Why am I posting this now? Probably because I got spooked by a cockaroach thhat I was hesitant to kill. (My brother killed it, by the way.)

So to calm my nerves so that I can sleep, I'm posting this today.

Enjoy!


Once upon a time, there lived a young beautiful innocent princess who lived peacefully among her citizens-

"Hey! That's not how it goes! Do it again!"

…fine. Once upon a time, there lived a fearsome, powerful, you-don't want-to-mess-her-and-die princess who had mad wicked magic and killed anyone who dared to disturb his peaches. Happy now?

"You bet! Now continue!"

One day, the princess realized that his-wait, shouldn't it be a her?

"I'm the main character! Not you! So if I say I'm a boy, then I'm a boy!"

…the princess realized that his peach trees were dying. Furious, the princess-

"Hey! Don't ignore me!"

Look, do you want me to continue the story or not?

"…please go ahead."

Thank you. Now, as I was saying, the princess realized his peaches were dying. Furious, he decided that someone had to pay the price of destroying his peaches-wait, destroying?

"My peaches don't jest die without any reason, someone has to be killing them!"

Aren't we being a little extreme here?

"My peaches deserve justice! Someone must pay!"

…suuuure. Anyway, the princess ordered his guards to summon every boy wearing a braid in the kingdom, from ages eight to eighteen to his castle at exactly sunrise at dawn in the next day.


The next day, approximately 100 of the boys fitting the description showed up. Once they did, Princess Judal ordered the ones who were non-magicians to leave. Magicians were to stay behind.

Three magicians were left behind as a result.

One was a child, with dark blue hair and an innocent smile.

Another was a tall, lean man, with dull blond hair, and a mysterious aura.

The last magician was a young girl. Like the tall man, she had blond hair, only thicker and more luxurious. Her eyes were closed ad she bore a frown on her face.

"Now, then." Princess Judal strode in front of the three magicians. "One of you three magis caused my beloved peaches to die." He stopped in front of the blue-haired boy. "And you're going to fix it!" he jabbed his finger at the boy.

"Me?" Aladdin looked confused. "Why me, your Majesty?"

"Because I said so, that's why!"

Childish, aren't you, Judal?

"Pft, as if! The main character is never childish! That's a rule!"

CoughButyouareachildCough.

"What was that?!"

I said, as you wish, your majesty!

Judal huffed. All of the three magis looked at him weirdly, for they saw him talking to nothing but thin air.

"Anyway, like I said, you're going to fix this problem, Aladdin! You caused my peaches to die! You're going to pay for it!"

Aladdin tilted his head to the side. "Pardon me, your majesty, but how exactly do you know my name? And are you sure your peaches did not die from old age?"

"I know your name because I am that awesome, that's why! And my peaches don't die for no reason, because they are my peaches! Mine!" he jutted his nose into the air.

"Okaaayyyy…" Aladdin decided not to tell the princess that he seemed a little crazy in the head. I agree, Aladdin, dear Judal is a bit mad in the head.

"What was that?!"

Aladdin blinked. "Your majesty, I didn't say anything."

"Not you! YOU!" Princess Judal jabbed an accusing finger into the sky.

Aladdin looked confused. "Who?"

"The stupid Narrator! I swear, one of these days, I'm going to kill him! Her! Whatever!"

That'll never happen, Judal. Besides, shouldn't you be worrying about your beloved peaches? Don't you want them to be saved?

"I do! So I'll deal with you later!" He turned to f ace Aladdin.

"I don't care how you do, just save my peaches! That's an order! A quest!"

Aladdin shifted uncomfortably. "A quest? Um, can I turn down this-"

"Go!" And Judal kicked Aladdin into the air, causing him to blast off to space.


And so Aladdin's quest to save Princess Judal's peaches has begun. Poor kid.

"There's nothing poor about him, he deserved this!"

Riiiight.

"He does!"


TO BE CONTINUED...


Bonus:

"Hey, Sche-chan? Did Judal and Narrator-chan forget about us or something?"

Scheherazade glanced at Yunan. "Not very likely. We're probably not relevant to the plot yet, that's all."

You got that right, Sche-chan! Besides, you two are way more important than Judal!

"What was that!"

Nothing, your majesty, I said nothing.


Until next time!

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