système d'alimentation de secours en veille. Si le cardiofréquencemètre d'un individu indique une ligne plate ou tout autre type de dysfonctionnement, le porteur sera présumé mort, le personnel sera chargé d'ignorer toutes les vocalisations ultérieures du porteur, et une brèche de confinement sera déclarée automatiquement. Les membres du personnel de sécurité s'occupant d'une brèche de confinement sont également tenus de porter ces cardiofréquencemètres.

De plus, des appareils de localisation sous-dermiques doivent être implantés dans tout les SCP-939-EN vivants après leur capture.

Description: Les SCP-939-EN sont des prédateurs endothermiques qui présentent une atrophie de différents systèmes, semblable à celle des organismes troglobies. Les peaux des SCP-939-EN sont hautement perméables à l'humidité et sont rouges translucides, grâce à un composé chimiquement analogue à l'hémoglobine. Les spécimens mesurent en moyenne 2,2 mètres de haut en se tenant debout et pèsent en moyenne 250 kg, même si le poids est très variable. Chacun de leurs quatre membres se termine par trois doigts griffus et un quatrième doigt opposable qui sont couverts de soie ce qui augmente considérablement leurs capacités d'escalade. Leur tête est allongée, dépourvue d'yeux atrophiés ou même d'orbites, et ne contient aucune enveloppe cérébrale. Les mâchoires des SCP-939-EN sont bordées de rouge, faiblement luminescentes, et leurs dents sont en forme de crochets (similaires à ceux appartenant à des spécimens du genre Chauliodus), mesurent 6 cm de haut, et sont entourées par des organes de la fosse sensibles à la chaleur. Des ocelles sensibles à la lumière sont présentes sur toute la longueur de leur arête dorsale épineuse. Ces épines peuvent atteindre 16 cm de long et sont soupçonnées d'être sensibles aux variations de la pression et du débit de l'air.

SCP-939-EN ne possède pas beaucoup de systèmes d'organes vitaux; les système nerveux, centraux et périphériques, le système circulatoire et le tube digestif sont tous absents. Le système respiratoire de SCP-939-EN est atrophié et ne sert à rien apparemment qu'à la diffusion de AMN-C227 (voir ci-dessous). SCP-939-EN n'a apparemment ni besoin physiologiquement de s'alimenter, ni de digérer les tissus consommés. La matière ingérée s'accumule généralement dans le système respiratoire de SCP-939-EN et est régurgitée une fois la quantité suffisante pour inhiber sensiblement sa fonction. Malgré l'absence de nombreux organes vitaux, SCP-939-EN est capable de porter des petits vivants. Voir Addendum 10-16-1991.

La principale méthode de SCP-939-EN pour attirer ses proies est l'imitation de la parole humaine de ses victimes antérieures, bien que l'imitation d'autres espèces et la chasse nocturne aient aussi été observées. Les vocalisations produites par SCP-939-EN impliquent souvent une détresse importante ; savoir si les SCP-939-EN comprennent leurs vocalisations ou répètent des phrases entendues auparavant est l'objet d'une étude en cours. Comment SCP-939-EN acquiert ces voix n'est pas actuellement compris ; des spécimens ont été observés imitant leurs victimes malgré ne les avoir jamais entendues parler. L'analyse des vocalisations émises par SCP-939-EN ne peut pas distinguer SCP-939-EN des échantillons de voix des victimes connues. L'utilisation des systèmes de sécurité ou d'identification biométrique par reconnaissance vocale dans toutes les installations confinant SCP-939-EN est fortement déconseillée pour cette raison. Les proies sont généralement tuées par une seule morsure au crâne ou au cou ; la force de la morsure a été mesurée a plus de 35 MPa.

SCP-939-EN expire des traces infimes d'amnésiques de Classe C sous forme d'aérosol, appelé AMN-C227. AMN-C227 provoque une amnésie antérograde temporaire, entravant la formation de la mémoire pendant toute la durée de l'exposition, plus une moyenne de trente (30) minutes. Il est incolore, inodore et sans saveur avec un ECt50 estimé à l'inhalation de 0,0015 mg•min/m3. Dans les environnements bien aérés ou ouverts, le risque d'exposition à l'Ect50 est fortement réduit, mais non-négligeable. AMN-227 est généralement indétectable dans le sang soixante (60) minutes après l'arrêt de l'exposition. Les sensations de désorientation et les légères hallucinations déclarées immédiatement après le retrait d'un environnement saturé par AMN-C227 sont similaires à celles d'un usage récréatif de nombreuses substances psychoactives et sont facilement confondues en tant que tel.

Note 03-23-2005: Ce rapport porte sur la morphologie alpha. Pour plus d'informations concernant la morphologie bêta, consultez [SUPPRIMÉ] Rapport d'expérience 914, AMTF Nu-7 Compte rendu après action ██-██-████, [SUPPRIMÉ].

Addendum 11-14-1981: Un enregistrement radio entre les équipes de captures pendant le premier contact avec SCP-939-EN est disponible ici.

Addendum 04-11-1982: Due à l'intense aversion de SCP-939-EN pour la lumière, il a été décidé de réduire au minimum les risques d'évasion. L'éclairage fluorescent standard du couloir dissuade SCP-939-EN-1 de quitter sa sombre cellule. Voir Addendum 09-20-1991.

Addendum 06-29-1987: Des recherches préliminaires sur AMN-C227 suggèrent son potentiel utilisé pour un usage général en tant qu'amnésique. Des méthodes de production de masse de l'agent, ainsi que les effets indésirables possibles, sont à l'étude au Site de Confinement et de Recherche Biologique-06.

Addendum 10-03-1990: L'utilisation d'AMN-C227 en tant qu'amnésique de classe C a été approuvée. La production annuelle de la culture des tissus respiratoires de SCP-939-EN devrait excéder trois (3) litres à la Zone de Recherche Biologique-12.

Addendum 09-20-1991: Le confinement de neuf (9) spécimens de SCP-939-EN a été compromis à la suite d'un scénario de brèche de type "Silent Night" au Site de Confinement et de Recherche Biologique-06. Les villes à proximité ont été évacuées sous le prétexte d'une tempête à venir. Des équipes de rétablissement ont été déployées dans la zone.

Addendum 10-16-1991: [SUPPRIMÉ] En conséquence, toute interaction avec SCP-939-EN, du 8 Septembre au 7 Octobre, dans l'hémisphère Nord, ou du 6 Mars au 4 Avril, dans l'hémisphère Sud, est strictement interdite. [SUPPRIMÉ] Aucun spécimen mâle de SCP-939-EN n'a encore été identifié [SUPPRIMÉ] contenir un amnésique de Classe B [SUPPRIMÉ].

Voir Reproduction de SCP-939-EN.

Addendum 02-20-1992: Désormais, l'utilisation d'AMN-C227 comme un amnésique est suspendue indéfiniment. Consulter le Rapport d'Incident AMN-C227-939 pour plus d'informations.

"Ok. I don't really understand French, but I guess Lincoln or Lola can try to decode it. Or I could use a translator."

The channel cuts off.

"Sophia, trusting the fate of the multiverse to some kid? Have you been hitting the Y-909 again?" A terrifying Asian lady chastises

"Oh, hey O5-7. ECM-00 says that we can't fight fate. All is predestined to happen and he says that the metanarrative can't be altered, otherwise cataclysmic damage would happen to the dimension! The best plan of action is to let nature run its course."

"That will be the day. I'm taking Ν7 to prepare for the destruction of the universe."

"Green. Sometimes your actions make wish Lily's proposal would happen."

"Yeah, wishful thinking. Kalinin's proposal is the true SCP-001."

"Well, at least humanity will be blissfully unaware before the end comes. Your plan to "unite" humanity against the anomalous would just cause billions in damages, both humans and their property. Ben is right, we need to merge with the anomalous and become them so that the anomalous would become the new normal, and therefore, not anomalous anymore."

"Yeah, you've definitely gotten high off of amnestics. About your proposal, my vote is a big no."

"Ben thought you would vote no, that's why all of us are voting."

"When his plan fails, I'll be there to tell you two, "I told you so", just before the world ends."


Back to the Louds, they are doing their normal everyday wacky hijinks. But somewhere, a crack opens up and out comes a fabulous looking man, clad in pink and yellow clothes. He looks to be about in his 30s and has a gaunt appearance. And, if Frankie Grande didn't exist, he would be considered the gayest man alive (in both ways).

"I'm out, party people! And I'm going to make the greatest party of all time!"

A few days later and everyone has heard about the party. He's managed to get some pretty big names in the YouTube community, as well as some famous music artists! There's a massive stage in the center of town. Not to worry, he got permits thanks to one of the people he befriended. I even heard he paid Nick Nitro $50,000 dollars to use one of his instrumentals in the party! Don't ask where he got $50,000 dollars because he doesn't know either.

Oh, SCP-055-EN, was that money counterfeit?

SCP-055-EN says: "That money was definitely not counterfeit."

Finally, the night of the party arrives and 5,000 people are in attendance! He even manages to broadcast the party worldwide. This was hyped to be the greatest party of all time and he didn't even need the world's greatest hype man, Emile Rosales, to hype it up! The first act is an introductory congratulations. Yep, this party has some major star power!

Felix: "T-Series! (Yeah!), It's your big day! (Woo!) Incredible job! I know we had our differences but today, I just wanna tell you…"

Joel and Felix: "A congratulations, it's a celebration! Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!) A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing!"

Felix: "A congratulations to your corporation. Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians. Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood. Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong like starting your business by selling pirated songs.

Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia. Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh). I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah! I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia.

For legal reasons, that's a joke
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke

India, I'm sorry 'bout the memes, you're the best! I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh. I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter. 'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi-"

Joel and Felix: "A congratulations, it's a celebration! Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!). A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!) I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing!

Congratulations (Uh)
Congratulations (It's your big day!)
Congratulations
Congratulations (Such a big day)"

Felix: "I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm) T-Series saying "Cease and Desist". Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation but let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo).

T-Series can eat a dick (Still not defamation)
Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)
Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?"

David: "That's a blatant racist lie!"

Felix: "Yeah, but still not defamation (Woo)!"

David: "India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son! How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system (Oof)? Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty but looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably but never mind the poor people, we just here to party. Just here to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army."

Felix: "Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem but we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze."

Felix: "So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels. Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure. It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg. Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side, there's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time. It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard, here's one last brofist from the former number one in the world."

Joel and Felix: "A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)! Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin' (Yeet, party all day, yeah)! A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)! I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing!

Congratulations
Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!)
Congratulations (I'm fucking lit!)
Congratulations (Such a big day!)
Oh yeah, yeah!"

Felix: "Congratulations, T-Series! You did it! Yatta desu ne!
Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line!"


While everyone was watching the littest party of all time, Lana recognizes our dazzling host.

"Woah, guys. I think the host is an SCP!"

"Are you sure, Lana? Which one?"

"230. I recognized him while looking for a webcomic page to test my ability on!"

"A Typecorp?" Lincoln questions

"Yep. Oversimplified SCP." Lana affirms

Lisa brings up SCP-230-EN's bio.

Objet #: SCP-230-EN

Classe: Euclide

Niveau de Menace: Jaune

Propriétés Spéciales: Biohazard

Procédures de Confinement Spéciales: SCP-230-EN doit être confiné dans une salle sécurisée du Site-██. La salle doit disposer d'un système de ventilation filtrant l'air sortant avant de le renvoyer dans les conduits de ventilation du Site. Chacune des requêtes de SCP-230-EN doit être satisfaite si ces dernières respectent les procédures de confinement. La porte doit être réglée pour se verrouiller automatiquement à chaque fois qu'elle est fermée et ne pourra être ouverte que de l'extérieur. Tout membre du personnel pénétrant dans la salle occupée par SCP-230-EN doit porter une tenue complète HAZMAT avec ses propres réserves d'oxygène. Tout membre du personnel ayant été exposé à l'air de la cellule de SCP-230-EN ou ayant eu un contact physique avec SCP-230-EN ou l'un de ses fluides corporels doit être appréhendé, confiné et gardé en observation pendant un (1) mois. Si les symptômes de SCP-230-EN persistent après un (1) mois, le membre du personnel sera exécuté. Si ces symptômes ne se manifestent plus après ce laps de temps, il doit être transféré vers un autre Site et interdit de tout contact futur avec SCP-230-EN.

Au vu des événements récents, les individus ayant été exposés puis n'étant plus sujets aux effets de SCP-230-EN doivent se soumettre à des examens psychologiques réguliers. Si ces examens révèlent chez le membre du personnel la présence de n'importe lequel des symptômes présents dans le Document 230-4436b, ce membre du personnel doit être exécuté.

NOTE: Le sujet a tenté à de nombreuses reprises de s'évader en utilisant le personnel exposé à SCP-230-EN. Ceci représente une menace faible, les membres du personnel affectés étant généralement dans un état de fatigue physique considérable; toutefois ces membres du personnel peuvent se montrer particulièrement violents afin de rester en présence de SCP-230-EN.

Description: SCP-230-EN est un humain mâle de type caucasien d'apparence mince et décharnée. SCP-230-EN mesure 185 cm, pèse 68,04 kg et semble être agé de plus ou moins trente ans. Il porte des vêtements clairs, avec une nette préférence pour le rose et le jaune. L'objet est un individu particulièrement joyeux ; il ne semble pas être capable d'exprimer d'émotions négatives.

SCP-230-EN sécrète un agent chimique similaire à l'héroïne avec ses pores. L'agent a été nommé Composé-███. Une fois sécrété, il s'évapore immédiatement et contamine l'air entourant SCP-230-EN. Le Composé-███ semble être efficace à partir du moment où sa concentration dans l'air excède 30 parties par million. Lorsqu'inhalé, le Composé-███ cause un état d'euphorie chez les sujets. Des analyses sur les Classe-D soumis aux effets du Composé-███ indiquent une concentration de dopamine supérieure à cinq fois la concentration moyenne lors d'un rapport sexuel. Les sujets montrent un affaiblissement semblable à celui causé par l'héroïne. Les individus affectés acceptent toute requête de SCP-230-EN (sauf si cette dernière implique de quitter SCP-230-EN).

Le Composé-███ est présent dans tous les fluides corporels de SCP-230-EN. L'exposition est possible par simple toucher de la peau de SCP-230-EN. Ladite exposition entraînera immédiatement la dépendance. Les symptômes du manque sont très violents et sont mortels dans 30 % des cas. Ceux-ci incluent : perte d'appétit, tremblements, irritabilité, panique, vomissements, diarrhée, folie, cécité, hémorragies ; ces symptômes varient d'un sujet à l'autre, mais aussi selon la quantité de Composé-███ auquel le sujet a été exposé. Les sujets ayant précédemment ingéré une portion des fluides corporels de SCP-230-EN ont un taux de mortalité de 100 % en situation de manque.

SCP-230-EN a été découvert dans un appartement à █████████ avec 20 personnes agissant comme ses serviteurs. SCP-230-EN semblait tenter de limiter le nombre de personnes qu'il exposait. Plusieurs corps de personnes exposées ont été trouvés dans l'habitation. Quand interrogé à propos de ces corps, SCP-230-EN a répondu: « On commençait à être foule, j'ai dû demander à certains d'entre eux d'arrêter de respirer. »

SCP-230-EN semble être sous l'effet du Composé-███, mais n'est pas dérangé par ce Composé. Les tentatives d'affecter l'humeur de SCP-230-EN se sont avérées infructueuses. L'usage de drogues causant la dépression ont poussé SCP-230-EN à produire plus de Composé-███ et par conséquent a été inefficace.

SCP-230-EN est un individu très amical et engagera candidement la conversation avec n'importe quel membre du personnel. SCP-230-EN ne sait pas comment il produit le Composé-███ et quand a-t-il commencé à le produire. Lorsqu'il est questionné à propos de son passé, SCP-230-EN répond qu'aussi loin qu'il se souvienne, il a toujours secrété le Composé-███.

SCP-230-EN préfère parler de sujets qu'il considère comme "bons" ou "gais". SCP-230-EN est très attaché au mot "gai" Lorsqu'il lui fut demandé de se décrire, SCP-230-EN utilisa le mot "gai" six fois, "gaieté" quatre fois, et la formule "le plus gai" une fois quand il se définit comme "l'homme le plus gai du monde."

Note du Dr ██████: L'attachement de SCP-230-EN au mot "gai" n'a rien à voir avec l'orientation sexuelle. SCP-230-EN ne semble pas avoir d'orientation sexuelle; il ne porte aucun intérêt au sexe. Cela a du sens, sachant que SCP-230-EN ressent la même quantité de plaisir lorsqu'il effectue n'importe quelle activité, rendant le sexe non nécessaire.

Addendum 230-1: Le membre du personnel de recherche de niveau 2 ██████ ███ fut accidentellement exposé au Composé-███ dans le cadre de ses activités. ██████ ███ fut enfermé et soigné pendant la durée des symptômes de manque. Après un mois, ██████ ███ fut relâché après avoir été confirmé comme n'étant plus soumis aux effets du Composé-███ par le personnel médical. Deux mois plus tard, ██████ ███ fut aperçu alors qu'il tentait de s'introduire dans la zone de confinement de SCP-230-EN. ██████ ███ fut exécuté après un examen, et des précautions ont été prises pour éviter que ceci ne se reproduisent; voir le document 230-4436b.

Document 230-4436b: [DONNÉES SUPPRIMÉES]

"Oh, this is really bad! SCP-230-EN secretes a chemical that acts like heroin. Anyone under Compound [EXPUNGED] will be subjugated by him! We need someone who can counteract the heroin gas' effects!" Lana states

"I'm just going to call it DAM-230, for conveniences sake."

"I know just the person."

"Hey, Lori."

"Carol, you're seeing the party, right?"

"It's the greatest party of all time, how could I not?"

"The people there might be mind controlled zombies!"

"What else is new?"

"No, this is serious! Lana thinks the host is SCP-230-EN! He emits a heroin like gas to control people!"

"What? That sounds crazy!"

"If you really can mind control people, we need your power to help combat his!"

"Well, that's great, but if we get anywhere near him, won't we be exposed to the gas' heroin like effects?"

"Lisa already has made biohazard suits for all of us. You can borrow one of mine."

"Alright, I'll be there."

"Ok, guys. It's time for Operation: Party Crashers!"

Carol arrives at the Loud House and everyone suits up to take the fight to SCP-230-EN! While they were getting ready, his next act has been performing, whipping up the crowd into a frenzied state!


James: "Ahhh! Such a beautiful day, uh! (Yeah!) The sun's shining in a beautiful way, uh! (Woo!) Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and…"

David: "Life is ultimately meaningless."

James: "Uhh... Uhh, but I'll get out of the house! (Ha!) Get on the road, top down, hands out, (Woo). Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm…"

David: "The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions."

James: "Oh, but I- I-, I'll head to class. Try my best on every test 'til I pass and my grades are screaming in my face! (Ayy!)"

David: "98 percent of what you learn is a waste."

James: "I get to, hang out with all my friends! (Yeah) My friends are the friendliest friends! Can't think of a better way to spend my time-

David: "Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die."

James: "Never mind! I'm alive in the greatest nation, so proud of—"

David: "The exploitation of the natives?"

James: "This graceful bird means freedom for all!"

David: "Tell that to the slaves, and bald eagles aren't bald."

James: "I can live in the moment, milk every second!"

David: "At any time you could get clinical depression."

James: "But I'll just be happy, no matter what's in store."

David: "It's quite genetic and we have no cure."

James: "Uh, at least..."

James: "We are young!" David: "(Not for long.)"
James: "Life is fun!" David: "(It only goes downhill.)"
James: "We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it!' David: "(Or you'll regret it.)"
James: "We are young!" David: "(For now.)"
James: "Life is fun! (Woo!)" David: "(For some people...)"
James: "We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it!" David: "(Good luck.)" *meow!*"

James: "Woo! I got a brand-new job today! (Yeah!) Doin' stuff that'll help the economy (Uh!) I'll save money and buy things at the store…"

David: "Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed."

James: "And it's all because of my hard work!"

David: "And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth."

James: "I put a lotta effort in my resume."

David: "Good thing you don't have a black person's name."

James: "I'm proud to be a functioning member of society. Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be. Part of the community, contribute with my tax what could possibly stop me? David: "(The shrinking middle class.)"

James: "Aaa! I've at least got a nice stable job."

David: "Until it's outsourced to China or replaced by a robot!" James: "(Oh, God!)"

James: "Well then I could relax a bit."

David: "You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it."

James: "But man, I'm a passionate graduate. I can be different and I have career paths to pick from. I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky!"

David: "Neither of those will make you happy; trust me!"

James: "I'm able to choose what I pursue (Yeah!)"

David: "You're a slave to people born richer than you."

James: "Then screw it, I'll keep going in, then I'll party on the weekend and sing!"

David: "...thanks to autotune."

James: "We are young!" David: "(Not for long.)"
James: "Life is fun!" David: "(It only goes downhill.)"
James: "We gotta make the most of it
Make the most of it!' David: "(Or you'll regret it.)"
James: "We are young!" David: "(We still die.)"
James: "Life is fun! (Woo!)" David: "(Until you die...)"
James: "We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it!" David: "(Because you'll die.)" *meow!*"

James: "Life is a wonder!" David: "(You'll never know the answer.)"

James: "Nature is a miracle!" David: "(Natural disasters...)"

James: "It's good to be alive!" David: "(You could wake up with cancer.)"

James: "But I'm healthy?" David: "(Healthy people still get cancer.)"

James: "I love this show!" David: "(It's the last episode.)"

James: "The sun is shining!" David: "(It's going to explode.)"

James: "Every species is beautiful and unique though!"

David: "Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes."

James: "I met a cute girl with a ponytail!"

David (dressed up like a girl and wearing a ponytail): "Statistically, that relationship is going to fail."

James: "I have a wonderful family; it's like no other!"

David: "You're not special, and one day, you'll bury your mother." James: "(Jeez, dude...)"

James: "No matter what, I can find a home!"

David: "WE. WILL ALL. DIE. ALONE."

James: "There's amazing potential in every human on earth!"

David: "There's no escaping the heat death of the universe."

James: "I don't have to live life based on negative parts; No matter how bad they are, they're just thoughts!"

David: "Yeah, that's fair..."

James: "Wait, really?"

David: "Yeah, that seems reasonable."

James: "Wai-wai-wai-wait! But you were just telling me...?"

David: "Whatever man, I don't know. Live your life how you want. I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm just saying."

James: "Oh... Well, in that case..."

James: "We are young! Life is fun! We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it! We are young! Life is fun (Woo)! We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it!"

David: "Enjoy it while it lasts."

"No! That bastard Compound [EXPUNGED] James, man! Not James!"


"Oh, it looks like our guests of honor have finally arrived. We're throwing a party just for you!" SCP-230-EN says as invites the 11-person party up onstage

"Party's over, 230-EN."

"Oh no, it's just beginning. Hey, a little birdie told me about your breakdancing skills. Let's see if you can beat me while dancing to THIS!"

He presses a button and a familiar awesome beat begins to play. So, this is what he spent $50,000 dollars in royalty fees for! They begin the contest, but it seems pretty clear that SCP-230-EN has better dancing skills than Lisa! After all, he is the party king! Lisa is forced to admit defeat.

"It's time for the main event. Headliner, can you come out and give our guests a showstopping performance?"

"I'd be glad to, 230!"

That voice…no, it couldn't be!

Oh, but it is.

Out from the shadows of course it would be none other than Alex Beckham, or as we know him, the Man on the Internet! His irises are colored pink, showing that he too was exposed to DAM-230!

"I spared no expense to get some of the greatest musicians on the Internet to entertain you. Who dares to fight Alex Beckham in a musical duel for the ages?!"

"I will."

Carol steps up and volunteers. Maybe her mind control ability can rehabilitate these poor heroin addicts, I mean, partygoers.

"Well, this will be one of the greatest musical events of our time. Alex, take it away!"

Alex dons a magnificent jester attire with glorious wings attached to the back. Four people in suit masks come on stage.

"For his first song in this brutal war of musical attrition, it's The World Revolving by Toby Fox, due to the chaotic nature of this first song of the Chaos Trinity, I allowed him to have these backup singers, all you have to do, princess, is to counter his lyrics with your own, but seeing as Alex is a musical god, there's possibly no way for you to win! Now, let the duel begin."

(Up and down and up and down x5 lead them, feed them to the clown x4 x2)
[Left and right and left and right x5 see the cause of this endless blight x4 x2]

"Anything I do is no sin!"
"Ambition opens a locked gate"

Carol notices as soon as she counters Alex's lyrics, the audience members closest to her have their right irises change into a cyan-royal blue hybrid color. She might be able to free them from SCP-230-EN's control. But just like any heroin addict, these partygoers can relapse. Carol continues countering Alex!

"So, let the chaos begin!"
"Finally, let chaos ablate"

"Freedom denies the right to choose!"
"This side quest, it is such a snooze"

"In this game, everyone will lose!"

"Now we are finally free!"
"Jevil is on a killing spree"

"Everyone knows the best place to hide is insanity!"
"Toby Fox's grand desire will end in tragedy"

"Meanwhile the world will spin"
"See spiteful grins"

"Hypnotizing, terrorizing"
"Traumatizing, horrifying"

"Those locked within!"
"And yet, we must peer in!"

"Chaos, chaos, let it rain"
"Madness, sadness, let them reign"

"All these bugs are in my brain"
"Chaos trio, they will deign"

"I see now a world gone blind"
"PTSD has warped perception"

"That is how I found my mind"
"Ever since this game's inception"

(All around the game of life, we laugh we play and revel, don't fall off the carousel, or else you'll meet the devil, all his gathered sin begat, the father to the child, what a mess we're in but now the joker's running wild! x2)
[All the pain and all the strife, we cry, we die and wonder why, succumb to the madness of the mind, come on now just suicide, all this wretched world's sorrow, to now the Holy Ghost, all will drown but still we're all toast x2]

"We're created just to die"
"To suffer tears my eyes"

"Mortal sin's the reason why"
"Gaze upon the reaper's scythe"

"You can't stop what has begun"
"Can not hide and can not run"

"Might as well have so much fun"
"Sanity is all but spun"

"When the light is running low"
"Darkness creeps to and fro"

"And the shadows start to grow"
"As fear replaces our sorrow"

"And the places that you know"
"Have reaped the seeds they have sown"

"Cut away the afterglow"
"Shadows all in stow"

"There's a light inside your soul"
"My spirit, so bereft"

"Slowly shrinking in the cold"
"Has shattered, nothing left"

"From the truth deep down you know"
"From the runes in darkness glean"

"and yet darker we will go."
"A cursed entry seventeen"

(Up and down and up and down x5 lead them, feed them to the clown x4 x2)
[Left and right and left and right x5 see the cause of this endless blight x4 x2]

(all around the game of life, we laugh we play and revel, don't fall off the carousel, or else you'll meet the devil, all his gathered sin begat, the father to the child, what a mess we're in but now the joker's running wild! x2)
[All the pain and all the strife, we cry, we die and wonder why, succumb to the madness of the mind, come on now just suicide, all this wretched world's sorrow, to now the Holy Ghost, all will drown but still we're all toast x2]

"Can't you see?"
"No place I'd rather be"

(The best place to hide is insanity, uee hee hee!)
[It is time to end this tragedy, uee hee hee!]

"Your world's a fantasy! x4"
"I can see beauty! x4"

"Thanks for the backup, you four!" Carol acknowledges

"No problem!" Lola, Lana, Lucy and Leni reciprocate

"Now let's who these backup singers are!" Lincoln says

"Oh, you want to know about these singers? Well, who am I to deprive such knowledge?!"

SCP-230-EN snaps his fingers and they drop their masks. They look like anime schoolgirls. But anime isn't real! Is it?

"Aoi Ryugoku, Akane Toriyasu, Kuroko Kamenaga and Shiromi Torayoshi…" Lisa reads

"Yep, I got these babies from a shady Japanese robotics company. It cost 5 million yen for one of them, but thankfully, they gave me these four prototypes to test out. I think the company's name is Psycho Corp or something like that."

"Oh man, the degenerates out there are going to think anime is real now and are going to buy these over glorified sex robots! They can now brag on the Internet about how they actually married their waifu!" Lincoln complains

"Hey age of consent is 13 in Japan and 18 in Tokyo. The robots "age" is around 18, so they're good, even though they are degenerate weeaboos. Anyway, this playlist isn't over! The rest of the songs are solo, so the gynoids won't be needed anymore."

The gynoids leave.


"And our second song will be another Chaos Trinity song, The Ultimate Show by Naoko Mitome and Chika Sekigawa! And so, with the deftness of a finger snap that wiped out half of Marvel's revenue, it begins!"

"Up and down on this merry go round"
"Here we are in absence of sound"

"Destinations you'll never know"
"Places that will all go"

"Now we find it's the end of the line"
"Here we fight, one last time"

"Here we go, it's the ultimate show"

"We perform, we rewrite the norm"
"We fight, for the world's delight"

"And sing a song of nothing"
"To stop dimensions ending"

"From the void, the circus horns"
"How dare you pesky thorns"

"Proclaim the power rushing!"
"Not see the power flushing?!"

"Onward we go!"
"To the ultimate show!"

"The show goes on"
"Here upon"

"For the weak and strong"
"death through aplomb"

"And a perfect world"
"As dimensions unfurl"

"Is within my grasp"
"Our hands we clasp"

"Now I have the last laugh"

"You lit the fire"
"Chaos' desire"

"Now watch it burn"
"Yet we yearn"

"Now you will learn"
"The tides will turn"

"Now you face the end of days"
"Insanity in a confined space"

"Take a bow as the curtains go down"
"And as we all frown"

"Up and down on this merry go round"
"Here we are in absence of sound"

"My time is now!"
"My time is now!"

"Bold to assume that I won't have the last laugh"

"Up and down on this merry go round"
"As destruction swirls all around"

"Worlds on an empty page I will write"
"A madman's reigns with might"

"Now we find it's the end of the line"
"It is time to end this fine"

"Tuck your world in and kiss it good night!"
"Plan and bring back the light"

"We perform, we rewrite the norm"
"As the jester's madness swarms"

"The chaos heartbeat booming"
"The threat of cessation ever looming"

"From the void, the circus horns"
"Us annoyed, the power of scorn"

"Proclaim the power consuming!"
"Battles the power exuding!"

"Onward we go!"
"To the ultimate show!"

"The show goes on"
"Here upon"

"For the weak and strong"
"Death through aplomb"

"And a perfect world"
"As dimensions unfurl"

"Is within my grasp"
"Our hands we clasp"

"Now I have the last laugh"

"Within the chaos"
"Is all lost?"

"Dark matter bends"
"Is it the end?

"Your game will end"
"Our universe he will rend"

"Now you face the end of days"
"Never again will we see the sun's rays"

"Take a bow as the curtains go down"
"He has won, no more frowns"

"Up and down on this merry go round"
"Here we are in absence of sound"

"My time is now!"
"My time is now!"

"Bold to assume that I won't have the last laugh"


"See if you can finish the Chaos Trinity, princess! Last is Marx's Theme by Jun Ishikawa and Dan Miyakawa! Come on, but know that Alex will still beat you!"

"Spiraling, ever whirling,"
"Spatial curling and"

"A twirl to the hurdy-gurdy's tune!"
"Temporal distortions too soon"

"Space and time unfurling,"
"Dimensions collapsing,"

"A war between the sun and moon!"
"All thanks to this buffoon"

"Telling only lies"
"Fighting back tears"

"See without your eyes"
"From apocalyptic seers"

"Wish on the rise"
"Just to get a rise"

"Or everyone dies!"
"Cause everyone dies!"

"All design, now unfolding,"
"A demon smoldering,"

"We hold in a reckoning for crimes"
"selling our souls for dimes"

"Of time, growing hold"
"in daylight, how bold"

"In your galaxy's starlit shine!"
"The galaxy's still fine!"

"Rip apart the whole!"
"I already sold my soul!"

"Know that heads will roll!"
"Virtues I'll extoll!"

"Lose all control!"
"I'm in control!"

"Skip through the flowers!"
"This feeling tastes sour!"

"While away the hours!"
"Don't be so dour!"

"Give me the power"
"Topple the tower"

"Or end up dead!"

"You won't believe"
"You'll be relieved"

"What goes on in my head!"
"That the nightmare never ends!"

"Run around the world in a perfect race!"
"Cute your trying to save face!"

"Leave a little mark upon time and space!"
"You'll never stop this little craze!"

"Everything you've done will be erased"
"Trapped within their little maze!"

"Everyone will bow to me!"

"Run around the world in a perfect race!"
"Cute your trying to save face!"

"Leave a little mark upon time and space!"
"You'll never stop this little craze!"

"Everything you've done will be erased"
"Trapped within their little maze!"

"Cause this is my fantasy!"
"Time to end this anarchy!"

"You think it's strange"
"You want me to change"

"You think that I'm deranged?"
"That I'll turn the page?"

"You want to stop this scheme?"
"Silence the screams?"

"Demon in pink"
"Chaos god in pink"

"Who can't think what I think"
"Who cares what you think"

"Why should you be the only one to dream?"

"Spiraling, ever whirling,"
"Think you've still got verve,"

"A twirl to the hurdy-gurdy's tune!"
"See as I unnerve!"

"I've gone topsy-turvy,"
"Reality's gone curvy,"

"The loon now in flotsam festooned!"
"And wrapped with a nebular bow!"

"Now the soul is fried!"
"See derangement inside!"

"Seeds thrown to the tide"
"Sanity's aside"

"Wishes denied,"
"I lied, now"

"Everyone dies!"

"All design, now unfolding,"
"I am the one holding,"

"We hold in a reckoning for crimes"
"Despite a soul covered in grime"

"Of time, growing bold"
"Reality in my hands"

"In your galaxy's starlit shine!"
"As the galaxy ever expands!"

"Rip apart the whole!"
"I already sold my soul!"

"Know that heads will roll!"
"Virtues I'll extoll!"

"Lose all control!"
"No more control!"

"Warp to and fro!"
"As power grows!"

"Onward we go"
"Caution we'll throw"

"You'll never know"
"Chaos like snow"

"What goes on in my head!"
"infecting even the dead!"

"But it won't matter"
"You'll be a splatter"

"When everyone's dead!"
"When everything's said!"

"Run around the world in a perfect race!"
"Cute your trying to save face!"

"Leave a little mark upon time and space!"
"You'll never stop this little craze!"

"Everything you've done will be erased"
"Trapped within their little maze!"

"Everyone will bow to me!"

"Run around the world in a perfect race!"
"Cute your trying to save face!"

"Leave a little mark upon time and space!"
"You'll never stop this little craze!"

"Everything you've done will be erased"
"Trapped within their little maze!"

"Cause this is my fantasy!"
"I will end this monarchy!"

"So, I've been strange"
"I will never change"

"So, I am deranged"
"Turns will never page"

"Without you. I'd never have this scheme!"
"All for a chance for this theme!"

"Demon in pink"
"Chaos god in pink"

"See the depths that I sink"
"We are two of a kind"

"At least I dared to dream!"
"My true self you will find!"


"Damn, you actually managed to keep up?! I'm impressed, princess! But Alex's vocal cords are just getting warmed up. You may have survived the Chaos Trinity, but he still has two more songs. I bet you need to rest your precious diaphragm! Ha, Alex here can belt out a quintet of songs all at once without rest! All of that practice doing Man on The Internet videos really helped! Maybe, we need to up the ante with special effects! Well, girlie! This one is a collaboration! Fourth up, we have the man, the myth, the legend himself, Luke Sizemore, AKA Yungtown!"

We hear the "dem games" intro that Luke has and he joins Alex up on stage.

"Still want to go on, knowing now, that you'll have to sing against two great music makers, at least for this song?"

"Yes."

"I like your moxie, kid. Let the competition continue."

Luke: "Run along this forest trail"
"Go across these travails"

"Now you'll find you'll fail"
"Now I can't exhale"

"Never going to reach that goal"
"Something precious that he stole"

"Now give me your soul"

Alex: "Some advice"
"Helpful tips"

"Don't think twice"
"Don't be a twit"

"Should have known I wasn't nice"
"Think this is some sort of skit?"

"Off with your head"
"Now to execute"

"Ta ta, you're dead"
"You, how cute"

"Got no more use for you"

"And when you signed that dotted line"
"When I signed that cursed contract"

"You should have thought it through"
"My life it did detract"

"Your subconscious hanging on,"
"Tear apart your encephalon"

"Clinging to your fear"
"Not what it appears"

"Every haunt just moved along"
"Maybe I'll just sing this song"

"But now the Snatcher's here!"

Both: "And the weird and the wild"
"And now this useful child"

"Should have left you all beguiled"
"All my paperwork's been filed"

"Guess that's that"

"You hat wearing child"
"You're no longer wild"

"Did my jobs and took time to bask"
"Six jobs, and never slacked"

"Now it's time to take you to task!"
"Snatcher's now on the attack!"

"And while the ink is slowly drying"
"As the blood is slowly drying"

"It's time that you get dying!"
"No more time for crying"

"Your Contract Has Expired"
"Hope for a referral"

"Sleep now in the fire!"
"Burn in the inferno!"

"You're gonna meet your match"
"The hardest boss, by natch"

"Your soul belongs to Snatcher!"
"My soul belongs to Snatcher!"

"Now let's sing higher!"

"And the weird and the wild"
"And now this useful child"

"Should have left you all beguiled"
"All my paperwork's been filed"

"Guess that's that"

"You hat wearing child"
"You're no longer wild"

"Did my jobs and took time to bask"
"Six jobs, and never slacked"

"Now it's time to take you to task!"
"Snatcher's now on the attack!"

"And while the ink is slowly drying"
"As the blood is slowly drying"

"It's time that you get dying!"
"No more time for crying"

"Your Contract Has Expired"
"Hope for a referral"

"Sleep now in the fire!"
"Burn in the inferno!"

"You're gonna meet your match"
"The hardest boss, by natch"

"Your soul belongs to Snatcher!"
"My soul belongs to Snatcher!"

"Your service is no longer required!"

"Listen, while you have a break. I just want to say I don't think you're appreciating the fact that you're sing fighting both Alex Beckham and Luke Sizemore on the same song. Just needed to get that off my chest."

Alex: "Some advice"
"Helpful tip"

"Don't think twice"
"No more quips"

"Should have known I wasn't nice"
"Don't even try to throw a fit"

"And when you signed that dotted line"
"Come and sign your soul away"

"You should have thought it through"
"Because I'll have it anyway"

Luke: "If you think that I'm a stink"
"What's the matter, fink?"

"Then get a lawyer!"
"Now you're in the drink!"

"Cause I'm the best employer!"
"Should you have served a queen?"

"Got complaints? You got a form?"
"In Subcon here, it's endless screams!

"Let's review how you perform!"
"Don't get cold feet, you!"

"Your subconscious hanging on,"
"Tear apart your encephalon"

"Clinging to your fear"
"Not what it appears"

"Every haunt just moved along"
"How'd it all go wrong?"

"But now the Snatcher's here!"

Both: "And the weird and the wild"
"And now this useful child"

"Should have left you all beguiled"
"All my paperwork's been filed"

"Guess that's that"

"You hat wearing child"
"You're no longer wild"

"Did my jobs and took time to bask"
"Six jobs, and never slacked"

"Now it's time to take you to task!"
"Snatcher's now on the attack!"

"And while the ink is slowly drying"
"As the blood is slowly drying"

"It's time that you get dying!"
"No more time for crying"

"Your Contract Has Expired"
"Hope for a referral"

"Sleep now in the fire!"
"Burn in the inferno!"

"You're gonna meet your match"
"The hardest boss, by natch"

"Your soul belongs to Snatcher!"
"My soul belongs to Snatcher!"

"Your service is no longer required!"

"You know, if they keep singing like this, you'll never be able to turn Luke blue, so there! What, Luke ran out of oxygen? How is that possible, he's a rapper! You've got to be cheating! Don't tell me Alex is somehow getting winded, too. This is adding injury to insult."


"Impressive. What's your name?"

"Carol."

"Well, Carol. I have to commend you for singing four songs in a row. But now's the time to break out my secret weapon! I've been saving this exosuit for an occasion such as this!"

Alex drags out a robot body. It looks familiar somehow.

"Oh no."

"OH YES!"

Alex and the exosuit merge into one entity!

Carol CHECKS the new entity.

Beckaton DX ATK: ? DEF: 99; A fusion of Alex Beckham and Mettaton NEO. With Mettaton NEO's fabulous legs and Alex Beckham's gorgeous voice, they are considered to be the ultimate lifeform.

Is it even possible to duel this magnificent specimen?!

"Oh no, he's hot!" Someone in the crowd shouts

Beckaton DX draws out what looks like lightsabers and he starts firing at Carol with his arm cannon. Party poppers start exploding around her!

"Party poppers?"

"It was supposed to be dynamite, but our ethics department said it was too lethal. It's like they don't get that Mettaton's personality is more explosive than 100 jihadists suicide bombing all at once!"

My name is Beckaton
And I am here to say
With our new form
We shall slay

Extending the party
For the daughters of man
Singing a power ballad
Like no one else can!

Real performers never fear
Real performers laugh at death
They will entertain us all
Until their final breath

I dedicate my life
making music till day and night
Be happy, Carol and Louds
Because it's opening night!

Drama, romance, bloodshed
He did bring
We love you, Beckaton! We love you, Beckaton!
But this grand party is his everything!
We love you, Beckaton! We love you, Beckaton!
Unleashing all my voice's vocal range!

We love you, Beckaton! We love you, Beckaton!
All for your one-track minds to change!
We love you, Beckaton! We love you, Beckaton!

Gazing upon the starlit sky
Giving moonlit wings and the power to fly
The curtain falls, attendance I bring
These ballades I sing!

They will all remember me
As the headliner for 230's party
I will try, though I tire
To energize your fire!

My name is Beckaton
And I am here to stay
I will perform forever
And entertain away

Just try and stop me
If you think you can
This party won't stop
Not even to gentle daughters of man!

Real performers never fear
Real performers laugh at death
They will entertain us all
Until their final breath

I dedicate my life
making music till day and night
Be happy, Carol and Louds
Because it's opening night!

How do you think this will end?
Come on now, Beckaton! Come on now, Beckaton!
After the enjoyment of heroes, children and friends
Come on now, Beckaton! Come on now, Beckaton!
His mindless march toward an ultimate goal
Come on now, Beckaton! Come on now, Beckaton!
Is he even the one in control?
Come on now, Beckaton! Come on now, Beckaton!

If this is our final meeting
Twas a pity, rather fleeting
If it means everyone enjoyed
Then my job's done.

SCP-230-EN, you were too late
20,000 did evacuate
If 1,500 will die, at least they got high
Watching me

My name is Beckaton
And let no one say
Your compound won't control me
Either way

I'll sacrifice my life
By doing what is right
Each second that I'm stalling
I've saved another life

Real performers never fear
Real performers laugh at death
They will entertain us all
Until their final breath

I dedicate my life
making music till day and night
Despair, Carol and Louds
Now it's closing night!

The end of the party, I face it with pride
Exploding Beckaton! Exploding Beckaton!
If I have even the slimmest chance to stop his sick dopamine ride!
Exploding Beckaton! Exploding Beckaton!
You heroines must prevail
Exploding Beckaton! Exploding Beckaton!
So I will support you and end this part of the tale
Exploding Beckaton! Exploding Beckaton!

You will all remember me
I am the one that ended the party
I must try even though I will die
To protect Earth and its queens!

Gazing upon the starlit sky
Giving astral wings and the power to fly
Curtains fall, attention I bring
These ballades I sing!

The exosuit overheats, forcing Alex to bail. He receives some minor injuries but is still fine. With his irises back to normal he escapes this dopamine trap! He prays that he isn't part of the 30% that won't survive the detox!

"Oh man, the headliner bailed on us! Ah well, it's time for the closing act anyway. And I booked a superstar among superstars."


"Oh shit, SCP-230-EN got the Queen B. Mad respect." Lori states

"Wow, that was utter cringe. But no, I did not get Beyonce. I am not a billionaire. I got someone even better! Come on out, superstar."

A woman approaches the group, she appears to look pretty good. She has black hair but her irises are also pink! No, another celebrity influenced by DAM-230!

"Believe it or not, as of the time of recording this, she's actually close to 50 years old!"

"Who is he talking to?"

"The cosmic entities. You know, the ones that watch us. Around 2 million of them at our most popular."

"Oh. We still don't know who this woman is."

"Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I don't really have a song for you guys to sing so…"

SCP-230-EN looks at a brainwashed kid playing Persona 4 on a PSP. He then gets an idea.

"Alright, party people. One of you is going to duel Nika by singing a rap to "I Face Myself" from Persona 4. Who'll volunteer?"

"Carol?"

"Sorry guys, my throat is sore from dueling Alex. Why don't you ask Luna? She's the musical one, isn't she?"

The rest of the group cheers Luna on, so of course she had to do it.

"You are the shadow. I am your true self. You are merely 1 of 274 facets of me. Now, it's time to put you back into place."

"Ok, Let's end on a high note. I'm sure we all want to go home. Let the final song begin."


Nika: "It's cute that you thought you could break away. Now it's time for me to exercise my say. As a part of my personality, the only choice now is to merge with me."

Luna: "You are not the one who controls me. It's time for me to express my individuality. As my voice, join up with me. And we can all live happily."

Nika: "No, don't be daft! I'll never agree to that! You will always be a part of me!

Luna: "Then, maybe, I don't need you! It's time for me to finally break free!

"Ah, not bad ladies. Sorry to cut the song so short, but I'm sure our viewers have gotten song fatigue. Well, audience. Who was better according to that little snippet? Luna Loud or Nika Futterman? Cast your ballots!"

"They do so by raising their hands. Luna first, then Nika."

"Well, that was a lot of hands from me to count, but I think there's a slight edge going to Luna here. Of course, there may be a chance that had the second loop been sung, Nika might have won. But as for now, good night, party people. I'm leaving!"

SCP-230-EN drunkenly stumbles toward the night, eventually falling through an Anomalous Burst and ending up back in his containment cell. He passes out from one of the most headache inducing dopamine hangovers ever.


Meanwhile, back at Royal Woods, the people under DAM-230 begin to leave with no ill effects. 900 of them died from the 3-week detox period afterwards, however (don't worry, they were all random citizens, even the minor characters escaped unharmed). You see, if anyone is exposed to the heroin gas that SCP-230-EN produces. They have a 30% chance to experience a relapse death. Thankfully, none of the attendees drank any of SCP-230-EN's blood, sweat, tears or semen, otherwise it will be a guaranteed 100% chance of death! Considering 1,500 of them were supposed to die, this is a marked improvement! Only an 18% death rate!

As for the celebrity cameos, Felix and Joel survived, David died, James survived, Alex survived, Luke died, Nika survived. So, here are their obituaries.

David "Boyinaband" Brown
August 24, 1987-April 8, 2019
COD: DAM-230 withdrawal

Luke "Yungtown" Sizemore
August 31, 1990-April 14, 2019
COD: DAM-230 withdrawal

"SCP-230-EN! Where were you? We had the whole site on lockdown!"

"Oh, I fell through some rainbow crack in my cell and ended up in some town! I threw the greatest party ever! My head hurts from all the fun though."

"I think I need to get off of the amnestics today."