Hey, guys, sorry for the lack of updates lately.
My computer's power fuse broke down shortly after my last update to my stories, and it hasn't been fixed yet (don't know if it ever will.) So I've been using a laptop instead lately, and to be honest, I'm not really good with laptops at all.
Plus, I went on a five-day trip to Canada shortly after my computer bustted on me and since then, I've been feeling like I'm on vacation mode. Weird, huh?
Also, I've started college lately, and I still have yet to get used to the dynamics. So, all in all, updates will probably be slow.
But don't worry! I've got plenty of ideas for my stories and I'll publish then when I can! (Just not anytime soon.)
But for now, enjoy the drabble!
"Judal, you need to get your teeth removed again."
Such a casual, innocent sentence uttered by 49-year-old Ren Gyokuen sent our young protagonist into a frenzy of panic and terror.
"WHAT?!" Judal scrambled back onto his his chair. "Why? I don't want to!" He whined childishly.
"Because, Judal, everyone in the world must get at least two of their wisdom teeth removed when they become of age," Gyokuen patiently explained. "Or else heir teeth would be filed with endless pain and they won't be able to eat anything. Like peaches," she added.
"What! But I still don't want to gooooo!" Man, could Judal whine.
"Well, unless you don't want to eat peaches ever again..."
"I'll go!" Boy, did Judal change his mind fast.
"Good. The appointment is tomorrow."
"WHAT?!"
"Well, well, Mr. Judal, we meet again."
Dr. Sphintus Carmen closed his folder with a Snap! sound. "I must say, I never thought I would see you again."
"Neither did I," Judal sneered back. "You made my face swell for twelve days! Twelve days!"
Sphintus shrugged. "What an I say-no pain, no gain." He sighed. "Well, you know the procedure. Lean back against the chair with your head down. Marga," he gestured, "the needle."
All hell broke loose. "Ohnonononononoooooo!" Judal screamed. "No needles! My face won't survive! No needles! No-"
Judal fell into a sea of darkness as a familiar sting jabbed itself into his beautiful (albeit obnoxious) face.
Blink. Blink.
Judal woke up...into a sea of darkness.
"Damn it. That really hurt this time. Did they finish already? They better have, I want my beloved peaches already."
Judal kept grumbling as he got up and pulled the switch to a lamp that mysteriously appeared out of nowhere.
And came face to face with...
"Ren Kouen? What the heck are you doing here?"
"Who is Kouen? I know no Kouen."
Okay, he was definitely paying a joke on him. "Yeah, right. Listen, Kouen, I don't care what your problem is, but why don't you get out of my-"
"I am not this Kouen." Seriously, who was he fooling? "I am your conscious-the good one." Say what?!
"You? My good conscious?" Judal started laughing. "HA! Yeah right, that's like saying the old hag's my mother! What do you want?"
"I am here..." (Cue dramatic pause) "...to tell you that you have to stop eating peaches."
What the HECK was he saying?! "HECK NO! Why on EARTH would you ever ask me to-"
"No, don't listen to him, Judal!" What the hey?
"Gyokuen?"
"That's not Gyokuen. She is your other conscious-the bad one."
And Ren Kouen was the good conscious?!
"Judal, listen to me," Okay, she had sounded exactly like the old hag, "peaches are good! They are the food of the gods! You must eat them!" She even had the same creepy grin!
"I don't need you to tell me that, old hag! And what the heck are you doing here-?"
Suddenly Kouen rushed at Gyokuen with a sword (where on earth did it come from?). "You will not sully his brain with lies anymore, witch!"
Cue evil grin from Gyokuen. "If it's a fight to the death you want, then you shall have it!" And she rushed at him with a sword of her own (seriously, where are al these swords coming from?).
With Judal in the between the two. "H-hey! Stop! Not here!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...!"
"Rise and shine, Judal!" Sphintus smiled down at Judal's puffed up face (it was puffier than last time). "Your operation is over."
"Good!" Judal pouted. Excep with his puffy face, it sounded like "Gaud!"
"So, anyway, I got some news for you. You want to hear the good news first or the bad news?"
"Gaud, d'of cork!" (Translation: "Good, of course!")
"The good news-your teeth is now completely healthy."
"Yeck!" (Translation: "Yes!")
"The bad news-you can't eat peaches for a month until you completely recover."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!?" (Translation:...well, you already know what it is. :D)
Until next time guys! (Hopefully sometime very soon.)
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