This is basically a sequel to Judal's Peaches (and, to a certain extension, Happy Valentine's Day, Judal!).

Enjoy!

I don't own Pat Benatar's "Hit ME With Your Best Shot", by the way.

(Due to a request of a guest, this chapter also includes Fem!Sinbad. Hope you like him-er, her!)


It's not a secret that Judal hated Ren Kouen.

Now, you might find this weird given how well Judal got along with the other Ren siblings.

He hated Ren Kouen with a passion that surpassed even his love for peaches.

Which is why it was no surprise when he started plotting revenge against Kouen.


"That darn Kouen," Judal grumbled. "Who does he think he is, anyway? Some sort of big shot in the world?"

Just so you know, the reason Judal was mad at Kouen this time was because Kouen had eaten the last of his peaches without permission.

Now, as anyone knows, it is practically suicidal to steal Judal's peaches, much less eat them. Judal is really fond of his peaches, and he doesn't take lightly to anyone taking his peaches without permission. So nobody was foolish enough to do so.

Except, apparently, Ren Kouen, the bane of his existence. (Never mind the fact he was hungry at the time-it was no excuse!)

"Kouen thinks he can mess with my peaches and get away scot-free? Well, he can think again!" if there was one thought in Judal's mind now, it was this: war.

But how to do so? Because it wasn't like he held some scandalous secret over Kouen, it wasn't like one would just conveniently resurface from his memories in his head…

"Wait! That's it! I do have dirt on him! His secret password! I'll use it against him!" Judal triumphantly cackled.

"Just you wait, Ren Kouen-by the end of this day, you'll have regret messing with me!"


"Oi, stupid king, help me out a little, would you?"

Now, for Judal to enact his revenge plan, he was gonna need help. So he turned to the first person he could think of-Sinbad. (Who, by the way, was still a woman.)

"With what, exactly, may I ask?" Sinbad-no, wait, maybe we should call him (her) Sinko for now-looked irritated.

"Why, with my revenge plans on Ren Kouen, of course!"

Sinb-Sinko looked thoughtful. "What's in it for me?" he-sorry, she-asked.

"Whatever you desire-as long as it's within my power!' Judal arrogantly declared.

"Will you turn me back to normal if I do? Like, turn me back into a man?" (What? He loved being a man.)

"Yeah!" (Note: he was lying, he didn't mean it.)

"Then it's a deal!"


"Pst! Koumei!"

Koumei turned around, looking bored. "Yes, how can I-" his eyes widened perceptively. "Sinbad, is that you?"

"Shhh!" Sinbad-sorry, Sinko-hissed. "Don't tell anyone about this, you hear me!" he-sorry, she, dang, this is confusing!-said.

Koumei nodded slightly. "Um, sure. Is there, uh, something you need my assistance for?"

"Not me!" Sinko said. "But Judal has something he wants to tell you later."

Koumei lifted his fan away from his mouth. "What on earth would Judal want to show me that he can't say himself? And how do I know it's not a trap?"

"He said it'll help you get back at your brother for all those years he interrupted your naps and tormented you with the old men."

Koumei paused slightly. And then he smiled. "Tell him I'll be there in 10 minutes."

What could he say? The offer was too sweet to refuse. (Really, Kouen, you should have seen this coming.)


"Hey! Fluff ball!"

No answer.

"Midget!"

Still no answer.

Judal took a deep breath. "KOUHA!"

"That's my name." the door opened, and Klouha stuck his head out. "What do you want, Judal?'

"To offer you a deal." Oh, no, he was sporting a wolfish grin now.

Kouha narrowed his eyes. "The last time you offered me a "deal", you caused me to steal 10 crates of peaches from the supermarket, and 5 pairs of black jeans."

"Sheesh, do I still have to keep apologizing about that?"

"En-nii grounded me for an entire two months for that! Do you know what happens to my beautiful hair and even more beautiful skin when I'm not let out-"

"I can help you get revenge," Judal interrupted him.

Kouha froze, his mouth partially still open. "What?"

"I can help you get revenge on your own brother for that," Judal continued. "The secret is inside his computer."

Kouha's eyes glinted. "When do we begin?"

(Nothing spells revenge for Kouha like matted hair and marred skin.)


"Hello, Miss Kougyoku!"

Kougyoku turned around. "Who is it-?" She backed away in shock as she took in the sight in front of her. "What-? Lord Sinbad, is that you?!"

"Shhh! Don't say that out loud!" Sinko, formerly Sinbad, hushed Kougyoku by covering her mouth with her hand. "I can't have anyone else see me like this, you hear?"

Kougyoku nodded, her eyes still on the verge of popping out of her eye sockets at the sight of seeing her former love interest looking like a bona-fide woman.

"Right. Now that you understand that…" Sinko lowered her hand from Kougyoku's mouth. "I need you to meet up with Judal."

"Judal-chan? What for?" Kougyoku asked curiously.

"That's not important, what's important is that you go meet up with him right away!" There was a slight hint of desperation and hysteria in her voice.

Kougyoku hesitated, then immediately departed.

Forgive me, Kougyoku, but I really want my manly body back.


"Hey, Hakuei! Hakuryuu!"

Both people turn around at the sound of Judal's voice. "Yes? What do you want, Judal?" Hakuryuu asked in an irritated voice.

Hakuei was less rude. "Do you need us for something, Judal?"

"why, yes, as a matter of fact, I do!" Judal was positively beaming. "I need to show you two something. It's got something to do with you, Hakuei."

"With my sister? What is it?" Hakuryuu was wary. He had a feeling he wouldn't like the answer-

"It's got something to do with your cousin, Kouen!"

-and he was right.


Judal's plan? Ruin Kouen's reputation in front of his family-and a certain lady. (coughHakueicough)

Too bad his plan was going to hit a major block road.


Judal stood in front of the little gathering in Kouen's room.

By gathering, he meant three of Kouen's siblings (Koumei, Kouha, and Kougyoku) and two of his cousins (Hakuryuu and Hakuei).

He was visibly smirking now. "Well, I supposed you're all wondering why you're here, right?"

Nobody said anything. Everyone-and I mean everyone-glared pointedly at Judal to cut the small talk and get down to business.

"Right, right-so. Recently, I've discovered something very interesting while I was browsing through Kouen's computer."

"You browsed through En-nii's computer?!" Kouha's outraged voice broke through. Koumei shushed him. (Where's your sense of loyalty, Kouha?)

Judal ignored Kouha. "So, it turns out your brother's computer is password protected." (Duh. Isn't everyone's computer password protected?)

Hakuryuu's face began to pale as he realized the implication behind Judal's statement.

Judal took a deep breath.

"Hey, everyone! Guess what? Kouen's password is-"

"What are you doing in my room, Judal?"

Ren Kouen had arrived in time for the party.


"Why," Judal feigned innocence, "I'm just telling everyone here what your password to your computer is." He turned back to the others. "By the way, it's a six letter word with three syllables and begins with Haku."

It didn't take a genius to figure out the password. Naturally, Hakuryuu was the first to figure it out.

"You used my sister's name as your password?!" An outraged Hakuryuu cried out. "Why you-!"

Kouen did not bat an eye. "Don't be ridiculous, Hakuryuu, I'm not stupid enough to do that."

Koumei blinked in concern. "Are you telling the truth, Brother En?" he had a right to be worried, this was Hakuryuu's sister, after all. (Look, Hakuryuu had his hands curled up in order to-wait, kids are reading this.)

"Yes. If you want proof, I'll show you what my actual password is." Kouen bent down and tapped the keyboard and his password box showed up. Then he uploaded a video.

Judal lost his smug grin and his jaw dropped when he caught sight of the video.

Kougyoku looked horrified. Koumei held his deadpan expression. Kouha watched with sadistic relish.

What was the video, you ask? Well, here's the answer:

A dance video of a drunk Judal to the beat of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot."

Kougyoku looked horrified at the video. Koumei held his deadpan expression. Kouha watched the video with sadistic relish. Hakuei had already left while Hakuryuu continued arguing with Kouen.

As for Judal? Well, here's his reaction:

"DAMN YOU, REN KOUEEEEEEENNNNNN!"


Bonus:

Sinbad-sorry, Sinko-stood in front of Judal's house impatiently tapping his feet.

"C'mon, Judal. Any day now." He-she-grumbled. "You better change me back to normal before-"

"Sin? Is that you?"

Sinko froze in horror. Her head slowly creaked until they met a pair of onyx eyes on a pale, freckled face. "J-J-J-Jafar?!"

Jafr kept staring at Sinko. "Sinbad, all this time-you were actually a woman? Wow, I never knew." He shook his head. "I have to tell the others."

"Wait, Jafar! It's not what you think! It's not! Wait! Come back!"

"JAFAAAAAAARRRRRR!"


Do you guys laugh while you were reading this? Did you?

I know I did (while writing this).

Well, it's late, so I'm going to sleep ow. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of making a spin-off on this series based on

either Jafar or Fem!Sinbad (AKA Sinko). If you guys are interested in either one, please vote on the poll on my

profile page.

Until next time!