The first is "voluntary". The thing that usually makes or breaks a case of X-Men Syndrome is whether or not the anomalous effect in question is voluntary on the part of the SCP object or not. SCP-590-EN's effect, for instance, happens any time it touches another human being regardless of its will, and the Foundation exploits that fact ruthlessly. Mr. Deeds, while incredibly powerful in the sheer broadness of its capabilities, has no real will of its own and can only use those capabilities at the behest of whomever rings its bell. SCP-027-2-EN is much more the victim of its anomalous effects than the master, as are SCP-273-EN, SCP-817-EN, and SCP-507-EN, the last of which will be talked about in more depth later. -So You Want to Write A Humanoid SCP Object, Avoiding X-Men Syndrome, Rule #1

We cut back and see that Chris Chan has replaced Ruckersville with his fantastically delusional CWCville. Good news, Chris Chan has no idea how cities work. Bad news, Chris Chan has no idea how cities work. In order to solidify xir's rule as the tyrannical god empress/mayoress for life of CWCville, ze needs to find a countermeasure to what has happened so far.

"It appears that 900 people have suddenly died from withdrawal like symptoms. The thing linking them all together was a party billed as "the greatest of all time". The chemical found during tox screens has a similar structure to dopamine."

"We're here with our correspondent in Paris' 19th arrondissement as it appears a little girl has entombed the toxic entity torturing France by its mere presence. She has denied an interview by president Macron."

"In what has been declared the deadliest game since Danganronpa, 3812 children were killed by these piñata looking creatures across 20 different countries (most of them islands). The ringleader was thought to have come through an Anomalous Burst and is widely theorized by the populace to be the Deadlights from the Stephen King macroverse."

"In unrelated news, Gavin Newsom was arrested and sentenced for willfully and maliciously deleting critical information in stopping the child killers. His motive was to get the Left to impeach President Trump as revenge for drone striking Arab children in Syria, Afghanistan and Iraq; Despite the fact that ISIS, Al Qaeda and the Taliban were using them as human shields in a guerilla warfare gambit."

"There's been a possible terrorist attack in New York. The assailant used what scientists have determined to be a military grade EMP device to fry the electrical grid. Mayor Bill De Blasio had this to say."

"This is all Trump's fault for abandoning New Yorkers to destroy America as Fascist in Chief!"

"Our correspondent in Akasaka, Minato, Japan has received breaking news! Apparently, Danganronpa creator Kazutaka Kodaka has been found to have created a despair cult based off his own creation. Police are now weeding out members of said cult. Spike Chunsoft is now under investigation in connection with Mr. Kodaka. Composer Masafumi Takada was found to have no connections to the cult. Mr. Kodaka has been ruminating in Fuchu prison."

"Novoselic declares itself fascist and supports Trump. Globalists and Leftists Reee-ing already!"

"Nationwide missing person's search for legendary wrestler John Cena still ongoing. No one has seen him yet."

"Ebola man Doctor Kent Brantly single handedly prevents global pandemic! Hailed as hero!"


Despite the sensationalist headlines, even the more mentally deficient than a normal autist, Chris Chan, realizes that these anomalies can destroy zir's megalomaniacal lust for power! Xir must stop these superhero posers at all costs, and so, utilizing his newfound god powers, summon the one man who's an expert in this sort of stuff. Ze also makes a translator that can decipher xe's Chris Chan-isms. He summons Warren Worthington II from M-616, founder of Worthington Labs and creator of the Mutant Suppressive Cure (at least in the movie canon). If he can temporarily disable the X-Men, (especially Magneto) then he can make a permanent cure to the anomalous. They just need the perfect test subject…

"Huh? Where am I?"

"Mr. Worthington. I've heard of your famous Mutant Cure."

"Yes. What about it?"

"It was a great idea, but it only suppressed the mutant gene. I need a permanent cure."

"Why so?"

"Look, our universe is plagued with anomalies. They are quite a bit different from the mutants, but they have the propensity to cause just as much if not more damage than them! Help me find a cure to the anomalous."

"I see…lead the way."

Chris Chan never included a laboratory in his CWCville schematics, so ze just turned the observatory into a temporary laboratory. They begin setting up their experiments.

"So, what exactly are we doing?"

"I have a theory that this Korean girl is the key."

Xer snaps its fingers and a Korean girl with hair blacker than a spatial night appears before them. She appears to be about 14-years-old.

"According to reports from Doctor Wensley, she has absolutely no psychotropic resistance and will obey any command without fail. As for the portion of the task, she can complete…well that varies, but it will never be 100%."

"So, how is she the key to the anomalous cure?"

"Zena Cho here is able to never complete any task, Mr. Worthington. If we can create a serum that can degrade their anomalies to nothing, then it will work."

"However, unlike the X-gene, I theorize that the anomalous abilities people have are the result of interdimensional cosmic radiation from the Anomalous Bursts which are interdimensional gateways between dimensions. If the cure can act like activated charcoal and expel the radiation from their bodies, then it will depower them to the point even a single bullet will be able to kill them!"


"That actually might work."

"Ok, let's try a blood sample."

A cringy Sonic OC scientist draws a blood sample from her and delivers it to its master.

"And I have the perfect test subject."

Ze summons an SCP-956-EN instance.

"This piñata like anomaly can't stopping killing children. If the cure works, it will become a normal piñata. Observe."

She shows a picture of some random kid to 956-EN. It's child murdering senses go off exponentially! It tries to attack the picture, to no avail.

"And now…"

Xir injects the blood sample into 956-EN. It still has murder tendencies.

"And now we know it doesn't work."

"Maybe if we show her atrocities, it will affect her body in some way?"

"Sounds like pseudoscience, but we're willing to try anything."

Next, they begin bombarding her with video footage of Korean War atrocities, hoping that something will happen to her that will change the cure. A second sample was taken and injected into 956-EN.

Nope, it still has murderous tendencies.

"Well, that didn't work."

"Running out of ideas, but maybe we could use it as a nocebo?"

Eh, it's a long shot, but they are running out of ideas. A third sample was taken and injected into SCP-956-EN.

Miraculously, it doesn't to anything when shown a picture of a child.

"Just to be sure."

Ze shows a picture of Justin Beiber when he was a kid. It didn't attack the Bieber picture.

"I think we did it. Thanks for your help with this predicament, Mr. Worthington."

Chris Chan teleports him back to M-616 as well as teleporting the 956-EN instance back to an SCP-verse. She then talks to a Sonic OC.

Begin mass production of ZC-2599-ACS.

"Right away, zir."

She snaps the test subject away. Chris Chan doesn't need her anymore since they can replicate the cure a million times over! Chris Chan will reign supreme and for eternity! No one can stop xe now!