"What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? I'll tell you what you get; You get what you fucking deserve!" -Arthur Fleck, October 4, 2019

And now, we see that we are at Ruckersville, Virginia. At a nondescript house, we see a vaguely humanoid creature. It appears to be androgynous, but associates itself with the female gender. It has what appears to be a necklace with the head of Sonic The Hedgehog, its idol.

This 37 (as of the time of this chronicle's conception) year old man (woman?) child is everyone's favorite autist that everyone trolls. The Internet enigma zeself, Christine Weston Chandler.

I won't bore you with the history of Chris Chan, as there are many documentaries about the insanity and delusion of this mysterious individual. All I can tell you is what happens to xe in this alternate continuity parallel to our own.

So, Chris Chan is still in his delusional little world, as he has always been. Still thinking he's the mayor of CWCville, populated by his cringy Sonic OCs that revere xir as their god.

"Mom! I'm going out!"

The screen pans over to the desiccated corpse of Barb Chandler. Somehow, Chris failed a spot check as they can't even see the putrefaction of the corpse and the business of flies feasting on it! No, she isn't dead, she's just sleeping.

"Ok, see you in a few hours."

Chris explores Ruckersville, still in his delusional C-197 OC heaven dimension. If this place actually existed, he might be classified as an SCP. But for now, he's just classified as a delusional nutcase. And that's not even factoring his autism, since people who have actually met autistic people know that they can function better than zir does.

Xe is kind of infamous in the community as a nuisance that gets on people's nerves. Ze did try to kill business owner Michael Snyder when Ruckersville's Game Place was still operational. Xir celebrated on Twitter when he died and when his business went bankrupt. She fucking pepper sprayed a GameStop customer over Sonic's arms being blue. Zir did several degenerate things that would make this story MA rated! Such as when xir [DATA EXPUNGED].

But that is enough to paint a clear picture of them. So, xe's strolling around, trying to avoid any Jerkops (the Ruckersville Police Department) since ze is known for fucking things up in the community. But surprisingly, just this once, Chris Chan didn't cause the incident…well kind of. Let me explain. See, Chris Chan was minding xir's own business when one of those Anomalous Bursts shoots out a small red putty like object at near him. Naturally xe inspects it.

"Oh, is that…it is! It's the Reality Stone!"

He picks it up.

"Finally, unlimited power will be mine!"

The red jasper sears itself into zir's skin. It made ze nauseous, but soon he begins to actually turn into a she! He finally got the breasts and vagina xe so desperately wanted! The rock disengages from her hand. Sadly, zir didn't get the 25% chance for cellular restructuring damage, as well as severe hemorrhaging from the complete obliteration of xir's genitalia!

As should be obvious to anyone with functioning brain cells, this is not the Reality Stone. This is SCP-113-EN, The Gender Switcher. It does exactly what it says it does. Transgender people, rejoice!

But remember that gateway 113-EN fell out of? You can see where this is going.

Yep, she got anomalous powers.

Which one?

Apotheosis.

So, Chris Chan has god powers now…It shouldn't be said, but no one person should have this much power. Especially if they can't comprehend how to wield it! There was something about absolute power corrupting absolutely. Well, Chris Chan notices SCP-113-EN.

"I wish I could pick that up without it changing me back…"

He levitates 113-EN with his newfound powers and contains it within a wall of psychic energy.

"You are the best thing ever!"

He goes off to store SCP-113-EN in his house as the Anomalous Burst from which 113-EN came from seals itself. When he has free time not being tyrant mayor of CWCville, he goes to reality and worships the mystical red jasper.

But now he has more important things to do…

"They all thought I was crazy…but who's laughing now?!"

He begins reconstructing Ruckersville into CWCville. God help them all.

"C-197 and E-1218 will complete their merge. Those naysayers won't see it in their lifetime. Let me help accelerate the process!"

Singularity is coming…