Warning: Contains spoilers from Omega Ultra's "Stories And Tales From Dimension 63" fanfiction. If you have not read that story…well, then what are you doing here? Go read that story, it's awesome! Come back here when you're done.

"Run a security check to see if any SCPs have escaped. With all these Anomalous Burst incidences, I have a feeling some of them have gone through."

"Right away, O5-2."

Α1, the O5's personal mobile task force, begin the insane task of scouring the many Foundation sites worldwide. With over 5000 anomalies in just the English branch alone they're going to have their work cut out for them, scouring all 12 divisions! But since you cosmic entities already know which ones escaped, we'll just cut to that and not waste any of your precious time.

"SCP-230-EN contained." One of the MTFs call

"Excellent."

"Uh, boss lady. We've got an Apollyon class problem."

"What is it?"

"SCP-106-EN has breached containment…again…"

"Fucking hell…work with Τ5 and see if he is in another dimension. Because if he is, well, that dimension wouldn't last long with the inevitable IK class global civilization collapse scenario due to mass hysteria."

"You sound hysterical."

"Do I sound…of course I'm FUCKING HYSTERICAL! SCP-106-EN, a fucking APOLLYON class, is busy torturing some hapless victims in an unknown dimension! And since we can't kill the bastard, the only option we have to save both our dimension and every dimension, is to "contain" him, and it's not even REAL containment, it's just distracting him indefinitely until he gets bored and the vicious cycle repeats. Oh, and there are 36 different dimensions that have the Foundation in them, can you imagine 36 of these fuckers running amok?! I don't want to even think about that possibility!"

"Well, it's just as djkaktus once said, this is the way it ends."

Dead silence.

"You're demoted to Ε11, jackass. You're lucky I'm not sending you to D-class, because I know a certain SCP that you'll see eye to eye with perfectly." Sophia says with a chilling voice

The other MTF overheard that.

"Oh shit, dude. You must have really pissed her off! What did you do?"

"I don't know what's got O5-2s panties in a wad. I just said, "this is the way it ends" to her."

"Uh huh, what about?"

"SCP-106-EN escaping…again. She said something about dealing with 36 of them."

"Dude. No one in this multiverse wants to deal with SCP-106-EN. Let alone 36 of them."

"You guys know I can hear you, right? Anyways, tell your friend to report for Keter duty. I'm sure that since he's such an expert on SCP-106-EN, I'm sure that he can easily contain the Haunter in the Dark."

"But boss, that is SCP-689-EN, not 106-EN."

"I know what I said."

She hangs up on the 106-EN exploration team.

"Well you just got a death sentence, buddy."

"Oh, please. Getting any Keter SCP is a death sentence."

"Yeah, but 689-EN is different. This one omae wa mou shindeiru's you if you look away from it for even a fraction of a Planck second!

"Nani?!"

"This is serious. You really shouldn't have pissed off Doctor Light."

"Whatever. She's not a real O5 Council member, the only reason she's even here is because O5-1 gave her the nepotism treatment."

"Blasphemy! O5-2 got in here because of her accomplishments and not because of some presumed nepotism. O5-1 was impressed by her, and that is why she was inducted into the council."

Geeze, if this is O5-2's reaction to the breaches and she is the nicest of the O5 Council (O5-13 doesn't count, since he's dead; Something about signing a contract with Death), I'd hate to see the other O5's reactions!

"Sigh, the rest of your progress reports, Red Right Hand. Did any other SCPs escape?"

"SCP-085-EN has escaped."

"Wait, what? How is that even possible?! She's a drawing on a piece of paper!"

"Honestly, we're not sure either."

"O5-2! O5-2!"

Doctor Light responds to the MTFs cries.

"Yeah? What is it?"

"We have a problem of XK class proportions! SCP-096-EN is gone!"

"Gone?! Tell me everything!"

"We were going to check on the pressure plates we installed in its cube cell, but there's no pressure on them! It's like he just vanished into thin air!"

"Has anyone seen its face, online or maybe a picture?"

"Not since we seized that "four pixel" picture and destroyed it. And we've had 096-EN in containment since that incident, so no one but the Foundation has seen it. Besides, the containment cell has no damage to it."

"Ah shit! If anyone sees its face…!"

"We've got Μ4, Debuggers, working on terminating the electrical grid to stop rapid dissemination of 096-EN's face to the world."

"Great, but he may be in a different dimension. If we take down this grid, people are going to want to know why the power was cut. More to the point, there would be mass suicides because people reliant on the Internet wouldn't have it for as long as the power's out."

"Damn, your right. But where should we start looking?"

"Τ5 is already looking for SCP-106-EN, I'm sure they can help with other anomalous breaches, spread the word to the other members of Α1."

"Thanks, O5-2."

They hang up.

"SCP-706-EN has breached containment."

"Concerning, but she's only a risk to herself, and not humanity."

"SCP-993-EN and 956-EN are still contained."

"Excellent. At least we have two Keter classes still contained."

"Sir…er…Ma'am…Miss? Anyway, O5-2. Site-17 is in complete lockdown! SCP-239-EN has breached containment! Doctor Alto Clef almost died by giving himself an aneurysm!"

Strange, I thought Doctor Clef can't die? Didn't he blast himself with a shotgun? Anyways, Sophia can't help but smirk and internally laugh that Doctor Clef almost killed himself by letting himself believe that SCP-239-EN has to die. Considering 239-ENs anomaly, it's almost as if Doctor Clef fulfilled a self-fulfilling prophecy.

"Boss, are you smirking? This isn't a laughing matter! 239-EN has escaped!"

"Ok, I'm fine now. The best course of action would be to locate any dimensions with abnormal hume levels that what would be expected of said dimension. Since 239-EN can make anything she believes real, it would only be a matter of time before she makes something to disrupt the natural hume level of that dimension."

"There might not be a dimension left, if Doctor Clef is to be believed."

"If that was the case, then she would have trapped herself in the void of that dimension. Besides, I've looked at Incident Clef-Kondraki, and it seems to me that 239-EN would have been just fine had Doctor Clef not announced his plan to terminate her over the intercom."

All of the Red Right Hand members have given their reports. Sophia dictates that 096-EN is the highest priority to recontain, given his anomaly. 106-EN is the second highest, given that he's extremely slow and takes its time torturing/killing its victims. 239-EN is third because of her reality warping anomaly but unlike Doctor Clef, Sophia doesn't think she'll destroy the world if freed; She might try to run away from the Foundation, not that she blames her. 706-EN and 085-EN are low priority recaptures, since they don't really hurt people and people might confuse them for ordinary objects.

"Ok, find and recontain those anomalies!"

"Yes, Ma'am!"


O5-2 uses her anomaly to teleport to where SCP-230-EN is being held. She tries to interview him. SCP-230-EN sounds like he's stoned out of his mind, but that may be the dopamine crash talking. She puts on a biohazard suit and begins the interview.

"Woah, being interviewed by the most powerful woman in the Foundation? I guess today might be my lucky day."

"Yes. Now, one of the researchers here said you fell through a crack in your cell. Is that right?"

"How did you know about that? That researcher lady said she was high off of amnestics and didn't believe me!"

"So, you did tell her you escaped?"

"I didn't escape, man. I fell through a dimensional gateway. I ended up in some town I didn't recognize."

"Right, then what?"

"Well, I decided to celebrate my perceived freedom from the man by throwing the greatest party of all time!"

"Wow, that seems the best thing ever, SCP-230-EN!"

"At least one of you Council members get it! So, I began preparing for the party by getting permits for my stage and of course celebrity cameos, because who doesn't love celebrities?! They'll totally add some credibility to my party!"

"Awesome idea! Which celebrities did you get?"

"Oh, I wanted to go for a musical theme, so I got a few music artists from YouTube. Alex Beckham himself was the headliner for my party!"

"Wow, I'm a fan of Alex, too!"

"Come on, lady! You're sounding like an r/howdoyoudofellowkids Redditor! You're just saying that so I'll tell you where I was!"

"No, I actually do like Alex's music!"

"Oh, really?! Then tell me, what's Alex's YouTube username?"

"Easy, Man on the Internet."

SCP-230-EN is stunned, he's sure O5-2 wouldn't be "hip" enough to know what YouTube is, let alone a specific user!

"Maybe I've underestimated you, lady. Well, ok. I had also gotten a bunch of other famous people to do some introductory songs. Specifically, Congratulations and Life is Fun. Now, if you really are into Internet culture, what was TheOdd1sOut's job before YouTube?"

"Subway™ sandwich artist, but he can't say it because of copyright, so he says Sooubway™, instead."

"Wow."

He applauds her.

"You know about James! I thought you were just some poser, but you really are one of us! I'll gladly tell you the rest of the story! So, these happy go lucky people in hazmat suits tried to crash the party. I guess they somehow know about my anomaly? Anyways, I thought it would be fun for both me and the audience to have a musical duel. They had someone named Carol duel the god himself, Alex Beckham. She survived 4 songs back to back! But then, my headliner went rogue and I needed a closing act, so there was a little duel, where the audience voted. I stumbled into the night, hungover, and walked into a crack, where I passed out on the bed until the next day. Damn, that was a good night."

"That was an experience. Do you remember where you were, or at least any notable characteristics of where you were?"

"Well, the dimension did look comic book-y to me. And those crusaders that crashed my party were all girls, so I think a comic book focused on females would be my guess."

"This has been very enlightening, SCP-230-EN, thank you."

"Hey, before you leave…"

Sophia glances back at him.

"I'll be sure to invite you to my next party. You're pretty cool."

"Wow. Thanks."


She leaves SCP-230-ENs chamber and gives the biohazard suit back. Teleporting back to base, she compiles a list of all known dimensions with a similar match with what SCP-230-EN said. Unfortunately, there are a quite a lot of them.

63i'\: Genderbent, SCP-230-EN said it is female dominated.

C-137: Rick and Morty, wrong universe, high probability SCP-230-EN ended up in a Loud House dimension.

J-J Ink 9-16: Currently unknown, need more information.

SAK-FTL-1: This one sounds like Rakanadyo's "Flip the Lid" fanfiction, we should thank him for serializing other SCPs from other dimensions. Could be possible, but keep looking.

EXTS-411: This one sounds like Exotos135's "The Loud Sim Date" fanfiction, even though he thinks it's trash, some people find it pretty cool. Possible, but unlikely.

ARCH-17: This one sounds like Archemios' "A Pirate's Life" fanfiction. It's not this one, SCP-230-EN landed in a modern town, not one from the 1700s.

HRM-YNDR-34: Sounds dangerous. Probably not this one, since SCP-230-EN recounts 13 people confronting him. If that acronym means what I think it does, a lot of people are going to die.

4CHAN-B1: Hilarious, but unlikely.

OU-UB-27: Porn, skipping. From the designation, it appears that this is Omega Ultra's "Unwavering Bonds" fanfiction. However, it seems that this one is not porn even though C-137 Lincoln sees otherwise.

C-1: No, if they were on a ranch, SCP-230-EN would have mentioned it. Besides, a ranch is probably not a good place to throw a party.

C-13: Rabbit dimension, not this one.

CX-135: Dead. Apparently, Gaben finally made Half-Life 3 in this dimension and the results were not pretty.

EVL-234: No data, but it's a safe bet it's not this one.

XD-119: No data.

YZ-85: No data.

46'/: No data.

11B: Genderbent, where all siblings are boys. Not this one.

AX-144: Dead. There's nothing left here.

WLVN-22708: Porn, skipping

ZNDR-2121: Nope. SCP-230-EN did not mention anything about their height, but following basic biology, they should not be the same height if they're different ages.

J-J-BNI-12/30: Porn, skipping.

UH-RFAL-C3: This one sounds like UnderratedHero's legendary fanfiction "Requiem for a Loud"/ "Operation Farewell". It is not this one, because even SCP-230-EN with compound [EXPUNGED] will cry in this dimension. It's just that moving and O5-2 is pretty sure SCP-230-EN isn't heartless.

TLA-GL-2: This one sounds like The Loud Author's "Guardian Louds" fanfiction. It can't be this one, because they'd be too busy being Super Sentai to have a musical duel with SCP-230-EN.

EXTS-OU-TPH-437-31: Porn, skipping. This was a collaboration by Exotos135 and Omega Ultra to give a symbolic "fuck you" to the person who made this come into existence. Exotos135 was so triggered by the ending and how the villain of the story got no punishment, that he made a dimension just to rectify this miscarriage of justice! The fanfiction is called "The Pregnancy House" and I would rather get [DATA EXPUNGED] by SCP-096-EN than read this crap!

EX-196: Dead, but apparently Undertale existed in this dimension.

KX-165: Dead.

Sea-137: Uh…no. It's not this one.

CD-WIAFD-2: Dead. Not even SCP-230-EN could make this post-apocalyptic wasteland happy. Sophia remembers telling a dimension hopping girl about this wretched dimension. Green really liked this fanfiction for…some reason.

BD-12-30-16: Considering the elder sisters die in this dimension, it's safe to say this is not the one.

SBX-NF-25: This one sounds like Sunblast X's "Neon Flash" fanfiction. If he had superpowers, then they could just terminate SCP-230-EN instead of having a music duel with him.

FJR-34-3: Possibly, but let's keep looking.

THSK-LG-14: This one sounds like Thunderstrike16's "Loud Gravity" fanfiction. SCP-230-EN never mentioned anything related to Gravity Falls, so it's unlikely that this is the right dimension.

RX-64: Dead. A modified version of 63i'/, where armed robbers killed the parents, sister and two brothers. It's not this one, but this dimension sounds really depressing.

TX-121: Dead.

ZX-289: Fate unknown, most likely dead.

DT-1i: World covered in water, not this one.

0i: The Trapezohedron of Tricks, a strange dimension that mirrors the pyramid that Bill Cipher uses to start Weirdmaggedon.

379-X: The first dead dimension. It was destroyed millennia ago.

ORGN-25: Bunny dimension, not this one.

SBX-ML-19: This one sounds like Sunblast X's "Mother Luna" fanfiction. Considering the subject matter, I don't think they would have enough time to deal with SCP-230-EN's party.

BRD-482: Bread dimension, not this one.

EXTS-COR-521: Dead; Reconstructed as EXTS-COR-DR-522.

PRH-897: Nope, all characters would be genderswapped and adults.

FAL-OU-34: This one sounds like Omega Ultra's "Finding A Loud" fanfiction. This was a great story and could possibly be the one.

KRM-550: A dimension where karma exists. It is not this one. Just imagine if SCP-296-EN had domain over the entire planet! How would criminals be punished? Oh, it would be just like having SCP-3922-EN on constant guard! Sophia now has the urge to watch Avengers: Endgame again.

DFL-998: Not this one, how could this "Lincoln" hear all of the music artists' songs if he's deaf? But she's not going to lie, this dimension really had her in the first half. It was just a prank, sis! The camera is right over there!

MTD-SL-16: This Sounds like MrTyeDye's "Shrinkin' Lincoln" fanfiction. Ah, I remember this…it was so heartwarmingly adorable, just like the rest of his fanfictions.

A-113: The Pixar dimension? No, this is just Omega Ultra's studio. Didn't an O5-9 say this is the dimension where his friend got kicked in the testicles and it was hilarious? Well, this a "real world" dimension, so this is not it. Although it was kind of funny that a little bit of KRM-550 traveled into A-113.

And these are just the ones by one unwitting writer. Thanks, Omega! Why is it that writers all have godlike powers to create dimensions and stop and start them at will? Sigh, at this rate it will take hours to sift through all Loud House dimensions!


"You know, I can just tell it to you."

Sophia turns around and sees a humanoid entity, androgynous yes, but it prefers to be called a male. It promptly shifts into a nightmarish abomination, similar to Blackbird, or maybe a Tokyo ghoul. Japan is getting attacked by strange things on the daily, it seems. The entity appears to be 21 and has no name.

"Who are you?"

"I'm the O5-9 of the dimension you're looking for, TLH-SCP-PTB-1415. Pleasure to meet you, Doctor Sophia Light of dimension SCP-PRM-001."

"SCP-PRM-001?"

"The prime "canon" of your dimension. See, the SCP Foundation has 36 different canons as of now, and you are the O5-2 of the "Prime canon", other canons are the Apotheosis canon, the Broken Masquerade canon, The Coldest War canon, the Competitive Eschatology canon, the Resurrection canon etc."

"Are you from that dimension?"

"No, I am from EXTS-411. But even though I am O5-9, I have your dimension hopping anomaly. Personally, the braindead idiot writing this fanfiction decided to include me instead of my cooler EXTS-COR-DR-522 counterpart."

"How do you know about the beings beyond the veil?"

"Because the Exotos135 of EXTS-COR-DR-522 has the power of Deus Ex Machina. Naturally, he taught all of his counterparts this fourth wall ability, and since I was the first one available, I'm the second one with this anomaly! Although, there are only two of us confirmed to exist currently, I'm sure the rest of us are in hiding. There should be around 600 of us in existence at the moment. Me and him, we're like Cain and Abel. He's the cool one and I'm the loser that follows in his footsteps."

O5-9 looks confused.

"So, uh…you're not freaking out that everything you've ever known was a lie?"

"No, Ben already told me. We're just supposed to follow the story and hope everything turns out ok in the end."

"Except it never does, does it?"

"No, but fighting the inevitable would lead to the narrative shifting dramatically from its end goal, and more often than not, it's for the worse."

"There is no good, there is no evil."

"This is the way it ends."

"By the way, in every SCP canon, no one knows what SCP-001 is. It's a constant theme within them all. Personally, I think that 001 is an infohazardous antimemetic anomaly that functions similarly to SCP-055-EN and that every proposal ever made is one of its infohazards, protecting whatever 001 truly is. No one has known, will know or will ever have known what 001 is. Considering one of its proposals makes it that 001 is really SCP-184-EN, it being SCP-055-EN doesn't sound too crazy, does it?"

"That makes too much sense."

"Well, it's nice to meet you. I need to head back to that dimension to see what happens next. Anyways, all of the anomalies that you're missing are in that dimension and all anomalies are from the prime canon."

O5-9 leaves this dimension.


"All anomalies are in TLH-SCP-PTB-1415…it may be time to release project "Wings of Hope". This has to be a covert operation…if we send Hammer Down to recover entities like 096-EN and 106-EN, mass hysteria would ensure and an IK class global civilization collapse scenario would be inevitable! We need a Thaumiel class to minimize suspicion…preferably a Black Wing. I think I have the perfect candidate.

O5-2 calls someone.

"Connect me to Site-17."

"WARNING SITE-17 CURRENTLY IN LOCKDOWN, PROCEED?"

"Yes."

"Confirm identity."

"Doctor Sophia Light."

"WARNING: IMPERSONATING AN O5 COUNCIL MEMBER IS PUNISHABLE BY IMMEDATE TERMINATION. IF THIS WAS MADE IN ERROR, HIT CANCEL WITHIN 60 SECONDS, OTHERWISE THE RED RIGHT HAND WILL HAVE NO QUALMS REDDINING THEIR HANDS FURTHER. WHAT IS YOUR CODE PHRASE?"

"They refused to listen and failed to remember the miracles you performed among them. They became stiff-necked and, in their rebellion, appointed a leader in order to return to their slavery. But you are a forgiving God, gracious and compassionate, slow to anger and abounding in love. Therefore, you did not desert them."

"To ensure you are not an SCP-939-EN instance, submit to biometric ocular scanner."

She lets the fancy telephone take her eye scan.

"Identity confirmed. Welcome O5-2."

"Patch me through to Doctor Kondraki."

"Yeah?" A gruff voice can be heard on the other side

"Kondraki, has Double finished her training?"

"Yeah, she is now a Black Wing, why?"

"096-EN has escaped into another dimension and I'm planning to send a Thaumiel to recapture it covertly."

"Wait, 096-EN escaped?!"

"Yes, I need someone to recapture it without having the entire world having a spotlight on them! That's why I didn't send any MTFs."

"Uh, I hate to question your authority, but why her? Isn't there anyone else you could send?"

"Not really. Most Thaumiels are concepts and not people. SCP-3480-EN might be an exception, but all the reality warpers there contain that very phenomena, so it's not like we can borrow them. Besides, 3480-2-ENs are kind of…biologically defective."

"Sigh, I guess we don't really have a choice. I'll send her to you."

"Don't worry. I'll go over there."


O5-2 hangs up and teleports to Site-17. She heads over to Double's containment chamber.

"Hey, Double. How are you doing?"

"Better. These goggles have worked wonders! I can see food as delicious and not as literal fecal matter! I never thought I would say this, but I'm glad I was chosen for this new "Wings of Hope" group that Konny said would benefit us."

"Yeah, I heard you passed your Black Wing training."

"He told you? Yeah, it was kind of difficult. Honestly, when he brought Ε11 members, I thought anomalies were going to be terminated. He said they were my training officers. I still don't really trust them, though. But I guess I should be grateful that I have their respect so that they don't shoot me on sight."

"Yeah it was either join this program or work with Doctor Gears to see if we can keep those harder to contain anomalies in check."

"I can safely say I made the right choice."

"Well, you got your first assignment."

"What is it, O5-2?"

"SCP-096-EN. He's escaped and we need to recapture him."

"So, why do you need me? Don't you have a giant military to terminate it?"

"SCP-096-EN is almost indestructible! Besides, if we send an entire military to capture it, people will get suspicious about why the military is there. That's why we need you. One person will attract much less attention than an entire military operation. All you need to contain 096-EN is a paper bag. Put it on its face so no one can see it. We'll also give you a military grade EMP to take out the electrical grid in case anyone records its face."

"Understood."

"096-EN is in dimension TLH-SCP-PTB-1415. Once you're ready, I'll open a portal to send you there."

O5-2 gives her what appears to be a walkie talkie.

"This is an interdimensional communicator, once you've gotten SCP-096-EN in containment, call me on this so I can create a gateway to retrieve you."

"Ok…I'm ready."

The military grade EMP is handed to her, as well as a paper bag to put on its face. Sophia opens up the gateway to dimension TLH-SCP-PTB-1415.

"I have a contact in this dimension, try finding her if you can, but don't forget your primary directive."

Double enters the portal and appears in a strange comic book like world. It appears to be nighttime right now.


"I suppose I should find Sophia's contact. Maybe they'll know where SCP-096-EN is."

She scans the street.

"Franklin Avenue, huh. I guess I should ask around."

Someone gets a call from somewhere.

"Oh, Sophia. What can I do for you?"

"Several of our SCPs have leaked into you dimension. I've sent someone to try and contact you about the situation. Be on the lookout. The person I sent is a female in what looks like riot control gear, so she shouldn't be too hard to spot."

A knock is heard at the door.

"That might be her."

The call ends.

The parents answer the door and see a woman in what looks riot control gear.

"Sorry to bother you folks, but my boss said she has a contact in this dimension. She said she might have information on an anomaly we're trying to recapture."

"Uh, no. I don't think we have anyone like that here."

"Hmm, well Lisa might be who you're looking for. She has been getting into some classified secrets with all of this anomalous craziness going on." Lincoln interjects

"Are you Lisa?"

"No, my name is Rita. Lisa is our 4-year-old daughter."

"Hmm, maybe the contact isn't in here. But I have watched over an 8-year-old with a reality warping anomaly. I'll give her a chance. Which room is she in?"

"Up the stairs, turn right twice."

"Thanks."

The agent goes up toward Lisa's room.

"Who are you?"

"I am agent Double from the Foundation's Black Wing division. I assume O5-2 has briefed you on the situation?"

The rest of the Loud family approaches the two contacts.

"Yes, SCPs are leaking through those Anomalous Bursts!" Lola blurts out

"And one of the most dangerous ones has just [DATA EXPUNGED] some idiot was looking for Hillary Rodham Clinton in the Chappaqua woods! It's actually a good thing the anomaly killed him, because if the idiot recorded its face and say a "news source" like CNN plasters it everywhere for ratings, an XK class scenario would happen!" Lori comments, having seen a news article on the subject

"Wait, you don't mean…?!"

"The one that escaped this time…was SCP-096-EN, Codename: The Shy Guy, Object Class: Super Euclid, Threat Level: Red, Special Properties: Photoptic Hazard, Compulsory, Relativistic, Violent."

"How can you capture something you can't see?"

"By putting a paper bag over its head. But just in case, I have a weapons grade EMP generator to take out all of New York's power grid. It might make news headlines, but it's better than having a few million people dead from 096-EN. I call it Operation Mitternacht."

Leni and Sigurrós return from their daily training regimen.

"I can teleport you to the woods, but it's one way. You'll have to find a way to transport that thing without attracting any attention." Sigurrós notes

"Sig? How did you get here?"

"Same way all the others escaped. Through the bursts."

"Shouldn't Site-17 be on lockdown? Especially after I-239-B-CK."

"Hey, Doctor Clef started that incident first!"

"Well, it's nice to see you not in a coma."

"It's nice to see you too, god-auntie Double."

SCP-239-EN generates a portal. Agent Double steps through.

"Operation Mitre Knocked?" Leni questions

"No, Leni. Mitternacht. It's German for "Midnight"." Lisa corrects

"I should help her, SCP-096-EN is super dangerous! I can poof him out of existence!"

"It wouldn't work. SCP-096-EN can break the laws of physics, gravity and reality itself to kill its target! It's like Liam Neeson in Taken. It will find you and it will kill you."


Agent Double appears to be near the entrance to the Chappaqua Woods. This is the prime hunting ground for people trying to find Hillary Clinton, and according to a news report, someone died trying to find Hillary. If only she knew about the 2 bullets to the back of the head suicides that happen when people deal with the Clintons…but she has a mission. To recover SCP-096-EN and make sure it doesn't kill any more people!

Heading into the nocturne groves of evergreen copses, she pushes forward into the deep alcoves of the forest. She thinks she might be getting close to the gangly dude. Proceeding to the center of the Chappaqua woods, she finds a pale, emaciated, 8-foot-tall creature. She's going to have to rely on her senses to not get [DATA EXPUNGED] by it.

"Midnight."

She activates the generator, just to be sure any idiot that wanders in here can't record SCP-096-EN's face. A massive EMP pulse travels across New York and disrupts the electrical grid.

She then focuses on the pale killer and sets her goggles to blind mode. She uses her advanced proprioception skills that she learned from her Foundation training to bag the creature's face. She walks behind a group of trees to see if she bagged it right and…

She did it. SCP-096-ENs face is covered by the bag.

"Sophia, it's Double. I've bagged its face. Send a recovery portal to TLH-SCP-PTB-1415's Chappaqua Woods' Depths."

"Understood. Congratulations."

A gateway opens up and she leads 096-EN through the portal. Back at the Foundation, a swarm of armed MTFs take 096-EN back into its containment cell. Finally, one of the deadliest SCPs in existence has been recontained. But now what? The bursts are still accelerating, dropping things from other dimensions into completely different ones. What can they do about it? Can anything be done about it?


Author's Note: Ok, here's the full list of SCP alternate canons and their designations.

SCP-PRM-001: Prime Canon
SCP-WLDWST-002: Aces and Eights
SCP-RECH4THESTRS-003: Ad Astra per Aspera
SCP-PLYGN-004: AIAD
SCP-ICEMPIRE-005: The Antarctic Exchange
SCP-ANCNTNTITI-006: Apotheosis
SCP-AFTRMATH-007: Bellerverse
SCP-ANOMLOSMRGE-008: Broken Masquerade
SCP-HIDAWY-009: Codename: Green King
SCP-RUSNFREVR-010: The Coldest War
SCP-GRNDFNLE-011: Competitive Eschatology
SCP-APRLFLS-012: Cool War 2: Ruiz From Your Grave
SCP-HIERCALING-013: Doctors of the Church
SCP-CLWNNITMRE-014: Dread and Circuses
SCP-YWNTUDIE-015: End of Death
SCP-UPNTHEHORIZN-016: Et Tam Deum Petivi
SCP-AZTH-017: The Foundation Alchemy Department
SCP-ANOMLOSGNOCDE-018: Global Occult Coalition Casefiles
SCP-HUMNLVS-019: The Gulf
SCP-FLSPRADS-020: lolFoundation
SCP-NTHINTHRE-021: The Man Who Wasn't There
SCP-SPCFARER-022: The Old Man in The Sea
SCP-SKULCRAKR-023: On Mount Golgotha
SCP-FRUNKOWN-024: Only Game In Town
SCP-ALNTKOVR-025: Project Heimdall
SCP-UNSTBLRELITY-026: Rat's Nest
SCP-STLHPE-027: Resurrection
SCP-NVIRMENTLDCY-028: S & C Plastics
SCP-KNDRKI-029: Ship In A Bottle
SCP-ANMENSANITY-030: Stealing Solidarity
SCP-ACRSTHESTRS-031: Straight On Till Morning
SCP-CLDORSHLD-032: Third Law
SCP-PCIFCNRTHWST-033: Those Twisted Pines
SCP-JSTENDIT-034: The Trashfire
SCP-RWETHEBADGYS-035: Unfounded
SCP-THETRUGRTWAR-036: War On All Fronts
SCP-ALLUP2U-037: What a Wonderful World